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[–]Intrepid00 72 points73 points ago

[–]cracrazybus 21 points22 points ago

[–]yothisbalec 26 points27 points ago

A bitmap? In this day and age? What a rarity. Truly, a spectacle to behold.

[–]atm0 39 points40 points ago

KUUUNNKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]Ceejae 23 points24 points ago

Well, I don't get the reference, but I am drunk, so have an upvote.

[–]Kurtil 6 points7 points ago

The liquor's callin' the shots now.

[–]Durpadoo 5 points6 points ago

Randy....I am the liquor.

[–]united_ultra 2 points3 points ago

Propane, propane...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]AssassinFlonne 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, fuck wednesdays.

[–]Andy411 1 point2 points ago

Tidehunter, you've been prawned!

[–]Theoroshia 0 points1 point ago

Eight bells and all is well!

[–]mondaywonderhands 27 points28 points ago

When will this hat become available in TF2?

[–]Perplexity216 6 points7 points ago

When they do the Deep Blue Sea update. This hat would be perfect for the demo.

[–]Mr_Potatoe 2 points3 points ago

combined with the new demo misc, ugh that would be lovely

[–]Perplexity216 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Demoknight with PP, Bootlegger, This as a hat, Bird man of aberdeen, and the bearded bombardier. hell yes.

[–]The_Switzer 45 points46 points ago

[–]lae_sc2 9 points10 points ago

[–]gmonneh 2 points3 points ago

must use in rage comic.... somehow...

[–]Snow-dawg -2 points-1 points ago

[–]wojx 0 points1 point ago

Confirmed.

[–]The_Phaedron 1 point2 points ago

For everyone not already familiar, this is Vermin Supreme, a satirical candidate who actually runs in his local presidential primaries on a platform of free ponies and mandatory tooth-brushing.

Such as this clip here, where he delivers his closing statement in Polka format and then glitterbombs his opponent who Jesus ostensibly instructed VS to turn gay.

[–]shizzler 8 points9 points ago

[–]awwkward 13 points14 points ago

It's all fun and games until those Sharks wake up and pee on him.

[–]donpapillon 31 points32 points ago

False. Sharks don't pee, they excrete nitrogenous wastes over their gills.

[–]GD0512 23 points24 points ago

So, they shit out of their lungs?

[–]d_spaceley1 18 points19 points ago

In a nutshell... yeah

[–]Spiridytus 24 points25 points ago

They shit out of their gills in a nutshell? Wow sharks are fucking weird.

[–]bowlforthedude 7 points8 points ago

Humans use seashells so its not all that strange

[–]Blamemeta 0 points1 point ago

The 3 shells! I GET THAT REFERENCE!!! As a teenager, this makes me happy.

[–]Ceejae 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, that sounds like it could be a sin.

[–]Harbaw 3 points4 points ago

DEEPEST, BLUEST

[–]jericho2291 2 points3 points ago

MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN.

[–]magicmagininja 2 points3 points ago

Obligatory Team Fortress 2 comment.

[–]JAEitler 2 points3 points ago

Meanwhile, on TF2 servers...

[–]PostYourSinks 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My hat is two sharks. Your argument is invalid. 0coms 21pts 1dy funny

source: karmadecay

Also check here for even MORE reposts

[–]x3tripleace3x 2 points3 points ago

I have this guy tagged as "Steals content" too. So yeah, repeat offender, please downvote OP. He is a faggot.

[–]Jiles-Mcfrafon 0 points1 point ago

he's a pirate

[–]badgarok725 0 points1 point ago

I had him tagged as FAG after he stole someone's original content AND got more upvotes.

[–]the_awesome_face 0 points1 point ago

obably both got it from smosh.com.

[–]dutch010 3 points4 points ago

I Wouldn't dare try to mock this man no sharkasm

[–]oldaccount 0 points1 point ago

Is that a Barcelona shirt?

[–]BattleSalmon 0 points1 point ago

We ride a human, your argument is invalid.

[–]KaraokeGod 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know they made a live action TF2 film.

[–]meisenmann23 1 point2 points ago

Sharks are pretty docile on land, so it's not really all that daring.

[–]MrIslander 1 point2 points ago

Well, if my argument is that a hat can never be more than one shark, I guess it would be invalid.

[–]patejam 1 point2 points ago

The potted plant hat dude should consider this.

[–]coalitionofilling 1 point2 points ago

This is literally the kind of logic I end up confronting when bringing up a contradictory opinion on reddit!

[–]Fiber_and_Bacon 1 point2 points ago

Is it craftable? my offer stands at 2.66 refined

[–]AmpleWarning 1 point2 points ago

He'll win every argument until he meets the man wearing a machine-gun toting badger.

[–]honky_mcgee 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or is "your argument is invalid" the least funny line ever?

[–]arborcide 0 points1 point ago

Animals as hats? Why didn't I think of that!

[–]Plazmotech 1 point2 points ago

Please ignore this comment

[–]Call_Me_Joris 0 points1 point ago

Look, I don't mean to be that guy, but you leave me no choice. Smosh posted this yesterday on their facebook page so yeah... Repost.

[–]plobably 0 points1 point ago

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin.

[–]SoloJones -1 points0 points ago

Can we finally end this whole "your argument is invalid" thing?

[–]rynoweiss 1 point2 points ago

Real life Team Fortress 2 player.

[–]indridcold137 0 points1 point ago

Release the upvotes!

[–]LeonThor 1 point2 points ago

Upvote so valve can see this!

[–]stuffeyisanent 0 points1 point ago

he's still kinda cute

[–]Smaltze 0 points1 point ago

i have missed the your arguement is invalid memes

[–]Habieru7 0 points1 point ago

That remided me of Kyary pamyu pamyu's Shark...

[–]Flipnash 1 point2 points ago

/r/tf2 would love this

[–]cazadora 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this guy should be included

[–]smithz12 0 points1 point ago

Immediately hired by Valve.

[–]dawsonkk 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, Im gonna get downvoted for this, but I saw this on facebook two days ago.

[–]HMisuto14 0 points1 point ago

You son if a bitch...

[–]TheMeowMeow 0 points1 point ago

Sharkhead Jones is at it again...

[–]Pawys1111 0 points1 point ago

And is why we have lost %90 of our shark population..

[–]hawleyal 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]Gerjj 0 points1 point ago

Maybe this belongs in /r/tf2?

[–]TheDeadLion 0 points1 point ago

Please, do not let the tf2 developers find about this.

[–]halonolife 0 points1 point ago

challenge accepted

[–]Warkitz 0 points1 point ago

I'll trade you 2 keys for it.

[–]murderbum999 0 points1 point ago

They dry their clothes on a pile of rubble in the middle of the street. There's rubble everywhere. This is a place where people don't give a fuck about where they live.

[–]madmanwithabox94 0 points1 point ago

moot

[–]t_o_o -1 points0 points ago

Is that Marlo?

[–]mcsamms 0 points1 point ago

Sure looks like him.

[–]runtheplacered -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, that black guy is Mario.

[–]adaminc -1 points0 points ago

He's probably going to cut the fins off, throw the rest of the shark away, use the fins for money, and use that money to buy food.

[–]HypocriticalBastard3 0 points1 point ago

I want a 2 shark hat!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I have a three-shark hat.

My hat is three-sharks high!

[–]KinokoSama 2 points3 points ago

Is this in any way similar to a three dog night?

[–]heardlb -1 points0 points ago

I smell pussy

[–]Fantasysage -2 points-1 points ago

..try what? Putting two dead sharks on your head? I think the hardest thing would be sourcing the sharks.

[–]thirdfounder -2 points-1 points ago

unusually, this thread jumped the shark as soon as it was posted.

[–]ahsnappy 1 point2 points ago

He makoed that all by himself.

[–]millatime21 0 points1 point ago

This looks like this post should be in /r/tf2.

[–]supahmanv2 2 points3 points ago

/r/truetruetf2 seems more fitting.

[–]Underlying -5 points-4 points ago

I am so not going to argue your improper grammar.