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[–]andrewsmith1986 127 points128 points ago

This is what, the 50th time this has been posted?

[–]prepping4zombies 15 points16 points ago

Still needs a NSFL tag.

[–]AxelCaprio 7 points8 points ago

You mean [GORE] right?

[–]KingoftheGoldenAge 45 points46 points ago

We have to be positive the train is fake before we dismiss the image and stop posting it.

[–]bumblebeesscareme 19 points20 points ago

The pixels do look dodgy, I'll give you that, but I have to say, I've seen a few photoshops in my day and this is assuredly not one. Confirmed: REAL.

[–]MagicMurderBean 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, I zoomed and enhanced all areas and didn't see any DNA traces. Definitely real.

[–]TheCarolingian 0 points1 point ago

Real or fake? This is not the real question we should be asking. The picture is definitely real. No photoshopping here. What we have here is counterfeit products. This may look like Thomas the Tank Engine, and the colours and markings will fool the uninitiated and unwary, but it's a fake. Trust me, I'm a twat.

[–]CoyoteStark 3 points4 points ago

The date in the upper right hand corner of the video indicates the last time this joke was funny.

[–]smashisbeast -1 points0 points ago

This train just had a "nigga moment"

[–]RageCircuit 1 point2 points ago

50th time you say? I must examine the reddits more closely to make sure I don't miss the original and the 49 re-posts in the future.

[–]Soda241 -1 points0 points ago

And it is the first time i have seen it, So im ok with it.

[–]killer2c -4 points-3 points ago

The thing is this youtube comment isn't even funny, kinda like every other youtube comment...

[–]abusque 38 points39 points ago

If you look very closely, you can see that this is a repost.

[–]Sproutykins 1 point2 points ago

Well, I'd hardly say it requires much inspection.

[–]zimbabwe7878 17 points18 points ago

holy shit i never. ever. want to see this again. ever.

[–]LupivTheGreat 3 points4 points ago

Well then I suggest you not use Reddit next week.

[–]zimbabwe7878 3 points4 points ago

or in 3 hours.

[–]thirdfounder 13 points14 points ago

[–]Ciznit 7 points8 points ago

Good premise, poor execution.

[–]flyersfan018 9 points10 points ago

Needs more Jpeg

[–]divorso 1 point2 points ago

please stop upvoting these threads

[–]LiquidHate 2 points3 points ago

The date of the video in YouTube explains everything .....

[–]Gourdlord 2 points3 points ago

Seems legit to me.

[–]swiftpaw12 0 points1 point ago

Even if this is a repost, I laughed.

Have an upvote.

[–]1637 -2 points-1 points ago

This is probably the 100th repost of this. If you are new to reddit please don't post shit for a while, wait until you know what the fuck you are doing...

.

"ooh i just found this funny website that has tons of funny photos, i bet they havent seen this funny photo my friend posted on facebook" - OP

.

Fuck off of course we have seen it.

[–]SlyKittyable -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was gonna be some messed up guy who actually got hit by a train, this was much worse

[–]supericy -1 points0 points ago

The jpeg in this image is getting stronger.

[–]Wild2098 1 point2 points ago

This is neither witty...

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

Did they send these guys afterward?

[–]breakingmad1 1 point2 points ago

nothing stops this train

[–]yigoclown 1 point2 points ago

Look at the date they stoned.

[–]HammerOfDawn 1 point2 points ago

ITT: repost!

[–]jelde 1 point2 points ago

HAHAHAHAHA! no.

[–]IcookTacos 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I can totally see the green screen.

[–]PicopicoEMD 0 points1 point ago

You can tell from the pixels!

[–]I_YELL_REPOST 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!!!REPOST!!REPOST!!!

[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere 0 points1 point ago

If you look very closely you can see that this is a repost

[–]The_GeoD 0 points1 point ago

It's been mentioned before. If the picture looks that grainy from a screen grab, it's a repost.

[–]Softice4 0 points1 point ago

At least it's not photoshoped

[–]likeaboss648 0 points1 point ago

Chop choo mother fucker

[–]TheBigDoak 0 points1 point ago

So many people are pointing out the fact that this is a repeated repost, so why is it getting upvotes?

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

You sure do spam a lot of submissions. Do you seriously care that much about internet points?

Downvoted like it should be.

[–]Brohanwashere 0 points1 point ago

needsmorejpeg.tiff

[–]RzK -1 points0 points ago

If you look very closely you can see an unoriginal comment

[–]dkim95 0 points1 point ago

You know what you can see without looking closely? You can see OP is a faggot.

[–]Litruv 0 points1 point ago

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

[–]infinitee775 0 points1 point ago

mmmm nope, looks pretty legit to me

[–]JDOG0011 0 points1 point ago

Reddit gets hit with yet another repost.

[–]f00d_in_my_tummy 0 points1 point ago

can you say...repost?

[–]aghastmore 0 points1 point ago

Those phillipino reenactment guys just aren't even trying anymore.

[–]n00bkye 0 points1 point ago

If you look very closely you can see this is a repost!

[–]IamRem 1 point2 points ago

If you look very closely you can count the pixels.

[–]17perhaps18 0 points1 point ago

Haha, this is an old screenshot of the video. I wanted to see it and wasen't supriced that youtube-comments never change: http://imgur.com/9iClg

[–]Moscow_bear -5 points-4 points ago

Wasn't* and surprised*

[–]17perhaps18 3 points4 points ago

Thank you mr! I'm not a native english speaker, so I appreciate corrections like that... a lot!

[–]UniqueError 0 points1 point ago

Finally someone who doesn't type 'alot'.

[–]whatlauradid 1 point2 points ago

THOMAS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[–]spinyleaf 4 points5 points ago

Like most child stars, Thomas eventually succumb to a life of drug abuse, prostitutes and wild binders, where he would go "off the rails".

[–]producer35 0 points1 point ago

Though Thomas tried to train himself to stay away from the hookers he had a one-track mind that would not be derailed.

[–]whatlauradid 1 point2 points ago

As told by Ringo Starr.

[–]Nolanoscopy 0 points1 point ago

Oh, so it's okay to call this out as a repost when it's not me commenting, but when I call a poster out on a repost, it's literally the worst crime in the world. I see how this works.

[–]ptgkbgte -1 points0 points ago

10/10 would repost again.

[–]LessieHippopotamus 1 point2 points ago

If you do, I will find your house and pee on the toilet seat.

[–]itsmoist 1 point2 points ago

Too far

[–]Uncle-Dads-Whistle 0 points1 point ago

April 20th, makes sense.

[–]fishysuave19 -2 points-1 points ago

MY GOD HE'S RIGHT

[–]RageCircuit -2 points-1 points ago

Thomas, no!

[–]Apterygiformes 0 points1 point ago

Where were you when it happened?

I was in room when friend tells me "Thomas has kill"

"No"

[–]RageCircuit 0 points1 point ago

April 20th, always remember!

Edit: got date from video...

[–]cloral -2 points-1 points ago

Does anybody have a picture of the sheriff from Squidbillies running down the tracks while wearing a cow catcher? Google image search didn't turn up any results.

[–]spazm 0 points1 point ago

Cinders and ashes! What a bossy boiler!

[–]Rx_Boner -4 points-3 points ago

It's so fucking stupid, but it makes me giggle.

[–]oNrG 0 points1 point ago

Recorded on 4/20. I'll smoke whatever they're smoking!

[–]X-Craft -4 points-3 points ago

Obviously it's fake, there's no smoke coming out of the chimney.

[–]TurdFurgis0n -4 points-3 points ago

Risky click...

[–]EruditeStranger 1 point2 points ago

no.