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[–]el__duderino 25 points26 points ago

How is this possible? It looks like it is bisecting the skull.

[–]puf_puf_paarthurnax 13 points14 points ago

My hamster used to do this, only on one side of her mouth, but it's probably baby carrots. You'd be amazed what they can cram into there.

[–]junkmanuk 10 points11 points ago

It's truly terrifying to watch, more so to see them unload them in an escalating tide of regurgitation.

It's most fun watching ours with the long chew sticks, given her food storage is the other end of a pipe and she spends a good thirty minutes smacking it against the sides of the pipe in a bid to get it through.

Still, it's a step forward from when she first arrived, keeping her food in her wheel and running in it with hamster feed showering her continuously.

[–]typhoon937 1 point2 points ago

Hell man, I'd shower in pizza if I could.

[–]Valravn_Ulfr 9 points10 points ago

I had one that tried to put a whole wash cloth in one of his pouches. I came over to see him, jaws wide open, furiously trying to cram the other 2/3's of the towel into his mouth. He looked like he'd tried to swallow his cage mate. When I picked him up to gently remove it a cascade of food pellets came out with it. I have no idea what he was thinking.

[–]quentinp 5 points6 points ago

"FOOD THIS FOOD", thought the hamster.

[–]mangage 5 points6 points ago

They're those seed stick treats for small critters.

[–]monkeymule 6 points7 points ago

It's not a cracker. It's probably a bunch of seeds.

[–]justabrickinthewall 10 points11 points ago

If you were to squeeze its cheeks together, would it fire those seeds out of its mouth with deadly force like a machine gun? I'm just gauging how well my doomsday weapon could work.

[–]atafies 12 points13 points ago

That's ludicrous; Ratatta can't learn bullet seed.

[–]eKtoR 4 points5 points ago

What, cracker? What?

[–]Chimerathon 2 points3 points ago

Looks more like two baby carrots to me.

[–]monkeymule 0 points1 point ago

This is also possible.

[–]justabrickinthewall -5 points-4 points ago

If you were to squeeze its cheeks together, would it fire those seeds out of its mouth with deadly force like a machine gun? I'm just gauging how well my doomsday weapon could work.

[–]ta1ntdude 13 points14 points ago

Used to work at a pet store. One day i gave the hamster tanks baby carrots. You should have seen what they looked like trying to stuff whole baby carrots into those cheek pouches.

[–]if_i_ruled_the_world 8 points9 points ago

I thought about this as "What, Cracker?"

[–]omgbbq123 2 points3 points ago

Fucking hell who upvoted this.

[–]bradz44 3 points4 points ago

In my head I read this in a Chris Rock voice. It humoured me greatly.

[–]plutos_kiss 14 points15 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]IcookTacos 5 points6 points ago

Maybe he just tried to insult a white person.

[–]kehrk 6 points7 points ago

Lunch table?

What the fuck are you, 12?

[–]Ggaarrrreett 4 points5 points ago

i cant tell if its just a hungry hampster, or a really racist hampster

[–]RICH_LITTLE 3 points4 points ago

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

[–]URPerfect 19 points20 points ago

[–]GenericOnlineName 5 points6 points ago

You do know that plenty of people can think up some of the same jokes, right?

[–]Gandie 4 points5 points ago

Strike him down, reddit, he's a dirty thief, that's right!

[–]typhoon937 0 points1 point ago

[–]ahampster 1 point2 points ago

I assume no responsibility for teaching him to do that.

[–]PopularWarfare 1 point2 points ago

This could also be a racist hamster

[–]xCassiopeiAx 0 points1 point ago

The flexibility that hamsters, gerbils etc have in their mouth terrifies me...

[–]chagoi 0 points1 point ago

You have a racist hamster.

[–]TomTomR -1 points0 points ago

I didn't see the picture at first and read the caption as an aggressive black man saying "WHAT CRACKA'?!?"

[–]Abbeydabbey 0 points1 point ago

One time I fed my hamster an uncooked spaghetti noodle and he tried to shove it in his mouth like this. He ended up gagging it out.

[–]urgassed 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean: What, cracker?

[–]stagggerleee 0 points1 point ago

seriously laughed so hard thinking about how many times ive done this

[–]flamingboard -4 points-3 points ago

Shh. The adults are taking.

[–]Dont_do_dat -3 points-2 points ago

That's racist.

[–]Geronimo15 -2 points-1 points ago

No

[–]TheCossack -3 points-2 points ago

It's funny if you think the mouse is racist.

[–]this_sort_of_thing -3 points-2 points ago

cracka ass cracka