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[–]AestheticDeficiency 74 points75 points ago

Is that Clint Dempsey?

[–]Matterror[S] 54 points55 points ago

It is!

This is from the USA / Jamaica world cup qualifier from last night.

[–]thisnotanagram 32 points33 points ago

HAHA I was watching that at a bar and I caught that. Everyone at the bar was laughing.

[–]RouseHouse1013 12 points13 points ago

Same thing happened at the bar I was at. Everyone stood up and started clapping.

[–]funkmastamatt 55 points56 points ago

Well, at the bar I was at, everyone started laughing and clapping then everyone high-fived each other and then a huge orgy broke out.

[–]thisnotanagram 27 points28 points ago

I was at the wrong bar.

[–]wojx 12 points13 points ago

We all were.

[–]Their_Police 7 points8 points ago

Except for fuckmastamatt.

[–]Mtownsprts 2 points3 points ago

Twist, it was an all male bar. Not even female servers.

[–]CurlyNippleHairs 3 points4 points ago

Hey bro, I'd be down for some schlong slappin'

[–]bo87 2 points3 points ago

It must've been that funkmasta in you that brought it out.

[–]RouseHouse1013 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately, orgy night is thursday night for us, so they didn't have the disco lights set up yet.

[–]aaronshew28 0 points1 point ago

I went to the bathroom after the high fiving and missed the orgy.

[–]optional_funk 3 points4 points ago

americlaps gonna clap

[–]shuffma 4 points5 points ago

I didn't catch the game because I was drunk. Can you clue us in on why he was doing that?

I'm pathetic......

[–]CivAndTrees 1 point2 points ago

Love it.

[–]shuffma 3 points4 points ago

many thanks!! I was on the pooper at work when I originally looked at this and was trying to cram in as much reddit as possible ( into my mind, not butt), which would explain why I was too lazy to scroll down...

[–]blyan 3 points4 points ago

I'm going to assume this is the face he made every time Fulham offered him a new contract.

Also I love that the USMNT is now producing memes AND wins.

[–]captainpeebles 4 points5 points ago

USMNT

United States of Mutant Ninja Turtles

[–]naturalethic 2 points3 points ago

Today I learned Clint Dempsey is a Bajoran

[–]Matterror[S] -1 points0 points ago

I've seen that reference twice.... huh?

[–]hooplah 4 points5 points ago

I don't mean to get all emotional here, but Clint Dempsey makes me excited because he's truly paving the way for Americans to break into foreign leagues more readily.

Also, he has an amazing backstory.

[–]BunsTown 2 points3 points ago

Mr. Dempsey can can make his mouth be extremely small.

[–]thirdfounder 105 points106 points ago

i don't always admit to being wrong -- but when i do, i prefer to pout like a spoiled child.

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 18 points19 points ago

It's not weakness to admit faults with you're argument. Its actually a good thing. It's only bad if being wrong doesn't change you.

[–]A-BIG-FAT-FONY -1 points0 points ago

*your move

[–]Their_Police 4 points5 points ago

Of course. So much better than admitting you're wrong and acknowledging the point brought up against your argument.

[–]anon1221 15 points16 points ago

can all gifs be this size in future

[–]funkmastamatt 6 points7 points ago

yes.

[–]wojx 5 points6 points ago

HOLDING YOU TO THIS.

[–]dyljm2 53 points54 points ago

Bocanegra's reaction to Dempsey is hilarious.

"Holy shit, I am actually teammates with a five year old."

[–]Dirty0ldMan 26 points27 points ago

He was mocking the other team for complaining so much, and although that doesn't make it that much better, I will say at least the U.S. is one of the best teams at not complaining for every call like little girls (minus Donovan and Adu) like so many teams do.

[–]dyljm2 8 points9 points ago

I know, I know. I'm not disagreeing with Dempsey. I'm just pointing out something funny. Because I like to do that.

[–]JoePurdy 23 points24 points ago

I was at that game last night in Columbus... so fun... the crowd really was incredible!

[–]ArnikaEmes 6 points7 points ago

Me too! Had a great time. Wanted to be in that corner with all the super fans/flags!

[–]BuckeyeBentley 6 points7 points ago

The Nordecke, it's called. Good times.

[–]GnomishKaiser 1 point2 points ago

Was the American Outlaws in that section?

[–]harsh2k5 2 points3 points ago

I hope you all are in r/MLS.

[–]JoePurdy 2 points3 points ago

That's where I was! It was really great after the goal when everyone went completely nuts!

[–]CurioussOwl 0 points1 point ago

I was right behind the goal when Herc scored. Absolutely crazy!

[–]FatGrover 1 point2 points ago

I saw the big ad on the side of the stadium coming home from Polaris last weekend... I'm not a fan of soccer, but I would have loved to have attended it.

[–]Matterror[S] 1 point2 points ago

it looked nuts!

[–]Inshallowseaswesail 15 points16 points ago

Just so everyone knows he wasn't seriously acting like this, he was mocking the other team for complaining so much.

[–]inertia186 9 points10 points ago

That Bajoran lost his ear ring.

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

I'm sure Garak could find him a replacement.

[–]inertia186 0 points1 point ago

Yep. He's resourceful like that.

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

Even though he's just a simple tailor.

FUCK, now I want to go rewatch DS9.

[–]inertia186 0 points1 point ago

Skip the iTunes seasons. Very poor quality.

[–]benbentenn 1 point2 points ago

good, im not the only one that thought this.

[–]ckellz7 11 points12 points ago

That moment was hilarious. Dempsey is a bad ass who won't back down!

[–]stryker198 2 points3 points ago

So what face do you make when you had considered their point?

[–]jgibran 2 points3 points ago

Tell them to fuck themselves with a cactus.

[–]stryker198 1 point2 points ago

Well that surely escalated quickly

[–]wojx 0 points1 point ago

That one. Definitely that one.

[–]Matterror[S] 1 point2 points ago

On a side note, I just looked at the user name. I should downvote you.

[–]stryker198 2 points3 points ago

much too late for that

[–]thruthelurkingglass 2 points3 points ago

My friend literally said "I can't wait until that's a gif" when we were watching this game. Well done OP.

[–]RiseAM 3 points4 points ago

haha we had this gif posted at least 3 times in various places in /r/mls about 5 minutes after it happened. It also made /r/soccer, /r/soccercirclejerk, and now /r/funny.

And I'm still not sick of it. I don't think I ever will be.

[–]MMZephyr 4 points5 points ago

[–]teusz16 3 points4 points ago

Dat resolution.

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

Dat resolution.

buzz

buzz

buzz

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[–]nattering 0 points1 point ago

SHUT THOSE VUVUZELAS UP!

[–]SwolbyNelson 4 points5 points ago

I love how that guy comes behind him, mouth agate looking RAW.

[–]13cylinders 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was going to bite him.

[–]SwolbyNelson -1 points0 points ago

Haha yeah, just kind of slides into frame looking straight durp

[–]DTX120 7 points8 points ago

Exactly what /r/reactiongifs is for.

[–]foxtothemax 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I was waiting to see this today. Cried watching soccer game last night when he did that.

[–]mrredtit 2 points3 points ago

The dude who walked in the shot with crazy eyes looks like a hispanic Tom Cruise

[–]hooplah 6 points7 points ago

Carlos Bocanegra. Tom Cruise wishes.

[–]chandler63 1 point2 points ago

nsfw that stuff. my goodness lol

[–]carnivalride 2 points3 points ago

Everyone is saying Clint was mocking a Jamaican player for whining. That's not what I see. I see him mocking a Jamaican player for trying to act tough. Immediately after making this face, he was basically like Yea, bring it the fuck on, bitch.

[–]AMBsFather 2 points3 points ago

Carlos Bocanegra's reaction behind Dempsey is priceless.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Best American soccer player of all time.

[–]Seen_Unseen 1 point2 points ago

Does he always do that "I-just-got-raped-with-a-rake" face?

[–]AestheticDeficiency 4 points5 points ago

Without a doubt. Clint Dempsey is a badass!

[–]RiseAM 1 point2 points ago

He's actually not in any measurable way.

Landon Donovan is nearing the most caps for the US national team (far more than Dempsey), is the all time leading goalscorer, all time leading assists, has more goals and assists per game than Dempsey, and has played in an extra World Cup, where he tore shit up. Being named best young player of the tournament and to the team of the Tournament. And he has come up with some of the biggest moments in the team's history.

The real debate is whether Dempsey or Brian McBride or Eric Wynalda was better, and then you also have to consider players in other positions, like legends Kasey Keller and Claudio Reyna.

[–]CivAndTrees 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but landon whines like a lil bitch.

[–]RiseAM 1 point2 points ago

So does Dempsey, or maybe you weren't following the recent transfer saga where he forced his way out of Fulham.

[–]AMBsFather 1 point2 points ago

Jokes on Dempsey. He's at Tottenham now with AVB as coach.

[–]grimguitar 2 points3 points ago

Well, whoop de doo for you!

[–]ItsDare 0 points1 point ago

Title's rubbish but gif is brill so you can keep the upvote!

[–]ThisMaterialGoesIn 2 points3 points ago

[–]jason2li 1 point2 points ago

Agreed, please stop posting this shit in /r/funny.

[–]deegz10 1 point2 points ago

It looks like they've been watching COPS

[–]Nonna9 1 point2 points ago

The Boca photobomb made me laugh really hard for some reason.

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

As a Liverpool supporter, this makes me a bit sad.

[–]foreveratsea 1 point2 points ago

yeah, your owners really let you down with that one

[–]Fuddafudda -1 points0 points ago

Is that ben stiller in the back?

[–]Annihilia 0 points1 point ago

That's one high quality gif. I feel like I can reach in through my monitor and wipe the sweat off of his glistening brow.

[–]Valcgo 1 point2 points ago

HD gifs are nice

[–]klousGT -1 points0 points ago

Oh, I usually just say. "Wow, I hadn't considered that point." If the point is sufficiently convincing I then might then say "I need to reconsider my position on this topic."

[–]danks 1 point2 points ago

Yeaaah Clintino!

[–]Lunchable_ 0 points1 point ago

Haha - Video?

[–]RahadJackson -1 points0 points ago

CLInt Dempsey

[–]Warkitz 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty much how I argue on reddit.

[–]Nezzybit 0 points1 point ago

Clint Dempsey at his finest

[–]Andy-J 0 points1 point ago

The black guy has a health bar.

[–]wually 0 points1 point ago

I knew that would become a great GIF!

[–]skidoosh123 0 points1 point ago

anyone have the video? Would love to hear the commentary on this one, as well as some back story.

[–]SheeK 0 points1 point ago

This shit was funny. When I was watching it yesterday, the first thing that I said to my self was "Someone will make this into a gif on reddit." and sure enough, its here. Thanks who ever made it!

[–]xGabrielx 1 point2 points ago

His face = "My dick's bigger than yours!" "I fucked yo mama last night!" "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!" "

[–]Jeffro1265 0 points1 point ago

That gif has fantastic resolution!

[–]mjbstd17 0 points1 point ago

I admit I'm wrong. It strokes their ego and makes them vulnerable...for next time.

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

cause the point of arguing is "winning" not learning ಠ_ಠ

[–]feeish 0 points1 point ago

I found waldo!

[–]adamandatium 0 points1 point ago

His nose looks like a Klingon's forehead.

[–]IcookTacos 0 points1 point ago

That's one HD .gif alright.

[–]DiabeticHorse 0 points1 point ago

I knew this was going to be on reddit the second I saw it happen lol

[–]bhatch729 0 points1 point ago

mike mike front page!

[–]UkrainianBadger 0 points1 point ago

Lol I watching this game at Buffalo Wild Wings with my soccer team, almost all of my team realized that this would be on reddit. Oh USA you so silly.

[–]motoguy 0 points1 point ago

My sister does this shit all the time...

[–]enzo702 0 points1 point ago

My friend breathes through her nose really loudly like a bull when this happens to her.

[–]chuuchhackz 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/tb/zrot6 Mother fucker! My title screwed me out of all that sweet karma you got. Damn.

[–]ch2o 0 points1 point ago

My sister about ten years ago...

[–]That_guy_said_it 0 points1 point ago

His nose looks like the bad guy's nose in No Escape.

[–]mang87 0 points1 point ago

The more you watch this, the more you it looks like they are all on powerful hallucinogens.

[–]Jgatz313 1 point2 points ago

This Demps moment and Danny Williams crazy shot were the best parts of that game last night.

[–]pianobadger 1 point2 points ago

I'm more of a Wash in "Out of Gas" kind of guy.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

After watching it several times over and over... I started to shake my head in the same manner without realizing it.

[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

"This is what you look like. meuh meuh meuh meuhmeuh"

[–]bgbritt1015 0 points1 point ago

Watching the game last night, I knew this would be on here today.

[–]Nexten 1 point2 points ago

So I wonder how many people who up voted this realize that is Clint Dempsey arguably the best US soccer player in history(non goalie)

[–]NoName320 0 points1 point ago

a HD gif? What is this sorcery!

[–]Bearwoods 0 points1 point ago

original action to gif time <15 hrs

[–]slap-a-bass 0 points1 point ago

Some of you may have also noticed right after that, that the Jamaican player must have challenged Clint to fight, because I could clearly read Clint's lips as he said "OK. Right after this then" with a big "ol grin on his face. One of the reasons he's been successful. He stays cool.

[–]plebbzor 0 points1 point ago

How I act when I realize the team I want to play for doesn't want me bad enough

[–]foreveratsea 1 point2 points ago

don't fuck with Clint Dempsey

[–]Tapionski -2 points-1 points ago

This is how I feel: Dempsey :/ Bocanegra :/ Torres :D

[–]Ceejae -3 points-2 points ago

Dude looks like a fucking moron.

[–]sSslang -2 points-1 points ago

Is it me or do these guys look like they where standing in a massive circlejerk yielding cum all over their faces?

[–]Peanuthut -4 points-3 points ago

Reall? You turn into a winey little man-child when someon makes a point you hadn't considered?

Grow up and enjoy the beauty of learning something new.