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[–]HankyLanky2 353 points354 points ago

it's just a cod piece.

[–]jevmorgan 67 points68 points ago

Everyone go home, we have a winner.

[–]brantleybcarter 103 points104 points ago

You're a gay fish.

[–]nizzleh 54 points55 points ago

He loves fish sticks.

[–]JensZen 0 points1 point ago

He loves to put fish sticks in his mouth.

[–]Balthanos 36 points37 points ago

Whale sperm is huge.

[–]jeridaraven 2 points3 points ago

At first I though this was a typo. Then I got it.

[–]Me_N_Eds 185 points186 points ago

Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck its brains out (like a boss)

[–]KneeSeekingArrow 17 points18 points ago

Bass to mouth.

[–]EvilSnoo 57 points58 points ago

Like a bass?

[–]hollingsworthless 34 points35 points ago

Slappin' da bass?

[–]overit86 5 points6 points ago

Lance Bass?

[–]punktual 10 points11 points ago

dat bass'

[–]ADHDSloth 21 points22 points ago

Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss).

[–]Peener13 11 points12 points ago

Get rejected (like a boss). Swallow sadness (like a boss)

[–]MarleyKay -2 points-1 points ago

Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss)

[–]Peener13 1 point2 points ago

DEMAND A REFUND

[–]Toke_in_da_butt 5 points6 points ago

I wonder if there offspring shall be half-man, half-fish. Or if others will say he's more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage he will be one fishy bastard.

[–]PornClerk 7 points8 points ago

So this is how Old Gregg came to be...

[–]DroolingFool 2 points3 points ago

i'm Olll Gregg!

[–]Annoyed_ME 0 points1 point ago

And you probably don't want to know what he's got.

[–]musictower456 0 points1 point ago

came here to say this upvote

[–]CellularBeing -1 points0 points ago

EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS like a boss

[–]Square_Frog 34 points35 points ago

where are his pants ?

[–]woo_hah 23 points24 points ago

The style this season is forgo pants, and cover you loins with fish instead. I read it in GQ.

[–]appogiatura 0 points1 point ago

The body of the fish contrasts well but I think it would look better in a beeswax.

[–]Richard_Jae 12 points13 points ago

He's wearing some shorts. If you look closely enough you can see that they are a slightly lighter colour then his top. The way he's carrying the fish(?) is actually pulling the front of them up so it appears as if he isn't wearing anything at all. You can also see the slight tan line where they usually sit.

[–]strobexp 1 point2 points ago

I just thought he had one of those European speedos on

[–]Flappyman 12 points13 points ago

I was like "Oh come on, it's just a Wels Catfi-and he doesn't have any pants on. Ah."

[–]WillBreezy11 12 points13 points ago

[–]derphoenix 0 points1 point ago

[–]Trapped_SCV 1 point2 points ago

Look at the man's legs.

[–]monkeyjay 5 points6 points ago

He's wearing shorts that are pulled up by the way he's holding a giant fish...

[–]RollDee 18 points19 points ago

Noodling, you doing it wrong.

[–]meme_chose 12 points13 points ago

canoodling

[–]Marsha_Brady 2 points3 points ago

Unless he was fishing with his noodle...

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 3 points4 points ago

Ow.

[–]smokeinhiseyes 2 points3 points ago

You'd have to have a lot of confidence in your noodle.

[–]crzystve42 -1 points0 points ago

DM:HS

[–]jjcully 24 points25 points ago

Bear Grylls?

[–]LouDMont[S] 29 points30 points ago

Bear Gills?

[–]xcalibur866 42 points43 points ago

Bare Gills.

[–]blackasssnake -5 points-4 points ago

Gare Bills

[–]AceCake 2 points3 points ago

Gaye Bills

[–]imconservative 5 points6 points ago

Good thing it's not a dolphin.

[–]KooterMcGavin 2 points3 points ago

Good thing he isn't screaming for his ma

[–]shoebottom 2 points3 points ago

Hillbilly wiener Fishing.

[–]shoebottom 2 points3 points ago

Hillbilly wiener Fishing.

[–]goobersnorf 3 points4 points ago

OMG!!! HE'S WITHOUT PANTS!!!!

[–]RedneckPenguin 1 point2 points ago

At a first glance I thought that he was walking on water

[–]LouDMont[S] 1 point2 points ago

Jesus wore sandals too, you know?

[–]Bafungoogoo 1 point2 points ago

But did he do that to a fish?

[–]tinfins 0 points1 point ago

You could probably write a whole book of these revelations.

[–]mtv5023 0 points1 point ago

Definitely a fishing story that nobody will believe.

[–]Qqslag 1 point2 points ago

Fishermating

[–]graphictank 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this called "Noodling"?

[–]Funktapus 1 point2 points ago

Speedo.

[–]Ledjums 1 point2 points ago

Thought this was Bear Grylls at first glance, then that would have seemed reasonable

[–]MonkeyvsRobot 2 points3 points ago

That's one hell of a tadpole

[–]tevick369 1 point2 points ago

giant sperm

[–]spitfire690 -1 points0 points ago

This was posted last week...Or the other day, probably both...

[–]projectemily 2 points3 points ago

It looks like he's wearing shorts but they got pulled really high up by the fish. Possibly navy shorts against his black shirt?

[–]pbj192 1 point2 points ago

meet a giant fish: fuck his brains out!

[–]lfrenzel 0 points1 point ago

That is totally Gotye

[–]jubbing 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry but Bear Grylls is just crossing the line now.

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

Find a giant fish ☑

[–]boltup85 0 points1 point ago

It is the brand new way of noodling. Instead of using hands use your dick.

[–]EdgHG 0 points1 point ago

Catching catfish with your bare hands is called noodling. There's a joke here somewhere. I just know it.

[–]AgathaCrispy 1 point2 points ago

He is FUCKING that catfish to death. Obviously, he had to use both arms to restrain this massive creature, meaning that his only way to beat it into submission was to use his dick to stab it repeatedly.

[–]happenings 1 point2 points ago

is that robert romanus ?

[–]kow92 0 points1 point ago

Did I say ass to trout? I meant to say bass to mouth. Though I guess it's basically the same thing.

[–]markusbolarkus 0 points1 point ago

[–]Duvaa 0 points1 point ago

I suppose this is the nearest I'll get to seeing a merman

[–]hwaltman 0 points1 point ago

Why is he not wearing pants? Creeper fisherman.

[–]_TheFifth_ 0 points1 point ago

Mermaids

[–]Dont_hate_pidgeon 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see the frog that tadpole becomes ...

[–]hkckoo 0 points1 point ago

merman cruelty, stop mermen abuse

[–]jehk72 0 points1 point ago

That is what we call noodling...

[–]Snatchett 0 points1 point ago

That's Stephen Merchant.

[–]Mrdoctorsomebody 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't everyone fish for giant tadpoles with their pants off?

[–]jigglingpudding 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]grandehead 0 points1 point ago

It took me a while to figure out he wasn't walking on water.

[–]Nkui 0 points1 point ago

fatty

[–]TheRealEggNogAdam 0 points1 point ago

Scuba Steve has really gone bad.

[–]Ominusx 0 points1 point ago

[–]b8llz2theewell 0 points1 point ago

...NOPE! Chuck Testa

[–]mrbelvebeard 0 points1 point ago

Was his using his tackle as bait?!

[–]raptor333 0 points1 point ago

They should make a movie "American fish"

[–]Deltaa67 1 point2 points ago

Meet a giant fish, fuck it's brains out. Welp, check that off the daily list.

[–]WeHaveMetBefore 0 points1 point ago

Balls deep.

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

what gender is that person?

[–]Taint_Here 0 points1 point ago

Fish sticks or sticks fish? Tough choice.

[–]The_Phaedron 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one here who sees a dark blue swimsuit or pair of shorts that's been pulled up by the centre as he lifts the heavy fish?

[–]Lyssababe 0 points1 point ago

I wanna know, where the fuck the guys pants are ?!

[–]Collision21 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what kind of lure he used to catch it

[–]youngflames 0 points1 point ago

The unveiling of this picture was even more dramatic for me because I'm in a hotel with a shitty internet connection.....

[–]Lapidus4815162342 0 points1 point ago

That's gonna be a bigass frog some day

[–]obsaxman 0 points1 point ago

prepare your anus

[–]Electroniclog 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think this guy looks like Pauly Shore?

[–]Campmoore 0 points1 point ago

[–]ObnoxiousSeizures 0 points1 point ago

Like a boss!

[–]jazzrz 1 point2 points ago

BUT WHERE IS PANTS

[–]setcountzero 0 points1 point ago

gotta wiggle the worm a bit before they bite.

[–]bedgar -1 points0 points ago

Repost yay!

[–]daltonfury -1 points0 points ago

Its pretty obvious that is not his penis from the start.

[–]crazycatlady4lyfe 0 points1 point ago

Because pant-less fishing catches ALL OF THE FISH.

[–]OceanSkys -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Chewy954 -4 points-3 points ago

do you like fish dicks?

[–]Castigar2000 -5 points-4 points ago

Exactly my thought process as the image loaded.