Kitten vs Tortoise.

Carwash1152 · 2012-09-12T16:06:06+00:00

The cat is trying to avenge his friend.

iamafeesh · 2012-09-12T16:23:19+00:00

Tortoise - "like I give a fuck "

down_vote_magnet · 2012-09-12T17:14:29+00:00

Nothing cuter than when kittens do the pouncing thing but are actually too afraid to actually make contact.

makubex · 2012-09-12T15:15:10+00:00

GOJIRA ATTACK!

crashspeeder · 2012-09-12T09:30:15-07:00

Don't be silly. He's just doing the Michael Jackson Thriller dance

TheHugeBastard · 2012-09-12T15:47:31+00:00

I showed this to my 4-year-old cousin and his reply was "do the cat try to catch the turtle? But the turtle is much faster?" couldn't help but laugh and agree.

byronh1016 · 2012-09-12T15:07:20+00:00

I don't usually say this, but that cat is adorable. What kind is it?

justicelife · 2012-09-12T15:49:58+00:00

...Is that a baby cheetah?

IkoIkoComic · 2012-09-12T09:18:56-07:00

Thriller!

Executioner1337 · 2012-09-12T19:45:09+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Look out! It's Cat-zilla!!!!	0^coms	1^pt	1^hr	GifSound
Kitten vs Tortoise (x-post from r/gifs)	1^com	24^pts	1^hr	aww
Let's GOOOOO!!!!!	0^coms	1^pt	2^hrs	GifSound
Rawwwr	0^coms	5^pts	4^hrs	aww
That cat is a dick	5^coms	47^pts	5^hrs	funny
Kitty vs. Turtle	0^coms	19^pts	7^dys	aww
Kitty training a turtle to be ninja (gif)	10^coms	202^pts	1^dy	aww

source: karmadecay

Simon_Williams · 2012-09-12T10:32:24-07:00

Upvote for not calling it a turtle.

duxup · 2012-09-12T17:50:52+00:00

Kitten is just happy to be bigger than something.

rivea · 2012-09-12T18:03:25+00:00

Kirk VS Spock is what I thought of

TheStruggleWithin · 2012-09-12T18:44:07+00:00

finally something I am bigger then RAAAWWWRR

buildfear · 2012-09-12T15:59:06+00:00

That tortoise is the definition of DGAF.

JFoggers · 2012-09-12T16:25:20+00:00

It's like it's waiting for the tortoise to reveal its critical-hit zone before using the melee attack.

I've been playing too much Borderlands...

shoelie · 2012-09-12T09:57:47-07:00

Cause this is thriller,

BiRDM4N · 2012-09-12T10:44:55-07:00

"Oh and he picks up the steel chair and OHHHHHHH! Wait, no not again, OHHHH!"

skibblez_n_zits · 2012-09-12T17:50:37+00:00

With Duel of Fates

chasehochs · 2012-09-12T10:56:12-07:00

"Pro" wrestler

doctorku · 2012-09-12T11:03:37-07:00

Rawr! Pounce! Rawr! Pounce!

Cuppy_Cakes · 2012-09-12T18:10:18+00:00

CRITICAL HIT.

SHIT_SHIT_SHIT_BALLS · 2012-09-12T11:13:54-07:00

the way the turtle saunters off reminds me of this: http://xkcd.com/889/

DaveAlmighty · 2012-09-12T11:20:54-07:00

That run at the beginning is the exact same thing I do before hugging my girlfriend

kareemabduljabbq · 2012-09-12T11:28:23-07:00

werewolf bar mitvah spooky scary.

aznscourge · 2012-09-12T11:37:12-07:00

Silly cat, that's not how you do the thriller

Vice75 · 2012-09-12T11:51:01-07:00

Monster mash!

GroovenileDelinquent · 2012-09-12T11:52:24-07:00

Kitten in body. Cheetah in heart.

cerealkiller155 · 2012-09-12T11:54:47-07:00

Kitten wins!

Fatality...

btguinn · 2012-09-12T18:58:00+00:00

We had a younger cat with diminished eyesight, and a box turtle. The first day we let Plato the turtle go walking about our apartment, the cat didn't know what he was. I think she assumed it was a rock or something. She slowly, ever so slowly, crept up on him, and then when he noticed her and decided to check her out, she absconded to the bedroom and hid for an hour.

...a year later, and she was very protective of him and his terrarium. At one point she even hopped into his enclosure to move him away from the water dish he kept pooping in. Plato continued to give no fucks.

Kilgannon_TheCrowing · 2012-09-12T19:11:10+00:00

ALPHA AS FUCK

Cthielael · 2012-09-12T19:14:53+00:00

After the cats successfully conquered the Tortoises, they began using them as vehicles!

Quaytsar · 2012-09-12T12:28:20-07:00

And here I thought it was the reptile that was supposed to stomp around terrorizing smaller beings.

CLITORAL_HARD-ON · 2012-09-12T12:33:45-07:00

that is easily my favorite kitten move

jbuck10 · 2012-09-12T12:42:01-07:00

Doesnt seem like a fair fight

gothicmaster · 2012-09-12T19:43:52+00:00

HOLLY SHIT this is the cutest gif i have ever seen !!!

Axolotile · 2012-09-12T12:51:44-07:00

That kitten is doing Thriller, but the turtle remains unimpressed.

Pingu1651 · 2012-09-12T13:04:02-07:00

Came here expecting a Rocko's Modern Life related comment. Was disappointed.

kgkilla85 · 2012-09-12T13:10:11-07:00

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spookypen · 2012-09-12T13:18:11-07:00

"IIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMM SCARY. IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMM SCARY."

creative1985 · 2012-09-12T13:18:51-07:00

Source please?

ByahhByahh · 2012-09-12T20:21:10+00:00

With all those fake hits I thought I was watching professional wrestling.

Sternenfuchs · 2012-09-12T13:32:11-07:00

Not all kittens and tortoises are enemies :(

kiruclanz · 2012-09-12T13:49:23-07:00

The tortoise is just like "Fuck off, dick."

wasdo · 2012-09-12T21:02:38+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA&feature=player_detailpage#t=624s

DavidJFarrar · 2012-09-12T21:19:47+00:00

I like turtles...

Corund · 2012-09-12T15:20:43-07:00

Heartseeker spam >:(

PotatoBeans · 2012-09-12T15:48:16-07:00

Narrated in Arnold's voice it's even funnier.

amhar16 · 2012-09-12T23:12:05+00:00

I'm an Arab.........I love Allah and Islam

SparDanterGilio · 2012-09-12T23:25:01+00:00

NOOOO! I dont care what youre gonna say but Golem will Always beat the shit out of Persian

coslet · 2012-09-12T23:25:06+00:00

The cat just finished watching the Thriller music video

DawginYourMomma · 2012-09-13T01:17:23+00:00

Why are kittens awesome and grown cats dicks?

mythiks · 2012-09-13T02:11:36+00:00

Well that's cute as hell.

robtheviking · 2012-09-13T02:33:06+00:00

IT'S AN OCELOT - LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS!

drugfree · 2012-09-13T05:10:48+00:00

rock beats scissors, bitch

bvarner28 · 2012-09-13T05:58:46+00:00

Honey badger tortoise don't care

chempac · 2012-09-13T06:49:53+00:00

OriginalContent vs Reposters

REPOSTERS WIN IN A LANDSLIDE!

connordlange · 2012-09-12T08:34:35-07:00

Sure thats not just a turtle?

sf7 · 2012-09-12T15:56:45+00:00

Well this is certainly going to make the front page.

Slitoreye · 2012-09-12T15:51:14+00:00

ONGUARD!

BlackGhostPanda · 2012-09-12T09:36:52-07:00

Kitten is like imma get you motherfucka.

cybagangsta · 2012-09-12T16:53:04+00:00

thriller kitty

Goidelify · 2012-09-12T17:07:50+00:00

That cat looks like a cat.

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