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[–]IPickOnYou 394 points395 points ago

"For the LAST time... NO you cannot claim him as dependent! NEXT!"

[–]abenton 49 points50 points ago

Human caterpillar is not allowed to sign up for the local soccer league.

[–]Capetian_dynasty 6 points7 points ago

Human centipede is not allowed to sign up for the local soccer league.

FTFY

Note: Do not, for the love of God, google it if you haven't already hear of it.

[–]KarmicBurn 14 points15 points ago

Whenever I see Do not google I know that I must instantly ignore your advice. The more emphasis you put on this statement the faster I look.

[–]spektre 10 points11 points ago

Officer: "Yeah it's him again, not much I can do."

[–]Gnostic_Mind 167 points168 points ago

Parasitic twin is my thought.

[–]DiMarcosRules 48 points49 points ago

MUST... NOT... GOOGLE.....

[–]Braach_of_None[S] 45 points46 points ago

I dare you

[–]Wilson_Stanly 35 points36 points ago

Double dog dare him. Then he has to.

[–]formerlylurkinlurker 38 points39 points ago

TRIPLE dog dare him. The mother of all dares.

[–]srd178 31 points32 points ago

Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple-dare-you and going right for the throat!

[–]gibsoncoca 14 points15 points ago

It's really not that bad, more interesting than anything.

[–]DishwasherTwig 27 points28 points ago

Go watch the original Total Recall. All the info you need.

[–]knytrix 8 points9 points ago

fetus en fetu

You'll love it.

[–]v0352 6 points7 points ago

What are you? Chicken?!

[–]Pediatric_Gynecology 6 points7 points ago

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed!

[–]juancamdingo 3 points4 points ago

They've gone to plaid!

[–]Wh0r3b1tc4 3 points4 points ago

[–]Journalisto 89 points90 points ago

I try not to think about parasitic twins too much.

[–]IinventedGoogle 84 points85 points ago

PARASITIC TWIN PARASITIC TWIN PARASITIC TWIN

[–]hiphophippopotamus 50 points51 points ago

LISA NEEDS BRACES

[–]herpty_derpty 37 points38 points ago

DENTAL PLAN

[–]princeluo 20 points21 points ago

LISA NEEDS BRACES

[–]memo_rx 15 points16 points ago

DENTAL PLAN

[–]Maaaaadvillian 17 points18 points ago

Flinstones Chewable Morphine!!

[–]kawumm 2 points3 points ago

wait a second... if i lose my dental plan... ILL HAVE TO PAY FOR LISAS BRACES!

go homers brain, go!

[–]4dprism 13 points14 points ago

http://phreeque.tripod.com/parasitic_twins.html types of parasitic twins.. this looks like the first one, epigastic (coming out of the abdomen)

[–]iwantagrinder 37 points38 points ago

Is this a tripod link in 2012? After 10 people click this it'll be out of its monthly bandwidth allotment.

[–]jazzorcist 11 points12 points ago

looks more like parasitic triplets

[–]whoppo 4 points5 points ago

Parasitic twinception

[–]DannyInternets 270 points271 points ago

Imagine if he could hop on his baby legs and run around horizontally.

[–]DonMildreone 62 points63 points ago

Best limbo dancer ever.

[–]shiftdnb 16 points17 points ago

He'd be the best breakdancer ever. His special move would be the crab walk.

[–]mart306 5 points6 points ago

With a cape, waving in the wind

[–]moosemoomintoog 402 points403 points ago

Get your ass to Mars.

[–]chlharryhausen 162 points163 points ago

and oooooopeeeen your miiiiiiinnnnddd

[–]_Jake93 137 points138 points ago

QUAAAID, START THE REACTOR

[–]Novalith 31 points32 points ago

It's always nice to know, that someone, somewhere, is on the same wavelength as yourself.

[–]O0toiletPaPer0O 33 points34 points ago

giive me your haaaaands

[–]bunnysneezes 23 points24 points ago

Geev thees peepul air

[–]Lunchbox2208 12 points13 points ago

came here for this, made me lol anyhow.

[–]pivotalpawn 60 points61 points ago

Dammit Cohagen give the people the air!

[–]sme4r 20 points21 points ago

Why would they just turn in Kuato like that?! They'll just be suffocated anyway.

[–]formington 13 points14 points ago

Came here for just this thread...was not disappointed. I'll bet it was the three-tit chick who turned him in, not the guy with seven children...

[–]thegregbradley 10 points11 points ago

What happened to the fifth one...

[–]NotSoSilentK 5 points6 points ago

Benny! Screw you!!

[–]pSyChO_aSyLuM 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't it five kids then he says four later?

[–]skin_diver 38 points39 points ago

KUATO LIVES

[–]shoziku 10 points11 points ago

well, the ass part of him anyway.

[–]Ganjatarian 20 points21 points ago

SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTER!

[–]invader-dave 5 points6 points ago

Ahhhh, I couldn't help myself and posted before I found this thread. Upvotes for you, sir, for starting it! And, all of you who participated, look under your seats...Everyone's getting upvotes!! you get an upvote, and you get an upvote!

[–]GasCapBlowjob 3 points4 points ago

which ass?

[–]Braach_of_None[S] 243 points244 points ago

I'm just glad it didn't have a bum hole. could you imagine if you had to wear a diaper. that would make you look weird.

[–]Jrook 391 points392 points ago

Yes. That would look weird.

[–]kyle47 16 points17 points ago

"What seems to be the problem, sir?"

[–]Jorgwalther 16 points17 points ago

That'd be so embarassing to have to wear a diaper.

[–]Y_U_SPELL_BAD 5 points6 points ago

You may have embarrassingly misspelled embarrassing.

[–]GreatestPlayground 56 points57 points ago

That's Tommy Two-Torso. He's an enforcer for the local mafia.

[–]calicojones 27 points28 points ago

..he once broke three of my legs over a curry debt.

[–]arudeandvulgarname 2 points3 points ago

"Curry up wit dah money already"

[–]Spartan12421 26 points27 points ago

Necromorph is my guess

[–]kyle47 13 points14 points ago

CUT OFF THE LIMBS!

[–]i_have_a_raging_clue 126 points127 points ago

I know what I'm going to be for Halloween...

http://i.imgur.com/fTCrD.jpg

[–]xabaddonx 41 points42 points ago

TETSUOOOOOOOO

[–]TalekAetem 21 points22 points ago

KANEDAAAAA

[–]Viamede 61 points62 points ago

KAAANNEEEDDAAA!!!!

[–]Braach_of_None[S] 38 points39 points ago

Tetsuoooooooooooooooo

[–]frankfriedmaier 7 points8 points ago

Akirrrrraaaaaaa!

[–]nice_letch 26 points27 points ago

This guy beats all the recent +/- toes posts.

[–]OliveTheory 12 points13 points ago

THIS, is why I get to vote twice.

[–]Quaternions 23 points24 points ago

Kuato? Is that you?

[–]Twoflappylips 22 points23 points ago

Jesus...that midget must have been doing a helluva speed at impact.

[–]Aeromancy 7 points8 points ago

lol the guys expression in the red and yellow hat "Da Fuq!"

[–]VixenPie 13 points14 points ago

Quaaaade!

[–]billtheangrybeaver 14 points15 points ago

GET IN MY BELLY

[–]KNUBBS 6 points7 points ago

Quaid!

[–]BetaState 12 points13 points ago

KUATO LIVES!

[–]fairwayks 5 points6 points ago

I'm sorry, but your little friend is gonna' need a passport as well.

[–]yust 6 points7 points ago

This is why you don't eat the children.

[–]jarvispeen 10 points11 points ago

Quaaaaiiid...

[–]Tokiehardo 6 points7 points ago

That's what happens when two kids try to stand on top of each other to pass off as an adult, and accidentally trip into a teleportation machine.

[–]Jalfredprufrockshire 5 points6 points ago

X -Files "Humbug"

[–]Flemtality 10 points11 points ago

Is the guy sitting there asking him "So what is your medical problem, Sir"?

[–]sme4r 4 points5 points ago

Think of the mother, cesarean my ass, this must have been a Z section.

[–]mastigia 4 points5 points ago

He could at least shave those legs.

[–]OneWhoDoubts 3 points4 points ago

" yeah, i have 2 butts coming out of my chest, is there any kind of prescription i could take or... ? "

[–]Jrook 22 points23 points ago

[–]Johanu 82 points83 points ago

Holy mother of jpeg compression!

[–]kataskopo 61 points62 points ago

If I had a penny for each pixel in this picture, I'd have a penny.

[–]atl2rva 26 points27 points ago

actually you would have $4,344, but yea the quality is poor.

[–]telfman123 25 points26 points ago

We don't deal in facts here at Reddit.

[–]timesnewspartan 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, we don't take too kindly to you fact-checkin' types. Romney 2012! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my mayonnaise IV hooked up and put on FOX News.

[–]abenton 6 points7 points ago

That image was so horrible even 1990s geocities wouldn't allow it on a page full of scrolling texts and space backgrounds.

[–]adamccc 3 points4 points ago

And... Enhance!

[–]estroili 3 points4 points ago

He was part of triplets

[–]somaganjika 3 points4 points ago

Arise, Chicken.

[–]trust_the_corps 2 points3 points ago

What a coincident! It was also posted here too!

[–]IronymarkJ 3 points4 points ago

I can honestly say my face reflected the same expression as the two people on the right.

[–]CaptainCroatia 1 point2 points ago

...Kuato? Is that you?

[–]SarahC 1 point2 points ago

Fetus in fetu or something...

[–]ocdad 4 points5 points ago

Cuato lives!

[–]Hubris2 2 points3 points ago

Quade. Start the reactor!

[–]murphmurphy 3 points4 points ago

QUADE. START THE REACTOR.

[–]WorkerBeeNumber3 7 points8 points ago

Found proof that is good, did you?

[–]agbullet 2 points3 points ago

"Sir! Sir! You count as two voters."

[–]clonn 2 points3 points ago

This was posted to every friend timeline

[–]Black_Diamond 0 points1 point ago

Kuato lol

[–]Tsenraem 0 points1 point ago

Well, the two guys on the right sure said WTF

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

Kuato lives!

[–]Streeb-Greebling 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg...

[–]hcrps 2 points3 points ago

What gets me is that he's been living his whole life like this and nothing has been done about it.

[–]NelsonBig 2 points3 points ago

"Quaaaaaid....."

[–]Zigus 2 points3 points ago

This picture reminds me of a movie but I can't recall it's name :P

[–]GitEmSteveDave 1 point2 points ago

Trying to vote twice in the election.

[–]DrCube93 2 points3 points ago

Kuato is real.

[–]come_on_seth 2 points3 points ago

This guy gets laid and redditors can't...that shit hurts.

[–]ILikeMyJob 2 points3 points ago

Quato2

[–]RiotActor 1 point2 points ago

Wow, and all this time I thought the soles of our feet were a lighter color due to all the walking we do. This guy's extra feet soles pretty much killed that theory.

[–]Underlying 2 points3 points ago

QUAAIIIIIIIID!!

[–]g3n3p4rm3s4n 1 point2 points ago

The funny parts he cropped out said, "Meanwhile In India". Your friend is an unoriginal reposting douche.

[–]KyshaMalini 2 points3 points ago

I know what I'm supposed to be looking at here, but does anyone think the guy behind him looks like a black Robert Downey Junior with no hair?

[–]erikivy 2 points3 points ago

[–]FapFapLulz 1 point2 points ago

Man, those pakistani's are getting creative with their suicide vests

[–]ElvinFrish 0 points1 point ago

hahaha this is fucking awesome. dude's been living forever with this creature attached to him!

[–]Skorpex 1 point2 points ago

he only had a high enough power level to absorb half of his twin in utero

[–]steve_the_jerk 2 points3 points ago

Quaaaaaiiiiiid.....

[–]jafebsemas 2 points3 points ago

Open your mind, Quaid.

[–]noethos 2 points3 points ago

"Quaid...start the reactor..."

[–]snoopdrj 2 points3 points ago

"Quaid.....Free Mars....Start the reactor"

[–]LongFlight 3 points4 points ago

The two guys to the right of the police officer are like O.o

[–]rvm4488 7 points8 points ago

Why does it seem like India has the most deformities than any other country? Then again I was reading about the Ganges river that people drink and bathe from that is filled with rotting corpses, body waste, and all kinds of other disgusting filth. I guess that could be what causes it...

Edited for accuracy.

[–]Rlysrh 42 points43 points ago

Because they have a population of 1.2 billion

[–]rvm4488 7 points8 points ago

So is it simply because there's more people living there so the chances of it occurring are higher?

[–]Rlysrh 15 points16 points ago

Yeah pretty much

[–]singlecellscientist 5 points6 points ago

coupled with extreme poverty, yes. In China the government takes some responsibility toward improving the overall lives of the people. Not that I'm holding China up as a model or anything, but they don't have the rampant poverty problem that India has.

[–]fallingwebster 4 points5 points ago

I was under the impression that people in rural China are also very poor, maybe not as poor as Inida though.

But I don't know much about it, so I could easily be wrong.

[–]com2kid 4 points5 points ago

So is it simply because there's more people living there so the chances of it occurring are higher?

The chances of it occurring are equal, they just have more incidences overall because of a higher population. If you have 1 in a million odds, but 1 billion people, you'll get on average 1000 people who hit that 1 in a million.

[–]iamadogforreal 8 points9 points ago

One in 6 existing human beings live in India. It simply a numbers game. Also, I imagine any 3rd world country is going to have more visible oddities as medical care, nutrition, and environmental protections are weak.

[–]rvm4488 1 point2 points ago

Well China has a higher population than India, and I hear or read about more deformed children in India than I do China.

[–]iamadogforreal 8 points9 points ago

India is a democracy and has been an open society for a long time. China, up until recently, has controlled all media out of China. Well, they still do, but its not as bad.

China also has this thing about traditional "medicine" where they like to think drinking tea cures cancer and have been very careful to hide from the West how incredibly shitty their medical services have been for the last 70 or so years. They're not showing off their freaks. That would hurt their inscrutable national pride.

I'd also argue that India's lack of family planning and contraception gives them a big advantage in the unwanted freak department. Also Abortion is legal in China and illegal in India.

edit: India legalized abortion in 1971

[–]chivasregalguy1 5 points6 points ago

Correction: Abortion is legal in India, get your facts right.

[–]rvm4488 2 points3 points ago

Oh I see, that makes a lot of sense. Thank you for actually taking the time to explain it to me.

[–]knockturnal 8 points9 points ago

All the people saying it's because of the population are talking out of their ass. India is very high in terms of birth defects per birth (there are some higher countries) and there have been many suggestions for why. Some accessible articles:

http://www.neonatology.org/pdf/MODBDExecutiveSummary.pdf

http://www.indianexpress.com/news/infants-born-with-defects-highest-in-india...-but-trend-can-be- reversed/723187/1

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/aug/30/india-punjab-children-uranium-pollution

[–]BeefyTits 2 points3 points ago

quatto?

[–]Cryptan 2 points3 points ago

Goro

[–]plain_name 4 points5 points ago

Dude in the hats "dafuq?!?!" face is classic.

[–]Lier_X_Agerate 3 points4 points ago

This may be the first /r/wtf post I have ever seen where no one in the comments is complaining about it not belonging here.

[–]dyn84 1 point2 points ago

"Mmmmff... Mmmm... Hrrrmmmmph! Mmmmmfff! Hrrgrghmmphfff..." ;Translation

[–]randoh12 1 point2 points ago

front butt

[–]capt_slim 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how many votes he gets.

[–]Boazicus 1 point2 points ago

Have you ever been so mad that you climbed inside another guy's belly button?

[–]Rolling_Go 1 point2 points ago

The martians love Kuato, they think he's fuckin' George Washington.

[–]serrit 1 point2 points ago

His name is Melvin and HE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT HIS CONDITION.

[–]thatolemountainman 1 point2 points ago

MR TUMNAS!

[–]Newtstradamus 1 point2 points ago

Think he ever gets lint in his asshole?

[–]Goten774 1 point2 points ago

They've finally invaded, mars attack has prepared me for this

[–]UngratefulBastard 1 point2 points ago

"It started as a small mole on my chest a few weeks ago."

[–]MetalMusicMan 1 point2 points ago

OPEN YOUR MIND. OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINND.

[–]d1z 1 point2 points ago

"I'd like to claim the standard deduction for a family of 1 and 2/3's..."

[–]bigoldirtydick 1 point2 points ago

"C, I've got this problem"

[–]WorkingAndLurking 1 point2 points ago

Tickle tickle those little feetsies!

[–]LaunchThePolaris 1 point2 points ago

It's like Kuato's other half.

[–]bowhunter6274 1 point2 points ago

Do you think he could drive in the HOV lane without getting a ticket?

[–]gnujosh 1 point2 points ago

At first I thought it was this girl.

[–]daddydrank 1 point2 points ago

I remember reading about this when I was a kid. It's a partially absorbed twin, and people with this condition used to make good money in Victorian times in freak shows. The scariest thing I learned was that you could have this and not know until later in life, when it starts becoming visible. Sometimes just an arm or face.

[–]Fart_Truster 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the result of high impact collision.

[–]stoooops 1 point2 points ago

what you find on facebook, should be left on facebook. GTFOH

[–]amordesoul 1 point2 points ago

I don't think that is supposed to be like that.

[–]GasCapBlowjob 1 point2 points ago

someone need a hug

[–]THE_BOKEH_BLOKE 1 point2 points ago

[–]mrkrause13 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if he detaches and goes around killing people in the carnival..

[–]BodyDoubles 1 point2 points ago

"Well there's your problem right there."

[–]mehnotthatfunny 1 point2 points ago

From what I know of India, it takes some messed up stuff to make people stare... this is obviously one of those things.

[–]Aaleinus 1 point2 points ago

So do they grow with him? Are they functional or just limp limbs? How is his posture so straight?

[–]The_Original_Gronkie 1 point2 points ago

Well there's your problem right there.

[–]The_Original_Gronkie 1 point2 points ago

I'd love to have it in my shop but I really don't know much about this. I got a buddy who's an expert in parasitic twins, how 'bout I give him a call and we'll see what he thinks?

Sure, I guess so.

[–]miketheboss 1 point2 points ago

It looks like hes holding an takes off sunglasses ass-back wards baby

[–]JazzMasterX 1 point2 points ago

Don't let it get into your head!

[–]nprovein 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised he wasn't in Total Recall

[–]Vohdre 1 point2 points ago

We've found Kuato!

[–]Neandarthal 1 point2 points ago

Indian here and we don't care if our census count goes up by 2 this year. Count him in officers.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 1 point2 points ago

friend's

[–]eno2001 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure I'm not the only one, but the first thing that came to mind was Quatto from the original Total Recall. Of course his is Quatto's inbred hillbilly ass-backwards cousin who can only communicate in morse code through his butthole.

[–]Mexer 1 point2 points ago

[–]ernestothamolesto 1 point2 points ago

This guy likes to just kick it with his homies .

[–]BanvelM 1 point2 points ago

The guy on the right is like WTF :) like me

[–]nathanigel 1 point2 points ago

no it wasnt

[–]buckfymum 1 point2 points ago

Ganges; not even once.

[–]No_Stairway_Denied 1 point2 points ago

Now, maybe it's just me, but if I had no way to remove that I would at least buy clothes that covered it up. Sure, I'd look all fat, but less like "Hey, check this out!". Put it away, brother. Put. It. Away.

[–]clemtiger09 1 point2 points ago

Kuato: "open your mind...open your mind..."

[–]TigerBomber 1 point2 points ago

this man may have a tumor.

[–]DragonTycoon 1 point2 points ago

Took me a second to see it. I thought you were talking about the guy in the center.

[–]pharmbandit 1 point2 points ago

He needs to put those back in his bra. Or should I say bro?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfONNfAjyrc

[–]funkskipneedlebank 1 point2 points ago

uh, ew.

[–]sjberg40 1 point2 points ago

Spiderman!

[–]psno1994 1 point2 points ago

My guess is Kuato comes out his back.

[–]sebaz 1 point2 points ago

Open your mind. O-pen yooour miiiiiiiiiiiind.