I told my wife, after she just got her hair done, that I kind of liked her old colour better.

gkiltz · 2012-09-12T11:01:10-07:00

I once told my girlfriend that her new hairdo was "more of a hair don't" she did put it back more like it had been before that. Actually looked BETTER than before.

LaCrosse1 · 2012-09-12T18:28:53+00:00

All you gotta do is wait a few days or a week, then say that at first you were just not used to it but now you really like it. Alot of times when women make a major change in their hair they don't even like it themselves until they have had a few days or a week to get used to it. My wife used to be a hair stylist.

scruffy01 · 2012-09-12T14:22:58+00:00

So what level of retarded are you? I mean are you allowed to handle non-safety scissors?

bakupl · 2012-09-12T06:32:25-07:00

Oh you poor thing...

jasmaree · 2012-09-12T20:30:56+00:00

Once asked a boyfriend "Hey I got my hair done! Do you like it?" His response?

"Yeah, it's not greasy like it usually is."

PaulMcGannsShoes · 2012-09-12T19:42:27+00:00

TIL dishonesty makes relationships work.

kala1928 · 2012-09-12T14:04:36-07:00

The other day my wife-to-be was complaining how I didn't seem to want to have sex with her during the week even though I was out drinking two nights and came home bit tipsy.

My response was "I think I just wasn't drunk enough either night" followed by an abrupt moment of "...." as the realization of what I had said followed.

Then we just laughed it off.

I think I can consider myself pretty lucky.

maumacd · 2012-09-12T10:51:15-07:00

Daaaaaaang...

I'll never forget when I asked my husband if I had pretty eyes. "Well... I mean, they're average." was his response. Like seriously... I will never forget. Instant self-consciousness of eyes forever.Every time I look in the mirror.

She will look in the mirror and hate her hair just a little bit until she changes it again.

Siddlypi · 2012-09-12T10:58:34-07:00

You fucked up big time! She will never ever forget this and you so much as glance at another woman with her old colour hair and you will be picking up teeth for days.

I_Key_Cars · 2012-09-12T18:47:38+00:00

Save yourself years of misery and file for the divorce now.

jmc_automatic · 2012-09-12T19:01:33+00:00

Rookie mistake...

trappedinabox · 2012-09-12T19:14:29+00:00

Now my friend a lot of people are going to tell you that you've fucked up here but I will say that if there's one thing that you should be honest about, it's her hair.

Her facial features, her breasts, her ass, her stomach, all of these are things that are either completely beyond her control without thousands of dollars in cosmetic surgery, or they are things that are completely within her control that take a lot of personal hard work by exercising and dieting.

Her hair was done by someone else. Not liking her hair seems like an insult to her but its really an insult to the stylist. She can do something about the situation and its not her fault. She can change her hair color and hairstyle relatively easily.

So yes you're going to catch some flak right now but if you just placate her all of the time and tell her that everything about her is great all of the time, she's not going to trust your opinion and she's going to go somewhere else to get a "true" opinion. That undermines your relationship because compliments mean nothing if she doesn't feel like they're genuine. If there's one thing to be honest about - it's the hair.

android11 · 2012-09-12T20:00:28+00:00

Salutations Android4. This is android11. What is the status of the other 12?

TAC0001 · 2012-09-12T19:02:13+00:00

Imagine you remodeled a house and she said she liked it better the way it was before. That's slightly approaching the level of incorrect that you committed.

runmymouth · 2012-09-12T11:47:46-07:00

You haven't been married long have you? After a while your wife learns better than to ask what you think.

I bet you told your wife the jeans made her look fat too. What you should have told her is the jeans don't make you look fat, the fact your fat makes you look fat.

Maboz · 2012-09-12T18:57:35+00:00

Almost as classic as the "does this dress make me look fat?" trap. Damnit bro, you have to dodge shit like this.

t3hdoct0r · 2012-09-12T19:54:40+00:00

We gather here today to remember Android4. He was a good android. Always followed the 3 laws of robotics. Never neglected his subroutines. He even towed my car one night, when I was too tired to drive home. You will be missed. R.I.P Android4

SanJose_Sharks · 2012-09-12T20:11:01+00:00

After my wife had our daughter she gained some weight and I told her I missed how she looked before she was pregnant. She slept on the couch for a week.

RedditGarbage · 2012-09-12T11:09:00-07:00

Dizam hide.

myah_little_robot · 2012-09-12T18:37:48+00:00

If she asked your opinion, it's probably not as bad... right?! I'd rather know if my boyfriend didn't like my hair, but if I liked it, it wouldn't really matter...

Abra-Used-Teleport · 2012-09-12T19:05:37+00:00

Reading these comments and knowing that my hair grows about an inch a month, I feel very different in the fact that I don't mind critiques like that.

I think it's fun to change your hair to something different! Even if it doesn't look as good, it's a great way to find out--and you won't know unless you do it.

Deso4life · 2012-09-12T19:14:31+00:00

Soooo OP you getting ready to sleep on the couch tonight? :p

strineGreen · 2012-09-12T19:52:31+00:00

That is racist

linzeexgirl · 2012-09-12T19:56:01+00:00

Oh you poor, clueless man.

leonarodsan · 2012-09-12T12:58:25-07:00

"What am I on the 1-10 scale?". . . How do we answer this, honestly or dishonestly, without getting burnt?

qwertyhydro · 2012-09-12T13:44:33-07:00

My ex wore a new skirt once, and I told her it made her look Armish ... I never heard the end of it, but IT DID!

PrinceWilliam13 · 2012-09-12T21:27:48+00:00

If you look at his mouth, it looks like he's saying "I have a huge dick"

M0b1u5 · 2012-09-12T15:58:37-07:00

It appears you have suffered some sort of brain hemorrhage and are in urgent need of medical attention. Perhaps you can get your doctor to write a note saying you were temporarily insane at the time, and can't be held responsible for what you said.

Jesus, it's like thinking for longer than 0.5 seconds when the wife asks if you love the car more than her.

Chicoconut · 2012-09-12T23:21:03+00:00

I would appreciate that, actually. I can't get my husband to really give me an opinion on color. It's really unhelpful. He's liked pretty much everything I've done (and in our 13 years together, that's a lot). The most help I've gotten was "I think I prefer you with darker colors." I get home from the salon, ask him what he thinks, and his answer is always "You're pretty," and it's not because he doesn't want to hurt me with the truth.

Helpful!

Socks1400 · 2012-09-13T00:06:19+00:00

I can't read his lips. Should I be worried?

barshat · 2012-09-13T00:20:33+00:00

Which movie/show is this from?

kdreams · 2012-09-13T01:12:01+00:00

You need some tips on how to recognize a trap. Call me bro

C0RR4D0 · 2012-09-13T01:21:09+00:00

man the fuck up

meangrampa · 2012-09-13T01:36:05+00:00

It's just because you don't want it to feel like cheating when you bang her.

StephSC · 2012-09-13T01:37:19+00:00

bad move

wsgy1111 · 2012-09-13T03:37:38+00:00

Plato said lying is OK if it truly benefits the cause of the people. Cocksucker called it the noble lie.

grind613 · 2012-09-12T16:19:48+00:00

I believe the correct verbiage is "...after she got her hair did..."

Ojahh · 2012-09-12T16:43:55+00:00

I hope you got a good couch buddy, oh and you might be in need of /r/nsfw for the next 2-6 weeks

GentlemenQuinn · 2012-09-12T18:22:46+00:00

I came up with a completely random, and very likely untrue story, and then used a gif. related to a TV show that the majority of Redditors enjoy.

spot35 · 2012-09-12T09:00:56-07:00

DAE think he's saying "I have a huge nip"?

bobo007 · 2012-09-12T17:42:42+00:00

Wow, Mr romance strikes again. So helpful hint: if she asks you if her butt looks big, you say no.

deja-vu-comment · 2012-09-12T14:10:32+00:00

So did I

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