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[–]DayumJessie 81 points82 points ago

He looks disgusted. I'm positive he's saying, "Eeeeeeeeeewwwuh!"

[–]BaDumPshhh 27 points28 points ago

It's all perception. I was certain he was watching Clint Eastwood at the RNC.

[–]Abdoolski 20 points21 points ago

That's... That's not Clint Eastwood?

[–]DayumJessie 4 points5 points ago

Ba dum pshhh

[–]JoeFelice 6 points7 points ago

He liked it at first but then his sister got an ice cream sandwich.

[–]DayumJessie 14 points15 points ago

Or until he noticed this guy had an icecream sandwich. http://i.imgur.com/ZxZSp.jpg

[–]ajk712 4 points5 points ago

It looks like he's eating his sorrows away

[–]tamnoswal 2 points3 points ago

Just ate a seed.

[–]fildothedildo 2 points3 points ago

....I just cant hide it.... I know I know I know.... I love watermelon.

[–]bstampl1 0 points1 point ago

My face when _____________.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]kanfayo 7 points8 points ago

No, I don't know what you mean.

[–]Ottoblock 1 point2 points ago

Please educate me.

[–]DayumJessie -1 points0 points ago

Bahahaha.

[–]kenba2099 -2 points-1 points ago

I can't find a picture of it, but I was thinking the scene in Drawn Together when the pig poops into a cantaloupe.

[–]newb_level 29 points30 points ago

Does this belong here? http://i.imgur.com/rl9Id.gif

[–]uhretardedsqwirl 6 points7 points ago

This is the funniest thing I will see for the rest of today.

[–]egrojsaleur 0 points1 point ago

I'll just leave this here Watermelon feet porn

[–]8bitSkin 9 points10 points ago

[–]bumzo 23 points24 points ago

[–]DrPeacemaker 9 points10 points ago

[–]TherionSaysWhat -1 points0 points ago

Now I've lost any interest in food just as I've lost all faith in the future of the human genetic pool. Thx?

[–]Ctrl-Z 25 points26 points ago

[–]newb_level 5 points6 points ago

I believe in Sciance

[–]steve0bass -3 points-2 points ago

I fucking hated Lonnie. He was such a dick.

[–]BCBUDDHA 1 point2 points ago

to be fair, that entire movie was pretty upsetting except for buddy from Flight of the Concords

[–]Clown_Shoe 0 points1 point ago

Who's buddy from FoTC?

[–]Clown_Shoe 1 point2 points ago

Ahh Jermaine. I thought you meant there was a character in FoTC named Buddy. You didn't like the movie though?

[–]etbjornsen 40 points41 points ago

never have i laughed so hard from something i've seen on reddit before

[–]Forgot_Your_Password 17 points18 points ago

OH! Are we playing never have i ever?

[–]etbjornsen 6 points7 points ago

yes. it's on

[–]lern_to_spell_faggot 5 points6 points ago

never have i ever raped your mom. you can't rape the willing.

[–]etbjornsen 15 points16 points ago

well that was uncalled for

[–]The-Mathematician 11 points12 points ago

Reddit: Jumping straight to rape.

[–]droit_de_strangleur 3 points4 points ago

That escalated quickly.

[–]IAM_George_Michael 3 points4 points ago

never have i ever had sex with my cousin.

[–]IAM_Michael_Bluth 3 points4 points ago

Maeby isn't your cousin.

[–]IAM_George_Michael 5 points6 points ago

Well, this changes everything...

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 3 points4 points ago

HEY. KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.

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[–]etbjornsen -2 points-1 points ago

you should go. it's quite magical

[–]etbjornsen -2 points-1 points ago

never have i ever had sex with myself

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

[–]jeauxoxo -1 points0 points ago

not with that attitude.

[–]Tlepolemus 5 points6 points ago

wottermelon.

[–]switchedyourletters 13 points14 points ago

Made me think of this guy

[–]Berthababe -3 points-2 points ago

Wat movie?

[–]txgirl09 4 points5 points ago

Nightmare before christmas.

[–]imconservative 2 points3 points ago

He's crying because it's so delicious.

[–]WonderlandNeverCame 2 points3 points ago

Spent too long laughing at this... and yet I wanna see it again.

[–]hyoostin 7 points8 points ago

I just spit all over my computer screen. I'm not eating or drinking anything at the moment. Great.

EDIT: Clarification. I am obviously not starving myself to death.

[–]Forgot_Your_Password 12 points13 points ago

that's a little extreme don't you think? you'll die without food or water...

[–]itsme_timd 7 points8 points ago

Shhhhhh... the herd is only as strong as it's weakest member.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Whurtermelhurrn 103coms 1541pts 4hrs funny
Evil Otter 6coms 12pts 5dys photoshopbattles
Evil Otter is Evil 2012 hq 23coms 290pts 6dys pics
When I unknowingly take a bite of really spicy food 3coms 8pts 23hrs funny
Impossibru! 10coms 421pts 1dy funny
Don't you hate it when someone farts while you're eating? This guy does. 0coms 2pts 4dys funny

[–]cum_box_on_fire 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I thought I'd seen it at least twice in the past week.

[–]xlaxplaya 3 points4 points ago

Oh look, it's one of the villains from Redwall!

[–]WeeBabySeamus 0 points1 point ago

Taggerung was the only vermin-esque otter.

Don't think there were seals or other water navigating animals.

[–]Steamed_Vegetables 3 points4 points ago

Impossibru!!!

[–]dubdubdubdot[!] -1 points0 points ago

haha this is hilarious

[–]nomdeanon 2 points3 points ago

It's his cake day, be nice.

[–]whydoirocksohard 0 points1 point ago

All I can think is... Diabeetus.

[–]theinterpolate 0 points1 point ago

read my mind

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus

BLEEP BLOOP

.

[–]Level_32_Mage 0 points1 point ago

My initial thought was 'why is he wearing black rubber gloves?'

[–]nickspinner[!] -1 points0 points ago

looks like a racist picture of an asian

[–]reader912 1 point2 points ago

I can't stop laughing. Cracks me up!

[–]Exducer 1 point2 points ago

[–]cereal_kill3r -1 points0 points ago

you a rack DISCIPRINE

[–]chickenmcfukket 0 points1 point ago

[–]stronglikedan 0 points1 point ago

Until today, I had never seen an otter that was not cute as fuck.

[–]lovehate615 0 points1 point ago

[–]paradoxofchoice 0 points1 point ago

It looks eyewhurterring.

[–]prsnep 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it's wearing leather gloves.

[–]TruthGoliath 0 points1 point ago

Can someone turn this into a . . . .

"Bond villain Otter" meme?

[–]SoWaS 1 point2 points ago

You nailed the title on this.

[–]mediafeener 0 points1 point ago

IT'S SO ANGRY!

[–]Chazzey_dude 0 points1 point ago

They're some pretty sweet leather-gloves.

[–]nightwing13 0 points1 point ago

Yo this tastes like piss and flies don't it?

[–]jjme 0 points1 point ago

stupid laughs from me

[–]Porpoise_of_Life 0 points1 point ago

Otter Von Bismarck

[–]sierrareckley 0 points1 point ago

How I feel about watermelon, otter version.

[–]Snolidsteak 0 points1 point ago

repost from yesterday but you know what, that title is way better

[–]dutch010 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he's eating a watermelon with lemon taste.

[–]TardisBlu 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was doing a bad impersonation of an asian.

[–]Beaton_Hoffe 0 points1 point ago

I think he loves it so much he hates it

OR

He has eaten himself sick on it.

[–]ANUS_ODOR_INHALER 0 points1 point ago

He better be aware of the fork cartel though.

[–]KingMacey 1 point2 points ago

[–]anonoman925 0 points1 point ago

You otter not make fun of buck-teeth

[–]Goku707 0 points1 point ago

Dont ask me why, but this made my day.

[–]Scott555 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck is that so funny? Seriously - I have to wipe my nose now.

[–]iamcasen 0 points1 point ago

I will get you gadget!!

[–]sareteni 0 points1 point ago

This has my seal of approval.

[–]GroovenileDelinquent -1 points0 points ago

Is he wearing... gloves?

[–]dahliaface 1 point2 points ago

Someone in the comments on imgur said "this is my orgasm face". I am in tears.

[–]Normlsmoker 0 points1 point ago

I would have titled it "Wh-otter-melon...

[–]tenspeed2 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Howard Moon!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

All of my yes has approved this picture..

[–]noodlee 0 points1 point ago

i guarantee that this would do better in /r/trees

[–]HerpinaDerpster 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it is crying.

[–]chackattack 0 points1 point ago

tastes good man

[–]Ace_Machine 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he is crying because it tastes so good.

[–]Rich_21 0 points1 point ago

jamie hyneman!!!

[–]ForcedToJoin 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was gonna be a WORMS reference.

"Where dat watermelan!"

[–]devllen05 0 points1 point ago

Meme'd for everyone's sharing pleasure:

http://i.imgur.com/NpxTM.jpg

[–]gblove82 0 points1 point ago

That's racist. Why's it gotta be a brown one?

[–]ashlythinker 0 points1 point ago

I was having a really terrible day. This managed to make me giggle a little. Thank you OP

[–]TURBOJUGGED 0 points1 point ago

WotterMelon. FTFY

[–]Joman101_2 0 points1 point ago

ottermelon

[–]has_a_box 0 points1 point ago

I like the leather gloves he's wearing!

[–]witnessinghistory 0 points1 point ago

sensory overload otter.

[–]Spartazoid 0 points1 point ago

More like wOTTERmelon!

[–]Epix115 0 points1 point ago

looks like its crying

[–]TeamJim 0 points1 point ago

I seriously laughed harder at that than anything else all day. Thank you.

[–]shellsandbelles 0 points1 point ago

oh my gosh that is so cute (after seeing that title) im crying on the inside.

[–]bstampl1 1 point2 points ago

Hours later, I come back to this and laugh all over again

[–]bitslammer -1 points0 points ago

Looks eerily familiar:

title comnts points age /r/
I no like watermelon >: 0coms 8pts 6hrs aww
Otterly Disgusted 12coms 144pts 7hrs photoshopbattles
Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters doesn't like Watermelon 1com 4pts 10hrs funny
Whurtermelhurrn 155coms 1441pts 10hrs funny
Evil Otter 6coms 12pts 5dys photoshopbattles
Evil Otter is Evil 2012 hq 23coms 290pts 6dys pics
When I unknowingly take a bite of really spicy food 3coms 8pts 1dy funny
Impossibru! 10coms 421pts 1dy funny
Don't you hate it when someone farts while you're eating? This guy does. 0coms 2pts 4dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point ago

Quick! Someone Photoshop Professor Farnsworth's glasses on him!

[–]JamesDarko 0 points1 point ago

hahah

[–]hoo_dawgy 0 points1 point ago

Why did this make me laugh?

[–]ballin25 0 points1 point ago

Kinda looks like a old school Godzilla face.

[–]stagggerleee 0 points1 point ago

i almost pooped my pantz

[–]mrdink064 0 points1 point ago

Got the rind

[–]dandy-pants 0 points1 point ago

wOTTERmelon

[–]shootinputin 0 points1 point ago

[–]horkermeat 1 point2 points ago

Wilford Brimseal. Should not be eating sugary fruit.

[–]expertonbreasts -1 points0 points ago

ermhagerd!

[–]Valladian -1 points0 points ago

Well I just realized how racist I am. How about the rest of you?

[–]nomdeanon 0 points1 point ago

fucking walruses, always taking our low wage jobs and fat white bitches.

[–]Geruvah -1 points0 points ago

Don't think it fits with the title.

[–]KommodoreAU 1 point2 points ago

Your telling me that looks like something out of a horror movie, crop out the watermelon and its Revenge of the Man-eating Otters 3.

[–]mike808hawaii -1 points0 points ago

Good, I don't see any racist jokes in the comments to downvote.

[–]itsme_timd 4 points5 points ago

[–]ms-whatever -1 points0 points ago

That face somehow reminds me of my grandfathers.

[–]Bajonista 3 points4 points ago

Both of them?

[–]Jambonbleu -1 points0 points ago

He probably prefers what taste like rotten, stinky fish

[–]sunkissd4u 0 points1 point ago

I don't think he likes it very much.

[–]BuzzsGirlfriendWoof -1 points0 points ago

Winston Churchill reincarnated.

[–]Hapii -1 points0 points ago

I started lauging hysterically in the middle of my CS class. Thank you.

[–]Osiris32 -1 points0 points ago

Old Man Otter sure is one grumpy fella, even when eating something delicious.

[–]Slownique -1 points0 points ago

This isn't what water tastes like...

[–]Nukarama 0 points1 point ago

Otterfacts, it's your time.

[–]nyaneriffic -2 points-1 points ago

That's about the face I make too... watermelon is icky. :(

[–]p3ng0 -2 points-1 points ago

Bitter beer face.

[–]ThraShErDDoS -1 points0 points ago

Good luck finding a decent comment in here.

[–]hiddenbutobvious -2 points-1 points ago

"You said this was going to be good, it tastes like SHIT!"

[–]Unwantedrage -2 points-1 points ago

I remember seeing this picture like less than a week ago with the title Impossibru!

[–]Viviparous -2 points-1 points ago

God. You got my hopes up so much for Berks. I mers her.

[–]Monomythical 1 point2 points ago

I have never seen an otter so displeased in my entire life.

[–]UNIQUE_SNOFLAKE 0 points1 point ago

Someone otter do something about all these silly memes.

[–]wojx 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hegro -1 points0 points ago

Dat fruit.

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

Dat fruit.

guuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrllllll

.

[–]BETiGOTSUMWEED -1 points0 points ago

Trying to pronounce this but I keep laughing haahahaaha

[–]Beehunter -3 points-2 points ago

Came here for potential racism, stayed for the otter. Well played!

[–]justindbutler -3 points-2 points ago

surch erntensety.

[–]Danap16 0 points1 point ago

Someone please find a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch to go with this.