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[–]thexon 10 points11 points ago

I scream, you scream, we all scream...

[–]Ziggarot 9 points10 points ago

For ass-cream

[–]lethargicwalrus 4 points5 points ago

Santorum, delicious.

[–]Ziggarot 1 point2 points ago

That's what Rick is running for, maaaaan

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

in the ass.

[–]Skinnj 3 points4 points ago

Punchline right there... in the title...

[–]Fonterror 4 points5 points ago

I'll take chocolate flavour.

[–]Dosenfett 2 points3 points ago

Is that in a gay bar?

[–]PlasmaWhore[S] 2 points3 points ago

Just a regular restaurant. Should say "Ice cream in Assortment" if you want to directly translate it.

[–]Skynne -1 points0 points ago

Well really... they've written "in Ass.".. however the double meaning doesn't exist in Russian like in Eng

[–]string97bean 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like a great idea on a hot day.

[–]myballsgotmilk 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm... I think I'll have to go with the soft serve today.

[–]piggyback101 0 points1 point ago

Now only 50 Rubleblechs!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I scream in the ass.

[–]ChristopherJDorsch 0 points1 point ago

I'll take 2 orders...

[–]Beefourthree 0 points1 point ago

[–]IamSparticles 0 points1 point ago

I'd prefer a bowl.

[–]grachi 0 points1 point ago

Yea, I hear that is all the rage these days

[–]myzery 0 points1 point ago

All i saw was mopo-hoe

[–]scientifiction 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream.

[–]morebeans 0 points1 point ago

shut up and take my money.

[–]AndrewVeerdew 0 points1 point ago

What is actually says is "Ice cream in assortiment" or by the availability, or if available by flavour, i bad english.

[–]ShingamiOfSmarm 0 points1 point ago

Russia is the best thing to happen to funny pictures on the internet since cats.

[–]redflag40 0 points1 point ago

You know I really start to second guess my life decisions when I start clicking links titled "ice cream in the ass" at work.

[–]mentalbastille 0 points1 point ago

Risky click.

[–]Merfen 0 points1 point ago

no... il take it in a cone... thanks though....

[–]MorleyDotes 0 points1 point ago

How far do they burro in to place the ice cream?

[–]quitefunny 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure they meant to say "Ice cream up the wazoo."

[–]NixonNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

2 scoops please

[–]Errahn -1 points0 points ago

[–]Ihateyourdick 0 points1 point ago

A whole wapuk? That's fucking robbery.

[–]Thomsenite 0 points1 point ago

In ass... iz extra

[–]Will_He_Is 0 points1 point ago

as a russian, this is ten times funnier :)

[–]BlueOak777 1 point2 points ago

This is the 9000 year old repost they warned you about.