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[–]BongMeesteR 19 points20 points ago

poor Elsa

[–]dapx313 8 points9 points ago

Fuck the sign guy. He was the one who Raped Elsa in the first place.

[–]piggyback101 12 points13 points ago

Fuck the sign guy? That's what got us into this mess!

[–]dawgfighter 4 points5 points ago

According to Akin, Elsa shouldn't worry. Her body shut down.

[–]snutr 3 points4 points ago

Well, you know what they say: Able was I ere I raped Esla.

[–]LowPEZ 2 points3 points ago

Dr. Schneider?

[–]coffeetablesex 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kubaker1 0 points1 point ago

Poor Colby.

[–]moose_queef 0 points1 point ago

As an Elsa, I can confirm

[–]bazzana 4 points5 points ago

Fresh Tacos awaiting your fillings..

[–]madlumberman 1 point2 points ago

I'd rape the shit out of some burritos right about now...

[–]mmmmCake 2 points3 points ago

I really wish the "El" was still illuminated..

[–]ButtsendWeaners 5 points6 points ago

The Badgers lose, the Packers lose, and then I get reposted and the guy gets double the karma of my original content? Truly, this is a dark, dark week for Wisconsin.

[–]ihopeitsatimemachine -5 points-4 points ago

any body can go around claiming they posted something first. you're not going to get any karma for it. Cry some more.

[–]ButtsendWeaners 1 point2 points ago

But... I didn't just POST it first, I took the damn picture.

[–]ninja808 -3 points-2 points ago

lol you made anybody 2 words

[–]doctorfunknasty 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure I could walk to where this picture was taken

[–]ButtsendWeaners 5 points6 points ago

Off of Oneida? Yeah, I should know where it was taken SINCE I TOOK THE FREAKING PICTURE.

[–]lethargicwalrus 3 points4 points ago

Well, you know what to do when you get there.

Fix the sign. You should fix the sign, yeah.

[–]expertonbreasts 1 point2 points ago

Well you can't rape the willing.

[–]zell183 3 points4 points ago

Okay, I don't want to be that guy. No fuck that. I really do. This is a repost. How do I know? http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mf3q0/i_see_your_fuddruckers_and_county_market_and/ TL;DR Poster is a big fat phony.

[–]paulwhiskie[S] -5 points-4 points ago

I assure you I knew not of this.

Crucify me.

[–]ButtsendWeaners 3 points4 points ago

It was my picture, and I uploaded it here a few months ago. Just curious, where'd you come across it?

[–]paulwhiskie[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Saw it saved on my friend's computer from 10 months ago.

[–]AngryhamLincoln 1 point2 points ago

PHOOOONY

[–]paulwhiskie[S] -3 points-2 points ago

[–]glass_canon 0 points1 point ago

Careful yo, some people around r/funny don't like rape *jokes.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 0 points1 point ago

Is it you?

[–]ms-whatever 1 point2 points ago

"Hola me llamo Jesús, I will be your server. I do a special on men today."

[–]Bluerayusa 2 points3 points ago

How may I rape you today?

[–]cathyblues 1 point2 points ago

unfortunate indeed

[–]PksRevenge -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure I live down the street from Rape, on a side note, pretty good food.

[–]Whos_that_guy -1 points0 points ago

Who would wanna rape someone that just ate Mexican food?

[–]zanedraco77 -1 points0 points ago

i read this ina mexican accent before even seeing the picture.

[–]djdoubleyew 0 points1 point ago

Is this the one in Olympia?

[–]ButtsendWeaners 5 points6 points ago

It's the one in Green Bay, WI, off of Oneida.

I know because I took the original.

[–]wingedinsect 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think of that Patton Oswalt bit where he says "Im gonna have rape for dinner"?

[–]Stumpjump 0 points1 point ago

The dining experience always seems forced...

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

Is this the one in Denver off Colorado BLVD?

[–]aatencio91 0 points1 point ago

The sign guy's name is Juan. He's Elsa's cousin.

[–]soulspanker 0 points1 point ago

I work for a wholesale sign manufacturer. It looks like Maria needs a new transformer.

[–]puterTDI 0 points1 point ago

She did, that's her way of calling for help

[–]tolarian_tutor 1 point2 points ago

Saw this on 1000 upvotes, i felt the need to down vote it so someone else could have the amazingness of upvoting it too 1000

[–]Goldenfunkrod 0 points1 point ago

You are a saint

[–]Sinnedangel8027 1 point2 points ago

You best hide yo burritos, hide yo tacos, they be raping everybody up in here

[–]RolloTheApollo 0 points1 point ago

[–]mmmcheezy 0 points1 point ago

oh shit, i eat there sometimes.

[–]zombie_love_scene 0 points1 point ago

liked it better when panchero's was there :(

[–]shyjobard 0 points1 point ago

I haven't been there in awhile... This is the best reason I can find to go back for Margaritas.

[–]KToff 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't have banged sign-guy's wife....

[–]hemingwayszombycorps -2 points-1 points ago

Welome, tonite... You.....

[–]fritzing 0 points1 point ago

Rape, the taste you will never forget.

[–]slipitime 0 points1 point ago

maybe this is what legitimate rape is