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[–]Mentalseppuku 125 points126 points ago

I had a very, very knowledgeable old history prof for my 'History of American Religion' class. One day he was talking about self-identification. This professor walked with a limp and used a cane. He talked about how he used to belong to a kid's camp for cripples. Back then there were a lot of crippled kids (from polio) and that's exactly what they called them. Then the name kept changing, they were handicapped, then disabled, then who knows what now. Despite the fashionable term, he was always a cripple, that's what he grew up with.

He then related it to the black community and their changing self-identification. Negro, Colored, Black, African-American, there have been a lot of self-identified names for the community. He talked about Nigga and self-identifying as a Nigger. It was very interesting, both because of the topic, and because every time he said nigger or nigga all the white kids would get a little uncomfortable and look at the only black kid in the class, who was sitting front and center. I was in the back, and with the tiered seating I could see everything, it was pretty funny.

[–]xdrenched 14 points15 points ago

Interesting. I agree with the observation that labels change, but words have power...and as Angelusflos pointed out, it makes a difference if labels are imposed on people vs. created by people to identify themselves. I think it's because certain labels acquire negative connotations and become offensive. Meanwhile, other labels that may have started out negatively get adopted by the stigmatized group as a means of empowerment. E.g. "nigga" or "queer". Then you have some people from the dominant group not really understanding all this getting up in arms about "double standards" that stigmatized groups are allowed to call themselves a slur and the dominant group can't. At the end of the day, I disagree with the notion that words/labels don't matter so everyone should just get to throw slurs around. But everyone's threshholds of what they're ok with are obviously going to vary.

[–]UlgraTheTerrible 3 points4 points ago

I think it has a lot to do with who's saying it and why. I'm about as white as you can get, and while I'd never use the word "nigga" to classify everyone or say it to a stranger because of the connotations... I do have a few black friends (geographically, there's just not that many black people around) and when I'm with one of them, often times we will play with the word in a very friendly and hilarious manner. I'll say something stupid, get a "Nigga please" (note that I'm white) and then I might throw out "Nigga, I shit you not." Which generally horrifies everyone who might be within earshot, except myself and said friend(s), who find the whole thing hilarious.

It's not always okay to say something off-color (so to speak) but sometimes it's pretty harmless and even entertaining. Like calling your best friends "bitches" even though you'd never say that to your coworkers, etc... Words have power, but only that which we give them.

[–]williamtopower 6 points7 points ago

Steven Pinker calls this the "euphemism treadmill." A euphemism for an undesirable quality is used pejoratively, called a dysphemism. The euphemism may be replaced but is also vulnerable to pejoration. And so on.

[–]jonaheim88 28 points29 points ago

see, THIS is how it should be handled. the more you show a negative reaction to a word or an idea..the longer it will take to become just another word, that wont offend anyone.

[–]meeu 28 points29 points ago

Why must every word be sanitized of meaning so that you can feel better about using it?

[–]unhapztoms 59 points60 points ago

Because the professor wasn't using it as a bad word or towards anyone, he just describing its use and context historically. If everyone gets uncomfortable every time he fucking says it during a lecture, then they're not going to understand anything and will continue to be distracted.

It's like when republicans freak out and tell reps they can't use the word "vagina" when talking about legislation that has to do with vaginas.

It's not sanitizing it for use, it's understanding beyond surface discomfort.

[–]lawlietreddits 16 points17 points ago

People get upset over "vagina"? O.o

[–]wlfbck 10 points11 points ago

Oh america, you so stupid.

[–]Jawshee_pdx 3 points4 points ago

I get upset by vaginas quite a bit.

[–]scumbag-reddit 5 points6 points ago

I love using vagina in my daily vocabulary.

[–]annenoise 3 points4 points ago

This is what I never understood. Vilifying a word while discussing language in a historical or educational context, even if its an emotional or controversial topic, only gives the hate more power.

[–]Nickbou 3 points4 points ago

I agree with you, but you can't have it absolutely both ways. Let's use the word "nigger" as an example, since we've already been using it. The word carries with it a strong emotional response for most people, and rightly so. It has a history of being used in a demeaning fashion and still is today by some people.

Now, we can also have a discussion that is not emotionally charged regarding the word "nigger". Even so, past experience and association with the word will trigger initial unease at hearing or speaking the word. It's that the forum isn't appropriate, it's that we've been so conditioned that it's almost always inappropriate.

I wouldn't want to lose this conditioning. While it may take more effort to have a discussion about the word, it will also keep me from using it commonly in other forums. Besides, there's really no reason for me to use this word outside of a discussion about the word, because there are plenty of other words that could be used in it's place that don't carry same negative connotations.

The vagina incident is different. They weren't talking about the word "vagina", they were talking about actual vaginas. (In other words, the professors wasn't talking about niggers, he was talking about the word "nigger"). Still, I see your point about the uneasiness with the word. However, there's no reason for anyone to have an emotional tie to the word. It's never carried any negative connotation - it's just the scientific word for part of the female human anatomy. In this case, their unease is without merit.

[–]Viridz 10 points11 points ago

I find it odd that of all the beautiful words in the English language that are being diluted, you choose nigger as the one that needs to be saved.

[–]zen_lunatic 2 points3 points ago

I teach high school creative writing. Last year, in a unit about short stories, we read Flannery O'Connor's "A Good Man is Hard to Find," which has a few instances of "nigger" and other related epithets (e.g. "pickaninny") in dialogue. We read the story aloud together, but I first informed the whole class that the work came from a peculiar point in timespace, such that it contained offensive language, the kind that has historically been used to subjugate people. They all knew what I was talking about. I let the readers decide whether to skip over the word or to read it, and made sure that no one would be shamed for either choice. (Side note: the class was predominantly white, but there were a handful of African-, Native-, and Asian-Americans.) At the end we had a wonderfully mature discussion about the role this word played in the story, and how it created character (or failed to) and supported the themes (or failed to). It seemed that the class was split 70-30 in support of the use of this word in this particular story, with ethnic background having no statistically significant effect on a student's opinion (although this is mere guestimation; I didn't actually bother to do a chi-squared test of association).

[–]thugmonkey 117 points118 points ago

Neutron bomb?

[–]anthdx 46 points47 points ago

NNNGGGGHHH Bomb.

[–]LoveFluffyBunny 27 points28 points ago

I read that like you where take a big crap.

[–]doomgiver98 17 points18 points ago

I read that like he was in Dragonball Z.

[–]matthewtheninja 12 points13 points ago

Its basically the same thing. Go super saiyan = constipation

[–]annenoise 11 points12 points ago

Ka-me-ha-me-hemorrhoids.

[–]noshorning 4 points5 points ago

nebuchadnezzar?

[–]ForeverMarried 12 points13 points ago

What do you call 2 niggas in a sleeping bag?----A twix.

Wait wrong thread..

[–]almostdvs 0 points1 point ago

I love those things. 8 dark sims in the temple with nothing but n-bombs on bounce mode

[–]strong_mind 345 points346 points ago

Hopefully you took the higher road, and reacted appropriately. http://i43.tinypic.com/nfqzo1.gif

[–]jack2012fb 43 points44 points ago

[–]Raziel66 4 points5 points ago

Is that from the Knights of Cydonia music video?

[–]isthataturtle 2 points3 points ago

yes

[–]Bucktheworld858[S] 233 points234 points ago

[–]iLikeToBeAnArsehole 303 points304 points ago

[–]MALON 24 points25 points ago

INTERCEPTION...by himself?

[–]densetsu23 122 points123 points ago

[–]Notblackandwhite 38 points39 points ago

Risky click

[–]TaintTickler 18 points19 points ago

Whiskey dick.

[–]TehSantos 12 points13 points ago

Frisky Chick

[–]Ulairi 3 points4 points ago

Somehow I managed to perfectly time them so the first one disappears off the screen at the same time the second one appears.

Made me far happier then it should have.

[–]Ceejae 31 points32 points ago

You need to tell us the story... Don't leave us hanging.

[–]THIS_POST_IS_FAKE 18 points19 points ago

He threw them upvotes.

[–]Tyrant718 4 points5 points ago

But there's nothing in the news saying a black kid killed his classmates with throwing stars shaped like upvotes.

[–]pieceolisa 0 points1 point ago

Listening to Genesis' "I Can'f Dance" when I clicked this. It matches up so well!

[–]Ele0 0 points1 point ago

I just died.

[–]xHESKEYx 42 points43 points ago

Everyone here commenting "Hur dur, it's harmless without context" is totally missing the point. I think it's pretty fucking obvious that us black people don't need to be told that the word's meaning comes with the context it's placed in (listen to any rap song to come out in the past 25 years. And I don't just mean "I-got-money-I-impregnated-your-girlfriend"rap). EVERY rapper not named Emenem (except for that one time)or Will Smith uses the word "nigger."

The real issue here is that whenever you're the only black person in a room, and a non-black person says the word "nigger" EVERYONE, without fail, turns to look at you, waiting to see if you're going to "go hood" and beat up the offending party. When used in this context, the rooms focus is immediately drawn away from whatever is being said, and is put upon one kid, who has temporarily become the spokesperson for all black people, and who now has to decide, in front of everyone, how he feels about the use of the word, and is immediatley judged by that decision.

For non-black people, their stance on the word "nigger" is almost always a private matter. They are never put in a room full of black people and asked "so hey, about the word 'nigger'..." (if they were, think about how many of the opinions posted in this thread would change). For black people however, particularly ones who have done well for themselves, their stance on the word is consistently judged by blacks and non-blacks alike, and often times the decision we make reflects upon the race as a whole. The situation OP so eloquently described with his reaction gif does nothing to remedy the situation.

edit: fixed some typos

[–]Fatsteve 8 points9 points ago

White guilt. I honestly don't think it has to do with people wanting to see if you're going to "go hood" it's about not knowing how to react. White people know the word is offensive but they honestly aren't sure when and in what situations. Also, because of white guilt, white people often times are oversensitive to racial issues. I think what you are misinterpreting is that we don't want to know your personal reaction to the word, we actually just want to know how WE should react. Many times we just don't know. So if we see you get offended, we'll get offended with you. If you're cool with it, we know it's cool.

[–]H0nkeyKong 4 points5 points ago

It must suck royally to have all the white people stare at you when someone says the word "nigger" as if you represent all black people.

I think most of us whiteys have been guilty of this at some point. But I don't think it's always "waiting to see if you're going to "go hood,"" though I imagine that happens, but an immediate recognition that there is one person in the room to whom the just-uttered slur could be applied. The word itself makes most people nervous, whether or not there is a black person around. Have someone say it in front of a black person, and, like trained dogs, we all turn to the black person, mouths gaping, silently asking "hur, dur, was that ok?"

And like a lot of racist shit, it's so subconscious, that even for those of us who are aware of it, it's hard not to do it.

[–]Nickbou 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, it's not just "nigger" either. Any word used in conversation which singles out someone and also carries a negative connotation is going to give me the impulse to look at the person's reaction. "Nigger" is just the most likely one to come up because (a) it's the most commonly used racial slur and (b) black people are generally in the minority. Words like "chink" or "spic" or "gook" would cause the same reaction, but I can't remember the last time I heard those outside of a movie.

[–]mushmancat 2 points3 points ago

So many generalizations.

[–]Aaronmcom 48 points49 points ago

True Story: had an old substitute teacher in highschool end up saying Martin Luther Coon. Didn't even realize he said it.

I live in Louisiana where blacks are the majority. There was quite a ruckus. He didn't understand what was going on, everyone all of a sudden everyone was in "wtf" mode. No one bothered to explain it to him. Just called him racist.

I believe he got fired over it.

[–]CokedUpArmenian 22 points23 points ago

lol. Had an old guy sub in highschool for US history. At the end of class he introduced himself as Samuel Adams. He went on to say he found us studying the great depression fascinating, since he grew up in that time period (he was an old fuck). He said to the class, "It seems to me, the great depression was caused by two things", he pauses for a moment to lick his lips in anticipation. "It seems to me, the great depression was caused by greed and niggers". Half the class was confused, the other half was laughing. The only black kid in class was asleep.

[–]matthewtheninja 14 points15 points ago

Old people are funny sometimes. My grandma, who is an avowed liberal and voted for Obama, still likes to point out interracial couples when we go out to eat. She's not talking bad about them, just pointing them out.

[–]Samuel_Gompers 5 points6 points ago

You reminded me of how LBJ thought of Senator James Eastland of Mississippi:

"Jim Eastland could be standing right in the middle of the worst Mississippi flood ever known, and he'd say the niggers caused it, helped out by the Communists."

[–]melissarose8585 3 points4 points ago

LBJ for some reason gets a crap rap in history - he's treated as background noise almost. I like studying him - he had some real insight and was handed some serious issues.

[–]WorkingActor 15 points16 points ago

My(now ex)-Sensei called me a "frantic nigger" in class while I was performing a sword technique. He also made comments along the lines of "not being able to trust a black man" and other fun cracks. This wasn't somewhere in the south either. Thus was NYC 2 weeks ago. Call me sensitive, but I'm not gonna pay a guy to insult me racially, no matter what I can learn from him..

[–]Bucktheworld858[S] 3 points4 points ago

Sorry about that but we were studying slavery, he didn't call me a nigger in the middle of class... wtf

[–]shankeith 0 points1 point ago

frantic nigger is a bit too far, i would have been fine with the black man jokes

[–]Eternity42Immensity 3 points4 points ago

Whenever I hear someone say something casually racist or bigoted, I take it as an invitation to be as vulgar and racist as possible. Like oh okay, so I'll hide your secret so you hide mine, but yours is a knife and mine is a dead body.

guy 1: "I'm going to the store with the chink owner."

Me: "Oh, get me some fruit, but none of that kike-nigger watermelon bullshit. And nothing that faggot, sideways-cunt Jap has touched."

[–]Godssheep 102 points103 points ago

In history class? There is a thousand legit reasons to use that word in history classes...

[–]scepses 135 points136 points ago

"Y'all niggers should open yours history books!"

[–]Fucking_That_Chicken 70 points71 points ago

all y'all niggers should open yours history books!

Source: From the South

[–]MittRomneysDog 35 points36 points ago

One person = You or Y'all.

Two or three people = Y'all.

Four or more people = All y'all.

And never, ever say "ya'll," as that is improper.

[–]KookyGuy 27 points28 points ago

I think my English teacher would get cancer if she saw this comment.

[–]elegantchorus 7 points8 points ago

I prefer yalluns as my four or more.

[–]Timisaghost 8 points9 points ago

all y'all niggas finna open yo history books!

Source: More southern than you

[–]victordavion 2 points3 points ago

I only believe you, because you're fucking that chicken.

[–]Ayestes 14 points15 points ago

Even for a legit reason, I can imagine a high school or middle school class reacting this way regardless.

[–]melissarose8585 7 points8 points ago

Hell, they did so in college. I have my grad degree in history and I was filling in for a prof when I was in grad school, letting her class watch some clips on the KKK. This was a southern history class - they should have expected interviews with KKK members to include horrible language. But they were scandalized.

[–]wjjeeper 7 points8 points ago

Shit, they banned/re-worded Huck Finn. I still find it hilarious that dropping an N bomb is bad, but swap -gar with -guh and it's ok. Double standards.

[–]rdmusic16 2 points3 points ago

It might not be that it was wrong, just that it was awkward. Especially if this is before University.

[–]thinks_its_4chan 6 points7 points ago

It's ok as long as he says niggaaaaa instead of nigger.

Niggaaaaaaaaa

[–]reddit_user13 7 points8 points ago

Dead Honkey

[–]8repeels8 2 points3 points ago

Head Donkey. Anyway, peckerwood is preferred, don't ask me why, I don't know. I know this is silly to correct, but I think it is spelled, "honky."

[–]Zuran 7 points8 points ago

"Naggers"?

[–]cariboumustard 6 points7 points ago

May I ask you a question? How did it make you feel?

The reason I ask is b/c I teach college entertainment law. My classes are always very diverse. Part of the free speech section includes discussing hate speech - speech that is racially, sexually, religiously intolerant. Hate speech is constitutionally protected as is very subjective, and to ban it would require banning all of it. The PRIME example of hate speech in America is the n-word. It's a historically hate-filled word that is highly offensive and a lot of my students' knee jerk instinct is that it should be banned .. but once I explain that if it were banned, it would be banned for everyone. Not just white people using it as an insult, but also black people who have "taken it back" including rappers, blah blah blah. It always gives rise to a great class conversation. In the nine semesters I've taught, never has it been a disrespectful or negative conversation. It always ends up being thought provoking for all.

Anyway, the thing is, I just cannot bring myself to say that word out loud (I'm a blonde, white girl.) I wonder if I'm doing them a disservice by not saying it; it's college after all and they're grown ups. You'd never see a Supreme Court Justice say "the n-word" in an opinion. OR would it be disrespectful to my black students for me to say it? I have no problem saying the other examples that I use - bitch, cunt, fag, etc. (followed by a stern talk about "just b/c you can doesn't mean you should.") But the n-word is the only one I just cannot bring myself to say.

So, again, how did you feel? Did it promote learning the way your teacher said it? Was it done in a respectful way? Or was it uncomfortable/offensive? Would have you preferred she (he) censor her(him)self?

[–]Styx_ 3 points4 points ago

I feel like you ought to be able to say it, but if I was in your position, I probably wouldn't. If your classes have been successful for nine years and all you've had to do was say "n-word" then so be it. There's no need to run the risk of offending anyone. I would never hold it against you for saying the word in that setting, but some people are crazy/ridiculous and might do just that.

[–]yabacam 2 points3 points ago

It's uncomfortable in a good way I think. I don't want to be comfortable using any racial slurs, but it's good to talk about in your context.

[–]the_shag 25 points26 points ago

I had a girl in my history class who was mixed race, but you couldn't tell when looking at her. My teacher brings up how the struggle of the Blacks in 1860s USA was similar to the Peasants in Russia at the time. She than kicks off about how she finds it offensive and that he shouldn't be saying it. He apologises and carries on with the class. An hour later he says it again and she goes MENTAL shouting about how he's a racist, should get sacked and storms out the room. The kicker is that there was about 5 black guys and girls in the class who after she left said to the teacher that he wasn't being racist or anything and would back him up if it came to a tribunal or something. PEOPLE ARE INSANE when it comes to race/attention. also a there was a rumour that she was just faking being mixed raced for said attention

[–]hereistand 28 points29 points ago

Maybe she was part Russian and that's what she was so worked up about.

[–]the_shag 1 point2 points ago

No definitely not Russian but who knows people are strange.

[–]gitsgrl 2 points3 points ago

Some crazies feel like a particular group's struggles are diminished by the acknowledgment of another group's similar struggles. I think Americans are particularly prone to this because of our narcissistic and self absorbed nature.

[–]wickedalmond 4 points5 points ago

DAE AMERICA BAD? UP ARROW TO THE LEFT PLZ

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 15 points16 points ago

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 8 points9 points ago

I feel the same way being the only sweaty, 38-year-old tubby balding guy subtly rubbing his crotch in the teen rape prevention class when they show a picture of just what type of pervert to watch out for.

[–]commandx 4 points5 points ago

Man that is the opposite of my school a few years ago. We were on a bus ride into DC to tour the capitol building and someone had brought the boondocks dvd for watching. The almost constant nigga this, nigga that, nobody bats an eye, but on the fifth fuck we had to find something else to watch...

Fucking words man, people get so fucking uptight.

[–]scumbag_teachers 103 points104 points ago

The word is nigger. A simple word won't hurt you, its all about context. I'll likely get downvoted because people love to censor words.

[–]phallacies 28 points29 points ago

White people detected.

[–]Bacon_Hero 5 points6 points ago

Oh so now just white people aren't allowed to say it? Well that's just as fucking racist!

Edit: this was meant to be obvious sarcasm. But looking back I can see how (sadly) this could be mistaken as a serious comment.

[–]drodjan 244 points245 points ago

"nigger" Check.

"I'll likely get get downvoted" Check.

"censor" Check.

Calculating.....

BRAVERY LEVEL: 14,000 SAGANS

[–]kevinturnermovie 48 points49 points ago

I believe that converts to 400 gabens.

[–]lonjaxson 33 points34 points ago

Or 22,000 degrassians

[PROOF]

[–]dmun 15 points16 points ago

Why are Sagans and Gabens at a higher exchange rate than Degrassians?

THAT'S RACIST.

[–]lonjaxson 11 points12 points ago

1 US dollar = 77.8900 Japanese yen

1 US dollar = 55.2100 Indian rupees

RACIST

[–]TeaAddiction 13 points14 points ago

[–]zwilde 5 points6 points ago

MURDER? MURDER? MERMAID MURDER

[–]LtOin 8 points9 points ago

MERMAIDER MERMAIDER MERMAIDER MERMAIDER

[–]atheistukjewthrowawa 1 point2 points ago

*KiloDawkins Per Hour or KDPH. Clearly you didn't even graduate Atheist Engineering 101.

[–]Chris1218218 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of Sagans.

Darwin bless you.

[–]_pagan_poetry_ 79 points80 points ago

I'm not downvoting you because you said nigger. I'm downvoting you because you said:

I'll likely get downvoted because people love to censor words.

as if you think you're some kind of fucking martyr.

[–]YogurtShaker 16 points17 points ago

Any form of "bring on the Downvotes" in a comment usually leads to upvotes. I think of every person who upvotes those comments thinking something like "DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE (upvote)"

[–]Bacon_Hero 1 point2 points ago

I know I'll get downvoted for this but DAE Gaben?

[–]Sedentes 0 points1 point ago

Seconded.

[–]Mother_of_Three 416 points417 points ago

Oh, thank you white man for explaining that nigger won't hurt me.

[–]CaptainSmartass 320 points321 points ago

Oh, thank you white man for explaining that nigger won't hurt me.

Who the hell are you calling "that nigger"?

[–]ASS_TO_ASS_YEAH 40 points41 points ago

You're really a high ranking smartass aren't you?

[–]CaptainSmartass 27 points28 points ago

I'm on the list for promotion to Admiral next year.

[–]I_am_the_Jukebox 15 points16 points ago

Captain to Admiral? Damn, you're just jumping through the ranks.

[–]braised_diaper_shit 23 points24 points ago

Fuckin' affirmative action.

[–]ShinshinRenma 30 points31 points ago

Hey man, unfortunately for all of us, your free speech seems to be pretty OK. But it's my turn to free speech now and kindly go fuck yourself, you racist apologist.

[–]DarthOtter 5 points6 points ago

I am quite curious about the context, in this case.

Surely OP will deliver.

[–]blackhawk465 14 points15 points ago

Or maybe you'll get downvoted because you felt the need to say you'll probably get downvoted.

[–]RacismAlarm 27 points28 points ago

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!

[–]LastUsernameEver 21 points22 points ago

I'll likely get downvoted

You must be new here.

[–]MrFakeName 28 points29 points ago

Thank you for not making me say it in my head.

[–]Darth2132 23 points24 points ago

Louis CK?

[–]superatheist95 0 points1 point ago

Arnold schwarzenegger.

[–]terf2004 54 points55 points ago

No, I downvoted you because you have no idea what you are talking about while telling other people what to think.

[–]dagoff 6 points7 points ago

Nice try OP's teacher...

[–]I_h8_spiders 5 points6 points ago

Nah, I'm just downvoting you cause you said you were going to be Downvoted.

[–]SocialistKilljoy 4 points5 points ago

HEY BLACK PEOPLE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW YOU SHOULD FEEL.

[–]YogurtShaker 2 points3 points ago

Relevant username...

[–]godlesspinko 0 points1 point ago

A simple word won't hurt you

Tell that to Michael Richard's career.

[–]i_hate_memes123 4 points5 points ago

It doesn't matter, it has negative connotations. We are all one human race and nobody needs to call someone with a different skin tone a derogatory term. Here's an idea: Don't defend it and don't use it. It's NOT okay to say and it is NOT okay to defend its use. It may only be a word to you, but it could mean other things to the person that you say it to.

[–]Fudanchi 8 points9 points ago

The offensiveness of slurs is proportional to how well off the group is. I've never been offended by "cracker" because we're doing alright for ourselves. Same reason "kraut" isn't offensive. "Nigger" is more hurtful because of what they've been though and still going through but is becoming less hurtful as blacks become better off. I'm trying to say that the level of offense that a slur represents is a good indication of how oppressed a minority actually is and saying that this word won't hurt you is over simplifying the issue. We're not on a playground.

[–]MrHerpDerp 0 points1 point ago

What about slurs targeting Jews? the common perception is that Jews, at least in America, are pretty well off, even to the point of being so well off they're hated so much that people hurl slurs at them.

[–]Fudanchi 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, Jews are fair game.

/sarcasm

[–]DizzyQ 7 points8 points ago

its not a simple word and regardless of context its a racial slur and it hurts

[–]adamsworstnightmare 3 points4 points ago

Is it awkward when something like that happens? Is it like an "aw shit now everyones gonna watch me to see how I react" Kinda thing?

[–]mattroch -1 points0 points ago

Why is your teacher tossing aroung racial slurs in the middle of class?

[–]afakething 2 points3 points ago

Holocaust.

Warm and wet.

Candy-apple red.

Socialist.

Words are words, but they aren't just words.

Behind the word 'nigger' are centuries of rape, murder, kidnapping, and torture. Discrimination. Hate. Injustice with no recourse and no explanation. It stands for 'you deserve it'. It stands for 'you're not worth anything'. It sits in between black people and anyone who chooses to assimilate deeply into the dominant culture of the US (regardless of their non-black race) like a threat. I'm sorry you don't like it. I know you didn't make it that way. But that's the way it is. And telling people that they should just feel a different way is a non-starter.

And when the word is used outside of that context, I think it's understandable and probably even appropriate for the listener to recoil for a minute while all those ideas rocket through their heads. Then, as is also appropriate, they should be able to recognize that the context is different and compose themselves to have a discussion. You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct, but I respectfully add, come the fuck on.

Source: The existential dread I feel during a traffic stop.

edit: This is directed to my fellow redditors, not OP.

[–]theycallmebrodie 2 points3 points ago

We had one black girl in my AP English class in high school, and all us awkward white folk didn't know what to do when we had to read Adventures of Huckleberry Finn out loud, no matter how many times she explained to us that it was okay to say it, because we weren't being malicious.

[–]America_Owns 2 points3 points ago

No matter what the context is, this gif always makes me laugh.

[–]llcbdavis 3 points4 points ago

on behalf of white idiots everywhere please accept my apologies. your bird pic was so funny

[–]ductaperecorder 5 points6 points ago

I remember in my class junior or sophomore year there was only 3 black kids in my class and my teacher dropped the "N-Bomb". After class one of them gave me a hug and the other 2 high fives because I was literally the only person in the entire class who didn't look over as soon as he said it. Best class ever.

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 1 point2 points ago

Words are not offensive; ideas are.

[–]Derpi5 11 points12 points ago

words are not offensive to you apparently. i don't think you can speak for everyone. offense is purely subjective.

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 14 points15 points ago

Words can be offensive; ideas can be too.

FTFY

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 0 points1 point ago

No. Words are nothing but a tool to convey ideas. The word alone means nothing. We ascribe meaning to it, and the idea can be offensive.

Try to name one word that is offensive without the idea attached to it.

[–]techlos 9 points10 points ago

Guns are nothing but a tool to convey bullets. The gun alone does nothing. Try to name one gun that is deadly without ammunition.

There's no word that doesn't have an idea attached to it.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]stringer_bell1 -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if it is okay for rappers or comedians to say nigger but you can definitely blame them for the word entering the mainstream.

I know for a fact that after Dave Chappelle pretty much everyone at my college was saying "Fuck your couch NIGGA" like constantly. The whitest kids of earth would go around saying "Yo whats up niggggaaaa" and it was perfectly alright.

[–]prodah_kiir 0 points1 point ago

Cheers to you for finding it funny, I can only imagine how amazing witnessing the contorted discomforted reactions are.

[–]strallweat 1 point2 points ago

Through all my years of school, through every grade, and class, I have never heard a teacher use "the n-word."

[–]benrama 3 points4 points ago

You never read Huck Finn?

[–]stellarae 0 points1 point ago

What reason did your teacher have to drop the N-bomb?

[–]TailSpinBowler 0 points1 point ago

huckleberry finn nigger ?

[–]dma1965 0 points1 point ago

I will know we are finally past the pallor of racism once we no longer give that word any power. Someday.

[–]umbralspace 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to leave this right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgjwjaBJ5Do

[–]drmc_coy 0 points1 point ago

Did he call you a Nazi?

[–]intensenerd 0 points1 point ago

So if you're not looking directly at the gif. . . it kinda looks like the bird is wearing a top hat. . .

[–]edknator 0 points1 point ago

German going to an American school here. History class was the same thing for me. Every time someone said nazi or hitler, the entire class would just stare at me. wtf. Then later some dickbags come up to me and are all like "Oh , you're German? You're grandfather must have been hitler, etc..." This shit has been going on pretty much the entire time I've been in highschool. It's beyond the point where I give a single fuck though, so meh. Some people are just immature. I feel ya man.

[–]The_Dirty_Dutchman 1 point2 points ago

This is usually my reaction… http://i.imgur.com/M1uCw.gif

[–]akademiker 0 points1 point ago

Naggers?

[–]Fumobix 1 point2 points ago

Dunno why but usa seems to be one of the country that most cares about racism and one of the most racists at same time

[–]tehlaser 0 points1 point ago

I had an English teacher in 8th grade who was so tangled up over the use of "nigger" in Huck Finn she spoonerized the title into "Fuck Hinn" talking about it. Oops.

[–]lookattheduck 0 points1 point ago

I remember a lot of lag when someone dropped an N-bomb in Perfect Dark, if that's kind of the same thing.

[–]Kunkletown -1 points0 points ago

New Deal? That's one word, right?

[–]ParrotDrumStickBitch 0 points1 point ago

Liam, is this you?

[–]Randyh524 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of that episode of boondocks where Riley's teacher drops the N-word and then explains the difference.

[–]balsamicpork 0 points1 point ago

He's got friends that are black, and they're cool with it.

[–]just_lurking1 0 points1 point ago

HAWKward

[–]InfernoOmni 0 points1 point ago

"The word... is niggerfaggot. "

[–]BobHope4477 0 points1 point ago

I love watching my professors avoid looking at the one black kid in class when discussing racial issues

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing your teacher must be white, otherwise it'd be OK.

[–]Ah-Schoo 0 points1 point ago

Narwhal. There, I said it.

[–]Renbail 0 points1 point ago

Well obviously everyone will react if someone were to drop a napalm bomb; and in the classroom of all places.

[–]quackersRIP 0 points1 point ago

Don't you mean English class? I spent half a year reading Huck Finn and discussing why racism is wrong. It was so fucking annoying. Nigger. Sorry.

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 1 point2 points ago

Nigger.

Well shit, the world didn't implode. I think we'll be alright.

[–]CupICup 0 points1 point ago

And they act like they don't say that shit all the time.

[–]somebodyjones2 0 points1 point ago

when the fuck would a teacher find it appropriate to drop the N-bomb? wtf?

[–]Firebyrd 0 points1 point ago

I would probably also wonder why my history is dices sing n bombs instead of a bombs... But that's just me

[–]fuckinsurance 0 points1 point ago

My wife is Obama Black, Half white Half black. When we go out we like to fuck with people. I will lovingly call her my little mix breed in front of people. I'm white.

[–]QuestionC 1 point2 points ago

Dude don't leave us hanging, why'd he do it?

[–]bitchpotatobunny 0 points1 point ago

Umm, why is your teacher using the word "nigger' in class? As an out burst? Or explaining the derogatory meaning and the times in history where racism was more widely spread?

[–]allmen 0 points1 point ago

Negro?

[–]KIDmimi 0 points1 point ago

This was my English class year

[–]ervine3 0 points1 point ago

[–]TAC0001 2 points3 points ago

I was the only Indian in my world history class, and we watched Gandhi.

In the scene where the British troops are shooting all the Indians at a a non-violent protest, I kept catching other students and even the teacher giving me these "I'm so sorry for the actions of my people" looks.

[–]ashums28 0 points1 point ago

everybody hates chris.

[–]Toshiro_Mifune 0 points1 point ago

We meet again black redditor.

[–]squiresuzuki 0 points1 point ago

[–]nylolexchange 0 points1 point ago

Why is you being black relevant to the story?

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

That happened once in my elementary school in Miami. I was the only colored kid in that class and we were going over some Martin Luther King stuff. Teacher said Nigger kid next to me drops his pencil and says"Chimichanga did you hear that?!"

Yes boi I heard it.

[–]Karl_Marx_[!] 1 point2 points ago

N-bomb was the most annoying weapon in Perfect Dark. If you had any bots with N-bombs, you would be permanently blurred/dazed. It was a joke.

Also, I had a friend that thought it was hilarious to spam these things. I would always get so pissed.

[–]rastafaija 1 point2 points ago

Just as the bird turned around in the gif http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdL-wNwXPCg started to play... I have probably never laughed that much

[–]Minyar 0 points1 point ago

HAPPENS TO ME EVERY TIME!!!

[–]NOYOUWHY 0 points1 point ago

LOLed so good

[–]supercali45 0 points1 point ago

can you lend a nigga a pencil?

[–]BenAdaephonDelat 0 points1 point ago

The n-word appears in this page 42 times. (I didn't use it because it's much cooler being 42 than 43). That is all.

[–]Domthecreator14 0 points1 point ago

It sounds weird like nigga with a hard R

[–]skhell 0 points1 point ago

I watched that like 20 times...

[–]Mac_Anu 1 point2 points ago

My mother insists the preferred term is African American.

And I'm like "No. Just say black. You are trying too hard. Are all black people African? Do we call anyone else x-american in normal conversation? No? Then it's black. There is nothing wrong with being descriptive."

And then she's like "Something something you've never had people get mad at you for that? Nobody has ever said 'I'm not black I'm brown'?"

"No! No, they have not, and if they did then shame on them for getting bitchy about trivialities. We aren't white either. We're kind of olivey brown. Do we expect people to say that? To refer to us as 'olivey brown people'?"

I got a nasty look and the silent treatment over that.

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

ITT: White people saying the n-word because they think can get away with it. Guess what people its still pretty offensive.

[–]TokenBlackKid 0 points1 point ago

Story of my fucking life.

[–]ChappieChicken 0 points1 point ago

Over sensitive white people (-,-)

[–]TaylorWK 0 points1 point ago

I remember in middle school my social studies teacher asked all the black kids if it was okay to say the "N" word.

[–]RadiantDark 0 points1 point ago

The "nuclear" bomb?

[–]SpringHeeledJack7 0 points1 point ago

White Guilt. Or the "Oh my I should be MORE offended that the person of color in this room, to prove I abhor racism!"

[–]Something_clever_ 0 points1 point ago

Nagasaki?