The joys of picking your own character name[FIXED]

marishtar · 1 day

They must've all laughed themselves to death.

original-finder · 1 day

Original Submission (100%): The joys of picking your own character name [D]

Posted: 19h before this post by likwitsnake (fixed by FappleGuy)

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i_feel_like_shit · 1 day

What game is this?

objober · 2012-09-12T10:57:13+00:00

About 6 years ago, I was on a 4 hour road trip with my dad, playing Chrono Trigger on my laptop with an emulator. I reached the point in the game where you get the Time Machine. For those of you who don't know, you get to name/rename all the characters in the game one you get them in your party, including the Time Machine whose name is "Epoch" by default.

So I turned to my dad and said, "Dad, I need a good name for a Time Machine, maximum 5 letters." Then, without even taking a second to breathe, my dad responds, "Rolex".

darleysam · 2012-09-12T11:23:03+00:00

Gonna start a game and call my virus Gay Marriage. SATIRE.

tomutwit · 2012-09-12T11:11:33+00:00

My friend called the disease McDonalds.

Carl_Sagan_Jr · 1 day

FUCK MADAGASCAR

el_bhm · 2012-09-12T01:21:24-07:00

That's not what dicks are for.

choclatewafflecakes · 1 day

I like to call it "stupidity" so I can see "Stupidity becoming scary"

feared_rear_admiral · 2012-09-12T09:30:28+00:00

there is no cure for your dick

ersatz_cats · 2012-09-12T10:02:49+00:00

I can't believe how many sad, jaded people there are in this thread.

The other day, my friend told me a hilarious knock-knock joke. One thing I didn't do is, I didn't throw a fit and tell him "God, I've heard so many of those, they're so stupid."

apollo84 · 1 day

first one was funny, after 400 of these they aren't funny anymore

kajarago · 2012-09-12T06:23:27-07:00

Disease Graph

ಠ_ಠ

Lifeform98 · 1 day

OMG ANOTHER ONE?? This is sooooooooo fucking funny!!! One time, I named my character that I was going to see for 40 GODDAMN HOURS "Commander Big Floppy Donkey Fuck 9000"

I laughed for 100 hours straight!!!

chakalit55 · 2012-09-12T01:01:21-07:00

Fuck Iceland. I hate Iceland so much on pandemic

blolfighter · 1 day

Wait what? All life on earth? All life on earth has been eliminated by a disease? There is no kind of sense that this makes.

Outrunmypun · 2012-09-12T01:05:46-07:00

How the fuck did you infect Madagascar?

Rinkeli · 2012-09-12T10:42:58+00:00

OP is a twat.[FIXED][FIXED][FIXED][FIXED][FIXED]

tCuReddit · 2012-09-12T03:05:50-07:00

Could someone tell me what game this is? I see it alot around reddit

Keekerino · 2012-09-12T03:27:48-07:00

we did that once with "your mum".

peeweejd · 2012-09-12T03:58:59-07:00

every one of my Link character names in every Zelda game I have played is named "Fart"

building_codes · 2012-09-12T04:09:11-07:00

I like when I get the update that says: "Penis is getting scary."

diziet · 2012-09-12T11:18:10+00:00

My GF a while back played on this pool league, and they named their team "With Ourselves" so that when other team asked their captain who they were playing... "We're playing with ourselves tonight!"

lemonbrook · 2012-09-12T04:23:57-07:00

Does anybody know a decent version of this game on android?

swiley1983 · 2012-09-12T11:27:18+00:00

Alas, poor Your dick! I knew him, OP; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.

All apologies to Bill S.

Xodium · 2012-09-12T11:31:08+00:00

How can no one mention Game Grumps (egoraptor and JonTron, for the uninitiated), Emerald, and the character name they chose there? They named their character "Fuck, I".

Let that sink in for a minute.

SoldMySoulToReddit · 2012-09-12T11:35:35+00:00

My bacteria was called rape, the quotes were the best, "rape has been spotted", "rape has killed more than the black death", priceless

rolfv · 2012-09-12T04:38:56-07:00

How it went down

fohacidal · 2012-09-12T04:39:02-07:00

Considering dicks are supposed to spawn life you must have tried really hard for this to happen

scatmanjeans · 2012-09-12T04:41:30-07:00

More like 'The joys of being 14'

Anhedonique · 2012-09-12T05:00:23-07:00

Haven't we seen enough of this?

Goofykid3435 · 2012-09-12T05:01:16-07:00

On my Plague Inc game I have my disease named "YoMama" so that I can successfully get the little pop-up that says "YoMama is more infectious than HIV" or "YoMama has infected the entire world"

ShamefullyShameless · 2012-09-12T05:02:08-07:00

This is relevant to my interests: http://i.imgur.com/I3d62.jpg

awe8bit · 2012-09-12T05:10:07-07:00

I want to upvote you, but I don't know should I because I think your post is already so leet.

e3orbelow · 2012-09-12T05:10:16-07:00

The only way i've ever killed everyone was my disease started in Madagascar. I can never get it there if it doesn't start there.

C_K_B · 2012-09-12T05:10:46-07:00

FOREVER ALONE

RaffySpaffy · 2012-09-12T05:10:47-07:00

Name of game again? Something with p or?...

Tibsl · 2012-09-12T05:13:01-07:00

You must of had so much Aids to give.

Minioreo · 2012-09-12T05:13:53-07:00

Fuck this game is hard. Im only on the 3rd type of. Virus was easier than bacteria.

JoeMikeGent · 2012-09-12T05:17:11-07:00

I think 13 year old me would have chuckled a bit. HE SAID A PENIS WERDDDDD!!

rooktakesqueen · 2012-09-12T05:28:55-07:00

My dick couldn't penetrate Madagascar, though. :(

powd3rusmc · 2012-09-12T05:29:36-07:00

i accomplished that with the religion fungus.

Deviator77 · 2012-09-12T05:31:05-07:00

My friends and I used to form enormous LAN parties to play Halo. We had to form our own profiles on whatever XBox we played on. According to the kill tags, I was killed by Explosive Diarrhea, Venereal Disease, Your Mom, and Anal Rape, among others.

Toxcity · 2012-09-12T05:42:49-07:00

It's all about naming your rival in pokemon....

"Ah, that's his name! MingeMuncher"

"MingeMuncher uses a potion"

mitchbrain · 2012-09-12T05:44:56-07:00

I can remember doing this in high school and this one time a teacher saw it.....she was not one of those cool teachers....it didn't end well.

awynnter · 2012-09-12T05:52:13-07:00

not many people can brag about an OP penis

oshkoshjosh · 2012-09-12T06:10:15-07:00

I feel like Mickey Avalon has a few things to say about this "dick" thing.

Bravetoasterr · 2012-09-12T06:18:39-07:00

Bragging about VDs, are we?

caitto · 2012-09-12T06:19:34-07:00

Im sure this has been asked before. But what game is this? I tried looking through other threads but could not find anyone who said a name

Jakeobaaa · 2012-09-12T06:49:25-07:00

Seriously, how do you beat that game. I can't do it.

Kodix · 2012-09-12T07:13:41-07:00

That's the precise opposite of what your dick is supposed to do. Good job there.

ginjah_ninjah · 2012-09-12T07:48:09-07:00

using your dick to start a pandemic...

SumthingStupid · 2012-09-12T07:51:35-07:00

You should get that shit checked out

MusicMagi · 2012-09-12T15:36:33+00:00

bed time...

loganmct00 · 2012-09-12T18:14:30+00:00

"Fuck, how could you? You've been pushing My Ass to hard again!"

AtheistRage · 2012-09-12T11:39:35-07:00

Faith in humanity, restored.

OhSnapItsPankey · 2012-09-12T12:02:12-07:00

I bet the disease graph is probably the largest and most extensive cause of death.

Tannon34 · 2012-09-12T20:27:31+00:00

I know I sound stupid saying this but what game is that?

SuperSayianHercule · 2012-09-13T00:31:44+00:00

You should have gotten your STD checked out before you killed everyone.

Shortgamer · 2012-09-13T00:39:03+00:00

What's the game called? I've seen it but dont remember the name

Heatwave95 · 2012-09-13T03:05:49+00:00

Thats not a good thing

STEELGUARD · 2012-09-13T04:24:10+00:00

"You ever mash your cock on a spinning globe and fuck someone from that country? Oh, Indonesia? RELIEF IS ON ITS WAY." -Daniel Tosh

mshall89 · 1 day

Clever, yet simple. Well done

GENERAL_A_L33 · 1 day

I think you Effectively countered all the dirty jokes I have. Well done sir. One up vote for you!

HoneyNinja · 2012-09-12T01:58:16-07:00

Come check out /r/plagueinc/

dapanda · 2012-09-12T03:32:29-07:00

How did you get Madagascar??!!!!!11

aim1ess · 2012-09-12T11:01:03+00:00

Can't you just post this in the comments of the original post instead of posting it so we have 2309487239847209835 [FIXED] posts?

vonkey · 2012-09-12T17:01:52+00:00

My disease is always named "black people".

The_Guy_you_love · 2012-09-12T04:11:11-07:00

LEL another penis joke. Soooooo funnnny xDxDxD How old are you? 11?

ZaneBarrow · 1 day

No. This is not going to become a thing.

icecoldteddy · 2012-09-12T01:39:57-07:00

This game is Plague; available at the Apple app store.

Zementid · 2012-09-12T06:02:51-07:00

How did you kill Madagascar?

priceofsoap · 2012-09-12T09:45:44+00:00

Hahahaha, the game is implying that your penis eliminated all life on Earth! We all know that can't be true, because it is ridiculous for anyone's penis to do that, yet it says clearly on the screen that your dick indeed accomplished this amazing feat! You see, the thing that really gets me is that when I imagine a dick, I don't imagine it destroying the world. Man, this is quite the joke you've pulled of OP. I can't wait for others to read this and laugh along with us. A dick wiping out all life on Earth? I am laughing so hard I can barely type.

Let me get this right. You were supposed to put YOUR name there, but instead you decided to put the word "dick"? That's pure comedy gold. Because unbeknownst to the game, it thinks you're putting your REAL name there. You sure did fool that game into thinking that dick is your real name! Look at the game, making a fool out of itself for claiming that dick wiped out all life on Earth. Oh man I'm still laughing, I really hope I helped clear everything up. Otherwise, I'm not so sure if anyone else would appreciate the complexity and effort of this.

OP let's make out right now. I can't stand it. I want you, right here right now. Don't be shy, I'm all sprawled out for you, ready to go whenever you are. I don't bite too much. I want your lips all over my hairless chest. I'm lubing up my asshole, ready for your dick to take command of me. My sweat is slowly pouring down my back, adding to the lube as I finger my asshole. I'm imagining you OP, slowly but confidently sliding that dick of yours into my asshole, pressing apart the lips of my big, ripe, and juicy butt. Gaze upon my freshly shaven crotch, just for you ;) I can hardly contain myself, my dick is twitching from all the excitement. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold it in....

OHHHHHH OP I CAN"T STAND IT ANYMORE, I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU I"M GONNA BLOW MY LOAD TO YOUR POST OHHHHH OHHH YEAHHH OP OH BABY OH DICK OH OH OH OHHHHHHH

Oh boy I sure did make a mess OP ;)

WhipIash · 2012-09-12T10:53:13+00:00

Isn't the point of Pandemic to save the world?

2_dam_hi · 2012-09-12T04:32:20-07:00

Bwaaahaahaahaaa. Oh, btw, let me know when you hit puberty.

Islandre · 2012-09-12T11:23:25+00:00

sigh unsub.

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