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[–]mayimayi 24 points25 points ago

everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom

[–]my_liver_is_a_flask 5 points6 points ago

Fuckin' yes Cornershop!

[–]mayimayi 2 points3 points ago

you got it

[–]Giant_Enemy_Cliche 0 points1 point ago

I came here for this.

[–]I_am_not_angry 17 points18 points ago

He looks so comfortable.... i wonder if they know each other

[–]nexsin 2 points3 points ago

He is black, she is a larger women... I don't think your question was valid. :)

[–]AnalBurns 0 points1 point ago

That's inappropriate. If I were a nigger, I'd be pretty upset at your comment.

[–]firefae83 2 points3 points ago

If they don't, they will when he wakes up. If they weren't going to get to know each other, she would have shoved him away, probably.

[–]patthetree 4 points5 points ago

I think she tried, she looks like a woman who has given up.

[–]redditmansam 4 points5 points ago

Wait till he starts drooling

[–]shtoobins 1 point2 points ago

Probably the orange line going east, I'm sure I've sat across from them at least once in my life.

Source:I live in San Diego and I hate the trolley.

[–]sharkooks[S] 2 points3 points ago

it's actually the blue line near downtown

[–]shtoobins 0 points1 point ago

You got me, right there by Nassco but before Barrio Logan.

[–]theizzydor 0 points1 point ago

My first thought exactly. Oh the things you see on the trolley...

[–]shtoobins 0 points1 point ago

Should we create a subreddit? r/thingsyouseeonthetrolley?

[–]theizzydor 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if you're serious but I kind of like the idea.

[–]tickleberries 1 point2 points ago

Hey, did anyone notice the Boots from "Dora the Explorer"? First one to find him gets a map!

[–]hayzee605 -1 points0 points ago

casually drops picture and runs away

[–]ThePeskyWabbit 0 points1 point ago

Cliche as fuck title

[–]TheNightsKing 1 point2 points ago

The weirdest part is that her eyes are just slightly open. She is watching all of us thought the Internet!

[–]digital_evolution 0 points1 point ago

/r/creepshots is getting lazy?

[–]thefigpucker 1 point2 points ago

That nigga ain't sleeping.... ;-)

[–]kingnutter 1 point2 points ago

He must feel a right tit.

[–]imisscrazylenny 0 points1 point ago

Is that my dad back there?

[–]phuphu 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg I heard you like travel pillows.

[–]The_Dorklord 1 point2 points ago

I've heard of having a monkey on your back, but..

[–]kellyhufftaylor 0 points1 point ago

gawwd it is b e a utiful!!!!!

[–]mybipolarpony 0 points1 point ago

totally not photoshopped

[–]calonto -1 points0 points ago

Yes, the darker races are less choosy.

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

you must not frequent 4chan, fat chicks are like the new black (no pun intended). Must be the obesity epidemic, but more and more guys are going chubby.

[–]calonto 0 points1 point ago

I do not frequent 4chan, no. I see it more as a "beggars can't be choosers" issue myself. Those 'more and more guys' would trade their girlfriend in - in a heartbeat, for someone thinner/hotter.

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

but they are on the internet fapping to the fatties

[–]calonto 0 points1 point ago

hm. that's just poor taste in women.

[–]blueocean43 -2 points-1 points ago

'funny', 'ironic' or 'just joking' racism is still racism. Stop it.

[–]calonto 2 points3 points ago

glad you thought it was 'funny' too!

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[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

must be awkward sounding racist, and not know it.

[–]HewholieksGrape -3 points-2 points ago

I thought up a couple comments for this one: "I wish he'd at least try.." "I hate mondays" "Laziest rapist ever" "Unforseen consequences of finding the black guy." Thoughts?

[–]firefae83 -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote for "Laziest rape."

[–]CorraTerria -2 points-1 points ago

Did anyone else see the dick on the window? No? Just me? Alrighty then.

[–]qrd 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if cute or rapey

[–]Profbrown -2 points-1 points ago

She looks like the Pre-Apocolypse version of the Spitter from L4D.

[–]Diessel -2 points-1 points ago

Mention Facebook in title for extra karma

[–]ngaaih -2 points-1 points ago

Samuel L

[–]Kuonji -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe she's happy she finally got a man to touch her in that way again after all these years.

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

says the world of warcraft fanboy

[–]Se7en1177 -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like Ice Cube wants some of that

[–]kezeran -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like samuel l jackson