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all 181 comments

[–]ctornync 98 points99 points ago

[–]PPOKEZ 45 points46 points ago

This cooks the embryo.

[–]Residue 4 points5 points ago

Bro, I almost purchased that one. (I realized it would be useful at home. Wut)

[–]DazednEnthused 7 points8 points ago

You could look at stuff.... and stuff.

[–]ABusFullaJewz 5 points6 points ago

Not only could you look at stuff, but you could look at stuff closely

[–]pisspantsing 4 points5 points ago

What about things guys? You could look at all kinds of things!

[–]newtothelyte 3 points4 points ago

It also serves as a high powered laser beam to fight off ants.

[–]the_showerhead 2 points3 points ago

Dat shipping price to cost ratio.

[–]ctornync 24 points25 points ago

[–]BigSketchySeaBeast[S] 1 point2 points ago

Nice, thank you.

[–]ZEEEPh 2 points3 points ago

the original was sent to a contest nikon sponsored and if I'm not mistaken, it won the contest. btw, this photo was taken by a portuguese guy called Tomas in Lisbon :D

[–]aelios 26 points27 points ago

Now we just need some green ham.

[–]jesse_h 23 points24 points ago

I think we've seen enough green stuff on reddit for the week.

[–]seepphow 2 points3 points ago

I agree, unequivocally.

[–]DoctorPotatoe 1 point2 points ago

I finally forgot about that one. Thank you...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's blue.

[–]readingis_sexy 11 points12 points ago

Are you sure this wasnt made by the same people who make Gummy Bears?

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 18 points19 points ago

You mean gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi?

[–]Kelvara 10 points11 points ago

I'd sure like to grab that sweet sweet can...

[–]cuddlyogre 0 points1 point ago

As the clock in the background has a fit.

[–]One_More_Comment 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling it is.

[–]bwever 9 points10 points ago

No, that's a pokemon.

[–]Etch_A_Sketcher 65 points66 points ago

[–]bombaal 16 points17 points ago

"Fear & Clucking in Las Vegas"

[–]buckeyechick88 -5 points-4 points ago

You beat me to it. Upvote for you dear sr.

[–]GeekyCivic 5 points6 points ago

[–]Psythik 2 points3 points ago

Duke?

[–]certainlikely 1 point2 points ago

Sweet. Looks like ET (with a blanket on) smoking a cigarette. Saved accordingly.

[–]joeepoee 6 points7 points ago

[–]iamleighanne 2 points3 points ago

It looks like one of these!

Really cool picture :)

[–]BigSketchySeaBeast[S] 4 points5 points ago

Is that a diaphragm?

[–]prasoc 0 points1 point ago

It's one of those jelly alien toys you can buy that can "give birth"

[–]Sacrifice_fly 0 points1 point ago

[–]poop22_ 5 points6 points ago

That baby is going to make a delicious omelet.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

that's not how omelet's are made, unless you want chicken in your omelet.

[–]spiralstaircase 4 points5 points ago

There's a Japanese dish called oyako donburi which is basically a chicken omelette over rice. It means "parent-child rice bowl".

I always wonder if the the chicken in my oyako donburi is actually the mother of the children I am eating.

[–]actuallythatwasme 2 points3 points ago

You had me at BUKWAAAKKKKK

[–]LAWLstudent_ 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's the most horrifying thing I've read all week. Hat off to you sir!

[–]poop22_ 0 points1 point ago

I like my meat to be between the folds.

[–]StewieBanana 1 point2 points ago

I like ham on my omelet too.

[–]AtheistCow 0 points1 point ago

I like egg on my omelet as well.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Looks like glass.

[–]sjhalestorm 1 point2 points ago

Pre-caption: This belongs in r/trees.

Post-caption: This begins the race to produce this and post it in r/trees.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a soda or video game mascot.

[–]vodkagobalsky 1 point2 points ago

I hope this is the main character in a Pixar film soon.

[–]DOWNVOTE_AND_REPORT -1 points0 points ago

Stereomicrscopy aka Automatic Alien Maker

[–]hungry_4_swag 0 points1 point ago

Jeez, his eyes are like two thirds of his head

[–]godlessatheist 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the hatching velociraptor from Jurrassic Park.

"Come on now Push, push"

[–]starrynightgirl 0 points1 point ago

I love how vivid the lines of the iris of the embro's eyes are...

[–]vladley 0 points1 point ago

Dinosaur. Got it.

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

That's actually awesome. I wish they came out like that all glowy and what not but bigger sure they couldn't walk around with those little legs but we could put them in jars or something I don't know I'm kinda drunk

[–]unknownpoltroon 0 points1 point ago

When does it give me my soul back?

[–]ShiahLe-bitch 1 point2 points ago

All hail Pultra!

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point ago

I'd play a game starring this guy.

[–]i_create_new_science 1 point2 points ago

that is how we get people to support abortion rights. no one wants that terrifying alien to live. no one.

[–]proskillz 0 points1 point ago

That's. Fucking. Creepy.

[–]t_rezz 0 points1 point ago

Even as tiny embryos they still look evil.

[–]Gnork 1 point2 points ago

Invader Zim?

[–]2504248121837 0 points1 point ago

This makes me never want to eat another egg.

[–]axisofelvis 0 points1 point ago

Eggs that you buy to eat aren't fertilized!

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

Soon, you'll be in my nuggets little one.

[–]Cryptonix 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a sculpture made with toothpaste. .________.

[–]gaylordsforce 1 point2 points ago

he's gonnna get fat, because his eyes are bigger than his stomach.

[–]hiddeninplainsite 0 points1 point ago

Life begins when laid!

All you scrambled egg eaters make me sick.

[–]axisofelvis 0 points1 point ago

Eggs that you buy to eat aren't fertilized!

[–]sideberns 1 point2 points ago

Submitted 2 days ago

[–]okitobi2 0 points1 point ago

Too bad it's not actually alive.

[–]ponimaju 0 points1 point ago

so they start out blue raspberry flavoured

[–]selfsatisfiedgarbage 0 points1 point ago

Deliciousness begins 5 days after conception.

[–]TotalFork 1 point2 points ago

A baby pigeon!

The picture was taken with a stereo microscope by Tomas Pais de Azevedo, a master’s student in evolutionary and developmental biology at the University of Lisbon in Portugal. He incubated the egg of a common chicken (the Gallus gallus species) for about 9 days, then removed the embryo and stained it alcian green dye to highlight the cartilage. Then he immersed it in methyl salicylate, an oil from wintergreen plants which renders outer tissues transparent and makes it possible to see the potential skeleton.

From New York Times blog.

[–]sittingbox 0 points1 point ago

Don't care, Still going to eat it.

[–]fantasticprinter 0 points1 point ago

"Da Fuck you lookin at" is all I can think of when I see this...

[–]RemyTaveras 0 points1 point ago

I really want some orange chicken right now.

[–]This_isR2Me 1 point2 points ago

i really want to eat some gummies right now.

[–]karls55555 1 point2 points ago

It looks like gummy candy.

[–]T-rowdy 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a bowl, just saying.

[–]jesse_h 0 points1 point ago

My, what big eyes you have.

[–]jridew10 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the little dudes from space jam!

[–]groovychick 0 points1 point ago

Well.....I guess there's the answer to THAT question!

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

Aw, why so blue, little chickadee?

[–]trekbette 0 points1 point ago

It's staring into the depth of my soul.

[–]Ftumsh 0 points1 point ago

"Dafuq u lookin at?!"

[–]keisuke999 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a Pixar character

[–]awesome_Craig 0 points1 point ago

That is so cute!

[–]sloriag 0 points1 point ago

I did a double take because I was certain it was a circlejerk post.

[–]nickrolled 0 points1 point ago

Looks like invader zim and gir had an illicit love child. On that note, I won't be eating eggs for quite some time.

[–]sarahgogo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the monster from jimmy neutron

[–]707RiverRat 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't be surprised if the band TOOL used this as an album cover.

[–]milfshakee -1 points0 points ago

[–]piggyback101 0 points1 point ago

Bawk, bawk.

[–]kneejerk 0 points1 point ago

Looking at the thumbnail I seriously thought that was a pipe. Now I wish it was.

[–]pairancient 0 points1 point ago

Random fact: The Flu vaccine is produces out of chicken embryo's.

The northern hemisphere takes the most virulent stems from the southern during summer (so it is winter and flue season in the southern hemisphere) and visa versa.

The stems get modified so they can multiply extremely efficient en are injected in the embryo.

After 9 days they take the amnion fluid and select the Neuramidase / Hemaglutinin (proteins) and put it in the vaccine.

They assemble and distribute the vaccine so it is ready early October.

[–]nanuku 0 points1 point ago

Does it look like he's just dropped a deep bass beat and he's about to start bouncin' his head right after throwing you this look?

[–]dcxk 0 points1 point ago

ITS SO FLUFFY I AM GOING TO DIE

[–]DonkeyDingleBerry 1 point2 points ago

Yes it is

[–]Demonweed 0 points1 point ago

Two eyes, two arms, two legs . . . I think this means that in Alabama it is a citizen. Chik-fil-A are mass murderers! Operation Rescue -- you know what you must do next.

[–]SimplyAbbey 0 points1 point ago

Makes me believe in Aliens.

[–]tangelophile 0 points1 point ago

embryo phone home

[–]Cepheia 0 points1 point ago

Balut!

[–]cameratoo 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate atheists.

[–]Chazmine 0 points1 point ago

It's actually kinda cute.

[–]green_neuron 1 point2 points ago

Developmental Biologist here. It's a real image of a 'cleared' chick embryo with the cartilage stained with alcian blue.

http://new.lakeforest.edu/images/userImages/eukaryon/Page_7919/2.jpg The reflection is due the film of 'water' surrounding the embryos.

[–]minorgablaa 1 point2 points ago

Gummy bear chicken embryo

[–]RaceMcGroth 1 point2 points ago

[–]kapu808 0 points1 point ago

When I was growing up, my family raised chickens simply because we lived somewhere where we could do it, and it was kinda fun to collect the eggs and have chickens around for food.

In our first generation, our hens were trying to hatch their eggs, but hens are bitches to each other. They would throw other hens' eggs from their nests to break them. So at one point, we found a cracked egg with a half- or two-thirds-formed chick inside.

It looked a lot like a chicken, but the yolk was more or less hanging out of its stomach area.

We set up a cardboard box with a heatlamp, and a damp cloth, and kept it bundled and warm and about 10 days later, the thing struggled against its little cloth nest and was a living, breathing chick!

It was super cool. She was a runt and never laid any eggs that we knew of, but it was a fun experience to save her from her asshole aunts that tried to abort her.

[–]EmuSoFly 0 points1 point ago

No, that's an alien.

[–]IllegalToast -1 points0 points ago

IM BLUE DIA DIBA

[–]DonkeyDingleBerry 0 points1 point ago

So this is totally going to be a character in the next Pixar film.

[–]rolledrick 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if that would be tasty.

[–]noly101 0 points1 point ago

One day you will be fucking delicious.

[–]ScaleneZA 0 points1 point ago

Bok?

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

I sense a new meme beginning.

[–]lil_buddha 0 points1 point ago

Notice the prehensile reptilian tail fundies. Only slightly receding.

[–]L33TB1X 0 points1 point ago

gummy chicken fetus?

[–]Langager90 0 points1 point ago

That looks delicious.

[–]Fhwqhgads 0 points1 point ago

McNuggets, anyone?

[–]talking_taco 0 points1 point ago

Someone explain to me how eggs work????? At what stage are they blue dinosaur avatars and not my breakfast I have an irrational fear of cracking open an egg and a little chicken foetus falls out and I am on a protein diet so there's a lot of egg eating right now i'm so hungry

[–]spezie 1 point2 points ago

Eggs sold in stores are unfertilized. It's rare for a major egg producer to even keep roosters, so unless you're getting your eggs directly from a farm there's little to no chance of getting a fertilized one.

[–]talking_taco 0 points1 point ago

Thanks man, I suppose I could have very easily googled this but eh

[–]ValjeanLucPicard 0 points1 point ago

That is obviously a baby Chocobo. Wait till it grows up and you'll be able to cross streams and rivers with it.

[–]pxmckay 0 points1 point ago

Why don't we do this with a human fetus? We can always just take it out after.

[–]Omny87 0 points1 point ago

"I CAN SEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUU...."

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

Invader Zim!

[–]AtheistCondor666 0 points1 point ago

Truly a magnificent work of science! The power of stereo-microscopy is a a wonderful advancement.

[–]Chompskyy 0 points1 point ago

If this isn't photoshopped I assume it's actually 60x magnification, OP having not accounted for the 10x magnification of the lens at the top of the microscope.

However this looks photoshopped to hell and I can't decide if it's real or fake.

[–]bk74 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a crazy cool pipe design.

[–]principe_di_reddit 0 points1 point ago

Dude.... totally...

[–]toelpel 0 points1 point ago

If that is a chicken embryo, where is the yolk?

[–]scorpionbowl 0 points1 point ago

can we get one of these for a human...? I don't really care about a chicken

[–]thrownaway21 0 points1 point ago

i wish i had a band so i could use that on an album cover

[–]obereasy 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me, I could go for some eggs.

[–]cloud4197 0 points1 point ago

I bet it tastes of Gummy Bears

[–]heodieat 0 points1 point ago

Space Chicken!

[–]wlwest82 0 points1 point ago

That's not a chicken. It's a clump of cells.

[–]UlicQelDrea 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Invader Zim.

[–]boobluver 0 points1 point ago

He looks so delicious

[–]MakesGames 0 points1 point ago

...or the greatest Video Game Mascot ever.

[–]T3hSav 1 point2 points ago

Can We Not Title Posts Like This?

[–]TheDude66 0 points1 point ago

Looks like rango

[–]Britredditor -1 points0 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]JessesGurl 0 points1 point ago

Aww!

[–]redninja24 0 points1 point ago

WOW! Mew looks crazy!

[–]javalin 0 points1 point ago

[–]Poontickle 1 point2 points ago

It looks like a gummy alien chicken. I want to eat it.....

[–]theregoesanother 0 points1 point ago

That thing was like " WTF are you looking at? Can I get some privacy here?"

[–]kouriichi 0 points1 point ago

Wait, ive had this dream before. Except it was crawling out of my ear, screeching like a fresh tire on pavement.

[–]ChuckCharles420 1 point2 points ago

This chicken better not die at this stage of it's life. It'd be morally reprehensible. Clearly, a soul has been posited on this embryo since we can now see its eyes and limbs. At this point it has a right to life.

[–]pampleycat 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this

[–]gcganley 0 points1 point ago

holy fuck science is awesome

[–]wonderalice12 0 points1 point ago

Dinasour.

[–]Stabilis 0 points1 point ago

Aliens.

[–]Cordite -2 points-1 points ago

Calling it right now.

That is CG, and that guy is a liar. It has every glossy hallmark of a CG image. Zero chance it's undoctored or just completely false.

That is not a raw image. End of story.

[–]regen_geneticist 14 points15 points ago

Nope! This is obviously treated with alican blue stain to visualize cartilage. You also chemically treat the embryos with a clearing solution such as benzyl alcohol that makes them transparent like glass. They make absolutely beautiful images! =D

Here is an example of alican blue staining in a scientific paper: http://www.springerimages.com/Images/RSS/5-10.1186_1471-213X-10-32-1

Here is the exact protocol on how to do it!

[–]chibitenshin 4 points5 points ago

http://asia.cnet.com/photographic-marvels-in-a-petri-dish-62048872.htm

"This 6x picture of a chicken embryo was captured by Tomas Pais de Azevedo of Lisbon, Portugal, using stereomicroscopy. It was named an Image of Distinction by the judges, but won first prize in the popular vote opened up to the public.

[–]twas_now -2 points-1 points ago

That doesn't mean it wasn't doctored.

[–]_Wolfos 0 points1 point ago

It won the Nikon photomicrography competition.

[–]BigSketchySeaBeast[S] 3 points4 points ago

I don't know a lot about chicken embryos.. But I'm fairly certain they don't glow like Bruce Leroy in The Last Dragon..

[–]ABusFullaJewz 5 points6 points ago

That is used to detect changes in compression rates, so it would do nothing for CGI.

ELA (Error Level Analyzer) can prove whether or not something is edited in photoshop, not whether or not it's CGI.

[–]teraflop 6 points7 points ago

It doesn't even prove that, and it really grinds my gears that it's become so thoroughly and uncritically accepted. ELA is an ad-hoc process that's been dressed up in scientific language despite having no serious theoretical basis or empirical justification, even by its author.

All it does is separate out the high-frequency components of the image (the ones that are preferentially discarded by JPEG compression) and amplify them to make them stand out more. If the image has already been heavily compressed, and then altered and saved with a higher compression ratio, the modified portions will stand out; but the converse is not true at all. It's easy to find unaltered images that show the same effect; it happens anywhere there's high contrast and the original image was saved using a high-quality compressor. Here's an image I pulled at random off of Wikipedia's featured picture list, showing the same "artifacts".

Sorry for the tangential rant but I can't stand the way these sites misrepresent themselves.

[–]Usernameface 1 point2 points ago

Ooh, thanks for the education, I was led to believe (by another post on reddit, no less, about a leg tattoo that turned out to be fake) that any kind of artefacts meant the picture was fake. Although, there's a good chance I simply misinterpreted information that was going over my head!

Edit: This was the thread, I guess I must have read it too early though, there's now no shortage of people explaining the meaning (or lack of) of those analyses!

[–]LAR0311 0 points1 point ago

So, judging by the picture you linked, space travel is a hoax! I feel cheated!

[–]_Wolfos 2 points3 points ago

No, it doesn't. That looks perfectly normal. Then again, it only works for a Photoshopped JPG, not for a CGI image.

[–]BigSketchySeaBeast[S] 3 points4 points ago

SOMEBODY TELL US WHAT THIS MEANS.

[–]Okamifujutsu 1 point2 points ago

I have slightly more than zero knowledge on how to interpret it, having read the guide, and it suggests that it's an original image that hasn't been compressed yet.

[–]mister_nish 2 points3 points ago

penis

[–]ZEEEPh 0 points1 point ago

nope, it's not fake, like regen_geneticist explains in the protocol above I know the guy that made it and i saw his experimentation prior to taking this picture, you can see really amazing stuff when doing microscopy :) take my word, it's not photoshoped

[–]neutralmind 0 points1 point ago

The gloss is from the light source of the microscope most likely if the photographer didn't use any other light source.

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[–]inertia186 1 point2 points ago

It's just art with a heavy focus on science.

[–]IATEYOURBABIES -3 points-2 points ago

Abort!

[–]aceoftrachs 1 point2 points ago

username is relevant.

[–]tec5027 0 points1 point ago

I bet this guy absorbs Charles Barkley's powers and becomes really good at basketball.

[–]thebeloved -1 points0 points ago

Im hungry.

[–]maxmitrani 0 points1 point ago

A wild mew has been spotted!

[–]jordanbolduc12 0 points1 point ago

Yum, can't wait to eat that at Chick Fil A