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[–]TheKingofPanclark 24 points25 points ago

Art thou feeling it now, Mr Krabs?

[–]friday6700 14 points15 points ago

CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?

CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?

CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?

[–]Zzolomeister -2 points-1 points ago

i said this right around the time you did...its cuz i didnt use correct capitalization and punctuation isnt it?!

[–]TheKingofPanclark 1 point2 points ago

Uh I don't know. Maybe I said it first? It doesn't matter, its all fantasy internet points anyway. Who cares?

[–]Zzolomeister 1 point2 points ago

yeaa that was my shitty way of mocking it haha

[–]Yoshiplaysthesax 25 points26 points ago

Odd story, but yesterday I had come home to my GF waving 50x salvia in my face, so I said fuck it and decided to smoked some. I quickly remembered /r/woahdude, found this picture on the frontpage, and smoked. Seconds later my world is moving like the motion of the picture, hard to describe really. I then remembered that I had to tell my mother something, stood up and walked away from the picture while the world was shaking and moved to the door.

Memory stops

I come to. I see nothing but lines. I am conscious. I remember nothing. There is nothing but lines in front of me and layers passing me. I somehow pull a layer and make it stop. I find myself in the same room facing the opposite direction that I was facing. I ask my GF how long I just stood there. She says I made it to the door and fell over laughing uncontrollably tried to get up many times and just kept falling and laughing for a solid five minutes.

I REMEMBER NOTHING.

[–]oD3 5 points6 points ago

[–]GearPrimer[S] 7 points8 points ago

That's salvia for you - I wonder if my picture influenced your visuals in some sense. I'm glad your girlfriend was there to watch you as well, I'm sure she must have found it pretty entertaining.

EDIT: Referenced post from r/woahdude

[–]kuntscab 5 points6 points ago

I remember sitting around in a circle with my friends when I smoked salvia. I began to perceive time in single frames, and there was an echo. I tried to talk, and my friend said, "What?" and I could hear the echo of it, "What? What? What? What? What? What? " Same thing happened with my vision, and the frames of the past began to cloud my vision of the present. The echo began to resonate, in both sight and sound, like an infinite feedback loop from a microphone too close to an amp. It got pretty intense, but it was none the less cool. I was laughing hysterically, and I felt very heavy: like I really wanted to melt into the floor.

I woke up and my hands were in my pockets. My shorts had flaps over the pockets with snap buttons, but I had just jammed my hands in there and ripped out both buttons.

Other friends' accounts included "the fuckin' visuals man!!", and "Holy fuckin shit man I'm in lego land!". Individual results may vary.

[–]Jesusthecarpenter 1 point2 points ago

How do you feel now??? Salvia always gives me the anxiety for a while afterward.. I really don't like it at all. I've never even seen 50x though.. that's insane. I used to have some 20x.

[–]Yoshiplaysthesax 0 points1 point ago

For a couple of hours after, things didn't feel real and I was worried. Thinking about the trip actually unsettles me a bit.

[–]Prosopagnosiape 0 points1 point ago

My last and most intense trip, i was sitting on my bed with my partner (all previous times had been alone). It was 35x or something? I hit my bowl and waited and then fell through, you know how it is. I fell apart, became a non-entity, a thing that didn't exist but observed, and saw a sideways world where there was an immense black fractal forest of thorny vines interconnected like celtic knots, that diminished in size the further from the floor they were until they blended with the sky. A man on a white horse rode (sideways) out of the (sideways) forest, and said something, i didn't understand the words but the meaning hit me with a wave of euphoria, it was like being told the punchline to the great cosmic joke (something that i've heard a few people say about salvia trips, i wonder what it is in the chemicals that can inspire so specific a feeling?). At some point i remembered that i was going to try to tell my partner what i was seeing, but found i had no mouth to move. I tried hard to pull my body back into being, and it felt like i was rising up through layers and pulling my atoms together from the corners of the universe, the higher i got, the more human like in shape they became, but also the more resistance there was, like trying to push through a skin of cling film or something. I'd get close to the 'top', try to tell my partner that i was on the edge of this thing and try to describe as much as i could (all in perfectly reasonable words from my perspective), then fall apart again and fall back down. I got stuck in a loop of this until the end of the trip.

From my partner's perspective, i took the hit, fell face down into my blankets and laughed hysterically for a few minutes (he didn't know if i was laughing or crying). He asked if i was ok, which might have ended up being what the horse guy said through the salvia filter of reality. Then i would try to push myself up with my arms with some difficulty, say 'i'm on the edge', then fall back, and this repeated for another few minutes.

It was an awesome trip, left me feeling great all day. Way more than i'd ever expected from salvia, i knew they could be intense but i'd always heard it described as intense but confusing/uncomfortable/scary.

[–]lethargicwalrus 6 points7 points ago

I am so tripped out right now.

[–]linhmonade 3 points4 points ago

Debauchery

[–]blacktara 2 points3 points ago

Yay! I finally found something to describe body highs to my straight edge husband. Awesome!

[–]erichg313 2 points3 points ago

I am on delsym that is feel. I have.

[–]SoftShock2294 1 point2 points ago

This would do great over at r/trees. [8]

[–]Zzolomeister 0 points1 point ago

art thou feeling it now mr krabs?

[–]DragENT -1 points0 points ago

Solid correction

[–]jasa9632 0 points1 point ago

What??

[–]SweetTomato 0 points1 point ago

ALL HAIL THE HYPN- wait what the fuck...

[–]GeneralApathy 0 points1 point ago

I feel everything, I know everything, I AM EVERYTHING!

[–]Jfox69 1 point2 points ago

I have been staring at this for hours...

[–]BluntBurg 1 point2 points ago

Can someone make this into a format usable as a spray on counter strike?

[–]GearPrimer[S] 3 points4 points ago

Here ya go, let me know if it works.

[–]GearPrimer[S] 0 points1 point ago

What format does it need to be in?

[–]joeldavis 0 points1 point ago

VTF

[–]Amigos39 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd hard

[–]Azahk101 0 points1 point ago

The things kid's shows taught us...

[–]Jarnes_Bond 0 points1 point ago

looks like an amazing peggle background

[–]alcoholic_crow 0 points1 point ago

My coworker was blasting dubstep when I clicked this link. The combination let me appreciate both more than I would have otherwise.

[–]SweetTooth402 0 points1 point ago

molly

[–]Djteejay 2 points3 points ago

Candyflip*

[–]talbethere 0 points1 point ago

You know you read it and said it in Mr Krabs voice ;)

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

"insert photosensitive epilipsy warning here"

[–]dhtseany 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think of DMT? Now that's one hell of a hallucinogen.

[–]diamondriggz 0 points1 point ago

thank you for this

[–]Jrogers32 1 point2 points ago

Can you feel it Mr Krabs?