How I feel being 27/m and single...

Corrosivity · 2012-09-12T01:00:02+00:00

"Come with me if you want to breed"

JBFRESHSKILLS · 2012-09-12T00:27:43+00:00

Dicknet has become self aware.

Adventurer_Ted · 2012-09-12T00:58:15+00:00

I'm guessing greens are potentials, yellows considered, and reds a no way. If this is the case then I'm happy that you're giving granny there on the left a chance. Octogenarians all the way!

codethevoid · 2012-09-11T23:26:41+00:00

My CPU is a vaginal net processor; an intercourse computer.

fooler2 · 2012-09-12T01:12:16+00:00

Simpsons did it.

rdpulfer · 2012-09-12T01:43:12+00:00

Being 30/m and single in the Midwest goes something like this.

...Acquiring target... ...Acquiring target... ...Acquiring target...

Target acquired: Female, single, with six kids.

high1186 · 2012-09-12T01:35:26+00:00

The Sexual Predator.

moratnz · 2012-09-12T01:21:49+00:00

I realised that I was becoming a grownup when my 'appreciative evaluative sweep' changed from face/hair>boobs>hips/ass to face/hair>boobs>hips/ass>left-hand-ring-finger.

elitedrumr · 2012-09-12T01:47:09+00:00

Target Acquired

vSaUCE · 2012-09-11T18:30:27-07:00

"Sarah Boneher?"

Seref15 · 2012-09-12T01:47:56+00:00

Dear Google Glass developers...

ruttin_mudders · 2012-09-12T01:35:07+00:00

A future app for Google Goggles.

judehoffman · 2012-09-12T01:15:52+00:00

How I feel being male

FTFY

TheGuyAboveMeSucks · 2012-09-12T01:24:09+00:00

I like that Grandma is still a cautionary option

ezd · 2012-09-12T01:10:41+00:00

"Can you even see anything?" "I see everytang."

iia · 2012-09-12T00:49:29+00:00

Even when I was single and 27, I wouldn't go near a green bitch.

MeanMuggin · 2012-09-12T02:14:11+00:00

this is probably why you are single.

CaptainBlackstar · 2012-09-12T01:29:04+00:00

Listen, and understand. That sperminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it gets laid.

Im_Scruffy · 2012-09-11T18:36:34-07:00

the black people are yellow.

analogkid01 · 2012-09-12T01:41:21+00:00

POSSIBLE RESPONSES:

YES/NO

HAVE A NICE DAY

WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?

NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

willthewinner · 2012-09-12T02:05:22+00:00

Ummm why don't the black chicks register on your racist ass software

Jezio · 2012-09-12T01:15:47+00:00

Modern day Eagle Vision.

WarOtter · 2012-09-12T01:36:39+00:00

Chance of spending the night alone wanking to /r/gonewild: 100%

allanimalsareequal · 2012-09-12T03:43:10+00:00

Being 24/f and single, I had begun to suspect I am being viewed as a 2 dimensional target/ walking vagina by guys rather than an actual human. This post and the 'at a boy' responses just confirmed it. Thanks for not making my day on reddit.

Tennessee_ · 2012-09-12T00:28:29+00:00

So, I'm not alone with these powers!

insideman83 · 2012-09-12T01:38:28+00:00

PALM DRYNESS: 100%

TIME SINCE LAST FAP: 4hr 32min

MEMORISING HINDQUARTERS: MEMORISATION COMPLETED

MEMORISING FEET: 40% MEMORISED...

POTENTIAL FACEBOOOK ACCOUNTS TO STALK LATER...

zackbarnaby2 · 2012-09-12T01:32:28+00:00

If you go to a WNBA game to meet hetero chicks... you're gonna have a bad time.

Merad · 2012-09-12T01:48:32+00:00

28 and single here...

notsoinsaneguy · 2012-09-12T02:05:48+00:00

At first glance this is really funny. At second glance, this is pretty gross.

RozhenkosJ · 2012-09-12T02:18:16+00:00

Model T-80085?

nfuston · 2012-09-12T01:35:27+00:00

Does that really say probabill?

justinsidebieber · 2012-09-11T18:46:00-07:00

So I'm guessing you're not into black chicks?

Parki2 · 2012-09-12T01:39:32+00:00

ive been waiting for years for someone to make one of these and you sir have set me free

SheriffBart42 · 2012-09-12T01:42:29+00:00

You forgot the Predator targeting triangle.

Corvus133 · 2012-09-12T01:50:41+00:00

Desperation goggles?

ellolnope · 2012-09-12T02:17:12+00:00

"Mating Probabili... Lol bro you wish"

EDante · 2012-09-12T02:39:17+00:00

Last year it suddenly hit me that I was 25, white, male, with a law degree, living in the United States at the most technologically advanced point in human history. Ever since then, I wake up every morning feeling like this

Queen_LaQueefah · 2012-09-12T01:54:18+00:00

Sorry, but no 27 year old straight male is going to a WNBA game

bdams19 · 2012-09-11T18:41:38-07:00

Whenever I'm on the subway I look around the car and make note of how many of the girls I would do. Usually it's around 75%.

vipersilver · 2012-09-12T02:47:23+00:00

I'm 25 and also have the same issue. Except this is what it looks like for me when I'm walking around my college halls. http://i.imgur.com/CdoMv.png

Memoren · 2012-09-12T01:37:34+00:00

There is a bald guy set at yellow.... to the left of the two black women in yellow. Didn't know OP rolled that way.

Denog · 2012-09-12T01:42:16+00:00

Typically, the subject being copulated is impregnated.

ZeroThroughNine · 2012-09-12T02:36:07+00:00

If I stare at a girl long enough, I can make another guy appear next to her and talk/hug.

theonedatgotaway · 2012-09-11T18:35:21-07:00

Upvote for being 27 and happily single.

SaveDonkin · 2012-09-12T01:34:40+00:00

It's a numbers game dude. Just talk to every girl you have an iota of interest in. You can thank me later. Now GO!

TillyWilly · 2012-09-12T01:51:08+00:00

I'm not single or male, but I always wanted some sort of program that lists all of the males in the world and then I would start narrowing down the categories, just to see how many people I would be compatible with..

Adult 28-50
Not gay
Would think I'm attractive
I don't think is gross
Is at least as intelligent as me
Speaks English or has the capacity
Not a Fundamentalist anything
Etc...

It seems like it could either be a fun game to play, or a wake-up call to how lucky I am that I actually found someone.

poli2ce · 2012-09-12T01:36:01+00:00

Man. Some people on here seem so desperate to settle down. As a 27/m, I highly enjoy not being tied down. Sure, lots of my friends are getting engaged and married, but what's the rush...

Don't settle and rush into something because "oh my god, I was supposed to have kids and be married in 2 years..."

MissSteenie · 2012-09-12T00:59:50+00:00

Hahaha boner level

funny

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