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[–]lethargicwalrus 7 points8 points ago

First world problems. Has enough money to buy food to last the month, doesn't want to do math so to be on the safe side eats ramen instead.

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

Chicken soup for dinner. Rents due in three days. Mac and cheese marathon it is.

[–]BecklesVT 0 points1 point ago

I always bought a case of ramen for the end of the month for that specific reason. At least it was a variety pack!

[–]bambibrute 0 points1 point ago

College Student on a Budget Diet, cup Ramen noodle soups. Shit bricks for four years.

Medical school you say? Good fucking luck.

[–]pinkzebraprint 0 points1 point ago

Fuck... anything but math

[–]brettyrocks 0 points1 point ago

I only get paid once a month, so I always do my shopping once a month. The only math I do is when I add groc bill to monthly budget.

[–]Tiktaky -1 points0 points ago

My biggest issue with a monthly shop is not owning a car, and living 5km from the shops (thus having to ride a bicycle)

... Good thing I'm a 90's kid and I know how to play tetris.

[–]N3SSI3 1 point2 points ago

I would recommend asking Priority Peter for help but he appears to be on vacation.

[–]whiskeymike 0 points1 point ago

That is so right on, and close to home, a tear came to my eye!

[–]Isopu -1 points0 points ago

Maths*

[–]Resin42 1 point2 points ago

Dammit, you beat to it.

[–]f3tch 0 points1 point ago

THE PROFESSOR SAID THAT NOT BENDER JESUS DUDE

[–]allornkcor 5 points6 points ago

He said that while in Benders body. The pictures are from that exact scene.

[–]f3tch 1 point2 points ago

I need to rewatch. I don't remember hearing bender and math ever in the same scentance.

[–]allornkcor 0 points1 point ago

It's in the episode "The Prisoner of Benda", season 6 episode 10.

[–]rath_of_the_kutolah -4 points-3 points ago

who cares?

[–]auxiliary-character -1 points0 points ago

Bender is a robot with an computer based AI controller. Math would be the most basic function for him.

[–]LibraryRulesRule 1 point2 points ago

No! Bender bends. You cannot bend math. Therefore you are WRONG!

[–]tommythek 0 points1 point ago

You cannot bend math.

Not with that attitude.

[–]AttractiveLemon -2 points-1 points ago

Maths. M.a.t.h.s. Please. Indulge me.

[–]Alwayshasfoodmoney -2 points-1 points ago

i dont get it