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[–]Onzez 1 point2 points ago

'Murica!

[–]Wildcard1222 0 points1 point ago

checks comment karma ... yep, I can afford to take a hit.

You felt like a brain-dead hick who can't comprehend the truth behind what really happened that day, instead seeing it just as an opportunity to get angry at a group of people who don't believe in the same imaginary man in the clouds that you do, all because your government said that was the reason it happened?

cracks knuckles ... bring on the downvotes, bitches.

[–]CCM0011 0 points1 point ago

No, today is actually Patriots Day.

[–]Wildcard1222 2 points3 points ago

...really?

looks around at everyone else in thread

Is that true? Oh... well fuck me then. ahem... I mean, FUCK THAT GUY, WILDCARD, AND ALL HIS ANTI-PATRIOTIC BULLSHIT!!! MAY HE BURN IN HELL...

exits room slowly

[–]HRMurray 0 points1 point ago

How I saw this:

"Guys..G...GUYS..GU.....GUYS...I FOUND THE FLAG....GUYS...GUYS I FOUND THE FLAG....IT'S BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE...GUYS...THIS FLAG IS BETTER...GUYS..."