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[–]AChildCalledClit 28 points29 points ago

9/11 would celebrate again

[–]TheEpicCookie 7 points8 points ago

At least your actual birthday isn't on 9/11 like mine...

[–]tj876 5 points6 points ago

As is mine. Happy Birthday!

[–]TylerRBack 0 points1 point ago

Me too! We're family!

[–]TheEpicCookie 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday to both of you! :D

[–]TylerRBack 0 points1 point ago

And to you!

[–]centurion911 2 points3 points ago

Ditto here. Chuck E. Cheese was not had on that birthday.

[–]willo_sea 1 point2 points ago

Happy birthday

[–]yeahokwhynot 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for your service.

[–]SometimesY 0 points1 point ago

Ugh. That sucks. My uncle got married to his now ex-wife on September 11th. It's not a good day on which to have an anniversary.

[–]BPsandman84 15 points16 points ago

You're not alone.

Happy cake day.

[–]U8MEyo 9 points10 points ago

I don't care whether or not this was planned or not, it's the best post I've ever seen on /r/new.

[–]turbofast 1 point2 points ago

It was planned by the Bush administration.

[–]alastor136 4 points5 points ago

And you JUST realized this.

[–]deviousD 0 points1 point ago

It's possible. The other day I realized I started my account on my anniversary; it must have been one boring anniversary. Or I was at work. :)

[–]jai07 7 points8 points ago

Hey, I know that feel.

[–]goodstorydan 5 points6 points ago

So that means your very first day on reddit was on 9/11... You did this to yourself

[–]Navevan 0 points1 point ago

The tenth anniversary too.

[–]littlepinkpwnie 1 point2 points ago

The oklahoma city bombing happened on my birthday, I feel your pain.

[–]Derp-herpington 1 point2 points ago

my friend, i want to hug you. I'm so sorry this is your problem. HEAR ME OUT, I have accidentally insulted some friends of mine who's birthdays are today. I tried cheering them up with a balloon i bought from the school, they looked at it with sad-faces and then to me. they simply got up, and walked away.

[–]Sparktikus 0 points1 point ago

But you did so well peasant!

[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 0 points1 point ago

Like everyone else with a cake day today, you knew exactly what you were doing.

[–]AbigailRoseHayward 0 points1 point ago

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the World Trade Center?

[–]corby315 0 points1 point ago

Imagine if it was your birthday.

[–]popovwithyourtopov 0 points1 point ago

soak

[–]Dr_Wreck 1 point2 points ago

My mom's birthday is today. Which is good because she absolutely blows up if I forget.

[–]GrundelLicker 1 point2 points ago

I for one like to think that you sir opened a Reddit account a year ago with this Gif in mind already as part of your great karma plan. I think this is brilliant and I applaud you. Shows incredible planning & inspiring dedication to karma. Tip of the hat to you, you are the hero Reddit deserves.

[–]ReadymadeKilla 0 points1 point ago

[–]Witto10 -2 points-1 points ago

It is not

Redditor since:2011-09-12 (1 year)

[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 2 points3 points ago

Timezones.

[–]Silent_Velcro -3 points-2 points ago

So at what point did you realize your own birthday?

[–]NegativeNigger -2 points-1 points ago

oh no my internet commenting account was made on a day other things happened. please give me more internet points to make up for it.

[–]that-writer-kid 0 points1 point ago

"Horrific national disaster? Oh, damn, well, gonna go check out this new website..."

[–]very_bad_timing 0 points1 point ago

This shit always happens to me.