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[–]pdR_ 401 points402 points ago

[–]fawker 227 points228 points ago

thanks for the non slow-mo version

[–]Bortjort 146 points147 points ago

slide show

I looked at it for like 20 seconds until it moved the first time and revealed itself as a gif

[–]ClamHam 79 points80 points ago

Jesus fucking tit-shit that gif was 4.7 megs! Holy burning twisted pair cable Bataman!

[–]riggsinator 43 points44 points ago

Hey guys, this video loads too fast and is too clear. Something seems off. Let's make it into one of the internet's largest gifs so that people can watch it in slide-show style as if it were some power point presentation with no commentary!

[–]RazsterOxzine 13 points14 points ago

Hmm yes, my thoughts exactly.

[–]Tratix 18 points19 points ago

i still don't understand how a small gif takes so long for a single low-quality frame to load but youtube videos play thousands of high-quality frames flawlessly

[–]andrew24601 12 points13 points ago

Firstly gif doesn't compress video really well, it works best on images that have solid runs of the same colour and/or pattern. A standard video codec is orders of magnitude better at both still images and moving video.

Also that host is only serving up data at around 10kB/s rather than youtube which serves the data a lot faster.

[–]Eriden 2 points3 points ago

Come to think of it, why haven't we come up with a better non-interactive animated image format? Uptake issues?

[–]Twilight_Sprinkle 2 points3 points ago

Uptake issues?

Exactly.

[–]Decalis 20 points21 points ago

I started to worry HL3 would be released before I saw the end.

[–]Tyrus 142 points143 points ago

Thank you for the Video, it took less time to load than the .Gif

[–]motorsickle 63 points64 points ago

...and less time to watch than the gif to load.

[–]pieguyfry22 18 points19 points ago

And bonus audio to boot.

[–]ThePostFuturist 31 points32 points ago

The dialogue is even more wonderful, but alas, "mat" (мат), being such an elaborate vocabulary of slang to the point of being some sort of pidgin of Russian, is untranslatable. A gist:

Придурачик ебанный в рот, нахуй.

~ Idiot, facefucked, go fuck yourself.

Куда ты нахуй, ебать!

~ Where are you getting facefucked, fuck!

Что, завис.

~ Well, he's suspended.

Пиздец!

~ Cunt!

[–]workpuppy 8 points9 points ago

"Mat" in case anyone is unaware, is a effectively subdialect of Russian dedicated to beautiful, poetic, lyricially lurid profanity.

[–]landragoran 48 points49 points ago

of course it's in russia.

[–]badgarok725 15 points16 points ago

all dashboard cam videos are from Russia

[–]tehaleks 24 points25 points ago

I found your comment in the rest of the comments, opened it, and watched it in the time it took for the gif to load. Thank you, sir.

PS: Gif still not done.

[–]hellakids 10 points11 points ago

"The Ford Focus driver thinks he is smarter than all other."

[–]FuLLMeTaL604 7 points8 points ago

Thanks. So much swearing in Russian.

[–]gsfgf 7 points8 points ago

Wow. He wasn't even going fast. How did that happen.

Also, for anyone waiting on the gif to load: Mirror

[–]SirGimpy 21 points22 points ago

In Soviet Russia, road forks you!

[–]smurftheburn 12 points13 points ago

[–]ross-geller 2 points3 points ago

I can only understand na huy and he says that a lot.

[–]eagerbeaver1414 2 points3 points ago

I only can understand a few words of Russian...all swear words. And they said them all!

[–]Jackdaws7 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly a Russian.

[–]dzadnik 114 points115 points ago

[–]Link2999 45 points46 points ago

Wow 1 second compared to 10 minutes.

[–]vsal 18 points19 points ago

Optimized is a strech

[–]ThisIsntNormal 113 points114 points ago

Imagine the shame of opening the door and getting out in front of all those other cars.. I probably would have just curled up on the back seat and remained hidden until some type of emergency service came along.

[–]rt79w 189 points190 points ago

Actually people like this have no shame and will probably expect people to help them get unstuck.

[–]LessLikeYou 56 points57 points ago

I'd help them. I'd get a few people to flip the car off into the woods.

[–]ThatCrankyGuy 4 points5 points ago

It's Russia.. that douche probably has a pistol on him.

[–]Ballsey 31 points32 points ago

I would help them get unstuck. I'd tell them they were a dumbass, but I'd help them off. There might be some pretty substantial damage to the vehicle, though.

[–]CurlyNippleHairs 70 points71 points ago

You're a traitor to decent drivers everywhere, we don't help people like that unless they're on the verge of dying.

[–]onwardAgain 17 points18 points ago

Maybe he's nice instead of being petty.

That's actually a really effective way of getting people to stop acting like a dick; help them up when they crash and burn. Otherwise they just get to validate the notion that they're entitled to be selfish and greedy because no one would reciprocate kindness anyway.

[–]SirKeyboardCommando 13 points14 points ago

To be honest I probably wouldn't have helped him if he rolled down the cliff.

[–]kgreensleep 8 points9 points ago

I would help too, if only for the satisfaction of calling him or her a dumbass. Likely the dumbass did not realize the karmic implications. If someone stops to help, that helper can explain to the dumbass why he or she should not be a dumbass next time. Alone, the dumbass will simply wallow in self-pity.

[–]krebsicle 3 points4 points ago

Yea, the rail is smooth but the posts to the side the car is leaning could have ripped through his oil pan(s)/radiator/fuel line and he'd be fucked. Maybe not the most expensive fix, but he wouldn't be going anywhere but the shop on a flatbed.

[–]itsnotjustagame 95 points96 points ago

Seriously, why are people trying to go "faster" than others by passing them in a congested traffic? If you pass one car, there is another car right in front of it. And then another, and another, and so on. If you change lanes that much, you are actually contributing to the overall congestion of the traffic. I hope people can see that.

[–]DownWithTheShip 70 points71 points ago

Because after 20 minutes of swerving through traffic they shave a whole 60 seconds off their trip.

Totally worth the risk!

[–]Eriden 10 points11 points ago

60 seconds is pretty generous for a 20 minute trip in congested traffic. If you have even one stop light along the way that advantage can almost entirely evaporate.

[–]GeorgeLiquor 2 points3 points ago

Until they come to a red light or stop sign that allows everyone behind you to catch up.

[–]Sarcastic_Moron 7 points8 points ago

That reminds me of the drivers in the city I see that speed twenty over the limit to get past me, then meet me at the red light five seconds later because the traffic lights are not optimized.

[–]StetsonG 5 points6 points ago

You mean people should actually look beyond the taillights of the car in front of them while driving? I think that would be a novel concept to some.

[–]miningfish 3 points4 points ago

Because it is just a game!

[–]TypingNaked 4 points5 points ago

Three of my friends died because the guy driving did this and ended up crashing into a tree. He was fine, by the way. Killed his sister, his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's sister. He was an idiot and now his life will always be hell. He has to live the fact that he kill three very important people in his life just because he wanted to get somewhere faster. Anyone who wants to drive like an ass should think about that shit before they do it. Drive safe.

[–]listerialiberal 1 point2 points ago

I think you're forgetting how boring being stuck in traffic is. Much more fun to change lanes a lot.

[–]ProximaC 789 points790 points ago

I would have rolled my window down and Nelson laughed as loud as I could.

[–]Not_That_Nelson 356 points357 points ago

HAHA

[–]KungFuJoe 83 points84 points ago

You've been waiting for this for awhile huh?

[–]Mujapro 25 points26 points ago

1 year 9 days, its not the world

[–]conwyt 6 points7 points ago

No, because he isn't that Nelson.

[–]RedRing14 21 points22 points ago

I would have too. The guy is an asshole for trying to price himself further in the traffic.

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 19 points20 points ago

trying to price himself further in the traffic.

Price?

Tree-fiddy?

[–]takka_takka_takka 28 points29 points ago

I am guessing the nerd meant prise, which is a nice word, but doesn't seem to fit this usage either.

But it is a very nice word nonetheless and it makes me happy to see someone attempt to use it even if that attempt failed on several levels. Keep reaching for the stars.

[–]usclone 21 points22 points ago

Thanks, other nerd.

[–]RedRing14 7 points8 points ago

I meant place but was talking to someone about some work and apparently typed price while I was saying it.

[–]cummayonnaise 10 points11 points ago

Nelson-laugh hivemind. So glad this is top comment for some weird reason.

[–]PostalPenguin 16 points17 points ago

I probably would have stopped, gotten out of the car and done an NFL touchdown celebration in front of their car.

[–]FootofOrion 3 points4 points ago

Hell, I'd have stopped and tipped the car over the rail.

[–]Xenodyne 56 points57 points ago

At least I didn't have to waste my time looking through the thread to find my exact comment.

[–]DDancy 1 point2 points ago

This sneaky manoeuvre is used in Italy all the bloody time and is so frustrating, although the concept of queuing for most Mediterraneans seems to be completely lacking anyway.

I would love to see this happen to someone.

The last time I was in Italy the Autostrade was stopped and held back due to an accident up ahead and emergency vehicles were being blocked because of impatient cunts blocking the emergency lane, using it as a filter lane!

I'd happily have punched any of them.

[–]zeug666 2 points3 points ago

How could you not do that?

[–]ansate 252 points253 points ago

My first thought: got what he deserved. My second thought: how did he not see that?

[–]ptgkbgte 340 points341 points ago

[–]DHav123 129 points130 points ago

The fact that the shop is so bad makes this even better.

[–]NekkidSnaku 5 points6 points ago

if he was high he would have just been chill and sat in traffic!

[–]dominicl14 10 points11 points ago

Douchebags' karma lesson.

[–]magic8ball88 7 points8 points ago

He was probably looking for an opening in traffic.

[–]infinitum17 5 points6 points ago

third thought: maybe his wife in labor was in the backseat.

[–]Scrotum_Phillips 9 points10 points ago

So he is going to risk all of their lives by driving like that?

[–]smokebreak 327 points328 points ago

With the traffic on the road, I guess he decided to take the rail.

[–]Vaypo 109 points110 points ago

The fail rail

[–]TrboLag 74 points75 points ago

[–]Brash_Attack 30 points31 points ago

Mono- D'oh!

[–]friday6700 25 points26 points ago

I hear those things are awfully loud.

[–]YThatsSalty 21 points22 points ago

It glides as softly as a cloud.

[–]fswmacguy 14 points15 points ago

Is there any chance the track could bend?

[–]Jonny1992 17 points18 points ago

Not on your life my Hindu friend!

[–]fswmacguy 13 points14 points ago

What about us brain-dead slobs?

[–]ffxpwns 12 points13 points ago

You'll all be given cushy jobs!

[–]rackham_m 12 points13 points ago

Were you sent here by the devil?

[–]calicojones 7 points8 points ago

I'd say this vessel could do at least warp five.

[–]ReactsWithWords 1 point2 points ago

And it can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

Which makes absolutely no sense, but I'm not going to argue with a guy and his Wookie.

[–]roccosjoint 3 points4 points ago

"Is there a chance the track might bend?" "Not on your life my Hindu friend."

[–]wadsworthsucks 1 point2 points ago

the ring came off my pudding can.

[–]Kungfucheez 5 points6 points ago

Should of been on his guard

[–]AdjutantStormy 72 points73 points ago

Karma, bitch.

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 36 points37 points ago

Don't you mean carma?

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[–]PorchMonkeyKike 28 points29 points ago

Hey, its the flipping tables guy from yesterday.

┌(・。・)┘♪└(・。・)┐♪┌(・。・)┘

[–]GreyCastle 26 points27 points ago

(\ .-.)\

Sup?

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 20 points21 points ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ノ(º₋ºノ)

Hate to see you hanging, all good now

[–]GreyCastle 33 points34 points ago

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[–]pieguyfry22 23 points24 points ago

No, you're still fine, you survived the fall.

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I'm taking him with me.

[–]B33mo 97 points98 points ago

he should have waxed that rail before attempting a 50-50.

[–]IronSloth 16 points17 points ago

stupid longboarders.

[–]richiekk1 57 points58 points ago

got what they deserved

[–]HolyGhostClaw 41 points42 points ago

Absolutely. I can't stand it, when in traffic, people use emergency breakdown lanes or in this case, a ditch as their "people to good for traffic lane".

This gif made me smile.

[–]IronSloth 16 points17 points ago

This gif made me WAIT!

[–]Langly- 1 point2 points ago

Indeed, I've nearly accidentally cut people doing such off before because I didn't check first because it wasn't a lane, I am going to take an exit off the freeway in slow traffic and I am in the right lane, it's not really normal to check your blind spot for someone PASSING you first.

Learned a similar issue by my apartment, road goes from 2 lanes with parking, to 3 lanes, one streetcar mixed traffic and two normal. If there are not parked cars people go into the parking spots, cross the intersection into the new lane. First week of living here I almost cut someone off doing that as it wasn't a thing I was used to.

First time I had issue with that was a spot where there is a center turn lane leading up to one intersection, then more center turn lane that then finally turns into a left turn only lane onto the highway. People often zipped up the center turn before the first intersection, and you would have to check for them before going from the left lane to the left turn lane, even though the left turn lane was just starting.

[–]ctornync 52 points53 points ago

Was that black car accelerating to make sure this happened?

[–]RoflStomper 125 points126 points ago

I think he was just making sure the guy couldn't get in. More not rewarding the behavior I think.

[–]tendonut 81 points82 points ago

There is a shitty left turn I have to make on my evening commute that has a turn-lane that grows a quarter mile long. It takes 3-4 light sequences to get through it. These same like 4-5 cars constantly stick in the straight lane and then try to force their way in 2-3 cars from the lead car EVERY FUCKING DAY. I intentionally block the shit out of them any time I can.

EDIT: And if a train comes down those very active tracks, you might as well take a fucking nap because the train recovery sequence is retarded. It'll hold a green light to a totally empty lane for like a minute.

[–]effofexx 21 points22 points ago

I got angry just reading that

[–]oomio10 32 points33 points ago

I try to do the same when dicks try to pull a quick one. unfortunately theres always other overly nice people who let them in anyways.

[–]jdcooktx 2 points3 points ago

is this a sex comment?

[–]ReflexMan 19 points20 points ago

I wonder what people are thinking when they do that. Do they really think that they are the only people smart enough to have figured that out? or are they well aware that they are just being assholes and just don't care?

[–]incrediblep4ss 11 points12 points ago

I'm always conflicted when I'm in this situation.

  1. Do I do the people behind me a disservice by letting him in, so the lane that he is trying to depart doesn't get backed up due to people blocking him out?

  2. Do I protect my lane and the people behind me while doing a disservice to the innocent drivers stuck behind this asshole trying to get into my lane?

I hate to reward this dick-ish behavior but I feel horrible for the drivers behind him that get stuck because he's blocking their lane.

[–]rabidsi 20 points21 points ago

You aren't doing anyone a disservice. The asshole is. Let him get shit from the people behind.

[–]GalaxiesCollide 2 points3 points ago

If i'm coming up to a spot where everyone has to merge, i drive in the middle of the two lanes so assholes don't drive all the way up to the merge zone and fuck everything up.

[–]0311 2 points3 points ago

This happens where I35 connects to I94 just outside of downtown Minneapolis. Every single day I see people doing this exact thing. What's really ridiculous is they just slam on their brakes in the middle of the lane when they think they found a spot to get in to the exit lane. It would almost be worth it to just cream the shit out of their car when they do that.

"Oh, sorry, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING FREEWAY, DICKFACE."

[–]hthu 9 points10 points ago

if so, excellent move

[–]Curtor 18 points19 points ago

He got greedy. The car that is recording even seems to decelerate (or at least delay his acceleration) to let him in, but the passing car wanted to gain another position.

[–]Dragonsdoom 18 points19 points ago

World's slowest loading gif '12

[–]Wolvenheart 35 points36 points ago

I'll be original, OP said. I won't use Imgur, OP said.

Gif takes a full minute to fully download. -,-"

[–]weezl[S] 37 points38 points ago

op tried imgur, imgur didn't like the gif for it's size.

op figured whatever, not that important anyway

stupid op

[–]avfc41 25 points26 points ago

imgur didn't like the gif for it's size

imgur and me both

[–]CityWithoutMen 41 points42 points ago

"Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, one-car monorail!"

[–]weezl[S] 15 points16 points ago

I hear those things are awfully loud

[–]mtux96 16 points17 points ago

"It glides as softly as a cloud. "

[–]i_push_girls 6 points7 points ago

It's more of a Shelbyville idea.

[–]tactical_beaver 1 point2 points ago

Whats it called?

[–]AkGirl27 11 points12 points ago

"Hello, is this Geico? Yeah, I was just wondering if my auto insurance covers douchebaggary?"

[–]jandalofdoom 8 points9 points ago

I sit in almost stationary traffic for an hour every morning on the way to work. So many times cars pull shit like this (driving on the sidewalk to skip ahead a couple of cars) and get away with it.

This brought be a lot of joy.

[–]franstoobnsf 7 points8 points ago

This.... made me weep tears of joy.

After moving to LA, I am convinced I will die in a car or in some car related way.

[–]funkyrailroad 6 points7 points ago

When it looped I thought he gunned it and cleared the rail. I'll show myself out.

[–]luketonberry 7 points8 points ago

I love how quickly he gets his hazard lights up.

[–]bourbonforbabies 2 points3 points ago

It happens so quick I feel like he just shrugged and flipped those guys on.

[–]menasan 17 points18 points ago

[–]ptveite 6 points7 points ago

Yay for reposts from smaller subreddits!

[–]Decyde 5 points6 points ago

There was a guy trying to do this once when I was driving to school at 9am. He thought he could pull over the second he got to a bridge but instead he slammed right into the wall of it. He really had no common sense.

[–]agitatedentity67 4 points5 points ago

According to the gif, this video was recorded at 5 frames per second.

[–]Lithex 9 points10 points ago

Hahaha, take that asshole!

[–]acceptableusername 6 points7 points ago

I would have stopped while still behind him and waved him into my lane.

[–]looking_busy 4 points5 points ago

Why do so many cars seem to have running video cameras to capture these moments?

[–]DavidRandom 4 points5 points ago

As a former truck driver, this pleases me.

[–]Mr_Ected 3 points4 points ago

Christ, I grew a beard between the time I clicked on that and the time it was loaded.

[–]moldy912 3 points4 points ago

Looks like this guy should have been...

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...on his guard

[–]dospinacoladas 8 points9 points ago

I like how he/she hits the brakes while high centered on the median. That'll help!

[–]that-writer-kid 8 points9 points ago

My personal favourite bit is how quickly those emergency lights go on. Yes, Mr. Douchebag, we can tell you're in trouble.

[–]paddIofurniture 6 points7 points ago

this makes me so happy.

[–]wisyf 1 point2 points ago

Instant karma!

[–]klaq 3 points4 points ago

he should have waxed the rail before attempting that 50-50

[–]Fart_Truster 4 points5 points ago

He accidentally his car.

[–]jratreddit 3 points4 points ago

Karma's a bitch, but that's what idiots deserve. Hope the tow truck guy laughed at him as he got his ticket from the cops.

[–]anditazz 3 points4 points ago

Yea! One of those jerks finally got what was coming to them! I hate drivers who think they own the road (& shoulder).

[–]daxattacks 3 points4 points ago

I bet they had that car towed away by the time that gif finished loading.

[–]tantobourne 4 points5 points ago

Given my charming roadside demeanor I would've slowly cruised by with the passenger side window rolled down while loudly saying "D U M B A S S S s s s s".

[–]infectant 2 points3 points ago

This is one of the most satisfying gifs I've ever seen.

[–]4LostSoulsinaBowl 5 points6 points ago

A couple months ago, while driving on I-5 in central California (read: nowhere near anything), there was a terrible traffic jam. One lady thought she was entitled to drive on the shoulder. As I was in the right-hand lane, I could see what she was doing. I decided that as long as I could help it, I would not let her pass me on the right. For half an hour, she crept onto the shoulder repeatedly. And so did I. She would switch lanes, trying to get around me on the left, but that lane wasn't moving any faster, and she would inevitably end up on the shoulder again. Eventually, the trucker behind me saw what was going on and did the same thing if she tried to go around him.

After 10 miles and perhaps 45 minutes, the jam ended. Eventually, she passed me on the left. Fine with me, I had no problem with her being ahead of me, just with her driving on the shoulder. She drove a silver BMW. The vanity plates spelled out her name. Fake tan, bleached blonde, perhaps 35-40 years old.

I have never felt so successful in my life.

[–]Geotis 2 points3 points ago

This is why I could never be a policeman, I would pull over and ticket every single asshole that did shit like this.

I don't handle authority very well.

[–]shuddleston919 1 point2 points ago

Sir/Ma'am, this is precisely why being an officer would be good for humanity. These douches are douches, and the only way to diminish the douchebaggery is to utilize the powers of the law to cite it.

Be not ashamed.

[–]allthatsalsa 5 points6 points ago

Never hit your breaks mid jump.

[–]RahadJackson 2 points3 points ago

I'm wincing and gritting my teeth at the thought of the metal-on-metal scraping sound that must have produced.

[–]notayyynoggg 1 point2 points ago

Was I the only person that legitimately started cracking up at the fact that he didn't help, or look at the guy. He just kind of drove around like, "Bitch-I didn't see nothing."

[–]exatorp 2 points3 points ago

Imagining black jeep driver's pause was to lean forward in his seater and make 'wanker' signs at the silver car.

[–]fawker 2 points3 points ago

I can't figure out if it's because Russians have a lot of dash cams, or if Russians are just especially creative drivers.

[–]Ormusn2o 2 points3 points ago

How can you not see that? He was driving like 10-20 mph.

[–]penguin_pineapple 2 points3 points ago

This is why you should use Imgur for posting pics/gifs.

[–]greenlalablue 2 points3 points ago

I just got a justice boner.

[–]Gromitt42 1 point2 points ago

I hate people who do that. Same thing as using T2 lane incorrectly... Sometimes I'd like to be a cop just to arrest them but I fear my partner would be shot 2 days before retirement and I'd go rogue and have a shoot out with the Russian mob in an attempt to get vengeance for his widow who I secretly love.

[–]ybrik222 2 points3 points ago

REPOST OF A GIF OF A VIDEO.

[–]paragon-bane 1 point2 points ago

Watching horrible things happen to stupid people is a favorite hobby of mine.

[–]TheCultist 1 point2 points ago

Instant karma is best karma.

[–]red321red321 4 points5 points ago

Grinding in real life is not the same as in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater dumbass

[–]penguinplatypus 5 points6 points ago

I guess now would be a perfect time to yell out, "Take a hike!"

[–]Wayneking 2 points3 points ago

Justice. The guy filming this had to smile passing by it.

[–]I_am_not_angry 1 point2 points ago

Karma in real life!

[–]FTDBM 1 point2 points ago

hahaha fucker

[–]Carnifax66 2 points3 points ago

Good, fuck you.

[–]bhmnscmm 3 points4 points ago

I bet $20 this was in Russia.

[–]aukotojas 1 point2 points ago

I'd have stopped and laughed him/her in the face.

[–]sheeeeeez 2 points3 points ago

thank you "top comment repeater." you're service is quite impeccable.

[–]h83r 4 points5 points ago

step 1.) find video posted recently that got decent attention

step 2.) make gif of video

step 3.) repost to Reddit for karma

[–]dxrcorona 1 point2 points ago

did anyboy else feel it in the groin? weird association...

[–]anotherdike 1 point2 points ago

...but, better than expected.

[–]OverusedKleenex 1 point2 points ago

not going to lie ive always wondered what would happen

[–]wwwords 0 points1 point ago

The only legitimate reason for doing this would be needing to get to the hospital ASAP. Even so—Fail.

[–]Ravek -1 points0 points ago

Has that guy watched Initial D a tad too much?

[–]DevilsHandyman 1 point2 points ago

Justice. Self Serve!

[–]BigMcLargeHuge17 1 point2 points ago

There's r/gifs for a reason.

[–]Setesh42 0 points1 point ago

He got to pass several cars. That totally validates his actions.

[–]HappyRotter 0 points1 point ago

Silly driver, he should have known that only works in a Volkswagon bug!

[–]justbarno 0 points1 point ago

There was a post a week or so ago about what GIF you would like to be trapped in. I can't imagine too many that would give me more joy than being able to watch that live, over and over. I hate the way people act in traffic!

[–]somerandomguy02 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, a gif for this? One frame per 5 seconds

[–]CherryKush 1 point2 points ago

I think I would stop traffic for literally one full minute just so I could point and laugh

[–]rdpulfer 1 point2 points ago

If the GIF was longer, I wouldn't be surprised if he kept going over the rail.

[–]DrySharpie 1 point2 points ago

I could have played this on youtube and finished watching it 30 seconds ago. But nooo, you had to use a .gif! And I'm pretty sure it's a repost too.

[–]TacoBellVP 0 points1 point ago

Link to the video, if anyone wants it.

[–]desynch 1 point2 points ago

if you want to see this video every week, just pop over to /r/justiceporn where apparently people don't see it on the front page all the time there.

[–]The_Mahatma_Fonzie 0 points1 point ago

That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

[–]Castigar2000 0 points1 point ago

Aw, he didn't flip into the ravine.

Had an asshole try and do this once, I just got halfway onto the shoulder and forced him to slam his brakes. He followed me off the highway and tried to beat me up. I slammed his arms in my car door over and over which resulted in a win. Such a good day.

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point ago

Oh, Rimshot! Who would throw away a perfectly good dog?

[–]Theodore_Blunderbuss 0 points1 point ago

aaaaand that what happens when you drive like a dick.