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[–]ElfmanLV 552 points553 points ago

There were only two people at the party. ZINGGG

[–]ilikeapples312 85 points86 points ago

needs party pete

[–]PirateMug 63 points64 points ago

[–]mattpsx2 55 points56 points ago

[–]Jarhed121 10 points11 points ago

You know who else can't handle you right now?

MY MOM!!

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/358/609/3b1.gif

[–]darkmafia069 8 points9 points ago

drop the balloons

[–]huskerblack 3 points4 points ago

Dammit I got nothing.

[–]killer4u77 3 points4 points ago

Noted Afros again.

[–]huskerblack 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, it happens.

[–]TheBlueBlaze 47 points48 points ago

[–]theserpentsmiles 29 points30 points ago

[–]PaperRockBazooka 6 points7 points ago

That's how I understood it at first...

[–]M_Bus 22 points23 points ago

[–]adaminc 10 points11 points ago

That guys a cunt.

[–]GoochamusPrime -2 points-1 points ago

Came here looking for this, you are amazing

[–]MikePaddle 1 point2 points ago

didn't come here to say this

[–]econymous 0 points1 point ago

Allan, add partygoers here

[–]Mister_Butters 0 points1 point ago

Nuh-uh...one more person was there....MY MOOOOM!

[–]shastapete 40 points41 points ago

Happened to me once too, I crashed a girls rugby party. Suffice it to say, I did not get laid that night either, but I made friends with some of the biggest, scariest, women you'd ever meet.

[–]Johnny_M80 36 points37 points ago

Did they want snu-snu?

[–]MiracleWhipSucks 14 points15 points ago

Dude he JUST said he did not get laid. Pay attention.

[–]xzawkx 2 points3 points ago

Maybe HE didn't want it

[–]darkscout 22 points23 points ago

Lesbians are the best wingmen in the world.

Also they're not all lesbians. It's about 50/50.

[–]anachronic 17 points18 points ago

And of the ones who aren't actually lesbians, I bet quite a few of them pretend to be lesbians occasionally to avoid getting hit on relentlessly by guys.

Source: I know a woman on a roller derby group, who pretends to be lesbian sometimes to avoid being hit on by all the horny guys that go to roller derby shows (after the shows, they'll have a "meet and greet" at a local bar)... she's told me horror stories of guys who just wouldn't take the hint when she used to say "i have a boyfriend", so she instead says "this is my girlfriend" and points to the butch in the group, who scowls at the guy.

[–]ctopherrun 5 points6 points ago

I did that once, too. Ended up dating a 6'2" Swedish blond for awhile.

[–]anachronic 3 points4 points ago

Wow, I bet after you mounted a rope ladder on that (for safety of course), you must've had some serious fun.

[–]zuluthrone 107 points108 points ago

There's really nothing to be excited about in these cases. Whenever there's an abundance of 1 sex, their group dynamics take over, sometimes over-aggressively because of the disturbance from the outsider. This happens with both sexes.

[–]DNAsly 38 points39 points ago

Indeedly. I've been to a party with 3 guys and 40 girls and let me tell you, it wasn't fun.

[–]jettrscga 44 points45 points ago

How do you pick off the weak ones with the entire herd watching?

[–]spelling_ok 13 points14 points ago

[–]DeathToPennies 13 points14 points ago

With a shotgun.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 9 points10 points ago

Aggressive courtship.

[–]ngocvanlam 2 points3 points ago

Act fabulous girl!

[–]unfortunate_result 5 points6 points ago

Not necessarily. If the minority is able to entertain themselves it becomes a little sub-party for anyone who doesn't really feel like the majority group dynamics. It also makes it easier to suggest leaving.

[–]reply_and_lose 2 points3 points ago

Just gotta be an alpha and let nature do the rest!

[–]SneakyKiwiz 1 point2 points ago

That's why college life at JMU is so... odd. 70:30 Girl to guy ratio.

[–]jmu2k15 2 points3 points ago

I find it to be rather nice..

[–]SneakyKiwiz 1 point2 points ago

Odd doesn't always mean bad...

[–]NitrogenLover 1 point2 points ago

Yes, this! I went to a girl's school ball with her once. She was pretty cute and had cute friends, and I was pretty stoked for the after party.

After party rocks around, and it's pretty quiet: Just me and like nine girls sitting around drinking and chatting, and despite how awesome this all sounds, it was fucking awkward as fuck. I went to a total of seven school balls in years 11 and 12, and I had a great time at all of them and each after party, but not this one. I'm normally very confident and don't find talking to girls difficult, but the vibe there was that I was the outsider and it was just weird. I left early and un-hooked-up.

[–]Dottn 17 points18 points ago

Still, you were quite possibly also the only human beings at said party, given a very liberal definition of party.

[–]anachronic 10 points11 points ago

I pictured him sitting at home with his roommate on the sofa, watching kid's cartoons, thinking "Fuck yeah, we're the ONLY 2 guys at this party, baby"

[–]vandoh 136 points137 points ago

And you STILL didnt get laid!

[–]lakercud11[S] 298 points299 points ago

[–]vandoh 188 points189 points ago

None given, and most definitely none received.

[–]The_Dok 54 points55 points ago

hiyooooooo.mp3

[–]Redze 6 points7 points ago

[–]The_Dok 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for helping a lazy redditor.

[–]TwoLegsJoe 0 points1 point ago

[–]PriestmanX 45 points46 points ago

[–]Eustace__Bagge 4 points5 points ago

[–]Epershand 5 points6 points ago

A++++

[–]jbd1986 25 points26 points ago

GOOOOOD.... let the hate flow through you!

[–]knk9 5 points6 points ago

Hate leads to suffering.

[–]MajesticTowerOfHats 5 points6 points ago

Suffering leads to fapping.

[–]JKR93 27 points28 points ago

Anything leads to fapping.

[–]Mashed_Tater_Tots 2 points3 points ago

Like rule 34

[–]knk9 1 point2 points ago

Like your mom

[–]StepsIGuess 3 points4 points ago

You know who else didn't get laid? My Mooom.

[–]oogje -1 points0 points ago

I don't need nobody!

[–]SirToffo 0 points1 point ago

Watch out ladies and mentlegen this guy is a professional redditor!

[–]rawrc 27 points28 points ago

To be fair, he's a cartoon marmot and his roommate is a blue jay, it would be kind of weird if they did.

[–]alittledisharmony 62 points63 points ago

Rigby's a raccoon, nigga.

[–]rawrc 15 points16 points ago

Sorry, I haven't actually seen the show before, and I just think the word marmot is funny.

[–]LeRenardRouge 7 points8 points ago

'Specially hoary marmots.

[–]baltakatei 3 points4 points ago

[–]amd4700 3 points4 points ago

What if it's the other way around?

[–]rawrc 1 point2 points ago

What if it is? WHAT IF IT IS?

[–]werdna314 0 points1 point ago

hahaha!

you havent seen rule 34.

[–]workpuppy 1 point2 points ago

It's because they were also the only people at the party.

[–]Predator_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]VonMeatstein 37 points38 points ago

Regular show... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[–]meAndb 4 points5 points ago

So much fun, so much fun

[–]VonMeatstein 3 points4 points ago

Stick hockey!

[–]bitcheslovedroids 3 points4 points ago

Mustache stash cash

[–]kryonik 16 points17 points ago

If a bunch of girls invited only two guys to their party, they think you are gay or don't have a chance.

[–]Jayduhb 8 points9 points ago

Or they don't know many guys they want to party with.. Or they are ugly/annoying and nobody but op and his friend wants to party with them.

[–]Iputitbluntly 3 points4 points ago

There could have been more guys invited, and those two were the only ones to show up.

[–]disastrophe 5 points6 points ago

wish this gif was beartato and reginald.

[–]aggrazel 36 points37 points ago

[–]Amaized 22 points23 points ago

[–]fieroturbo 3 points4 points ago

This just made my day :)

[–]thebiggiewall 8 points9 points ago

I'm partial to this one

[–]Cynikal818 4 points5 points ago

really doesn't seem right to me when it's not "drop it like its hot" by Snoop

[–]will_at_work 11 points12 points ago

the only guys at the party, like, the only males at the party? or the only guys at the party, like, the only people at the party?

[–]anachronic 5 points6 points ago

The second one.

This is reddit, after all...

[–]T-Luv 0 points1 point ago

Also, my roommate is my cat.

[–]darin_gleada 5 points6 points ago

Reminded me of this.

[–]bootselectric 1 point2 points ago

it reminded everyone of that, fuckin Steve...

[–]W0RLDWAR2 7 points8 points ago

I dont understand what this gif is from but it never seems to make sense

[–]bryanobrian 18 points19 points ago

They're the main characters from a cartoon network program called 'Regular Show'. For the most part, they're two lazy guys who love video games and get into a bunch of shenanigans relating to their job.

[–]SHERBREENA 17 points18 points ago

Regular Show, Cartoon Network. It's actually a really good show. Crazy stuff.

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling 2 points3 points ago

It's a brilliant show, I got my gf to watch it and she loved it.

[–]SHERBREENA 7 points8 points ago

It's a kids show for older people. It knows what it's doing. And when they cuss I'm like "WHAAAAAAAATTTT?" Oh Mordecai. So funny. And then the close-ups on Margaret's boobs and butt those weird times. Yeah, I love this show.

[–]TwoLegsJoe 0 points1 point ago

Why does a bird even have boobs?

[–]batmanmilktruck 1 point2 points ago

regular show, doing the "park it like its hot" dance from the artist formerly known as snoop dog's song "drop it like its hot".

[–]mynameisNEO 7 points8 points ago

This .gif synced up to the music I was listening to perfectly.

[–]cmlowe 3 points4 points ago

This happened to my friend and I, and it was horrible. It quickly turned into a night filled with makeup and gossip. This is only a good scenario in theory.

[–]IMGONNAFUCKYOURMOUTH 1 point2 points ago

Facials all round?

[–]Epix115 4 points5 points ago

You know who else is the only one at a party? MY MOM!!

[–]l00b0 6 points7 points ago

This gif is steezy as fuck

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling 5 points6 points ago

Old people don't understand what steezy means, you'll get downvoted.

[–]angryemokid 0 points1 point ago

Hell, young people don't know what steezy means. I say it all the time, and people look at me like I'm crazy. Damn kids these days...

(I'm 22)

[–]OnceIHadACookie -4 points-3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
My roommate and I were the only guys at a party. 34coms 535pts 3hrs funny
Rollin 0coms 3pts 5dys GifSound
Stacks On Deck 0coms -3pts 5dys GifSound
Goin' In 1com 6pts 5dys GifSound
I'm sorry, but I had to for more than one reason. 1com -3pts 6dys GifSound
Saw this gif in the thread on the front page. Had to add this song. 0coms 8pts 8dys GifSound
Here's a .gif, couldn't think of a witty title. 0coms -5pts 9dys GifSound
Was listening to this when opening a GIF MrDrProfessor posted and it worked perfectly 0coms 1pt 9dys GifSound
Teach me how to Dougie. 2coms 18pts 15dys GifSound
its like subliminal messages 2coms 9pts 17dys trees
thought it fit 1com 4pts 17dys GifSound
Mines Better 0coms 2pts 17dys GifSound
This was my happy little accident while listening to Pandora today... 11coms 35pts 18dys GifSound
So my girlfriend just got yoga pants 213coms 797pts 18dys funny
Too cool for words 11coms 288pts 18dys gifs

[–]LastRedCoat 17 points18 points ago

It's not the gif that matters, it's how he used it!

[–]shun-16 2 points3 points ago

Why do you care about karma? I've never had anyone defend themselves when asked this question. If karma matters to you so much you'd think you'd learn to post better.

[–]Gromitt42 -1 points0 points ago

Is this your life? Finding reposts and pointing them out?

Please stop.

[–]Dr_Bullschnitt 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted for grammars.

[–]josh4005 -1 points0 points ago

they weren't attractive

[–]IAmAfter 1 point2 points ago

The movement on this gif went perfectly with the song I'm listening to.

[–]iceclown132 0 points1 point ago

I often play COD in parties as well with my friend.

[–]Thunderouswarrior 1 point2 points ago

Favorite .gif ever

[–]DooDooSwift 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap this synced perfectly with the song I was listening to

[–]Paulus81 1 point2 points ago

Stumbled into one of those parallel universes and came back to this one?

[–]mdbuff 2 points3 points ago

What's the opposite of a sausage fest? Clam bake?

[–]WhoWatchesTheWatcher 0 points1 point ago

Taco fest.

[–]FashBug 0 points1 point ago

Mordecai's hand is confusing me. Is that a flipper?

[–]CZombie 0 points1 point ago

[–]undatedseapiece 2 points3 points ago

[–]dirice87 1 point2 points ago

Well, did you go home with him?

[–]Hax0r101 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to this song when i clicked one this.

[–]distopiandoormatt 0 points1 point ago

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[–]iLeikHip 0 points1 point ago

he he yeah

[–]dastweinerhund 0 points1 point ago

I love that fuckin show.

[–]shortredguyevan 0 points1 point ago

Young the giant "My Body" was playing when i opened this. Seemed appropriate.

[–]villakazi 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna make my moooooove!

HUUUUMMMMMUUUSS!

[–]Ricos_Roughnecks 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the ever rare taco fest.

[–]QuantumTycoon 1 point2 points ago

[–]theycallmealex 0 points1 point ago

Baby Showers are not parties

[–]puncturebmx 0 points1 point ago

hmm hmm!

[–]ilikehockey2 1 point2 points ago

how is that a party? that's just you and your roommate being at home

[–]mrdeadsniper 0 points1 point ago

Tupperware Party..

[–]Gorehog 0 points1 point ago

Taco fest? You know, that would be a great promotion for Taco Bell...

[–]OrphanDidgeridoo 1 point2 points ago

regular show is the best of show

[–]Pee_Near_Me_Plz 0 points1 point ago

this is the funniest thing I've seen on here in a while.

[–]AreUnotEntertained 0 points1 point ago

that. never. happens.

[–]zwcbz 0 points1 point ago

Must have been quite the taco-fest

[–]coasterboard 0 points1 point ago

So... you were the strippers at the Bachelorette party?

[–]Lucarioxriolu 0 points1 point ago

I wish i could give you 199654738592668 upvotes:D

[–]DrHawk144 0 points1 point ago

So you were just at your flat?

[–]WorkplaceMasturbator 0 points1 point ago

Not fighting off any guys this time!

[–]KiNgBaGeL 0 points1 point ago

Guess I got my swagga back?

[–]neverendingdrums 0 points1 point ago

You should've found a nice girl and bought two tickets to Fist-Puuuuump

[–]scigs6 0 points1 point ago

Said no guys EVER!

[–]vheissu417 0 points1 point ago

everyone else was a tranny

[–]littlezoe92 0 points1 point ago

I hope ya'll got some! yeAH

[–]dalgeek 0 points1 point ago

The rest of the people used to be guys.

[–]quincy_taylor 0 points1 point ago

[–]OneCupcakeEquals 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I wish I could upvote twice.

[–]FizzBitch 0 points1 point ago

Just two guys and we're having a good time....

[–]s_toth 0 points1 point ago

SWERVE

[–]Cptn_Sisko 0 points1 point ago

As a gay average guy, I rather just shoot myself right then and there.

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

Wanna know who else was at that party? MY MOM!!

[–]reillyr 0 points1 point ago

Lakecud11, party of 2?

[–]CallMeCasper 0 points1 point ago

This gif was awesome because it synced up perfectly to the song i was listening to at the time.

[–]stereotypeless 0 points1 point ago

That's actually such a badass gif

[–]SlowBoatToHades 0 points1 point ago

Da Mystery of Chessboxin' is syncing perfectly with this gif for me and it's amazing.

[–]matthew010899 0 points1 point ago

And still doesn't get laid forevar alone

[–]raxo06 0 points1 point ago

So you danced with each other?

[–]machinegunfunk325 0 points1 point ago

this Gif syncs very will with this song. it was playing when I saw this.

[–]gaussian45 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on the link, and the gif sync'd perfectly with Gangnam Style playing in the other window...spooky.

[–]hot_hand_Luke 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what it is about this gif, but i cannot downvote it.

[–]MsAnon[!] -1 points0 points ago

Aw yiss.

[–]Bogey_Kingston 0 points1 point ago

Snoop A Loop!

[–]SenorBaxter 0 points1 point ago

Undisclosed Desires by Muse goes perfectly with this, faith in GIFs restored

[–]lord_fairfax 0 points1 point ago

King in the castle!

[–]Tsiphon -1 points0 points ago

Why does apparently all of reddit watch children's shows? I mean, I don't really watch TV anymore, but I feel like some of you know the intricacies of these shows WAY too well, unless most of reddit is 12, but that's doubtful.

As in, I have no clue where any of these gifs are from, and couldn't even guess the name of the show.

[–]npotter0 0 points1 point ago

That never happens. Did it feel like what you think it would feel like to ride a unicorn into a party full of girls?

[–]mrfunktastik -1 points0 points ago

[–]ostrichsauce 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: They both are gay

[–]GOLDPLATEDEYES 0 points1 point ago

Just 2 guyz you say?

[–]Dead-Etiquette 0 points1 point ago

What show are they from?

[–]Lakers2416 0 points1 point ago

Regular Show. It's anything but.

[–]popcorn12101 1 point2 points ago

When the pimps in the crib, ma.

[–]Lakers2416 1 point2 points ago

Drop it lik-GET BACK TO WORK!!!!

[–]FUFOFF 0 points1 point ago

OP forgot to mention that there were no women there either

[–]plus0ne 0 points1 point ago

There's something very Canadian about this..

[–]rdp3186 1 point2 points ago

Did you hambone?

[–]Kriicz 0 points1 point ago

[–]GuyWithTheBowtie 0 points1 point ago

TWIST: It's a lesbian get together

[–]Vibrant_ 0 points1 point ago

did you find that on tumblr?

[–]serrit 0 points1 point ago

Which one of you got the most alone?

[–]Repostdecay 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Like it's hot. 0coms 0pts 6hrs GifSound
When i look 0coms -1pt 6hrs GifSound
Ghost ride the whip 0coms 1pt 8hrs GifSound
My roommate and I were the only guys at a party. 219coms 1209pts 12hrs funny
Rollin 0coms 3pts 5dys GifSound
Stacks On Deck 0coms -3pts 6dys GifSound
Goin' In 1com 6pts 6dys GifSound
I'm sorry, but I had to for more than one reason. 1com -3pts 6dys GifSound
Saw this gif in the thread on the front page. Had to add this song. 0coms 8pts 9dys GifSound
Here's a .gif, couldn't think of a witty title. 0coms -5pts 9dys GifSound
Was listening to this when opening a GIF MrDrProfessor posted and it worked perfectly 0coms 1pt 9dys GifSound
Teach me how to Dougie. 2coms 18pts 16dys GifSound
its like subliminal messages 2coms 9pts 17dys trees
thought it fit 1com 4pts 18dys GifSound
Mines Better 0coms 2pts 18dys GifSound
This was my happy little accident while listening to Pandora today... 11coms 35pts 18dys GifSound
So my girlfriend just got yoga pants 213coms 797pts 18dys funny
Too cool for words 11coms 288pts 19dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]TheEldestScroll 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD. If you watch this and listen to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtjLDTkKQ2M&feature=related its just amazing.

[–]smileypol 0 points1 point ago

Park it like it's hawt...

[–]gh0sts0n 1 point2 points ago

Or so you claim

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -3 points-2 points ago

[–]danny17402 4 points5 points ago

There's also an /r/funnypicturesofcats. Does that mean you can't post a funny picture of a cat in /r/funny? Your logic is flawed sir.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -2 points-1 points ago

I was just suggesting some relevant subreddits. I'm not the subreddit police, I don't know what you're going on about.