Jedi master

uberwolf0 · 2012-09-11T20:56:40+00:00

hi guys! its me, francis. Just popping in to say I saw this after a fan tweeted it to me this morning. LOVED IT :)

whoever is making these gifs make me very, very happy. keep up the great work!

doctorku · 2012-09-11T20:42:32+00:00

Found him the perfect job

masanian · 2012-09-11T17:49:28+00:00

HA, I love Francis

Fire-truckz · 2012-09-11T21:07:34+00:00

I think we need him and Gabe Newell to meet up and have a lightsaber fight.

onion_cutting_champ · 2012-09-11T19:13:27+00:00

Out of curiosity here, is this Francis chap some sort of internet vaudevillian persona or are the videos he puts up real?

EDIT:

Yeah it is.

Nailrabbit · 2012-09-11T21:24:56+00:00

Pretty sure I saw him on adventure time.

Tuzzor_ · 2012-09-11T18:05:33+00:00

Respect to the Boogie man.

I_make_things · 2012-09-11T20:51:46+00:00

Francis fucking rules.

Whaynes89 · 2012-09-11T18:25:12+00:00

isnt that the table flip guy?

Flyboy214 · 2012-09-11T21:10:41+00:00

That's no moon...

MelancholySpork12 · 2012-09-11T23:38:46+00:00

There's something charming about extremely fat people who don't seem to give very many fucks about being fat. Props.

jevmorgan · 2012-09-11T20:25:19+00:00

He would have totally cut up his own shoulders with that technique. You can't use your body to stop a lightsaber. It doesn't work that way.

neininchkneils · 2012-09-11T21:38:12+00:00

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpabmZ26c1qemz6qo1_500.gif

BufalaMozzarella · 2012-09-11T21:32:59+00:00

Around the snack bar a perimeter create.

RajanKian · 2012-09-11T21:39:48+00:00

Techno music on my playlist. Jedi Master on the screen.

iambismarck · 2012-09-11T21:53:27+00:00

That awkward moment when you notice uou are making lightsaber sounds in your head when watching this gif.

Keepsitreal_c93 · 2012-09-12T00:39:01+00:00

Reminds me of Snorlok the slug from Adventure time when he starts waving the swords around and beat boxing... man I wish I had that in gif form...Found it!

SpicyCage · 2012-09-11T19:49:10+00:00

No, Star Wars Kid...

I am your father.

buckeyechick88 · 2012-09-11T19:35:15+00:00

Don't know if i'm more mesmerized by the light show or how much his boobs jiggle!

Big__Fudge · 2012-09-11T19:56:28+00:00

This fits perfectly into the song i'm listening to

Djet3k · 2012-09-11T20:26:36+00:00

holy shit this guy will kick your ass whilst sitting down or even with his back towards you!

JFoggers · 2012-09-11T13:42:33-07:00

Was listening to dubstep as I loaded this gif. Perfect.

ucecatcher · 2012-09-11T14:01:38-07:00

Needs a drum kit.

tubbstosterone · 2012-09-11T21:23:16+00:00

I have the same opinion of Francis as I do with Ron Swanson: the excerpts are absolutely amazing, but I just can't sit through the rest of their collective shows to see the good parts for myself.

s8skanna · 2012-09-11T14:29:23-07:00

LOVE BOOGIE!

deathcomesilent · 2012-09-11T21:35:31+00:00

Hurley?

havoc8463 · 2012-09-11T21:52:34+00:00

His movements remind me of an infant that got a hold of a can of coke and is just experience the most amazing high.

Piratiko · 2012-09-11T22:02:58+00:00

Gaben so silly.

bamp · 2012-09-11T15:29:48-07:00

HE NEVER STOPS!

Vanilla_Dreams · 2012-09-11T22:33:21+00:00

I wish there was more

falling2fast · 2012-09-11T15:35:25-07:00

Rave Master

FTFY

jfkdown · 2012-09-11T22:37:42+00:00

Gaben at home.

Banana_w_dope_inside · 2012-09-11T22:53:03+00:00

It's Frog Man! Get some! Gagaggagaggaga

Dylan68 · 2012-09-11T15:56:25-07:00

Gaben?

MisterNixon · 2012-09-11T16:00:44-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cnL80ItPxA

MyNiggaButtercup · 2012-09-11T23:14:09+00:00

This syncs up perfectly to "Bloodbuzz Ohio". Just sayin'.

NotTheDude · 2012-09-11T23:15:12+00:00

Newman!

PSGMud · 2012-09-11T23:31:18+00:00

http://s12.postimage.org/y7q8kk1tn/Untitled.gif

Didn't Read gif version

EdgarAllenBro_ · 2012-09-11T23:57:57+00:00

Watch along with the intro to You Could Be Mine by Guns n' Roses. Found by accident.

downvotedildo · 2012-09-11T16:59:00-07:00

Jedi master and all you can eat buffet master... impressive!

Whateverandya · 2012-09-12T00:02:05+00:00

George Michael!

JediMasterSam · 2012-09-12T00:14:05+00:00

JDtheMiz · 2012-09-12T00:16:47+00:00

Boogie!!

eli613 · 2012-09-12T00:22:40+00:00

put to the tune of s3rls space invader. laugh repeatedly. http://soundcloud.com/s3rl/space-invader-s3rl-feat-sara

Amandrai · 2012-09-12T00:28:11+00:00

Weird-- was listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcjRxUKqn3I when I clicked on this, and almost like the song and this gif were made for each other.

dcsnutz · 2012-09-12T00:29:52+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/KkFav.gif

LeeCee · 2012-09-12T00:53:17+00:00

He keeps hitting himself... He is no master

DrFatz · 2012-09-12T01:44:34+00:00

Seems Red Leader survived and became a Jedi. Good for him.

Dynamiklol · 2012-09-12T01:59:22+00:00

I really think I'm the only on on here that doesn't find him remotely funny =(

FlemDeezIll · 2012-09-12T02:07:50+00:00

I wish I was as cool as this guy.

htdlr · 2012-09-12T02:10:27+00:00

At least he's getting some exercise...

ekbowler · 2012-09-12T03:27:15+00:00

Well that's basically what they did in the prequels.

ScatteredDream · 2012-09-12T03:29:57+00:00

Solo is in big trouble now

BaronByrnes · 2012-09-12T03:30:43+00:00

You got skills, monkey.

Maurillion · 2012-09-12T03:32:33+00:00

OH, BOOGIE <3

LeRedditeer · 2012-09-12T03:44:41+00:00

I LOVE YOU BOOGIE ! YOUR THE BEST!

AliasUndercover · 2012-09-12T03:51:18+00:00

STUPID FLIES!!!!!!

Armund_Tanzarian · 2012-09-12T05:51:09+00:00

At least he is burning some calories...

lunch72 · 2012-09-12T05:58:19+00:00

virgin level 23.

appleburn · 2012-09-12T06:12:41+00:00

fat.piece.of.shit

Velocitysnare · 2012-09-12T06:53:11+00:00

The newest trend in weight loss!!

NegativeNigger · 2012-09-11T23:36:34+00:00

now thats a fatty fat fat neckbeard fat fat

Lorben · 2012-09-11T17:31:59+00:00

Don't discourage him. It's the most exercise he'll get all year.

D_b0 · 2012-09-11T17:49:38+00:00

the virginity is strong in this one

markusgarvey · 2012-09-11T20:45:04+00:00

"i wash myself with a rag on a stick"

Gaeius · 2012-09-11T21:38:17+00:00

Jabba the Sith, the Padawan years.

nbenzi · 2012-09-11T12:20:28-07:00

I'm fairly certain that guy is overweight

terrible_memes · 2012-09-11T22:59:41+00:00

Use the fork!

No seriously, your going to choke....

Mephistophellatio · 2012-09-11T20:29:03+00:00

YOU'RE THE WORST VADER!

My guess is the people down voting have never seen the video and think I'm making fun of Francis, not quoting him. And that makes you idiots.

fritzing · 2012-09-11T20:30:38+00:00

If those were real lightsabers he would have cut himself into pieces

thats_a_risky_click · 2012-09-11T22:10:32+00:00

it's supposed to be funny because he's fat right?

GAD604 · 2012-09-12T02:56:48+00:00

Oh this fat fuck! I distinctly remember the video of this guy getting the early christmas present from his mom. Seconds away from a massive coronary, playing (what I assume) was COD on his computer, when his mom comes into his room. Until fucknuts is aware that he is getting a present (selfish as shit behaviour straight away) he's rude as a fucking skin head to his mother, who is trying to make him happy with a generous gesture.

Fast forward about 30 seconds when Mr. Type 2 Diabetes opens his present, then proceeds to whack his equally dangerously fat brother with his newfound toys while his complacent, enabling mother softly coos "don't do that sweetie" off camera.

TL:DR He lives a sheltered life with a mother who just wants to see her babies be safe and happy without having to deal with the realities of the real world.

Edit: Deleted a very insensitive sentence.

thegoalr · 2012-09-11T14:35:39-07:00

My son just saw this and said "Hey, it's jaba the hut with 2 lightsabers!"

CapnScumbone · 2012-09-11T19:14:38+00:00

next on Nova. "Fat People-Nature's Clowns".

JewBoySandler · 2012-09-11T18:44:55+00:00

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2012-09-11T20:43:08+00:00

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brussels4breakfast · 2012-09-11T23:00:03+00:00

Looks more like a Sumo wrestler.

starthirteen · 2012-09-11T19:20:51+00:00

Never knew Jabba was a Jedi.

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