I'm surprised Reddit hasn't jumped on this yet - Chris Brown's new 'beaten woman' tattoo

imjustanape · 2012-09-11T16:19:27+00:00

It's like he wakes up everyday and thinks "what is the best way to get the world to hate me as a person today!"

Scratch that, probably doesn't think at all.

Devour_Thy_Cosmos · 2012-09-11T19:25:41+00:00

It's a Dio De Los Muertos tattoo...

Not defending, Just look at one side of the lips for the "stitching" and ornate Floral lining on the eyebrows along with the "Sunken" Eyes that are all make-up.

Other than that we should be remarking of his likeness to Sisqo and why anyone gives a damn.

Edit: Werds er gud

chewyflex · 2012-09-11T19:11:18+00:00

I have an idea! Let's make Chris Brown magically disappear by not talking about him anymore!!!!

VoidWalkah · 2012-09-11T18:35:36+00:00

and his pubes beard.

username02 · 2012-09-11T19:07:02+00:00

TIL I can grow facial hair better than Chris Brown.

a_sloth · 2012-09-11T17:23:56+00:00

Chris Brown has finally gone full retard.

inquirewue · 2012-09-11T16:36:45+00:00

Probably because no one gives a fuck what a piece of trash does

i_smile_365 · 2012-09-11T16:19:37+00:00

That tattoo is awful. In addition to that, he looks like Lenny Kravitz+Sisqo.

rocketmonkey44 · 2012-09-11T16:54:29+00:00

I guess he needed an instruction manual with him at all times.

dope93x · 2012-09-11T16:06:07+00:00

This is impossibly stupid. How do you justify that? It's so stupid I can't believe it's real.

itsiceyo · 2012-09-11T17:55:28+00:00

"on a scale of 1-Chris Brown, how mad is he?"

OfficerBarbier · 2012-09-11T19:18:32+00:00

How is this not an Onion article?

contrarianism · 2012-09-11T20:49:40+00:00

It's OK everybody... that's not Rihanna. It just resembles her after the beating. So no big deal.

dodecadevin · 2012-09-11T19:37:47+00:00

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

TheyCallMeKarma · 2012-09-11T21:19:00+00:00

Karma strikes again. He unintentionally inked a very very visible reminder of the physical trauma he caused another human being onto his neck. Regardless of the resemblance to a Dia de los Muertos sugarskull, all anyone will ever see is the photo of Rihanna after he beat her. It is his absolutely deserved scarlet letter.

He may have even done it as a way to get back at Rihanna, perhaps trying to say "Look, you thought turning me in for beating you to a bloody pulp would have ruined my career, but it didn't. Screw you, bitch." Unfortunately, that how a piece of shit's mind works. It doesn't help the case that you can see the word EX at the upper left corner.

The public needs to stop forgiving the unforgivable acts of a celebrity because of their fame.

aaronsoco919 · 2012-09-11T18:59:34+00:00

I hope this starts a trend: Celebs getting prominent tattoos of their biggest fuckups.. So many possibilities!

DeepFriedChildren · 2012-09-11T19:09:52+00:00

Please tell me this is fake, and that nobody on the planet is actually this stupid. Even if it is real, please I just need some reassurance right now.

dirtylutz · 2012-09-11T20:37:25+00:00

fuck you Chris Brown. You assclown.

immarried · 2012-09-11T16:04:22+00:00

People like Chris Brown always get theirs in the end. It may not be today or tomorrow. It may not be in this year, but eventually the fact that he is such a huge fucking douche, asshat, fuck stick, shit shit stain will catch up to him. On that day I shall simple say "bout time" and carry on with my day.

Marcus_Brody · 2012-09-11T15:58:26+00:00

I thought this was fake when i first saw it. How do you explain getting a tattoo of a "random woman" who is severely beaten? How does that make sense? But why get a tattoo of beaten Rhianna anyway? So many questions...

Karl_Der_Held · 2012-09-11T18:32:56+00:00

I'm pretty sure no one jumped on it because no one cared enough to say, "how can I make Chris Brown look bad today?" As if he doesn't do it enough himself.

Kasmein · 2012-09-11T19:10:29+00:00

He somehow manages to look like white trash, Actually impressive.

killerasp · 2012-09-11T20:21:29+00:00

from tmz: http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/11/chris-brown-tattoo-sugar-skull-day-of-the-dead-rihanna/

The_Dorklord · 2012-09-11T21:30:55+00:00

You know you went wrong somewhere when you begin to look like Dennis Rodman...

themalaka · 2012-09-12T00:05:52+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

jadeddesigner · 2012-09-11T19:03:00+00:00

Sorry to burst your pitchfork brigade, but it's just a Dio De Los Muertos tattoo. Albeit, it is a super shitty tattoo, it's not a beaten woman.

sweetsweetcoffee · 2012-09-11T11:24:20-07:00

I want this to be fake... Oh please...

B_Boudreaux · 2012-09-11T12:24:53-07:00

lol at the beard

winsatfails · 2012-09-11T19:26:32+00:00

I hope he gets crabs. Crabs that have herpes. And the herpes has AIDS.

bug_eyed_guy · 2012-09-11T19:33:36+00:00

And that brings the total of people in the world with beaten women tattoos to.... 1

pingspike · 2012-09-11T12:38:38-07:00

Probably because he's frankly not worth the effort :/

Debasers_Comics · 2012-09-11T12:42:06-07:00

When Chris Brown eventually kills himself, this tattoo will be a line in his obituary.

Rixxer · 2012-09-11T19:49:13+00:00

His facial hair looks like pubes. I guess that makes him a dick-face.

merdock379 · 2012-09-11T12:49:50-07:00

dude is trollin' you niggas

Dimestoresaint · 2012-09-11T12:52:53-07:00

I really hope his car flips and e gets impaled on a guard rail, I'm sick hearing about this piss of shit.

TurboToaster · 2012-09-11T12:56:49-07:00

He knows what he's doing. Dont give him attention. Move along.

nconan · 2012-09-11T12:59:22-07:00

It has. You're late to the party.

broken86 · 2012-09-11T20:02:05+00:00

What he's pretty much saying: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZXPRFghr0o

Atsir · 2012-09-11T13:08:11-07:00

If you can't grow a good beard, don't grow a beard at all

sandy_sandals · 2012-09-11T20:12:24+00:00

I actually think his shitty beard is the worst. Get your shit together son.

Shogun_Pops · 2012-09-11T13:15:54-07:00

This chump is a fucking LOSER ! and so is anybody who buys his music..........

SchroeKatz · 2012-09-11T13:16:43-07:00

Why should we care?

Slimeaux05 · 2012-09-11T13:16:52-07:00

His face looks like my chest and his chin looks like my balls.

crkhobbit · 2012-09-11T20:40:52+00:00

I thought I gave a damn for a moment, but then realized I didn't.

Trash is trash.

BestTastingFish · 2012-09-11T13:48:24-07:00

I think no one jumped on it because most of have better things to do than pay attention to that waste of a human being.

jamesofmn · 2012-09-11T21:40:36+00:00

Rihanna is fucking retartar also. What a great role model for all of your young daughters.

realyfckingsarcastic · 2012-09-11T22:06:15+00:00

There is a long history of famous hip hop artists hitting women: Jay Z and Dr. Dre just to name a few... so why the circle jerk around Chris Brown only? Is it only because you neckbeards don't like his crappy music? This is retarded.

daberg · 2012-09-11T22:24:22+00:00

Because we don't give a fuuuuuuuck

Shipmatewarrior · 2012-09-11T22:27:38+00:00

Just think, 32 years ago we could have solved this problem with a coat hanger....#prochoice

SirFadakar · 2012-09-11T22:35:05+00:00

I like how when I try to grow a beard people tell me it looks like shit (rightfully so) but if Chris Brown tries to grow a "beard" it's "I don't like beards much but he can sure rock one!" Fucking Chris Brown.

zwinky588 · 2012-09-11T22:39:06+00:00

I was listening too TMZ while browsing, scroll to this, a second later they brought it up. Weird.

KamikazeMizZ · 2012-09-11T23:07:41+00:00

What in the fuck. I used to have a crush on this dude; from way back in the day when he used to put stuff out like "With You" and he seemed so nice and sweet. Nowadays, I want nothing to do with any of his shit and I'm thoroughly embarrassed to admit that I used to have a crush on him. Fucking hell ...

hypotheticalreality · 2012-09-11T23:41:02+00:00

It's not all over reddit because we just want to STOP talking about this loser.

dat_man1 · 2012-09-11T23:52:24+00:00

Why would you want that on your neck, even if you did like punching women that's just ugly.

Bizlemon · 2012-09-12T00:29:27+00:00

It was under r/wtf. edit: link

tbrook25 · 2012-09-12T00:35:49+00:00

Damn that seems a little fucked up... But honestly he could be trying to express the fact that he's carrying this burden with him. Not trying to sympathize with him... Just trying to figure out WHYYY

paganmonkeyboy · 2012-09-12T00:38:07+00:00

will reddit bail me out if i kick that piece of trash to the curb ?

edit to add - YES - I've been looking into hendrix and lennon's issues too...if there had been the interweb, would they have been called out on their shit ?

kobukproject · 2012-09-12T00:44:45+00:00

Dear God, Please bless Chris Brown with a fatal accident. Amen

HughDowns · 2012-09-12T00:57:06+00:00

with all that money he's making he still cant get a good quality tattoo.

Skwerley · 2012-09-12T01:18:18+00:00

Holy shit. We haven't jumped on it because it is NOT A TATTOO OF A BEATEN WOMAN. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

-Malo- · 2012-09-12T01:50:11+00:00

What the fuck happened to Dennis Rodman?

amtunit · 2012-09-12T02:24:37+00:00

if you're from africa, why are you... white?

bmraovdeys · 2012-09-12T02:36:40+00:00

Dennis Rodman.

guixo84 · 2012-09-12T02:48:32+00:00

that sir got some shit stains on his face.. take care of that then .. show me that picture again. It is just disturbing to see pubes on peoples faces.

Careb · 2012-09-12T02:49:11+00:00

That's awesome that he let his natural hair color grow out.

mhosi · 2012-09-12T03:04:30+00:00

I wish this surprised me

celeryheist · 2012-09-12T03:09:27+00:00

It always confuses me when celebrities get shitty tattoos. Don't they have money?! If I had shit tons of money, I would find the best tattoo artists and be covered in beautiful art, not boring crap that looks like a scratcher did it.

lolspHD · 2012-09-12T03:16:51+00:00

Person: Chris why did you get a beaten Rihanna tattoo on your neck?!?!?

Chris: oh it's not Rihanna, it's just a random woman.

BECAUSE THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER CHRIS!

TheLongWalkBack · 2012-09-12T03:36:11+00:00

He went full retard.

Mysanthropy · 2012-09-12T03:52:43+00:00

Seriously reddit quit being idiotic. It isn't a tattoo of a beaten women it's a tattoo to mimic art from "the day of the dead."

skulleyb · 2012-09-12T04:10:25+00:00

I guess that's one way to own it.

EcoSteve · 2012-09-12T04:12:20+00:00

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

fack_yo_couch · 2012-09-12T04:24:11+00:00

It's just the cover to his latest "Greatest Hits" album. I don't see what the big deal is.

natostrike · 2012-09-12T05:22:39+00:00

Anyone coming out and saying he is definitely scum 5ever and doesn't deserve a second chance then you have given up on humanity and the death penalty should stand.

Also, read Frankenstein.

spence907 · 2012-09-12T06:22:16+00:00

growing pubes on his chin wasn't a good life decision either.

Syr1n · 2012-09-11T08:59:11-07:00

You remember the pics of Rhianna after he beat her up? I think I know what he used as a sample...

okcrazypants · 2012-09-11T11:16:19-07:00

He is such a prick its unbelievable, even more ridiculous is how the Media plays on his antics. Pisses me off so much.

imsecretlyadog · 2012-09-11T20:11:26+00:00

It's actually supposed to be a sugar skull, associated with Mexico's Day of the Dead.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/09/chris-browns-neck-tattoo-is-not-of-rihanna/

Googlegorilla · 2012-09-11T23:17:46+00:00

Day of The Dead tat. He's still an asshole though. Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/chris-brown-neck-tattoo-rihanna-face-singer-shows-ink-brutally-beaten-woman-denies-article-1.1156547

LascielCoin · 2012-09-11T19:26:57+00:00

Rihanna is still super into him so she probably doesn't even mind. They belong together.

StepBackLetGo · 2012-09-11T16:29:53+00:00

yolo

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