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[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 158 points159 points ago

[–]LucienPyrus 49 points50 points ago

Lemme tell you about a webcomic called homestuck! The original post

[–]Ketrel 4 points5 points ago

The language I would use in describing my hatred of homestuck, would probably get me banned from: reddit, 4chan /b/, /r/pyongyang, a naval ship, a bike gang, and a minor Amazonion tribe who speaks no english.

[–]rillegas08 1 point2 points ago

You'd get banned from r/pyongyang for being there.

[–]Patchworkparamedic -5 points-4 points ago

Thank you. The comic and the fans. It's a poorly written piece of shit.

[–]SovietPretzel 8 points9 points ago

While I enjoy the comic to a degree, I will second your opinion on fans. The Homestuck fanbase for the most part is, in one word, disgusting. Just know that some, and I emphasize -SOME- of us are not the batshit insane, spitting-into-a-bucket-at-a-public-restaraunt, Andrew-Hussie worshipping morons that so many of the other fans tend to be.

[–]haydoods 4 points5 points ago

there are two types of homestuck fans: those that read the comic as a hobby and those that read it for a living

the vast majority of us are the former, and the latter...well, they aren't typically too bad i guess but i wouldn't want to hang out with them

[–]theretheresweetthing 0 points1 point ago

...why would somebody spit into a bucket at a public restaurant?

[–]applesandgrapes 0 points1 point ago

To explain this, one would have to explain four and a half acts of the comic. It's not worth going into though, its still disgusting.

[–]LivingSaladDays 1 point2 points ago

I hate most fanbases, but homestuck takes the cake. So.. forcive.

[–]Reflexlon 0 points1 point ago

Hey, im a homestuck fan. I dont try to push it on my friends, i dont dress up, i dont obsess over, it, I just have enjoyed the writer's style for a long time. Hes funny and creative, and writes an engaging story.

Does that make me an asshat? I sure hope not.

[–]aptrapani 0 points1 point ago

He's better when the writing isn't unnecessarily complicated.

[–]MrTeddybear 0 points1 point ago

I dunno. I really enjoyed Problem Sleuth and that shit had more Checkhov's Guns in it that the whole russian armory.

[–]GoneAPeSh1t 71 points72 points ago

[–]FlaviaTitus 50 points51 points ago

[–]TheBlueBlaze 8 points9 points ago

They better stop taking pictures. Their shift at Best Buy starts in less than an hour.

[–]Roast_A_Botch -3 points-2 points ago

Are you comparing NASA to the geek squad. Maybe I missed a joke along the line somewhere.

[–]TheBlueBlaze 1 point2 points ago

Some people made jokes that with their blue polo shirts, they look kind of like the staff at Best Buy.

[–]darkly39r 9 points10 points ago

I like how my eyes gravitate to the hippy looking guy whenever he is in a photo

[–]Bosswally 1 point2 points ago

i'm honestly shocked by the lack of asians

[–]sircharles420 -4 points-3 points ago

Happens every time the only black guy that works there walks in the door*

[–]DrPeacemaker 13 points14 points ago

[–]nullvader 4 points5 points ago

Woah, the yellow triangle warning next to the link. Is that RES? Too lazy to check but it's nifty I guess.

[–]Ricos_Roughnecks 3 points4 points ago

thanks to that site I now have this in my life.

[–]DrPeacemaker 1 point2 points ago

THAT IS MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME.

[–]matthabitat 3 points4 points ago

The best part was the URL.

[–]Lazerus42 1 point2 points ago

that was amazing

[–]ElTravez 0 points1 point ago

What is this from!?

[–]lordrio 0 points1 point ago

What was this from?

[–]Umpa 1 point2 points ago

[–]lollerkeet 3 points4 points ago

[–]Maestrotx 12 points13 points ago

[–]Lazerus42 2 points3 points ago

The combined IQ of that picture... wow

[–]Naisallat -2 points-1 points ago

Also... White people.

EDIT: Apparently everyone hates Doctor Who now, I didn't get the memo. Noted.

[–]babaganoush19 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I can steal comments right above this too.

[–]Naisallat -1 points0 points ago

Man, that's the last time I link to a Doctor Who gif apparently.

[–]Jman5 0 points1 point ago

They are downvoting because someone else posted that exact gif already.

[–]Roast_A_Botch 0 points1 point ago

No we don't like when people don't make sure a gif wasn't already posted an hour before yours

[–]vamihilion 0 points1 point ago

White people on the Asian Network.

[–]Kelsig 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love Andrew.

[–]Diplominator 17 points18 points ago

I've seen people dressed up as that guard. I think Homestuck is great so I find that hilarious, but I'll admit that's not normal.

[–]DudeWithTheNose 32 points33 points ago

[–]oldsecondhand 2 points3 points ago

[–]PSNDonutDude -1 points0 points ago

AHHHH That's awesome!

[–]Paradoxide 11 points12 points ago

Why does Rose wear a scouter?

[–]Issitheus 20 points21 points ago

That's her hubtopband!

[–]Paradoxide 10 points11 points ago

Oh wow, I'd completely forgot about that one. So many silly computers it's hard to keep track!

[–]Jantaro 10 points11 points ago

Oh come on, it's best to have at least five of them on you at all times.

[–]dandy-pants 7 points8 points ago

They are just being sensible.

[–]PSNDonutDude 21 points22 points ago

This is clearly racist, and I am offended by the massive generalization of my race. Oh wait, I don't care.

[–]gettinhightakinrides 2 points3 points ago

yeah, we're white, it's awesome, no need to deny it

[–]original-finder 70 points71 points ago

[–]squiremarcus 11 points12 points ago

100% truth

[–]Fuck_Downvoters 3 points4 points ago

I gave you an upvote because fuck downvoters.

[–]squiremarcus 0 points1 point ago

i was down voted? and yea internet points woo!

[–]mrdeadsniper 7 points8 points ago

I think I inadvertently got this guards picture later in his life at dragoncon..

http://imgur.com/Nep33

[–]nofelix 0 points1 point ago

well they don't do that in the games

[–]TheDeadMansLife 8 points9 points ago

[–]MrMonkfred 17 points18 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
White People. 31coms 467pts 7mos funny
White people. 1com 14pts 8mos pics
White people. 283coms 767pts 11mos funny
God Damn... 23coms 257pts 4mos funny
White people 6coms 90pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]rosjone 17 points18 points ago

I know plenty of people that aren't Caucasian who cosplay.

[–]digeridude 10 points11 points ago

[–]Jimmyrustlinginc 0 points1 point ago

My eyes!

[–]FenrirIII 17 points18 points ago

And they're all scary.

[–]a-dash 2 points3 points ago

Japanese girls are scary?

[–]Bananinator 5 points6 points ago

Dunno...kinda, I guess. They are from Japan, after all.

[–]bloodychill 0 points1 point ago

The ones that cosplay.

[–]diaspora 0 points1 point ago

I guess you haven't watched enough Japanese horror movies...

[–]HammaTimeSlave 3 points4 points ago

I love how most of the replies on this thread are people feeling the need to share that they know what Homestuck is.

[–]krawm 6 points7 points ago

well allow me to retort

[–]Theburden 2 points3 points ago

Eating chicken by moonlight Stealing cars by daylight Always getting in a gang fight He's the one named NIGGA MOON

[–]Justusbraz 4 points5 points ago

Is that Sailor Mutha' Fucking Moon?

[–]meticulousMisnomer 10 points11 points ago

Have you let your saviour Homestuck into your life yet?

[–]Fuglypump 2 points3 points ago

What's weird is that us white people look at Japanese in this exact way.

[–]durrPepper 2 points3 points ago

[–]99_44_100percentpure 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! This was the first thing I thought of, and I only realized it was posted because of the purple link after I looked it up.

[–]Psymmitree -1 points0 points ago

if you're a retarded white person

[–]applesandgrapes 0 points1 point ago

*if you're a homestuck fan.

[–]mothabrainable 3 points4 points ago

Let me tell you about homestuck!

[–]Theburden 0 points1 point ago

Please stop.

[–]OztinL 2 points3 points ago

Oh hey, it's this post again.

[–]williemcbride 1 point2 points ago

Fuck Homestuck fandom. They ruin a thing I like.

[–]CaptainTim1982 0 points1 point ago

Homestuck is about home schooled kids right?

[–]scarecrowsuperman 10 points11 points ago

I read that comic for about 700 pages.

And I still have no idea what was going on.

[–]SometimesATroll 2 points3 points ago

You have to think of it less like a comic and more like a puzzle. Also, stuff doesn't really make much sense until at least 3000+ pages in. Good luck.

[–]ChibiTohru 0 points1 point ago

I read up into the 3rd act and I just couldn't do it anymore. I hear the creator doesn't even care for their fanbase. To each their own.

[–]SometimesATroll 3 points4 points ago

Some of the more "rabid" elements of the fanbase have become quite demanding and rude. The author has reacted by lampshading their behavior heavily in the comic, much to the delight of those who were "tired of those assholes and their bullshit". Also, if you ever do want to try reading it again, using the wiki might help you understand the more convoluted subplots.

[–]aptrapani 0 points1 point ago

Why are the subplots convoluted in the first place? It started out so nicely... Problem Sleuth went on a good while before it too got bananas.

[–]SometimesATroll 0 points1 point ago

Like I said before, it's like a puzzle. In fact, I'm pretty sure the author flat out said it was meant to be a puzzle somewhere. It may be harder to understand what's going on, but figuring most of it out gave me a greater sense of satisfaction than reading a story rightly should.

[–]applesandgrapes 0 points1 point ago

I've been caught up to the latest update for over a year now, and I can safely say that there is no way someone could have any idea what's going on. But that's why I love it.

[–]koolkid170 1 point2 points ago

nope.

[–]big_shmegma -1 points0 points ago

Funny, and completely true.

[–]callmeRichard 0 points1 point ago

That's how a friend of mine reacted when our group walked into a Starbucks... he decided to wait outside for us.

[–]bobbknows 0 points1 point ago

This is like walking through the library hallway in the school in the morning...

[–]More_Oboe 0 points1 point ago

If I got a dollar for every time I've seen this post....I'd have four dollars.

[–]Honestybomb 0 points1 point ago

4/5's true.

[–]robertomc05 0 points1 point ago

Someone must have just joined the internet.

[–]TidalPotential 0 points1 point ago

Is it sad that, as a white male in high school, I understand the reference - that is, what the cosplay is of.

[–]squiremarcus 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uG9PGqaWeo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuP-Nv3hX4E&feature=relmfu

first one for crazy black people, second for crazy white people

[–]azzleflan 1 point2 points ago

I will always love this picture. The guard looks so...disgusted to be by these dorks, who are having like the absolute time of their lives doing something totally incomprehensible. Also, the John is way, way worse than the other three.

[–]misterfanwank 0 points1 point ago

At least it's Homestuck.

[–]triforcechad 0 points1 point ago

HOMESTUCK!!!!

[–]ZaneValiant 0 points1 point ago

And I actually had Homestuck open on another tab...well then....but accurate.

[–]northern_lights21 -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this picture once... or twice.... or ten million times. Suppose it helps that I know one of the kids in it.

[–]anicolette 0 points1 point ago

Yay Homestuck!

[–]Basselopehunter 1 point2 points ago

Kid in blue is my buddys younger brother. True story.

[–]Tkpwns 0 points1 point ago

Yeah! Homestuck!

[–]maz-o 1 point2 points ago

racism is fun because it goes both ways!

[–]Oideron 1 point2 points ago

No one is allowed have fun unless it's the right kind of fun!

[–]poncealyosha 0 points1 point ago

Let me tell you about white people.

[–]Hezkezl -2 points-1 points ago

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

If you guys always laugh/make comments about black people wearing their pants really low, acting 'gangsta' etc.. then you can't get upset when they start laughing at you for doing this shit.

My point is, haters gonna hate.

[–]mrminun -2 points-1 points ago

YOU FUCKASS!!! YOU DID THE FUCKING JOKE WRONG

[–]floppybunny26 -1 points0 points ago

Silly Hats Only!

[–]shastapete -1 points0 points ago

[–]WereDaWiteWimminAt -5 points-4 points ago

Funny thing is, if it was a post concerning a black doing something as so and a white looking disgusted, it'd be automatically racist and Downvoted to hell, you guys are making fun of yourselves but go apeshit when it's towards blacks.

[–]arise_therefore 4 points5 points ago

Funny thing is you're probably racist as shit!

[–]WereDaWiteWimminAt -3 points-2 points ago

This post is as well, you guys just can't realize that, It's making fun of a race!

[–]arise_therefore 1 point2 points ago

Oh, wow, no, you're right, nobody ever thought of that. No one. Ever.

[–]WereDaWiteWimminAt -1 points0 points ago

Am I wrong? So it's apparently ok to jab at one race, but flat out racist and hitler to do so towards black? Liberals man.

[–]arise_therefore 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it's fine to jab at the race that constantly oppressed all other ethnicities in the western world, yes. Things never happen in a vacuum.

[–]WereDaWiteWimminAt -1 points0 points ago

Of course you believe that, the media covers up incidents that concern Blacks towards whites, honestly, have you seen the statistics? More average black males commit crimes than an average caucasian male, the media just does so to avoid losing viewers, since whites are slowly becoming the minority, since most blacks can't seem to stop having children, do a quick search, prove me wrong. One black male gets killed by a white (Recall Martin and Zimmerman?), NATIONAL coverage, hundreds of black-on-white hate crime is committed daily, it hardly makes it to local news. It's purely the media to blame to make you think that all whites are racist pigs. It's all fact but people like you can't seem to get it through their heads.

[–]arise_therefore 3 points4 points ago

Wow, you went full Stormfront quickly! I guess my first post was apt.

[–]WereDaWiteWimminAt -1 points0 points ago

No, I just showed you the facts.

[–]arise_therefore 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, unsourced, biased, "scientific" racism is "just facts"...

[–]TrollinMuffins 0 points1 point ago

i can be racist too " HaHa, fiveK's are so stupid! MARATHON'S ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE!

[–]WereDaWiteWimminAt 0 points1 point ago

I see, I dearly hope you realize your ignorance.

[–]Momordicas -1 points0 points ago

Damn i want that cape

[–]Geoffron 3 points4 points ago

It's not a cape, it's a windsock hood!

[–]Robert_Cannelin -1 points0 points ago

They're having way more fun than he is. Checkmate!

[–]simjanes2k -1 points0 points ago

And then, in the next picture, there's a bunch of white people laughing at a black guy waiting in line at the unemployment office!

See, racism is HILARIOUS!

[–]thejam15 -1 points0 points ago

Looked at it for a second...Laughed....Looked at it again..."OHH SHIT HOMESTUCK!".....kept looking.....Laughed again. What am I doing with my life?

[–]Cornyfleur -4 points-3 points ago

[–]nefarious_one -4 points-3 points ago

Dem white bitches...