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[–]rofldoctor 203 points204 points ago

[–]Freak490 43 points44 points ago

Thought for sure it was going to be a navi post

[–]project_valient 2 points3 points ago

I have navi as my text message sound when a server dies... it sure as hell makes me jump in the middle of the night!

[–]SergeantSniffer 1 point2 points ago

I DON'T CARE WHAT SARIA WOULD SAY NAVI, AND NO I WONT LISTEN.

[–]Freak490 0 points1 point ago

You should get the one when she yells WAKE UP! That'll surely get you stirring

[–]stash0606 37 points38 points ago

how does that make me go aww and make me feel terrified at the same time?

[–]stefan_89 63 points64 points ago

Because it's a lion hugging a man.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 15 points16 points ago

Know of any good clubs in the area?

[–]bassblair11 12 points13 points ago

Know of any good cubs in the area?

[–]RiskyChris 7 points8 points ago

Pedo.

[–]Kungfucheez 5 points6 points ago

I only go for the mane events

[–]Grizak 3 points4 points ago

Shut up, Kungfucheez. We all know that you're lion about that.

[–]Kungfucheez 4 points5 points ago

I never lie good sir, I only tell the tooth

that was terrible

[–]Grizak 1 point2 points ago

Nonsense. Take pride in your puns.

[–]Travisxe 1 point2 points ago

ITS COOL DUDE, I GET IT.

[–]Intolorent_Redneck 7 points8 points ago

Well said, stefan.

[–]GnomesAndGoldenSheep 7 points8 points ago

Canadian Bears. <3

[–]homohomosapien 18 points19 points ago

Uhh, dude, I think that's a lion.

[–]Mikay55 6 points7 points ago

Clearly you've never been to Canada!

..Seriously man that's a lion

[–]BICEPS 4 points5 points ago

Makes me smile every time. I wish my dog wasn't dead.

[–]so_carelessly_here 31 points32 points ago

Is this some sort of Latvian joke?

EDIT : Ok, Ok, here are some Latvian jokes:

  • Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

  • Q. What are one potato say other potato?

    A. Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

  • Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Yeah. Depressing.

[–]fedora718 7 points8 points ago

It's the grammar in these jokes that get me.

Also the soul-crushing depression.

[–]BICEPS 1 point2 points ago

That's hilarious.

[–]so_carelessly_here 0 points1 point ago

Bet you didn't even know you were Latvian, right?

Sorry for dog die. I give potato.

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

This is so much better.

[–]DujekR 1 point2 points ago

Quite possible my favourite gif

[–]Avuncular 0 points1 point ago

Clicked on comments just hoping to find this gif, did not disappoint!

[–]Ninjanovio117 101 points102 points ago

Well, Navi looks a bit hairier than I remember.

[–]deja-vu-comment 60 points61 points ago

I was expecting this to be zelda related.

.

[–]m1w1 26 points27 points ago

same. totally expected it to be Navi. but talking bears who try to boost your self esteem are way better than annoying fairies.

[–]SgtDoakes_MF 3 points4 points ago

I completely forgot about that bear. Of the three that one was my favorite. But really they were all awesome.

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

I've really been wanting them to do something similar to the games. With the rings and the secrets like they had. They were really fun and I bet they can do them even better now.

[–]halfveela 3 points4 points ago

HEY!~

[–]st_patty11 2 points3 points ago

LOOK!~

[–]ninjanato 1 point2 points ago

LISTEN~

[–]ProppedUpByBooks 2 points3 points ago

HELLO!~

[–]Mjolnirium -3 points-2 points ago

THIS WAY!

[–]NotaMethAddict 10 points11 points ago

You're sneaky. I like how you hide the link in your comment.

[–]Twigweed 0 points1 point ago

me too

[–]PepTalkBear 20 points21 points ago

HEY LISTEN, I know this is a repost but I just wanted to tell you that I still appreciate it, ok?

[–]Qwertyon 10 points11 points ago

Canadian bears are so friendly.

[–]bassblair11 1 point2 points ago

It's just a front.

[–]Drinkin_Abe_Lincoln 15 points16 points ago

I up vote this pic every time. Including this one.

[–]AmpleWarning 7 points8 points ago

Man, more bears should give impromptu roadside encouragement. The world might be that much brighter.

[–]Sir_Beats_Alot 1 point2 points ago

Totally thought this was going to be a zelda post

[–]drunk_otter 20 points21 points ago

That bear has terrible mood swings. If I didn't know better, I'd say he was bipolar.

[–]NACHO_MOTHA 8 points9 points ago

Bear in mind that polar bears are white.

[–]DwedPiwateWobberts 23 points24 points ago

A bear walks into a bar. Bartender asks what he wants. Bear says, "A..................................................................................... beer."

Bartender asks, "Whats with the huge pause?"

[–]randomhero98 18 points19 points ago

Every time I hear that joke I can't help but assume the bear was just thinking about what he wanted and the bartender should have assumed that as well

[–]SovreignTripod 4 points5 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]summerof2010 6 points7 points ago

Pause sounds like paws, and bears generally have huge paws.

[–]ghostface134 1 point2 points ago

In addition to the pause/paws reference i thought "beer" sounded like "bear" for another level of comedy

[–]Jondayz 0 points1 point ago

[–]kandeskie 0 points1 point ago

You didn't finish the joke... the bear says, "For fishin'"

[–]ohrabbits 2 points3 points ago

This makes me aww and lol every time. I teach high school freshmen and I think this is going up in my classroom.

[–]hellyeahbro 2 points3 points ago

Hilarious repost is hilarious.

[–]MafiamanJ15 7 points8 points ago

From the title I was expecting this.

[–]harrydickinson 10 points11 points ago

How does this get upvoted? Seriously

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Found this on a different subreddit. Thought it might help someone 29coms 464pts 3mos depression
Polite Canadian bear 32coms 763pts 3mos funny
Hey listen 173coms 992pts 5mos funny
It made me smile for the first time in a long time. 21coms 352pts 6mos depression
hey listen 28coms 765pts 6mos funny
Made me feel nice, hope it does the same for you too. (can also be considered funny or something else) 7coms 121pts 9mos aww
Hey Listen... 271coms 1380pts 9mos funny
Hey Listen! 0coms 6pts 15dys aww
Hey, Listen... 0coms 10pts 8mos funny
I know you're busy... 35coms 833pts 8mos AdviceAnimals
Self esteem bear 1com 11pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ntxhhf 3 points4 points ago

Because it's an amusing and innocent picture that over one thousand people appreciated.

Because some people want to see things more than just once.

Because the bear has a nice, self-image improving message to give us.

[–]harrydickinson -2 points-1 points ago

There is a way to save pictures you find on the internet if you want to see them again.

[–]ntxhhf 2 points3 points ago

You remind me of that guy who had fun once and found it terrible. Let it go mate, you've better things to worry about.

[–]harrydickinson -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, Im at work.

Just trying on the pair of shoes of the guy who gets his panties in a bunch over a repost.

Not my cup of tea, enjoy your day.

[–]Ochsenfree 2 points3 points ago

I've never seen this before, it's fucking hilarious, silly bear. Reddit is a MASSIVELY POPULAR site with millions of unique visitors all looking for funny pictures to post, some of them don't blue out every title of every link every day, so they miss content. I'm not sure why people get so annoyed about reposts.

[–]harrydickinson -2 points-1 points ago

It is indeed a funny picture, i laughed pretty good the first time i saw it. it bugs me because ive only been a redditor for 9 months and this is probably the third time i have seen this posted at least 3 times now.

Just trying to keep our heads up and avoid reposts.

[–]FountainsOfFluids 5 points6 points ago

I actually appreciate this repost. I was reminded of this pic the other day and couldn't remember enough about it to find it.

[–]CaptainBunny 3 points4 points ago

He could've atleast changed the title to something original...

[–]Just_Da_Tip 2 points3 points ago

Yes, this is a repost. Still makes me laugh every time though! As does this one :)

[–]Piraticalstyle 2 points3 points ago

How... how did he know?

[–]I_had_no_choice 2 points3 points ago

Bear conditioning?

[–]0a0x0e0 2 points3 points ago

and then some depressed person gets the wrong idea about bears and tries to reenact the scenario presented in this picture at some low point in his life and gets eaten because reality is cruel and heartless

This actually happened more or less without the help of this picture

[–]emperorOfTheUniverse 4 points5 points ago

tl:dr:

Ex heroin addict hates humans. Is a big pain in the ass for park services in the area. Lives with bears for many years without much incident. Bad winter comes, bears get hungrier and desperate. Man and his GF get eaten by bears.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

Treadwell's only mistake was forgetting that humans are very delicate and easily broken compared to other animals.

[–]irish-link 2 points3 points ago

The best thing I can say is that I logged in to give you an upvote.

[–]Upvote_and_STFU 3 points4 points ago

[–]doctorquanta 1 point2 points ago

It must be a Canadian bear.

[–]profnutbutter 1 point2 points ago

I kind of needed this today.

[–]ILikeMyBlueEyes 1 point2 points ago

So did I!

[–]Pregory_Geck 0 points1 point ago

Can I cry to this?

[–]Link2999 -1 points0 points ago

Came here for a Navi reference. Nope.

[–]Twigweed -1 points0 points ago

Who wants a body massage...BODY MASSAGE! OOOOOOO

[–]JustSage -1 points0 points ago

Canadian Bear?

[–]sinsperception 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this bear I think of "Fargo."

[–]iLoveSethMacfarlane 0 points1 point ago

The title reminded me of those zelda games

[–]Deus_ 0 points1 point ago

I want that bear to visit me too. :'(

[–]Anaract 0 points1 point ago

this is the most forced meme I've ever seen

[–]LeComedien 0 points1 point ago

I feel true love for this animals telling us those nice things...

[–]Izx7 1 point2 points ago

[–]DaTScientisT 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S NOT FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]JinPT -1 points0 points ago

Fuck. Reddit's default subs are turning into into 9gag. what's exactly funny about this crap? post this kind of shit to /r/aww or something.

[–]mindleselfindulgenc 0 points1 point ago

my brain immediately went to link. . . .

[–]Hal_Newcome 0 points1 point ago

Thanks bear.

[–]trennerdios 0 points1 point ago

"And listen, about those bitter songs you sing

They're not helping anything

They won't make you strong"

[–]tomaidoh 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't matter how many times I see this reposted, it always makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. :]

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

I'm..... I'm not an idiot. Thank you, bear.

[–]takemedrunkimhomeKEG 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was going to be a post about Zelda lmao

[–]Chrondo157 1 point2 points ago

Thank you Mr. Bear, I needed that

[–]Liranai 0 points1 point ago

"Do you have a moment to talk about Jezus?"

[–]kashodi 0 points1 point ago

The Great Canadian Wilderness

[–]maquila 0 points1 point ago

This is how I read the title. Oh, childhood gaming

[–]ghostofgeometry 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of stuff on 4chan baww threads... :(

[–]Akiceboxart 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit, I thought this was going to be a Navi reference..Hey!! Listen!!

[–]wickedg3 0 points1 point ago

Hey, Listen.. i would definitely get a heart, if that happens with me

[–]Bucket_head 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on stumbleupon about a year ago. I had been feeling down all day and when I found the pic it made me tear up =[. Now it's my desktop wallpaper

[–]ThunderGyra 0 points1 point ago

When I first found this, I was having a hard time, and I wasn't exactly my happiest, and it really helped. I'm glad I found it again.

[–]roxas455 1 point2 points ago

those canadian bears...

[–]InTheHamIAm 0 points1 point ago

I expected a navi.

[–]currymania 0 points1 point ago

Came for navi. Stayed for the bear.

[–]InvitedAdvert 0 points1 point ago

Poor hungry Bear! Am I too empathetic? Is it ok, if I hug him back?

[–]TheWeatherUpThere -1 points0 points ago

This isn't funny.

[–]Zansh1n 1 point2 points ago

Made me laugh actually.

[–]TheWeatherUpThere 0 points1 point ago

okay.

[–]adamisen 0 points1 point ago

Dear nintendo,

Fuck you for fucking up "hey listen" for the rest of my life forever.

[–]vchip 0 points1 point ago

Punctuation, FFS...

[–]2543444h 0 points1 point ago

Is an actual advice animal

Doesn't get postet in /r/adviceanimals

[–]Manlicker_Stocks 0 points1 point ago

The Canadian people are so nice.

[–]jrgreenie123 0 points1 point ago

Hey OP, I know you're busy, but I wanted to just tell you that I know this is a repost, OK? So please stop posting.

P.S. I hope you step on a lego.

[–]Banzaiiiii 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my name. Call me maybe?!

[–]Emodarkness13 0 points1 point ago

My cousin has this as his profile picture on Facebook.

[–]SuperBabywipes 0 points1 point ago

Awwwwwwww

[–]Amateur_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

This bear needs to be an adviceanimals meme.

[–]TheRocknRollClown 0 points1 point ago

Hard to ignore this advice coming from a bear.

[–]theWonderslug 0 points1 point ago

good guy grizzly

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

Tophergz, you are an idiot. If you are not telling yourself that, then you are an especially ignorant idiot. This is a repost. This is an old repost. This repost has little to no repost-value. You have little to no value.

[–]rberg89 0 points1 point ago

i don't get it.

[–]Atroina27 0 points1 point ago

Thanks Navi

[–]Repostdecay 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Found this on a different subreddit. Thought it might help someone 29coms 464pts 3mos depression
Polite Canadian bear 32coms 763pts 3mos funny
Hey listen 173coms 992pts 5mos funny
It made me smile for the first time in a long time. 21coms 352pts 6mos depression
hey listen 28coms 765pts 6mos funny
Made me feel nice, hope it does the same for you too. (can also be considered funny or something else) 7coms 121pts 9mos aww
Hey Listen... 271coms 1380pts 9mos funny
Hey Listen! 0coms 6pts 16dys aww
Hey, Listen... 0coms 10pts 8mos funny
I know you're busy... 35coms 833pts 8mos AdviceAnimals
Self esteem bear 1com 11pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]chloeincolour 0 points1 point ago

Canadian bear

[–]hurstlogan 1 point2 points ago

He's going to confess to the internet that he actually does think you're an idiot and hopes you crash.

[–]chewieconcarne 1 point2 points ago

I just met you, and this is crazy. But feed me some food, and I won't maul you...maybe.

[–]kaylaisanerd -2 points-1 points ago

im glad i wasnt the only person who read that in navi's voice

[–]flashnuke -4 points-3 points ago

Hey, Repost

[–]markul39 -2 points-1 points ago

If they opened their window to a bear, I'm not so sure they aren't slightly idiotic.

[–]steven_wlkr -2 points-1 points ago

this is the 400th time I've seen this post...congrats! You win a downvote.

[–]abeau -1 points0 points ago

You get one too!

[–]steven_wlkr -1 points0 points ago

one good turn...

[–]td27 -2 points-1 points ago

Hey listen I know your busy but, I just wanted to say that you are not funny ok?

So please stop reposting pictures

Ok, hope I don't see anymore reposts

[–]q77e -3 points-2 points ago

hmmm, not sure if i should downvote for not funny, or upvote for you're

[–]Hayman68 1 point2 points ago

I think you accidentally a word.

[–]q77e 0 points1 point ago

thanks it was actually 3 words though

[–]Hayman68 0 points1 point ago

He forgot 3 words. My guess of 1 is half of 3 if rounded down. I have no life for pointing this out. Half Life 3 confirmed!

[–]kahbn -1 points0 points ago

hey, bear? fuck you. you have no idea about my cognitive abilities. I am as dumb as a motherfucking brick.

contradict me again, and I'll punch you in the face.