How I act when my gf takes me out shopping

thirdfounder · 2012-09-11T16:05:56+00:00

i have learned where every in-store chair, sofa and television are within a 20-mile radius of our home.

drunk_otter · 2012-09-11T15:38:03+00:00

Here's my opportunity to use a 1st grader's joke I know.

That cat's going to popular at Christmas time...

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'Cause he's got Sandy Claws

zutsori · 2012-09-11T16:39:31+00:00

That reminds me of the time I was rewatching Sherlock for the 60th time and I dropped a pretzel on my chest so I went to grab it and knocked my soda on my lap and then I cried because I'm forever alone.

exatorp · 2012-09-11T15:55:34+00:00

Having had several cats, I can say that one looks quite dead.

MagnificentBasterd · 2012-09-11T16:54:32+00:00

Has anyone else ever witnessed a cat being successfully walked on a leash?

empathize · 2012-09-11T10:33:37-07:00

Original video, anyone?

dtouger · 2012-09-11T14:49:45+00:00

why is she not wearing pants?

horse_you_rode_in_on · 2012-09-11T15:37:13+00:00

Protip: men who learn how to make themselves useful on co-ed shopping expeditions have more sex than men who pout.

pepsi_next · 2012-09-11T15:26:05+00:00

I've learned the concept of saying "no"

DarkSideMoon · 2012-09-11T09:57:19-07:00

Am I the only one that actually enjoys going shopping? Especially when I'm going with girls?

red321red321 · 2012-09-11T16:02:19+00:00

Stop being a sandy pussy OP and man up.

WildPlastic · 2012-09-11T17:25:27+00:00

I'm a man and I love clothes shopping. I don't get the hate.

westbrookisgod · 2012-09-11T16:51:56+00:00

I don't get when people complain about spending time with their girlfriend.

xnerdyxrealistx · 2012-09-11T10:08:22-07:00

Why is everyone getting mad about the title? Can't we all just laugh at the funny, lazy kitty?

ManiacalAlpaca · 2012-09-11T17:24:19+00:00

This is how I felt when I had my girlfriend, now I am sitting here thinking about how I wish I could be following her around in those awful stores. Oh well, back to masturbating.

GGGGirls · 2012-09-11T17:34:06+00:00

I have never, ever understood people who need someone to go with them when they go shopping, especially a bf who doesn't even want to be there.

If it were me, I would just find it annoying that they were slowing me down/complaining/acting bored.

I much prefer to go shopping alone. You can go to whichever stores you want without asking the person person you're with "I'm going to go in here, is that okay?" You can take as much time as you need trying on stuff (since I suck at making clothing decisions, this one is huge). You can eat shitty food at the food court without judgement. You can listen to music or a podcast and just wander around, without having to worry about keeping another person entertained.

People have to learn to enjoy being independent and doing things alone.

rotating_pencil · 2012-09-11T17:25:17+00:00

how i feel right now

fightinIrish92 · 2012-09-11T10:21:46-07:00

How is dragging a cat on a website called funny cute gifs?

ApocalypticK · 2012-09-11T15:56:10+00:00

I think the best thing that happened to me in this situation, Got pulled out to a local shoe store. I got stuck with.. Holding her bag, and the boxes of shoes that she wanted to get. While having middle school girls laugh at me. Fun times.

shamananana · 2012-09-11T17:34:00+00:00

You can usually tell when someone doesn't enjoy shopping, they're the type who never looks their best unless someone else (girlfriend/mommy) dresses them. Poor slobs...

shitpoopcrap · 2012-09-11T17:32:13+00:00

Figures why a majority of guys dress like shit now.

gnome_champion · 2012-09-11T09:26:53-07:00

"Kill me now."

Bellum19 · 2012-09-11T10:21:42-07:00

Bring a gameboy.

apullin · 2012-09-11T17:40:46+00:00

I'd be ecstatic if a girl wanted to take me shopping with her. At least I'd get to spent time with her. I haven't even interacted with a girl in ... oh ... 5 years? Something like that.

worldisbetternow · 2012-09-11T10:49:34-07:00

Just to let you guys know, this sex after shopping thing is a fad.

notanalien_justgreen · 2012-09-11T17:20:24+00:00

Why not go with her willingly - help her pick out some clothes that make her look hot, so you can oogle her? You can even stop by Victoria's Secret and she'll be in such a good mood from all your compliments and companionship that she'll be up for getting something really great.

Hell, you can even stop in at the Apple store or something for a bit too. Grow up and learn to enjoy things....

e_m_u · 2012-09-11T10:06:59-07:00

i love shopping with girls shrug

c7hu1hu · 2012-09-11T16:55:25+00:00

Has this been a real problem since the invention of the iPod? Spend a couple of hours rocking out and occasionally telling my wife that she looks hot isn't particularly tragic in my book.

inkedexistence · 2012-09-11T09:54:22-07:00

Man dragging a dead cat? FRONT PAGE!

grimguitar · 2012-09-11T08:33:27-07:00

Complete with leash.

aoeu00 · 2012-09-11T09:47:23-07:00

What gets me through these now (especially clothes shopping) is my handy dandy smart phone.

edisekeed · 2012-09-11T09:47:14-07:00

Just make sure your phone is charged

dirice87 · 2012-09-11T17:30:38+00:00

Maybe she's shopping because she wants to look good for you and likes spending time with you. I don't blame you if you don't like shopping, but try to see it from her perspective.

Jedditor · 2012-09-11T09:28:59-07:00

Reminds me of the dehydrated dog from that other video.

GrowlinKris · 2012-09-11T17:19:28+00:00

Poor cat.

juliovega914 · 2012-09-11T10:20:15-07:00

That person isn't wearing any pants.

TranClan67 · 2012-09-11T10:22:04-07:00

I actually enjoy shopping with chicks though...

FerdThePenguinGuy · 2012-09-11T10:22:05-07:00

Dude, it's really not cool to drag your girlfriend on a leash like that. What if she can't breathe?

bundlesofdrewplease · 2012-09-11T10:22:30-07:00

lol, that poor cat

ATMidnight · 2012-09-11T10:23:27-07:00

Oh how nice of you to drag her home after she "shops til she drops".

KaptainKershaw · 2012-09-11T10:27:22-07:00

I believe that cat is dead. Sad.

idliketofly · 2012-09-11T10:27:38-07:00

PETA is going to shit bricks when they see this. Bricks. Shall. Be. Shat. Is what I'm sayin.

tyrroi · 2012-09-11T10:28:02-07:00

Who walks a cat...

Zljutrix · 2012-09-11T10:29:01-07:00

Who the fuck walks a cat?

Draiko · 2012-09-11T10:29:08-07:00

You don't take cats out on walks... You take them out on drags.

Brocktoon_in_a_jar · 2012-09-11T10:29:47-07:00

That would be like someone dragging you through a septic pipe.

Scrimno · 2012-09-11T10:30:10-07:00

Oh it 10:30! Time to take the cat out for its daily drag!

arudeandvulgarname · 2012-09-11T17:31:38+00:00

Weird a person is dragging a cat and I have yet to see a comment from some one crying about the safety of the cat?

load_all_comments · 2012-09-11T10:32:30-07:00

what, you turn into a pussy?

eire1228 · 2012-09-11T10:33:00-07:00

Has there ever been a cat that likes going on a leash?

TabulaRasa0 · 2012-09-11T17:34:21+00:00

drkfox895 · 2012-09-11T10:35:50-07:00

Bring your smartphone and play Infinity Blade or something. And make her buy you a iced coffee, too. There!

HarryButts · 2012-09-11T10:37:09-07:00

Honestly I love taking my girlfriend shopping, I also like the things that we do in the changing rooms. It's a give and take thing.

lintropy · 2012-09-11T10:37:15-07:00

I searched for weeks. Nothing. I sifted through subreddits and threads and recommendations. Nothing. I even looked into the depths of my own soul. Nothing. But now, finally, after all this searching, I have found something worthy of an upvote. Take it.

KruelAK · 2012-09-11T10:38:16-07:00

My god, is that freaking awesome!

usedtowork · 2012-09-11T17:38:24+00:00

if you SO drags you out shopping often, get them to buy you a 3G iPad

I don't even mind when my wife takes me out on all-day shopping trips now, I get a chance to get caught up on all the magazines that normally pile up during the month

funny

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