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[–]kernafigjam 26 points27 points ago

This is reposted at least once a month.

[–]hypotheticalreality 11 points12 points ago

Well I'm on reddit almost every day and have never seen it, so it's not a repost to everyone.

[–]ThomasLloyd21 11 points12 points ago

you just summed up reddit in one comment

[–]inertia186 8 points9 points ago

Maybe the joke would be better if the accident involved clowns.

[–]xisforxray 20 points21 points ago

Maybe the joke would be funnier if it wasn't a repost.

[–]Beowulf87 0 points1 point ago

[–]richiekk1 5 points6 points ago

in china there was an accident involving a bus and a car and there was 22,000 deaths unfortunately,... they fill them in efficiently

[–]scotchirish 3 points4 points ago

I'd say it was more likely the coroner filling his quota

[–]NagisaK -3 points-2 points ago

Ah should be 35. (it's an inside joke)

[–]apextek 2 points3 points ago

explain to me like I'm 5

[–]JNGCSK 1 point2 points ago

4 cars. 87 dead.

[–]Efanito 1 point2 points ago

Relative joke:

Why were there only around 1,800 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 3 trucks.

[–]Milkslinger -1 points0 points ago

Neither.

[–]Jawski 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost you fucking asshole

[–]Upper_Cunting -1 points0 points ago

O a Fb picture made it to the front page? Better save it for next month.

[–]majinjohnny -1 points0 points ago

Why not tomorrow?

[–]urkan3000 1 point2 points ago

Alright, that post told me it is time to sleep. I'm down in the gutters obviously..

[–]HoshaZilo -1 points0 points ago

Always remember 9/11

[–]AndyLame -1 points0 points ago

I'm a terrible person for loling at this.

[–]gmt2e -2 points-1 points ago

This is a repost of a repost of a repost...

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

I hate when I get to the part of reddit where things this un-original and unfunny get this much popularity. I've submitted gold that doesn't get close to this. Fuck all you assholes.

[–]NevaWood 0 points1 point ago

let me get your address. I can send you something great for cleaning the sand out of your vagina.

[–]GuessWho_O -1 points0 points ago

That brings a whole new meaning to the word sandbox. 53 maple st, greenfield, ma.

[–]DaElephantMan 0 points1 point ago

You basterd reposter.

[–]3dDude 0 points1 point ago

Here's at least one post that's exactly the same:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/y2vnc/87_people_died_fb/

[–]deja-vu-comment -3 points-2 points ago

That's pretty funny. I think you're in the wrong subreddit.

Also, terrible title

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[–]DrHair -2 points-1 points ago

There was a passenger plane full of Mexican immigrants that crashed recently. Both families were devastated