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[–]thirdfounder 59 points60 points ago

Pat Robertson told me this would happen if we allowed gay marriage.

[–]MrGMinor 17 points18 points ago

That's the guy from Twilight right?

[–]nrfx 3 points4 points ago

No no no... You're thinking about the guy from Fight Club.

[–]breakingbong 1 point2 points ago

noooo... You're thinkng of the he/she who never was revealed of gender.

[–]babar_the_elephant 84 points85 points ago

Caught in the cat

FTFY

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 7 points8 points ago

great band name

[–]89rovi 9 points10 points ago

dot tumblr dot com

[–]Greyhotz -3 points-2 points ago

[–]jas1290 81 points82 points ago

IS THAT MONKEY FUCKING THAT CAT

[–]LexSenthur 57 points58 points ago

MARGRET! COME LOOK AT THIS!

[–]drylube 1 point2 points ago

dammit meg

[–]PORN_TITLE_RATER 37 points38 points ago

4/10

[–]Jackdaws7 5 points6 points ago

12 days...and more karma than my 1 year...I need a novelty account now..so i can feel hip and stuff

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 2 points3 points ago

You are hip!

There. How's that.

[–]Fuego_Fiero 0 points1 point ago

I gave you an upvote, So you're 1/2052 of the way there!

[–]homochrist 6 points7 points ago

THIS IS WHAT OBAMA WANTS TO LEGALIZE

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 2 points3 points ago

nope

hitmonkey strikes again

[–]Circuitfire 0 points1 point ago

TO THE FRONT PAGE!!!

[–]red321red321 36 points37 points ago

Monkey see

Monkey do

[–]pepe-ramollo 22 points23 points ago

Monkey pee all over you

[–]whoopygoldberg 1 point2 points ago

Monkey don't see Monkey step in doo.

[–]grimguitar 10 points11 points ago

Within a year, that monkey will move up the feline chain. Kitties, cats, panthers, jaguars, lions, and eventually tigers. He will teach his fellow monkeys how to gain this valuable skills. The human race will face its worst threat since the Black Plague.

Congratulations, you have started the Planet of the Apes.

[–]old_po_blu_collar 16 points17 points ago

or Thundercats

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

How many people are around in the Thundercats fiction?

[–]Flappage 3 points4 points ago

God help us when he starts on cougars.

[–]lbmouse 4 points5 points ago

[–]ladywindermere 20 points21 points ago

Baby monkey, baby monkey, riding on a cat, baby monkey

[–]tomkempsucks -1 points0 points ago

Ah you beat me to it. Have an up vote

[–]aimsly -1 points0 points ago

HARD UPVOTE.

Edit: *Ahem... RIDING ON A PIG, BABY MONKEY!

[–]e3m88 6 points7 points ago

This is not legitimate rape.

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points ago

Upvoting because of not being a 9/11 post.

[–]NotaMethAddict 78 points79 points ago

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 10 years

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 36 points37 points ago

When does a pentagon have four sides?

When it intersects a plane

Stolen from an askreddit thread.

[–]NotaMethAddict 12 points13 points ago

[–]Barboski 7 points8 points ago

Knock knock!

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 32 points33 points ago

Go away, 'batin.

[–]EvilHom3r 1 point2 points ago

With the squids?

[–]ThatPRGuy 5 points6 points ago

Who's there?

[–]Barboski 5 points6 points ago

9/11!

[–]ThatPRGuy 3 points4 points ago

9/11 Who?

[–]Barboski 9 points10 points ago

You promised you'd never forget!

[–]danyquinn 4 points5 points ago

What was the last pizza ordered in the WTC? 2 large plains.

[–]KneeSeekingArrow -2 points-1 points ago

You managed to combine two variations of the same joke. Bravo!

[–]Propolandante 0 points1 point ago

Wait... no it doesn't. Does it? I'm trying to picture this geometrically, and I just don't see it. I mean, a pentagon intersected by a plane can have 3, 4, 5, or 6 sides, depending on how it is intersected. And it could be intersected by any number of shapes in order to achieve a four-sided state.

Lastly, the resulting four-sided pentagon is called a trapezoid (assuming we started with a perfect pentagon).

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[–]Brock_Obama 3 points4 points ago

I take it you're not a reader yourself. Somebody posted this 15 minutes before you in the same comment thread.

[–]Brock_Obama 27 points28 points ago

What's the best thing about downvoting a 9/11 post?

You get to see yet another thing go down in flames on 9/11

Just kidding, I'm bad at this.

[–]jordanminjie 45 points46 points ago

9/11 jokes aren't funny. .

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but the other two are.

[–]Queen_LaQueefah 3 points4 points ago

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They're just plane wrong

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Making a pun thread about this? You might as well draw a pentagon and worship satan.

[–]tarheel2432 2 points3 points ago

[–]ChermsMcTerbin 3 points4 points ago

I swear, this isn't what it looks like!

[–]Rohan21166 18 points19 points ago

Wat.

[–]Takingbackmemes 10 points11 points ago

[–]Moment0 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha somehow that actually helped me get over your last post.

[–]MrConfucius 25 points26 points ago

Poor Colby.

[–]Jackdaws7 4 points5 points ago

The fuck...why does he suck on his finger immediately after..disturbing

[–]Ecchii 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]Conall360 14 points15 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Ptylerdactyl 1 point2 points ago

Well, now that's in my browser history. :(

[–]heardlb 1 point2 points ago

He's got a monkey on his back

[–]cmw72 3 points4 points ago

That monkey looks like Nicolas Cage ...

[–]Zombie_Lover 0 points1 point ago

I thought it looked like a movie still. Damn it, Nick!

[–]WithForte 0 points1 point ago

That macaque is cocking a cat.

[–]MAC777 2 points3 points ago

ralph pls go.

[–]ArcticTroopah -1 points0 points ago

Oh, for the love of god nsfw-tag this.

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 4 points5 points ago

Is that I_RAPE_CATS?

[–]zappafrank 1 point2 points ago

Don't look now there's a monkey on your back......George Michael tribute quote

[–]non_sequiter_guy 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[–]ophelia_jones 0 points1 point ago

Derek Zoolander, meow means no. Bad monkey.

[–]dinker -1 points0 points ago

Is that pain or pleasure? Maybe a bit of both.

[–]mikek3 -1 points0 points ago

Mom?

[–]whatlauradid -1 points0 points ago

Amazing. Now make it do this!

[–]LeTrollSprewell 0 points1 point ago

Lovin it

[–]Diggyd -1 points0 points ago

Possibly the best cat expression Ever

[–]fairwayks -2 points-1 points ago

Monkeyin' around gettin' a little pussy.

[–]loevenzaan 0 points1 point ago

@home @reddit.

[–]RightyTightey -1 points0 points ago

in the monkey's defense, he thought it was a football.

[–]yogo 0 points1 point ago

Reported for Kitty Porn.

[–]ThoughtsfromDOG -1 points0 points ago

WISH THAT WAS ME

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

NAMKLA meeting

[–]weFightFoo 1 point2 points ago

And that kids is where AIDS came from

[–]Athrowawayiuse -1 points0 points ago

So monkeys fuck everything right? What type of monkey fucked what to make a human?

[–]randumnumber 0 points1 point ago

Cat aids.

[–]donness 0 points1 point ago

The cats face is priceless

[–]_Molotov_Cocktease_ 0 points1 point ago

"Get on the cat, no time to explain!"

[–]Bullout 0 points1 point ago

Instantly thought of this

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

I once saw a video of a monkey washing a cat. That was CRAZY!!!

[–]OJ_PIMPSON 0 points1 point ago

And then super-aids was created...

[–]lunaticlola -1 points0 points ago

Uh. Tiny monkey penis... not what I expect to see when I clicked on this link.

[–]BackFlipJack -1 points0 points ago

Monkey gets that pussy. Part 1

[–]AlwaysWonderWhy 0 points1 point ago

What the muther fuck

[–]mynameisparrish 0 points1 point ago

Dude is just trying to get some pussy.

[–]Daemonecles 0 points1 point ago

What weirdo owns a kitten.

[–]Moment0 0 points1 point ago

I think she's enjoying it!

[–]whaleonstiltz 0 points1 point ago

im pretty sure the monkeys penis is on the back of that cats back.

[–]ohmaniforgotmyacc -1 points0 points ago

riding that pussy

[–]Throwawayname -1 points0 points ago

Now I know what a cat's O-face looks like.

[–]AlexOnTheCoast -1 points0 points ago

More like "caught in the cat".

[–]dcoke_ross -2 points-1 points ago

Spelling mistake. I'm sure you meant 'Caught in the cat'

[–]jimthebob 1 point2 points ago

hmm, to repost in r/aww?

[–]BurnVictimBear -1 points0 points ago

At least he doesn't have spikes on his dick.

[–]PriscillaPresley 0 points1 point ago

Is he trying to have sex with that cat?

[–]Jonbinjapan 0 points1 point ago

looks painful.

[–]raperone -2 points-1 points ago

caught the cat..

[–]nabmeg 0 points1 point ago

[–]vVvMaze 0 points1 point ago

that monkey is one of the cutest things ive ever seen.

[–]Ferlove 0 points1 point ago

Please someone do a faceswap

[–]treezin0314 0 points1 point ago

might want to test your cat for AIDS

[–]zeeb83 0 points1 point ago

thats how we got aids

[–]wishiwasAyla -1 points0 points ago

and here, ladies and gentlemen, we see the conception of the monkitty. the monkitty yields on average at least 135% the karma of either monkey or kitty.

[–]Danny_Bomber -1 points0 points ago

Damn it...Quit monkeying around!

[–]Saffie91 -1 points0 points ago

No monkey bussiness!

[–]Bluest_waters -1 points0 points ago

The cat is like "I know it's wrong but it feels so good!"

[–]MuxBoy -1 points0 points ago

Sooooo...important question here.. Did he finish?