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[–]drbeer 157 points158 points ago

[–]smacksaw 21 points22 points ago

What he gave up in height, he made up for in nipple circumference.

[–]HetfieldJ 0 points1 point ago

Does size matter?

[–]swagtech 20 points21 points ago

i really dig this on a serious level hahahahaha

[–]SunAndCigarrets 6 points7 points ago

"wengwengwengweng

Two foot nine

he will kick you in the nutsack from behind"

Pure awesomeness!

[–]u0da2 -5 points-4 points ago

There definitely isn't enough of that goes down! I would love to see more of this sort of thing happen in my every day life!

[–]TheBaconater 1 point2 points ago

Life changing.

[–]BaconBlasting 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, kind stranger. This video has made my day.

[–]D_Spoiler 3 points4 points ago

He needs a flame-thrower.

[–]HungryThought 0 points1 point ago

I love little superstar!

[–]milkisyummy 0 points1 point ago

For years little weng-weng was a national treasure. People still talk about him over there.

[–]Rat-Salad -1 points0 points ago

My god, you deserve a medal. I've never been as happy as I have watching that for a long time! hahaha

[–]cunt_smasher12 1 point2 points ago

An old Canadian show "Kenny vs Spenny" made another version of the Weng-Weng rap, except I can't link it cause I'm on my phone :( I think it's called 'Weng-Weng rap 2.0' though if that helps

[–]fboness 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jukepot 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god I am jammin'. Thank you.

[–]drunk_otter 55 points56 points ago

The guy out of shot, at the top of the stairs who threw the midget Elvis down onto the actors at they came up, had a sudden moment of clarity, just before that called action where he thought:

"What the fuck have I done with my life to end up here?"

[–]BlueMunky 26 points27 points ago

I'm upset that I haven't done the necessary things in life to end up like that.

[–]soykommander 3 points4 points ago

I was thinking I'm glad they caught him. I'd imagine a missed toss like that would mess that guy up.

[–]frotc914 1 point2 points ago

IamA request.

[–]Streeb-Greebling 22 points23 points ago

Sweet Jesus, how many posts do you submit at a time?

[–]rockin_aes 1 point2 points ago

I don't get people who do that. You miss the whole point of reddit if all you do is spam posts.

[–]mozilla2012 0 points1 point ago

Tagged him as "Karma Whore."

[–]gH0o5T[!] 61 points62 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
well, a flying disco midget kicking some asses. [x-post from r/WTF] 3coms 57pts 1mo gifs
well, a flying disco midget kicking some asses. [GIF] 64coms 797pts 1mo WTF
Size doesn't mean anything. 4coms 15pts 2mos gifs
Bollywood action heroes are infinitely more interesting 18coms 291pts 2mos WTF
The elusive Reddit downvoter 5coms 26pts 3mos gifs
Midget surprise attack! 20coms 225pts 4mos gifs
Midget Ninja. What more can i say? 8coms 17pts 6mos gifs
He got the skills. 207coms 1430pts 6mos WTF
Midget Ninja 16coms 155pts 6mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]ablebodiedmango 20 points21 points ago

Scopolamina is a known reposter. I even have him tagged, he did it again this morning.

[–]sevenandtwo 5 points6 points ago

everyone should tag him, that way he wont make the homepage every day.

[–]srsly_im_at_work 5 points6 points ago

There are as many people who have him tagged to upvote as there as that tag him to downvote. The problem with both of those ideas is that you won't know until after he's already made the front page and then extra voting activity only prolongs the amount of time that he stays there. In effect, your downvotes and comments help keep him where you don't want him.

[–]smileymalaise 0 points1 point ago

Damn, you're a total buzz-kill :(

[–]srsly_im_at_work 0 points1 point ago

It's just the truth. One of the major factors in "front page time" is steady voting/comment activity - the downvotes aren't enough to erase it from the front page and the comments and downvotes simply keep it on the front page where lurkers or RES users are just upvoting from their respective front pages. The worst thing you could do to him is ignore him because any sort of attention just helps him - he's like Westboro Baptist.

[–]swagtech 2 points3 points ago

WE GOT A 519, 519

KNOWN REPOSTER, APB OUT ON ALL USERNAMES WITH SCOPOLAMINA IN THEM

[–]xG33Kx 1 point2 points ago

I have him at -125 points.

[–]electrodan 1 point2 points ago

-43 and I only downvote shit I've seen more than a few times. I suppose it's not surprising, I started counting his posts in the last 24 hours and I stopped at 200. Also, he spent 12 of the last 24 hours posting. I honestly think I spend a ton of time on Reddit, but he is bordering on sad.

[–]xG33Kx 1 point2 points ago

I downvote everything because even if he does somehow make money off of it, it's just pathetic. Plus he chronically reposts and steals, he once posted a cinemagraph to /r/cinemagraphs that was literally stolen from wikipedia's page on cinemagraphs.

[–]ClockStalker 1 point2 points ago

/u/electrodan: Analyzing 985 comments and submissions over the last 740 days

Hypothesized location: Central North America

To hold Infinity in the palm of your hand, and Eternity in an hour

[–]xG33Kx 0 points1 point ago

Ooh, do scopolamina!

[–]Pinoy-P-I-M-P -4 points-3 points ago

Well thank effin' god for you. I'm so relieved that the repost police were here to let us know this was a repost.

[–]yurt-dweller 14 points15 points ago

Aaah,good old Weng-weng again!

[–]kukulkan 5 points6 points ago

Agent 00, to strangers.

[–]Naedlus 2 points3 points ago

For Your Height Only.

[–]mc_zodiac_pimp 1 point2 points ago

For Y'ur Height Only*

[–]pppoe 0 points1 point ago

[–]fapswhiledriving 55 points56 points ago

[–]baltakatei -2 points-1 points ago

[–]-KAIZO- 6 points7 points ago

As a Filipino, I approve of this.

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 1 point2 points ago

Oy, matulog ka na haha

[–]pastafarian_monk 1 point2 points ago

Aga pa, brad.

[–]pinaygirl 0 points1 point ago

I second the motion!

[–]Spongebobrob 6 points7 points ago

WENG WENG!

Weng weng, I love you my weng weng, come to me and tease me, I love you weng wennnnnnng!

[–]CelticLegend94 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]complacent1 4 points5 points ago

This is from the movie For Yur Height Only. The movie is full of golden moments like this gif, including Weng Weng (the little guy) riding a jet pack, whopping more ass, and charming the ladies. I definitely recommend it.

[–]borkborkbork99 3 points4 points ago

Jackie Chan does his own stunts, and TIL, so does Weng Weng.

[–]Tokiehardo 3 points4 points ago

Is that the dude from Eastbound & Down?

[–]CookieJarvis 0 points1 point ago

I think you're thinking of Deep Roy.

[–]Tokiehardo 0 points1 point ago

I definitely am. Thank you. He was also all the oompa loompas in the recent Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And he was a dude in the Max Rebo band. Weird.

[–]symbiotics 3 points4 points ago

Weng Weng!

[–]labradorrescuer 2 points3 points ago

This is older than the interwebs but makes me laugh when he flys down the stairs like a little spider monkey

[–]bad81boy 1 point2 points ago

I think I saw this here before

[–]Ben702 4 points5 points ago

Like 9 times before

[–]deigm 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of those little mini ninja dudes in half-life 1. Come to think of it WTF were those guys?

[–]Sepulchural 2 points3 points ago

I like this despite it being repost number 412, because of the title. Would make a great band name.

[–]MrZurkon89 0 points1 point ago

If there ever was a gif that immediately made me think 'wtf' this may perhaps be the definition of that

[–]Gerwert 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to randomly remember this gif and laugh at awkward moments, then try to explain to those around me why I'm laughing, which will only make it more awkward since they wont know wtf I'm talking about. Thank you.

[–]xerogod 2 points3 points ago

[–]rina_onyx 1 point2 points ago

hahaha! this is a filipino movie!

[–]fbrooks -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure that a monkey with an elvis mask.

[–]Fallingdamage -1 points0 points ago

[–]doteman -1 points0 points ago

That's what happens when you call a little person ninja Elvia... a midget

[–]enroxorz -1 points0 points ago

Watchout, weng weng will kick your ass and steak your girl!

[–]DocFreudstein 0 points1 point ago

He'll buy her a porterhouse? Damn, he's a stone cold pimp!

[–]justinsidebieber -1 points0 points ago

I'm I the only one who is deadly scared of midgets?

[–]MYTHAtrue -1 points0 points ago

that's an umpa lumpa ninja elvis midget television celeb

[–]TheRegularsBand 1 point2 points ago

The description is flawless

[–]tonyh322 1 point2 points ago

It's Weng-Weng, may he rest in peace, from For Y'ur Height Only. He was a Filipino action/spy thriller movie star. I've seen almost his entire filmography, I highly recommend it for a few laughs with friends.

[–]Reallywhatthehell 0 points1 point ago

That was such a fun movie.

[–]DocFreudstein 0 points1 point ago

I can't find a picture, but am I the only guy who thought the villain (Mr. Big, I think) looked like a midget Shigeru Miyamoto?

[–]MargotTennenbaum 0 points1 point ago

Well, I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]RoninKengo 0 points1 point ago

ILOVEYOUWENGWENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

[–]BombedShaun 0 points1 point ago

3 of my favorite words.

[–]funky_moose 0 points1 point ago

I like how they caught him. Wouldn't want your attacker to get hurt, now would you?

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny is that way

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point ago

Minjelvis Lives!

[–]jeweylewey 0 points1 point ago

Rarely have I said "What The Fuck" out loud from a post.

Well done OP.

[–]MitchConor 0 points1 point ago

Where can I get one of these guys?

[–]TheRealTres 0 points1 point ago

saved to favorites,

[–]brokenbrakes 1 point2 points ago

i didn't know Kat Williams did action movies.

[–]disgruntledplatypus 0 points1 point ago

Good God...

[–]tardomeme 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait for my friends on Facebook to see this.

[–]GoGoGadge7 0 points1 point ago

"tssssssssssssss aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tsssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhh"

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

....what...?

[–]AcneVulgaris 1 point2 points ago

Somewhere in the credits for that movie, there is a guy with the title "Midget Flinger".

[–]sarcasmo154 0 points1 point ago

New Yorks hottest club is...

[–]ThufirrHawat 0 points1 point ago

Weng Weng Represent!

[–]llluminate -1 points0 points ago

That wasn't funny or wtf-worthy.

[–]inthemorning33 0 points1 point ago

So that other post with midget in title gets a bunch of political correct comment crap, but being that this is 'midget' version of Elvis its all good?

[–]GetStapled 0 points1 point ago

What's with all the midgets today, reddit? Not that I'm complaining.

[–]themisc 0 points1 point ago

A lot of people seem shook up about this gif.

[–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

Elvis has left the building.

[–]fritzing 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed out loud at my office and got a bunch of weird looks. Thanks.

[–]lPUM4 0 points1 point ago

How the hell did he manage to jump that high of the top of the stairs.

[–]katzmandoo 0 points1 point ago

You forgot flying

[–]darrenf20073 0 points1 point ago

the funny... it hurts!

[–]MMZephyr 1 point2 points ago

This has already been posted on /r/WTF.

[–]e4excellence 1 point2 points ago

Hey look! More non-WTF in /r/WTF! Whoopie!

[–]mermster 0 points1 point ago

The hell did i just watch?

[–]liquidben 0 points1 point ago

Ah, I remember discovering BadMovies.org years ago and reading of Weng Weng

[–]NewEnglandSki16 0 points1 point ago

Why? Because fuck you thats why.

[–]bannedinNYC 0 points1 point ago

this exceeded all of my expectations from reading the title.

[–]ThomasParsons 0 points1 point ago

This isn't WTF. It is just hilarious

[–]gdx 0 points1 point ago

wtf did I just watch?

[–]whenHigh 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone threw him down from the stairs above

Like the director, "Ready pedro?! This is your big scene! throws midget"

[–]AngelEffect 0 points1 point ago

Please stop posting.

[–]Action_Bastard84 0 points1 point ago

First time I watched it I thought it was Richard Hammond.

[–]brotherxii 0 points1 point ago

My prediction for 2013; the "No Country For Old Men" hairstyle will sweep the nation.

[–]yt_nom 0 points1 point ago

The first gif on the internet!

[–]Riader 0 points1 point ago

Man, I miss GFW radio.

[–]CaveExploder 0 points1 point ago

Me and my buddy were talking about weng weng last night. So far today I've seen him referenced 4 times and its only 1 30.

[–]oisinmcdaid 1 point2 points ago

I've must of seen this like 54356346 times now, stop reposting this shit!

[–]bass-to-mouth123 0 points1 point ago

That was 1 of the coolest things I've seen all week. Thank you for that.

[–]robak69 0 points1 point ago

this isnt WTF

[–]pall_maul 0 points1 point ago

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM WENG WENG!

[–]BuddhaHulk 0 points1 point ago

I guess i did read the title correctly.

[–]portezbie 0 points1 point ago

Wow this is an oldie. I think I first saw this video back in 04 or 05

[–]thr33pwood 0 points1 point ago

With all the "WTF-worthy-or-not" talk lately... THIS IS WORTHY!

I mean, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

[–]badfan 0 points1 point ago

Player 2.5 has joined the game.

[–]newbewts 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY

Weng-Weng Weng-Weng 2 foot 9, kick you in the nutsack from behind!

[–]Sadlavalamp 1 point2 points ago

As a legitimate question, does anyone know what type of dwarfism that is, that leaves the body in the same proportion as other non-dwarf adults, but just smaller?

[–]Lamzn6 0 points1 point ago

Primordial dwarfism.

[–]HakeemOlajubong 0 points1 point ago

Here is one of his movies on YouTube. This is some real high quality shit.

EDIT: I should have known better. Because Wang Wang is such a fucking mack, there are boobs in this video. So some may consider it NSFW. Do your thang, Wang Wang.

[–]JakAndDaxter 0 points1 point ago

wat...

[–]Jackno7Daniels 0 points1 point ago

They need to make the next expendables with an all midget cast. Mini Stallone, mini Jet li, etc. I would pay to watch this. Twice.

[–]01-811-8055 0 points1 point ago

I'm amazed. This guy might actually be a midget, not a dwarf.

[–]nmc9279 0 points1 point ago

AWESOME

[–]SweatyOP 0 points1 point ago

That's Pedro Martinez's friend.

[–]karkisuni 0 points1 point ago

this is so god damn old. are you going to post the dancing baby gif or the hamster dance next?

[–]gabesunday 0 points1 point ago

he's a little bit rock and roll

ahhh-thank you

[–]NOMEANSNO08 1 point2 points ago

weng weng!!!!!!!

[–]mopxhead 1 point2 points ago

You can't fuck with Weng Weng

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

It's the sequel to No Country For Old Men, where Javier Bardem reprises his role as Anton Chigurh. Kidnapped by a UFO and inexplicably miniaturized, Anton is given the chance to kick crime's ass in the far east in a white Elvis-style leisure suit.

[–]AllMustSuffer 0 points1 point ago

Someone that's only doing martial arts isn't a "ninja".

[–]apathyzeal 0 points1 point ago

Best GIF ever. Nobody should ever animate another one.

[–]UndBeebs -1 points0 points ago

I wish this would stop getting posted, wasting 3 seconds of clicking and going to the previous page every time.

[–]Misread_A_Word 0 points1 point ago

You can't see his little pelvis at all.

[–]GonzoMojo 0 points1 point ago

that guy needs to be a halfing in the next D&D movie...

and yes, if you are less than 3ft tall, nut kicks are allowed

[–]TheGreatGumball 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling that's the real Elvis, and those are actual giants that have kidnapped him, and this is some leaked servaliance camera photoage that was somehow leaked to the internet.

[–]wttube 0 points1 point ago

lol never give up :P

[–]SiMX 0 points1 point ago

I got this on DVD... The movie is called ; THE IMPOSSIBLE KID ... i was never able to watch more then 15 min of that film! :(

[–]thepollitt 0 points1 point ago

By day, Mr. Homunculus. By night, SUPER NINJA SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER HOMUNCULUS!

[–]mrsloblaw 0 points1 point ago

This should go in r/awww.

[–]KatsWithHats 0 points1 point ago

Would you like some bacon with that retoast

[–]Spiech 0 points1 point ago

RRRRRRRRRRR-REPOST!!

[–]ThaFreakyOne -1 points0 points ago

[–]THUMB5UP -2 points-1 points ago

Bollywood, I presume?

[–]jlevil -2 points-1 points ago

You forgot the adjective "Bollywood."

[–]brazilian_scorer -2 points-1 points ago

That's the repost of a repost of a repost. But everytime I see it I laugh the same way! :D

[–]cconrad0825 1 point2 points ago

I don't care how many times this is reposted, I really want to watch that movie.

[–]DullDawn 0 points1 point ago

That dwarf are clearly being tossed. No one tossed a dwarf.

[–]Pragmataraxia -1 points0 points ago

This is probably the first time in the history of the internet that a midget was properly called a midget, and then you go and call him a dwarf?

[–]Lamzn6 2 points3 points ago

Actually his condition is called primordial dwarfism. He is not a "little person"/midget. It's cause is different.

[–]DullDawn 1 point2 points ago

But my LOTR-reference wasn't working otherwise. sadface

Also, Midget are an considered an offensive term and not all types of dwarfism result in a disproportionate body.

[–]risklight -1 points0 points ago

if you use hobbit people might get the LOTR reference

[–]DullDawn 1 point2 points ago

4real?

[–]MrFiveFingers -2 points-1 points ago

[–]nitromachine22 0 points1 point ago

took the words right out of my mouth

[–]sith6six -2 points-1 points ago

Oh no you used the M word....brace yourselves..political correctness is coming

[–]HalfRetardHalfAmazin -3 points-2 points ago

[–]SpiderBroKnew -4 points-3 points ago

lolwutjusthappened