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[–]The_Ion_Shake 272 points273 points ago

And she didn't even have to use her AK.

[–]nefarious_one 14 points15 points ago

I guess she pulled out her JAMMY and killed the PUNNANI.

[–]UnderwaterHandstand 18 points19 points ago

Eternal upvotes for you. Classic hip hop references are under appreciated around here.

[–]dukerutledge 7 points8 points ago

Some cited sources for the uninitiated?

[–]Jedidestroyer 23 points24 points ago

[–]Tristan_the_Manley -5 points-4 points ago

The music video for Check Yo Self also leads directly from this video.

[–]BrutalJones 16 points17 points ago

[–]CochMaestro 28 points29 points ago

[–]snutr 10 points11 points ago

He looks so happy! A bad day of fishing beats a good day of bustin' a cap in someone's ass any day!

[–]UnderwaterHandstand 1 point2 points ago

Ice Cube-It Was a Good Day http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M&gl=US

That's the best I can do on this wonky blackberry browser I'm currently using.

[–]The_Ion_Shake 2 points3 points ago

This is my alarm tone to wake me up in the morning. It means that every day will be a good day.

[–]nismo267 3 points4 points ago

[–]numbers_everywhere 2 points3 points ago

I feel like both of you are watching me. I switch between Good Day and 1st of the month for my alarm. Now I know what that flashing light in my vent is....

[–]xtemplarx -2 points-1 points ago

Welfare carols?

[–]Rediculosity 1 point2 points ago

would make a kickass redditor

[–]nobleach 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps she even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp.

[–]WalkerGeek -5 points-4 points ago

What the fuck you thinkin about?

[–]silver_pockets -2 points-1 points ago

Stop this shit

[–]r_shawshoe 57 points58 points ago

I DON'T KNOW YOU! THAT'S MY PURSE!

[–]Samped 9 points10 points ago

Bobby Hill

[–]annoyinglyclever 9 points10 points ago

That boy ain't right.

[–]shhyguuy 4 points5 points ago

That boy needs therapy

[–]steamfolk 4 points5 points ago

Psychosomatic.

[–]coottenhimer 497 points498 points ago

Reverse roles and we got ourselves some jail time.

[–]b90 23 points24 points ago

And then it all repeats in prison, except now, no one is laughing, and only one person is having a good time.

[–]Halgy 1 point2 points ago

Actually, most people thing prison rape is funny (or karmic justice), which is why it is such a huge problem.

[–]albbi 15 points16 points ago

Reversing the gif makes it look like good times were had by all.

[–]clouds31 129 points130 points ago

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[–]Scrauz 48 points49 points ago

It's almost like you made an assumption and didn't actually browse the subreddit. It's almost like you're making an ass out of yourself. Almost.

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[–]kelustu 38 points39 points ago

Hategroup? They want fathers to get equal treatment in courts and regarding family law. They want man-on-man rape to be taken seriously and they take issue with the fact that men commit suicide three times as often as women, and want to lower that number. What part of that is hate?

[–]SirSandGoblin 5 points6 points ago

oh it would be nice if that was all that /mensrights was

[–]kelustu -1 points0 points ago

Find and link me something that's actually upvoted that's different. Thanks.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

i was mainly talking about the comments section if i'm honest, but it might have changed since i dared step in there so i'll believe it is a well reasoned area of sensible discussion and no longer a massively sexist shithole, on your word

[–]NamelessPurity -4 points-3 points ago

From what I've noticed, feminists are the assholes, at least the ones I've met. They don't back any of their claims with facts, they don't even make claims; they yell at, bitch at, and insult you.

[–]ohgodmypreciouskarma 5 points6 points ago

That's also why the thing got labeled as a hategroup in the first place.

Yeah, that never happened by the way. Quoting SPLC spokesman Mark Potok:

"It's false. We wrote about the subreddit Mens Rights, but we did not list it as a hate group ."

"In almost all cases, we list hate groups at the end of each calendar year when we publish lists. I very much doubt we would ever list the Reddit [r/MensRights] in question—it's a diverse group, which certainly does include some misogynists—but I don't think that's [its basic] purpose."

[–]micredable 8 points9 points ago

You clearly have never been on that subreddit.

[–]Compatibilist 9 points10 points ago

I'm tempted to say that I'm fine with such behavior going both ways. But I'm not sure and the line is blurry.

[–]ChaoticAgenda 3 points4 points ago

That was the point of the joke.

[–]TrueSol 12 points13 points ago

False.

[–]kennywinker09 -1 points0 points ago

congratulations, you figured out the joke.

[–]PainLing 39 points40 points ago

This is from a german comedy show called "Knallerfrauen", which is written by a female german comedian who is the blonde girl in the gif. BTW the show is pretty hilarious.

[–]zyzzogeton 7 points8 points ago

German Comedy... is pretty hilarious

Those words... in that order.... does not compute.

[–]Reddywhipt 3 points4 points ago

It's a Comedy of Germanic Proportions!!!

(Better?)

[–]Cookmasterr -1 points0 points ago

Well that's not generalization or anything

[–]zyzzogeton -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Smokratez 67 points68 points ago

Like sexually assaulting a person?

[–]CHEEZYSPAM 74 points75 points ago

Anyone can prevent rape... just say "yes".

[–]annoyinglyclever 20 points21 points ago

But then their body won't reject the pregnancy.

[–]frobischer 28 points29 points ago

Victim: "EEK! Er... I mean, oh boy! This'll be swell!"

Rapist: "Huh? Well, that ruined the mood!" storms off in a huff

Life would be better if it were this easy.

[–]Inaimad 4 points5 points ago

Not sure if missed the point of the joke, or adapted it to mean something else.

I'll clarify anyway. Once the victim says "yes" the rapist then has consent and it is no longer rape. Thus the rape is prevented.

[–]frobischer 8 points9 points ago

Nope, got it, was mildly amused, came up with a slightly less offensive variant, moved on. :)

[–]Pragmataraxia 0 points1 point ago

God dammit, that made me laugh. >_<

[–]nomis_nehc -1 points0 points ago

I would let her do that to me. A few times. Then it's my turn.

[–]Anopheles_stingz 54 points55 points ago

Why does this never happen to me while tying my shoelaces ?

[–]WalkerGeek 51 points52 points ago

Because you didn't rehearse it with anybody beforehand

[–]CivEZ 3 points4 points ago

Oh noe! My shoe lace, has become...untied! I will just leeean over here, and stick my ass out, while I retie it...I sure hope no women walk by and molest me....cuz, that would be TERRIBLE!...cuz, I'm all...vulnerable here and ... stuff....

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 2 points3 points ago

soon

[–]Liadric 35 points36 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel on a good Day.... 81coms 839pts 4hrs funny
This is what I image shes listening to. 10coms 90pts 5dys GifSound
I'm walking on sunshine 0coms 0pts 5dys GifSound
Huh what? Right! Uhh! 0coms 0pts 5dys GifSound
So how was your commute today? 22coms 190pts 6dys gifs
She seems like a fun person to hang out with. 3coms 4pts 20dys funny
Really into that music. Heh. 88coms 426pts 22dys funny
Funky Town Mashup 1com 13pts 1mo GifSound
No fucks given today 2coms 6pts 1mo funny
I just realized it's my cake day! 17coms 70pts 1mo funny
Your my bitch now 9coms 13pts 1mo funny
I just wanna know what song she was listening to 1com 1pt 1mo funny
Opposite Day 0coms 10pts 2mos funny
Most guys would love for this to happen to them 9coms 115pts 2mos NSFWFunny
Happy girl is happy...Listening to music and simulating sex with a random guy 0coms -5pts 2mos gifs
How I feel when getting upvotes for posting an overused gif.. 44coms 730pts 2mos funny
How I feel when I open the jar without my boyfriend's help... 263coms 575pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]slackeyed 4 points5 points ago

[–]Thinkiknoweverything 37 points38 points ago

Guy does this: OMG SEXUAL ABUSE RAPE SUE

Girl does this: Lol isnt she funny and cute?

[–]cursed_deity 42 points43 points ago

you feel like reposting ?

[–]MELSU 10 points11 points ago

It should have been titled "This is how I feel when reposting"

[–]Ajunk 0 points1 point ago

Dunno why you're getting downvoted, this is pretty much what happens.

[–]modomario 2 points3 points ago

That and it isn'teven funny in the context he/she posted it.

[–]deja-vu-comment 52 points53 points ago

I'm a girl and I use to do this to guys in bars to show my dominance.

.

[–]jmcwalk 32 points33 points ago

which bar?

[–]ZeldenGM 56 points57 points ago

As a guy I used to do it to girls to show my dominance.

MENRIGHTS!

Wait, what do you mean you're downvoting me for being rapey?

[–]kevinc69 1 point2 points ago

Why don't you just pee on them to mark your territory?

[–]DragonRaptor 0 points1 point ago

I love it when girls do that. I was at a bar with a stripper pole once. Had some hot girls that I didn't know come up and grab my bum while I was dancing on it. Wow, what an Ego booster that was! (and for those others there, if the girl wasn't hot, it wouldn't have bothered me, I was dancing on a stripper pole, It may just not have been as big of an Ego boost)

[–]SimianControl -1 points0 points ago

People look at the name, and the link to the original comment. He/She is taking comments and reposting them. Still clever and it took me a minute to realize it so upvote for you Sir or Ma'am

[–]DJPho3nix 2 points3 points ago

It's not even original. TIR did it a few weeks ago as an experiment to see if reposting top comments from popular reposts would result in similar amounts of upvotes. He became the target of a massive witch hunt for doing it. So many torches and pitchforks...

Someone else does it now and it's clever? I guess there is a slight difference in that this novelty account links to the original at least.

[–]SimianControl 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't aware of the goings on of reddit past, dammit I need to open up my book "Reddit, a Past, and Present"

[–]GetBehindMe -3 points-2 points ago

Isn't this basically a job for you? What's it like?

[–]Lots42 -5 points-4 points ago

Speaking as a guy, I'm not sure it quite works if the guy wants you to fondle them.

[–]AccountMadeToUpvote -4 points-3 points ago

I'm certain this doesn't get exactly every man you do it to following you around for the rest of night.

Good for you for trying to reverse gender roles. I hear that works all the time.

[–]thediscobison 6 points7 points ago

I too feel molestery on a good day.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 19 points20 points ago

So this is "funny," but when you switch the genders of the two people involved and make one of them 14-years-old, suddenly I am getting taken to jail?

[–]becausesevens -2 points-1 points ago

oh username, you sly dog!

[–]gordofrog 10 points11 points ago

Is that the same chick from the gif where she puts a sleeping dude's hand down her pants?

[–]monskey 2 points3 points ago

Source?

[–]gordofrog 12 points13 points ago

[–]KidDeath10k 0 points1 point ago

[–]hidemeplease 0 points1 point ago

hot

[–]dorekk 0 points1 point ago

word

[–]herzogg 2 points3 points ago

Martina Hill if you are wondering. And yes, she is the same.

[–]kira87 3 points4 points ago

Britta?

[–]walshy420 -2 points-1 points ago

no

[–]malhar1 2 points3 points ago

You unoriginal bastard.

[–]happyhappyjoejoe 2 points3 points ago

Rap music these days...

[–]b90 2 points3 points ago

[–]phoenixgames 0 points1 point ago

Why is literally everybody wearing blue?

[–]Lithex 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the time my "friend" asked me to tie her shoe, feeling nice I got down in my knees and started tying her shoes. She put her hand on my head and mentioned it up and down, as a driver passed by and gave her the thumbs up. That bitch.

[–]Lithex -1 points0 points ago

Edit: on*

[–]Herdsoot 0 points1 point ago

Nice, man.

[–]Lithex 0 points1 point ago

Ma'am, please.

[–]jshrimp3 -1 points0 points ago

I found this easy to fap to.

[–]Juttore 0 points1 point ago

i ain't even mad

[–]MurphyBinkings 1 point2 points ago

The 17th time's a charm!

[–]shortybeats 0 points1 point ago

dat repost.

[–]charles2511 0 points1 point ago

Funniest GIF i have seen in a long time....

well...since the last time I seen it...

[–]lindsayadult 0 points1 point ago

this gif never gets old.

[–]renob151 -1 points0 points ago

I'm a guy, and I too would be WTF? But that is awesome!

[–]adcny25 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate that .gif

[–]batoughtasmell 0 points1 point ago

Not this gif again.

[–]Jacks_Grin 0 points1 point ago

You feel like a woman sexually harassing a businessman?

[–]fuckthisindustry 0 points1 point ago

If anyone I didn't know did that to me, I'd knock them out on the spot.

[–]itsbloodlustduh 0 points1 point ago

That was hot

[–]miniungen 0 points1 point ago

can people plz stop reposting

[–]brewerbeast105 -1 points0 points ago

if a guy did this, jail time for sure

[–]neoaoshi 0 points1 point ago

I burst out laughing in public when i saw that one. Worth the looks

[–]FreshAsBasil 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]vnkid 0 points1 point ago

Wait those are the same two from the train clip, correct? Where she stuffs his hand into her pants?

[–]maggitt147 0 points1 point ago

How many times will this be posted in 3 weeks?

[–]Zenike 0 points1 point ago

Reposted sooooo many times now

[–]baneofthebanshee 0 points1 point ago

Is no one caring if they're reposts anymore? Pretty sure I saw this weeks ago.

[–]MyinnerGoddes -1 points0 points ago

Gold, pure gold

[–]JokesPokes 1 point2 points ago

[–]neininchkneils 1 point2 points ago

I loved this. Thanks for sharing.

[–]selbon 0 points1 point ago

It's as if I've seen this before...

[–]tragictoys 0 points1 point ago

HUGE REPOST

[–]kbruce4 0 points1 point ago

i just watched this while listening to the drop of rolling stone t-shirt by dada life. i giggled by the uncanny match up

[–]ProfessorButts 2 points3 points ago

If roles were reversed and a guy did that to a girl it would be on the news 'Man indecently assaults woman on the street'... Equality, go figure.

[–]pingas-9000 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to be that guy, but what movie is this from?

[–]SumHonda 0 points1 point ago

Ted should've just listened to Barney all those times when asked to suit up...

[–]GeneralApathy 0 points1 point ago

You feeling like sexually harassing strangers? Well, we all have our own thing.

[–]leftrightstart 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost right down to the top comments. Not that they are wrong or the gif isn't funny.

[–]D_DUNCANATOR 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to Pandora, and Cinema by Skrillex was on, and the break started at the same time the .GIF did. It fit so perfectly...

[–]AlexBrecht 0 points1 point ago

Can't let you repost that toris2611

[–]Irishbane 0 points1 point ago

Just keep using the same Gif over and over.

[–]cocobango 0 points1 point ago

sexual harassment. Rape. What if it was a man doing this? Angry feminists, here you come!

[–]Ejemy -1 points0 points ago

what's this from?!?

[–]WrathOfAiur 4 points5 points ago

I think that's Martina Hill. She does various sketch/comedy shows in Germany

[–]Hanzaru -1 points0 points ago

Yes, it is.

[–]Scraw -2 points-1 points ago

I will never tire of this gif. Hilarious.

[–]lightshatter -1 points0 points ago

NO, NO, NO, STOP USING THIS GIF, stop raping this fucking gif over and over and over.

[–]Katarsys -1 points0 points ago

I'm a man, and if I do that surely will be considered rape...

[–]Simba7 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, it's funny because sexual harassment.

[–]benjaminchaser -1 points0 points ago

repost.

[–]Subakna -2 points-1 points ago

And if a guy did that... There would be a special place in hell for him.
Damn double standards.

[–]AmorphousMischkaFace 0 points1 point ago

Sauce?

[–]thatusernameisal -3 points-2 points ago

Haha sexual violence against a man so funny.

[–]CapoKub -3 points-2 points ago

I'm confused...Both people seem to be having a good day.Which one do you feel like? Or , both?

[–]melissam224 -2 points-1 points ago

Listening to "somebody that I used to know" when I found this. It works perfectly, just sayin.

[–]Upper_Cunting 0 points1 point ago

What a gif made the front page ? Better save it for next month.

[–]DiscreetMooseX -3 points-2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now

[–]TheCasualCommenter -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously?

Can you say REPOST?

[–]pavlpants -3 points-2 points ago

I love this gif so much, never fails to cheer me up.

[–]Pykoh -3 points-2 points ago

[–]ConsultMyCat -2 points-1 points ago

Last time this made the front page r/mensrights had their panties all in a bunch.

[–]Herdsoot 0 points1 point ago

How do you think /r/mensrights would feel about you using that phrase?

[–]funkmastamatt -2 points-1 points ago

That guy went to his knees fast.

[–]SockofBadKarma 0 points1 point ago

A rapist? You feel like a rapist on a good day?

I don't even want to know how you feel when you've had a hard time at work...

[–]kaitstav -2 points-1 points ago

Seen this gif but heck have an up vote cuz I still find it hilarious!

[–]AndrewFaben 1 point2 points ago

It's fine when a woman does it...

[–]Anon090 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't care how many times this is reposted. It's awesome.

[–]onesillygooses 0 points1 point ago

REPOST to original down vote for you.

[–]iCHiLLx 0 points1 point ago

well, if that person was a guy, he would probably have some more things to explain.

[–]Constantlurker88 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey look this gif made it to the front page again...

[–]CFritZ 0 points1 point ago

That last hump while he tries to escape is priceless.