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[–]buster2Xk 135 points136 points ago

Giraffes are seriously the funniest animal ever. They're just so odd with their clumsy legs and massive necks... And what about that thing they do where they swing their heads around and whack each other? Giraffes, you so silly.

[–]bowhunter6274 37 points38 points ago

You can include camels in the funny category as well. this one cracks me up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOBTCBHyAw

[–]American-American 10 points11 points ago

At 4 seconds in she's running just like the camel.

[–]Weezy_Ef_Baby 5 points6 points ago

Because she's afraid she'll get shin kicked by the camel qwop. I'd be afraid too

[–]jestacado 6 points7 points ago

[–]stefmor90 5 points6 points ago

"LOL GHETTO NOAH'S ARK" Probably the best top comment I have ever seen in a while.

[–]nealski77 2 points3 points ago

I'm tempted to look, but I'm afraid I'll throw up in the middle of my college cafeteria. Fuck it, I'm clicking this link....

[–]richiekk1 5 points6 points ago

[–]MrIslander 0 points1 point ago

I'm bringing one of those along next time i have to kill my hooker! Nobody'll suspect a thing!

[–]Vessix 1 point2 points ago

If goats could actually sound like that, I would definitely have a pet goat

[–]real_nice_guy 3 points4 points ago

they have such pretty eyelashes.

[–]WcJessen 0 points1 point ago

Damn, camels are really cute in a really ugly kind of way. Like manatees.

[–]gasms 52 points53 points ago

DAMN NATURE YOU RIDICULOUS

[–]SummaDatPurpleStuff 4 points5 points ago

[–]chikinboy -2 points-1 points ago

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

[–]Aquagoat 18 points19 points ago

And they have those neat head dongles. What are those things anyways? Antlers? Actually don't tell me, I like calling them dongles.

[–]swagless 3 points4 points ago

Seconded

[–]AppleBlossom63 2 points3 points ago

Thirded.

[–]MrIslander 1 point2 points ago

"head dongles" is the funniest thing I've seen all day, thank you, sir

[–]brygy24 10 points11 points ago

geraffes are so dumb

[–]washingtonco 8 points9 points ago

like this?!?!

they are not being silly, they are fighting you sick fucker. just messing around, watch those giraffes fight though.

[–]tugtugerin 8 points9 points ago

They may be fighting, but it's still pretty silly.

[–]bowhunter6274 5 points6 points ago

Youtube comment "Haha, it's like two pool noodles smacking each other."

[–]Stampsr 1 point2 points ago

Provides link. Gets downvoted.

[–]whitemonkey09 3 points4 points ago

when they swing thy head it is called a physical altercation.

[–]stevenpetryk -1 points0 points ago

"when they swing your head it is called a physical altercation"

[–]whitemonkey09 0 points1 point ago

yes.

[–]canadiansayseh 1 point2 points ago

The voice is incredibly irritating so mute it and watch as hilarity ensues. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RJN9a_jdM

Edit: Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, the dog has a brain disorder that's making it difficult to run properly. She lives a perfectly normal and healthy life according to the owner. Enjoy how silly and adorable it is.

[–]JBspurs 31 points32 points ago

Reminds me of the crazy lime dancing puppy

[–]mustnotthrowaway 1 point2 points ago

i love this puppy

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

My puppy does this. I still have no idea why, but I crack up every time she does.

[–]beltaine 16 points17 points ago

[–]triforce88 3 points4 points ago

[–]beltaine 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha awesome, I wait for the day!

[–]souleh 6 points7 points ago

Not a fan of the postage-stamp sized gif thing, so here's the video.

[–]Kar98_Byf42 8 points9 points ago

The fuck is this? The fuck was that!?

[–]Dick_Serious 1 point2 points ago

This is the god damn best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

[–]weinerschnitzelboy 12 points13 points ago

[–]Sjoerder 28 points29 points ago

Reminds me of this cow.

[–]RICH_LITTLE 5 points6 points ago

New one for me...and I like it.

[–]pchieng 3 points4 points ago

I thought that only happened in cartoons

[–]Deyster 1 point2 points ago

Melman from Madagascar.

[–]swagless 1 point2 points ago

Free mints!

[–]cal-badger 2 points3 points ago

I can just hear the scooby doo sound effect when he's about to take off

[–]Ruzihm 10 points11 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Being 6'6 ft tall, this is what I'm like after being scared shitless 1com 24pts 2mos funny
Just a startled giraffe 0coms 38pts 3mos gifs
DANM PEACOCK YOU SCARY!! 4coms 78pts 3mos funny
wanna make out? 0coms 37pts 1mo funny
my reaction to r/spacedicks [gif] 0coms 0pts 17dys funny
oh shit, Oh Shit, OH SHIT! 13coms 143pts 18dys funny
Trying to play CLOP. 2coms 71pts 1mo gaming
Nope. 0coms 20pts 1mo gifs
When I go to smell a flower and find a bee 0coms 19pts 2mos funny
NOPE 173coms 1327pts 2mos funny
NOPE 3coms 228pts 3mos gifs
Giggity, giggity, gotcha! 0coms 4pts 3mos funny
Poor giraffe. 0coms 13pts 3mos funny
When i realize that i have 30 seconds left to exploit my cake day karma 3coms 19pts 3mos funny
baby giraffe done got scared. 1com 10pts 4mos aww
Holy shit! A living bush! 1com 10pts 4mos funny
OMG I LOVE PEACOCKS! 2coms 11pts 4mos funny
OMG It's Alive 254coms 1994pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

geraffes are so dumb.

EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a peacock. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.

EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the bird.

EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.

EDIT: is it a bunch of peta lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some shit? i have never so much as even spit on a geraffe! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator, and something they told me was eagle but i'm positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and geraffes is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are.

EDIT: spelling.

EDIT: this is such shit. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid geraffe-loving bandwagon. that is a dumb goddamn bird-licking geraffe and that is all. i'm not going to apologize to you idiots any more.

EDIT: you know, now my feelings are hurt. the amount of downvotes piled on me is just excessive. god for-fucking-bid i had commented on a post about an antteater, i would be at -1000 by now. you people are horrible.

[–]EnigmaticEntity 9 points10 points ago

This is quite easily the worst post I've ever seen.

[–]NonPermissive 4 points5 points ago

It's a repost of a comment from another thread, probably a post of this gif. It didn't really need to be brought back and works a lot better in the original. reditters are so dumb.

[–]sls36 0 points1 point ago

MANIA

[–]Elencia 0 points1 point ago

did he just get 40 downvotes because of his quote from some other guys deleted account? man, reading sucks.

[–]voteddownward -4 points-3 points ago

Stop with this PLEASE!

[–]Sslm1991 -4 points-3 points ago

why so upset about downvotes? here have some more..

[–]escariol -2 points-1 points ago

i also posted this. but did nt get karma. and rrightly so for i did not use karma decay like redditors should. maybe.

[–]ZACHtheSEAL 0 points1 point ago

ruh roh recock!!!

[–]futafan -2 points-1 points ago

I'm alone now

[–]newtoschool 0 points1 point ago

Giraffes and camels running are the best thing about nature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIOBTCBHyAw

[–]richielaw 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this. Must be a Tuesday.

[–]i_dont_do_research 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, from the giraffes point of view it looks a bit like the giant facehugger from Prometheus. I'd run

[–]pmpet2012 0 points1 point ago

Giraffe be trippin' mang.

[–]Crodface 0 points1 point ago

Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod

[–]imaflyingfox 0 points1 point ago

Turbo lag.

[–]MasterCharlz 0 points1 point ago

heyyyyyyy sexy ladyyyy

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

[–]anotherkeebler 0 points1 point ago

I mentally made the noise that Curly from the Three Stooges makes when he's running away. Mwwooop woop woop woop woop...

[–]ImASoftwareEngineer 0 points1 point ago

Great, now I have that disco song stuck in my head.

[–]eXXaXion 0 points1 point ago

Ok, so I can finally say I've witnessed a giraffe do a burnout.

[–]Superhomework 0 points1 point ago

Lets get out of here scoob!

[–]Choco9897 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't stop laughing XD !!!

[–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

Haha! Those feathers actually ARE a defense! Funny and cool to watch.

[–]shteeeeeve 1 point2 points ago

Le freak, c'est chic(k)!

[–]unique_username_ 0 points1 point ago

The giraffe reminds me Sheldon Cooper for some reason.

[–]chipsharp0 1 point2 points ago

In my mind this gif heavily featured the xylophone.

[–]Asdayasman 1 point2 points ago

geraffes r so dumb

[–]Shatlaraaz32 0 points1 point ago

the peacock obviously farted.

[–]Raunchy_Rhino 0 points1 point ago

All I hear while watching this is David Schwimmer screaming.

[–]dzagama 0 points1 point ago

FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!

[–]SAMPLETHERAINBOW 0 points1 point ago

If I read lips correctly, the giraffe said, "ZOINKS!" as it ran away.

[–]wiseIdiot 0 points1 point ago

Animated GIFs rarely make me laugh out loud. This is one of those few that did. Right click - > Save. Thanks for sharing.

[–]hbocao 0 points1 point ago

"Ah! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!"

[–]Spike42 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]kuchtaalex 0 points1 point ago

JA-JA-JA-JA-JEE SCOOB LETS GET OUTTA HERE!

[–]Cudey 0 points1 point ago

That giraffe just noped right on out of there.

[–]firefae83 1 point2 points ago

"Dum dee dum dumm... Hm, I wonder what's under these branches. HOLY SHIT IT'S MOVING!"

[–]chewtality 0 points1 point ago

Le Freak, C'est Chic

[–]inside_your_face 1 point2 points ago

geraffes are so dumb.

[–]chikfilgay -1 points0 points ago

Gangam Style

[–]CptSpiffyPanda -3 points-2 points ago

The same thing happens when ever i try to up skirt a girl.

[–]Swantee -3 points-2 points ago

The real Melman...

[–]Commenter_X -3 points-2 points ago

You can just hear the jangling sound of Scooby's scrambling feet, followed by the "PWANG!"

[–]probability1 -3 points-2 points ago

Still makes me laugh

[–]Wazoisme -4 points-3 points ago

This is sooooo old

[–]The_Maf -3 points-2 points ago

GANGNAM STYLE!

[–]Wazoisme 0 points1 point ago

No.....just no....