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[–]Dr_Kafuckian 294 points295 points ago

Well, I admit that is really awesome.

[–]PredicateJam 69 points70 points ago

Ladies call it the "thigh tickler"

[–]originul 85 points86 points ago

I'd just call it the "Pussy Tickler".

[–]PredicateJam 33 points34 points ago

I normally don't go full pun-tard, but I'll allow this one.

[–]dashmunn 16 points17 points ago

What happens if you don't?

[–]IveGotAReallyLongNam 30 points31 points ago

he usually pussies out

[–]ba_dum_tssss 12 points13 points ago

Ba dum tssss

[–]we_all_had_ponies 6 points7 points ago

you literally screwed up your own name

[–]LutetiumJ 1 point2 points ago

This is the first I'm hearing about this. What happened to my pony?

[–]symphony_41_mozart 4 points5 points ago

The "womb broom"

[–]twofacefan12 -1 points0 points ago

I just call it the repost.

[–]PlsDontBraidMyBeard 4 points5 points ago

Indeed, i would totally braid that.

[–]Mr_LonelyLoner 8 points9 points ago

Well, I admit that is really pawesome.

FTFY

[–]Dr_Kafuckian 1 point2 points ago

I approve!

[–]Fuuuuuuuun 102 points103 points ago

[–]msk105 17 points18 points ago

It's like he's trapped between two worlds.

[–]CityWithoutMen 41 points42 points ago

I can imagine thousands of redditors, camera in one hand and squirming cat in the other, trying to copy this or improve on the concept.

I'm going to call it. Flooding New for the next week.

[–]McJagger88 22 points23 points ago

"Just....hold....STILL!"

[–]TheGreatCommenter 0 points1 point ago

So close.

[–]apistat 43 points44 points ago

God, first rock and roll, now cat beards.

[–]zinkerled 11 points12 points ago

This new one is superior because the eyes match the cat better

[–]Blendrightin 9 points10 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]Dank_Dub 5 points6 points ago

There's nothing original left in this world :(

[–]Jononetwothree -1 points0 points ago

Finally found the black guy!

[–]Floop_The_Pig 16 points17 points ago

It just seems so... seamless. It's perfect.

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 3 points4 points ago

Where does the human nose end and the cat nose begin?

[–]EupraxiaCM 5 points6 points ago

wat.

[–]WookieGoldberg 57 points58 points ago

This is amazing. I've looked at it way too long. The inventor of photography would be amazed at how far we've come!

[–]calicojones 21 points22 points ago

..seriously, that was vastly better than i expected it to be. you kind of have to stare for a while to really appreciate the perfection.

[–]ramona-ramones 1 point2 points ago

So is it better than any beard then? Doesn't it tell the beard kinda tells the personality of the bearer? What does your beard say about you?

[–]rannie_pophe 5 points6 points ago

His beard gets to show that he is half-man half-cat.

[–]docrefa 33 points34 points ago

[–]howitzer86 5 points6 points ago

That's not weird at all.

[–]beebrianna 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird that I picture that as Jason Statham?

[–]G8kpr 12 points13 points ago

Reminds me of this

girl cat beard!

[–]buttery_biscuit_bass 1 point2 points ago

It's like Santa, cats and women, all rolled into one.... Happy happy redditor right here.

[–]damontoo 19 points20 points ago

A similar picture was posted 8 months ago with the same title. Including the capital "B". I know OP's image is a repost as well. I saw this image on Reddit in the last few months. It was on the homepage. I will find it.

Edit: OP's name is "fightingcrime" and the old cat beard was posted by "facebook_hero". Conspiracy!

[–]EupraxiaCM 35 points36 points ago

[–]damontoo 12 points13 points ago

That.. is the best reaction gif I've ever seen.

[–]joshua_w 10 points11 points ago

I know the guy in the photo, he's a redditor by the name of paloooz. Don't believe he ever posted it here.

EDIT: OP knows him as well. No conspiracy here. Carry on.

[–]paloooz 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm that the OP is an awesome lady and I sent it directly to her.

[–]paloooz 1 point2 points ago

Not a repost. I took the pic last night. Unoriginal idea.

[–]kassadaga7 22 points23 points ago

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[–]nmeseth 32 points33 points ago

ITS SO HD

[–]EnsoZero 10 points11 points ago

I wonder how many people on this side of reddit know who that is.

[–]Halofit 5 points6 points ago

Looks a bit like InControl. Idk, I'm bad with faces.

[–]EnsoZero 0 points1 point ago

You would be correct.

[–]guitartechie 3 points4 points ago

Please tell us. Some of us want to know.

[–]Intigo 4 points5 points ago

It's from http://www.evilgeniuses.net/geniusesfalling/ which is /r/all explained here: http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/zom7t/news_evil_geniuses_documentary_geniuses_falling/c66fcl2

The guy is Geoff "inControl" Robinson, a SC 2 pro who is hired by Evil Geniuses to play and do a lot of work for their SC 2 team.

[–]itzzspencer 0 points1 point ago

if they don't know, they should.

[–]l0phty 4 points5 points ago

[–]Flabbagazta 6 points7 points ago

[–]sb95500 7 points8 points ago

[–]sb95500 3 points4 points ago

[–]Nemus89 0 points1 point ago

so.much.flo.

[–]that_taco_guy 1 point2 points ago

Beautiful. Just... beautiful.

[–]FanofPawl 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST PURRFECT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

FTFY

[–]Kueeny 7 points8 points ago

Diabeetus.

[–]marsneedstowels 6 points7 points ago

Huh? Wuts all dis here den about dem beards? Ya'll better git fore I get muh shotgun. Ya hear me?

[–]bloxie 4 points5 points ago

reminds me of: Meowstache.

[–]High_Account 5 points6 points ago

This is the coolest thing I've seen in so long.

[–]ElectroSalt 39 points40 points ago

[–]vileSpanishiwa 5 points6 points ago

oh man thanks for posting this, haven't seen this gif in a while. gave me a good laugh

[–]pepsi_next 1 point2 points ago

We've been looking at cat pictures for so long that we can now grow them.

[–]thenameuwisheduhad 1 point2 points ago

How does one grow a picture?

[–]Schwarzwind 2 points3 points ago

this has a cat and a beard in the title, and a cat beard in the picture, thus I deduct that this is the greatest reddit post of all time.

[–]McJagger88 1 point2 points ago

Dude...how did you get your human to stay still like that for so long?

[–]Zaldarr 0 points1 point ago

This is from Tumblr... and I can't find the source... Damn. The gist was, the guy said his cat looked up at the perfect moment and voila!

[–]EupraxiaCM 2 points3 points ago

I think you just won Reddit.

[–]Zer_0 0 points1 point ago

Exactly what I was thinking! King Fightingcrime

[–]Nateomc 2 points3 points ago

Came on Reddit realising it was 9/11, expecting to see the top post in all to be related.

But it's a cat as a beard.

I love you guys.

[–]redditor3000 2 points3 points ago

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

CATMAN!

[–]L1stigerLurch 1 point2 points ago

[–]ceviche89 -1 points0 points ago

Nice.

[–]Chris866 0 points1 point ago

This was doomed to endless threads of cat puns the moment that picture was snapped.

[–]jeffeman29 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time ever telling someone this but... You really need to shave your pussy, i mean beard.

[–]THE_PROMISE 0 points1 point ago

Did you make a great Sylvia Plath joke for a college film assignment once? And write a rap about the Ten Commandments? Those frames and the creepy stare behind them look familiar...

[–]oholysmokes 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my friend Fab

[–]paloooz 0 points1 point ago

I am in the picture, but I didn't do those things you're asking about.

[–]Sensei_Melia 0 points1 point ago

I stared at this for about 10 seconds before I started laughing. Then I couldn't stop laughing for about the next minute.

[–]Jim_Boonie 0 points1 point ago

Jamie Hyneman?

[–]McJagger88 2 points3 points ago

Jamie Hynemeow

[–]generouscumshaw 0 points1 point ago

Jamie Meowman

[–]leaveherforaseason 0 points1 point ago

This is the coolest thing ever. I am so going to do this.

[–]Whatever_Trevor -1 points0 points ago

This picture is going to get huge, fast

[–]Nemus89 1 point2 points ago

Cats AND beards? But there is no snow... no lights... no tree. THIS ISN'T CHRISTMAS MORNING.

[–]divinesleeper -1 points0 points ago

I've never seen any beard scream "evil genius" that much before.

If anyone looked like that for real they'd have taken over the world by now.

[–]inm8num2 -1 points0 points ago

"Not bad."

[–]SlayBelle 0 points1 point ago

Your cats whiskers are amazing. I love them!

[–]jonnythunderfuck 0 points1 point ago

How is the cat positioned so puurfectly? I don't know. I mean do you just sort of hold its head back and then take the picture and hope the cat doesn't try to free itself or whatever cats do when they're being held against their will.

[–]squireofrnew 0 points1 point ago

I wish there was a meme that was the opposite of this one

[–]PulpFact 1 point2 points ago

AH! What the fucknkind of UNHOLY beastcreatu...

Oh, oh.

Cool.

[–]mohaukachi 0 points1 point ago

fuck me that worked perfectly

[–]shethensaid 1 point2 points ago

You gotta be kitten me!

[–]Thus_Spoke_Paul 1 point2 points ago

Its too quiet for me to be laughing this loud, damn you! Now I woke everyone up.

[–]rockstarmccool 1 point2 points ago

Sir if I could I'd give you two upvotes

[–]doctor-rockso 0 points1 point ago

This is uncanny, from that angle you look almost exactly like me...

[–]chriskanda87 0 points1 point ago

Nice angle on the shot

[–]badukplayer 0 points1 point ago

It's perfect

[–]metrock 0 points1 point ago

Not the first time he's had pussy on his chin, I'm sure.

[–]nintendocore 0 points1 point ago

I thought it were my best friend at first. Then spent about 10minutes laughing at it very loudly at work.

[–]soulofgranola 0 points1 point ago

Who allowed this to happen?!

[–]TectonicBeats 0 points1 point ago

That's freakin me out man

[–]mrjayfb 0 points1 point ago

Next time, on Whisker Wars.

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

well shit now i need a cat

[–]tylersb 1 point2 points ago

The ultimate neckbeard

[–]RapeTentacles 0 points1 point ago

Neckbeard level over 9000!

[–]SteveBloke 0 points1 point ago

Is that your nose or the cat's nose? If it's your nose, cute nose dude.

[–]joebudden 0 points1 point ago

You win good sir, you win.

[–]Dollarama 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what the cat is looking at if its head is cocked like that

[–]Kalips 0 points1 point ago

[–]Stijakovic 0 points1 point ago

This terrifies me for some reason

[–]Edawwg 0 points1 point ago

the best thing i've ever seen on the internet, ever.

[–]k8900 0 points1 point ago

you look terrified

[–]MeLobsta 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of this

[–]bustyredhead89 0 points1 point ago

The rarest of beards!

[–]magic7ball 0 points1 point ago

awesome!! Posed, or happy snap?

[–]Ineedabeard 0 points1 point ago

I need one of those.

[–]MS_Paint_Dicks 0 points1 point ago

[–]omnomnomelette 0 points1 point ago

I don't care whether you exploited your cat for karma. This all just flows so damn well.

[–]scylus 0 points1 point ago

"Pussy Beard" would have been a better title IMHO, or its other alternative, "Man Head."

[–]Stevepar 0 points1 point ago

Well done, take my karma.

[–]Crasser 1 point2 points ago

Phyllis, is that you?

[–]Gorelornspacedicks 0 points1 point ago

Dear god even beards have whiskers.

[–]ViIlains 0 points1 point ago

I tried to do this once with my own cats ... I ended up with a load of claw marks.

[–]yellowpride 0 points1 point ago

It looks like you have a pussy for a mouth

[–]DollarsThanSense 0 points1 point ago

Time... for a haircut.

[–]EchoSolo 0 points1 point ago

I don't always upvote cats, but this deserves the #1 spot!

[–]soulwax60 0 points1 point ago

THATS ACE

[–]doqtor 1 point2 points ago

After 10 days of no reddit this is the first thing I come back to.

How very appropriate.

[–]Thunderscum 0 points1 point ago

Cleigh?

[–]HelpMeLoseMyFat 0 points1 point ago

I want one.

[–]i_love_monstermunch 0 points1 point ago

Mmm pussy face!

[–]ScreamingAloudInside 0 points1 point ago

So it looks like reddit's Tuesday assignment just happened.

[–]me_me_me_me_me_ 0 points1 point ago

Does this remind anyone of the "face guy" that was always popping up on Reddit about a year to six months ago? He held up the enlarged photo of himself at basketball games and such.

[–]Phoenixby13 -1 points0 points ago

Oh upvote, most defenatly!

[–]LAWLZZZ 0 points1 point ago

Cat Beard: The scourge of the seven seas.

[–]Thecrumblingcookie 0 points1 point ago

Clearly the cat just shopped some dude in so he could post it to facebook with the caption "My roommate is always photobombin"

[–]pauly343 0 points1 point ago

That sir, is one good use for a cat

[–]KailieMinota -1 points0 points ago

This is best photo I have ever had the honor of seeing. Best. Morning. Ever.

[–]thedarksalmon 0 points1 point ago

[–]applegrumble 0 points1 point ago

Completely relevant: Australian (Adelaide) band, THE BEARDS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkLH4uZ73M

[–]custron 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheGreatCommenter 0 points1 point ago

DAT WHISKAS!

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

DAT WHISKAS

buzz

buzz

buzz

.

[–]thaliasizemore 0 points1 point ago

I would have been so excited if I took this picture, the luck..

[–]rachelscott78 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen such thing.

[–]bud299 0 points1 point ago

Is that mikey from American chopper?

[–]paloooz 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you segal lol

[–]Beastmachine 0 points1 point ago

I am just wondering how many times he tried to snap this photo. lol cool though.

[–]Capncorky 0 points1 point ago

It's happened. A Redditor has finally fused with a cat. It will be unstoppable. I name it, "Reddcator". Rolls right off the tongue.

[–]Mahl3r 0 points1 point ago

...is this Nick from Continue?

[–]anathema30 0 points1 point ago

I think the wide-eyed frantic look is what gives it so much pizazz.

[–]sexxyredhead69 0 points1 point ago

Awesome photo!

[–]appleblackcat82 0 points1 point ago

I could use one of those,or three

[–]Cypressinn 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Mistopholeses? Rumtumtugger?

[–]azamatoSC2 0 points1 point ago

Well it's better than that frog guy doint not funny shit.

[–]k1t73n 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly the high quality of post I expect to find on the front page. Bravo.

[–]brunesgoth 0 points1 point ago

Purrfect?

[–]Spencer027 0 points1 point ago

[–]Cat_Facts_101 0 points1 point ago

Recent studies have shown that cats can see blue and green. There is disagreement as to whether they can see red.

[–]smileycat 0 points1 point ago

Awesomest image ever!

[–]grassologist 0 points1 point ago

now i have seen everything

[–]bjor 1 point2 points ago

This picture is my friend ted.

[–]bolomcspank 0 points1 point ago

It took me a second to see the cat.

[–]fairwayks -1 points0 points ago

How many times have I seen this? KarmaDecay? Can you answer my question for me?

[–]perazini 0 points1 point ago

I read "cat bread". I'm dissapponted.

[–]foofighterfan 0 points1 point ago

Where'd my cat go, i have to try this.

[–]godzillary 0 points1 point ago

I clicked having read "cat bread" and this surpassed expectations. Well done.

[–]stumpybun 1 point2 points ago

I made this a while ago, but never found it relevant until now.

[–]elsexorcisto 0 points1 point ago

DIABEETUS.

[–]mrpickles 0 points1 point ago

That's so weird...

[–]icanquitanytimeiwant 0 points1 point ago

This is glorious.

[–]MAHHH 0 points1 point ago

YESYEEESSS

[–]Bobbarkersmicrophone 1 point2 points ago

The face of Reddit.

[–]DTX120 0 points1 point ago

This is distilled, highly concentrated Reddit.

[–]Cucumber_boat_wire 0 points1 point ago

Frontpage material.

[–]companion_n00b 0 points1 point ago

Tears are streaming down my face. People are staring.

[–]coutopia 0 points1 point ago

good form, have an upvote

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

Today on mythbusters,

[–]oopsifarted 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin sam?

[–]LaLa0912 0 points1 point ago

Lane?

[–]TheLymon -2 points-1 points ago

This picture is purrfect!

[–]FanofPawl 0 points1 point ago

This beard really is the cat's meow.

[–]ImmadeofDragons 0 points1 point ago

I signed in to downvote this.

[–]jandalofdoom 0 points1 point ago

[–]Nemus89 0 points1 point ago

who the hell did I hit

[–]alquicksilver 0 points1 point ago

This makes me love cats so much more. I think that may be their evil plan.

[–]solarian -3 points-2 points ago

This round of upvotes is on me!

[–]ColdRain 0 points1 point ago

If you look at it long enough it becomes kinda scary...

[–]HMisuto14 -2 points-1 points ago

Lol reddit fags nd ther cats lol go on 9gag wer al our shits orijinal lol YOLO FUK RED-FAG