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[–]electrolemon 248 points249 points ago

[–]vincentk18 40 points41 points ago

you win

[–]B0SSARU 6 points7 points ago

I always thought that was Jonah Hill.

[–]nyradmilli 3 points4 points ago

lt's Fat Neil

[–]sim006 3 points4 points ago

MEZZANINE!?

[–]done8989 1 point2 points ago

source ?

[–]nyradmilli 3 points4 points ago

Well the original source is from the show Community with concert tickets instead of upvotes.

[–]electrolemon 0 points1 point ago

Community, S2 E12. GIF itself came from right here.

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[–]keelar 4 points5 points ago

Get out of here with your stupid advertising. I've seen you on every post I've clicked on so far tonight.

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[–]Residue -3 points-2 points ago

HAHA. Fuck you.

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 -5 points-4 points ago

Umm. why ?

[–]Residue 1 point2 points ago

You never wanted to fuck for no reason?!

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 -3 points-2 points ago

Lol. there is always a reason; such as horniness !

[–]Residue 2 points3 points ago

Well, bro, you got me at this one.

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 -4 points-3 points ago

not a bro ;)

[–]Residue 1 point2 points ago

Hmm. Are you fat?

[–]evulhotdog 4 points5 points ago

Notice, Sarah did not answer the question...

[–]Zook 181 points182 points ago

"I'm a little shy, but here's a picture of 12 sharpies in my pussy"

[–]BrodyApproves 71 points72 points ago

I can't even get it up anymore if a Sharpie isn't present in the pic.

[–]poop22_ 13 points14 points ago

ಠ__ಠ

[–]SilentWolfjh 2 points3 points ago

ಠ____ಠ

[–]lethargicwalrus 5 points6 points ago

It's like an anti-fetish. I'm beginning to think I have a problem.

[–]stillnotking 3 points4 points ago

Next time you're in a relationship, that will lead to a very, very awkward conversation.

[–]nicholieeee 11 points12 points ago

Or a fucking awesome drawing.

[–]Bubonic_Ferret 31 points32 points ago

"Here's a pic of my gaping asshole. Be gentle;)."

[–]avioneta 10 points11 points ago

more like "I'm a little shy so here's a picture of my asshole from 3 inches away"

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

If there's no way to determine its you, are you really still shy?

[–]Nyrb 1 point2 points ago

I have never seen that on Gonewild.

And I've seen more than my fair share of Gonewild...

[–]Tom_Z 28 points29 points ago

Also pictured: /r/circlejerk

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 21 points22 points ago

Also also pictured: Ken Jeong

[–]Tom_Z 28 points29 points ago

[–]sim006 29 points30 points ago

And I hope it never Changs.

[–]djbaker 16 points17 points ago

YOU JUST KEEP REPLACING THE WORD CHANGE!!!

[–]Tobi_Addams 15 points16 points ago

Changlorious Bastards.

[–]Helios177 3 points4 points ago

This has truly changed my life

[–]heimdalsgate 1 point2 points ago

Changlorious Basterds.

[–]ChermsMcTerbin 5 points6 points ago

El semen del Tigre Chino.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 21 points22 points ago

"My boyfriend just broke up with me, here's a picture of my pussy. Be gentle."

[–]Awful_Person 15 points16 points ago

Little known fact: every subscriber is literally Ken Jeong.

[–]reddit_like_its_hot 18 points19 points ago

Little known fact #2: every subscriber cums upvotes

[–]ThatScumbag 36 points37 points ago

[–]SirDePau 9 points10 points ago

slightly aroused... ఠ_ఠ

[–]gemini86 6 points7 points ago

more than slightly...

[–]Foe_Geodude 2 points3 points ago

Gonna put forth a true effort to fap to this.

Will update with results.

[–]MAYhien 1 point2 points ago

It's been around half an hour. How was it !'v

[–]UUDDLRLRAB 1 point2 points ago

58 minutes, and he's still going!

[–]kosuth 2 points3 points ago

5 hours... I think he went to the hospital at this point.

[–]tr33beard 1 point2 points ago

It has been a full hour, how's it going.

[–]ptgkbgte 6 points7 points ago

So long gay boys!

[–]Deathwaggle 2 points3 points ago

We need to have another "What does reddit hate about reddit?" Askreddit topic so I can put the phrase "in a nutshell" on there. Fucking come up with an original title for once.

[–]cosmickitty 9 points10 points ago

Ah, the weekly gonewild trash post with the same comments as last week.

[–]Fauster 6 points7 points ago

When bitching about reddit, consistency is key. If you don't bitch about the same things in the same way, then posts come dangerously close to original content; this defeats the point of bitching about reddit.

[–]mamabruski123 0 points1 point ago

so youre going for variety in the original post than? You lost me

[–]cosmickitty 0 points1 point ago

And GW is OC so now I think I understand all the hate it gets.

[–]Brykk 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, people took this gif as a bad thing?

I thought it was flattering...

[–]cosmickitty 1 point2 points ago

Not that it was a bad thing, just that its literally every week or so that someone makes a post similar to this one and they all have the same comments.

[–]Brykk 1 point2 points ago

This is true.

It does get frustrating.

I like your boobs though. They are... quite delicious!

[–]cosmickitty 1 point2 points ago

haha, Thanks. I like them too :)

[–]ShinyGyarados 5 points6 points ago

[–]occasionalpirate 4 points5 points ago

I don't upvote when I fap, it cheapens it.

[–]TheSecondNoel 3 points4 points ago

Many of them are up votes. But some of them... some of them are down votes. You know who you are down votes. You ugly ugly down votes.

[–]orzamil 3 points4 points ago

This reminds me to go check gonewild for people I know.

[–]Detry 4 points5 points ago

Have you found any yet? I've found one so far.

[–]orzamil 3 points4 points ago

I have not. Either fortunately or unfortunately, I'm not real sure.

[–]not_a_philosopher 7 points8 points ago

trust me, its always the unfortunate ones

[–]Bored_At_Night 2 points3 points ago

I have never been happy to find naked pictures of someone I know. If I want to see her naked and I have a chance with her, I want her body to be a surprise.

[–]AddemF 3 points4 points ago

r/gonewild is the best thing on any internet ever.

[–]TheyreEatingHer 0 points1 point ago

You obviously haven't traveled far enough into the Internet yet.

[–]JohnScribbles 1 point2 points ago

And that's a but I'd like to bust

[–]sirdangerofnew 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, I have a new favorite upvote gif every damn day

[–]jinklmun 1 point2 points ago

I saw somebody post the original gif on /r/picrequests asking for this exact effect. Was that you?

[–]dillpunk -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone know where the original of this gif is? I have been looking for it forever

[–]JayGryph 0 points1 point ago

Huh, looks like Black Rock.

[–]sq_ftw 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, OP. Now i'm imagining a "nutshell" as the beach version of a cumbox.

[–]stevaughan 1 point2 points ago

About to be "out of the nut" shell.

[–]ma2is 1 point2 points ago

In a nutbust

[–]whoacalmdownthere 1 point2 points ago

Every time this gif loops, I can hear him say "Pssshhh!"

Every.

Single.

Time.

[–]sgrodgers10 1 point2 points ago

That's not an accurate description at all. What you do is not what the content of the subreddit is.

[–]netgamer7k -1 points0 points ago

not funny

[–]esrith 0 points1 point ago

Everyone gets nut votes

[–]nicholieeee 0 points1 point ago

I hate that I LOL'ed at this

[–]mamabruski123 0 points1 point ago

Welp that's definitely the way to keep them posting more

[–]mamabruski123 0 points1 point ago

Oh wait, i thought those were down votes

[–]macutchi 0 points1 point ago

Who is this actor? I see him in .gif form all the time and he seems hilarious!!.

[–]LolerCoaster 0 points1 point ago

Possibly the most succinct description I've ever seen on Reddit.

[–]oOkeuleOo 0 points1 point ago

it lacks on "first time" "a little shy" "be gentle" "feeling naughty today"

[–]snowboard 0 points1 point ago

I love this

[–]Gullyvuhr 1 point2 points ago

"My boyfriend just broke up with me, here is my butthole."

[–]ajaxwhat 1 point2 points ago

The moment I saw the picture I knew what the .gif would be. And still I waited for the painstakingly slow connection to load it.

applause

[–]thecwest 0 points1 point ago

r/trees in a nutshell.

[–]rexmantooth 0 points1 point ago

why, why, why, can I only upvote this once!?!?!?

[–]Pfhred 0 points1 point ago

Ha ha ha, Nutshell...

[–]cycophuk 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was GW in a nutshell.

[–]CUNT_DESTROYER_3000 -3 points-2 points ago

No this is /r/gonewild in a nutshell: http://i.imgur.com/emQuy.jpg

[–]Rain_Seven 1 point2 points ago

Every time I see one of these posts, I feel like it's just a big ol' slut shaming thread.

[–]Totaltotemic 5 points6 points ago

It's not about shaming the sluts, it's more like making fun of the sluts that pretend that they're not sluts.

[–]bad_situation -2 points-1 points ago

What's wrong with that?

[–]Lord_Bumberchute -1 points0 points ago

I thought this was going to have something to do with low self esteem or father issues.

Better luck next time!

[–]Alpha_Bet_Prime 1 point2 points ago

"[F]irst time here, take a look at my OBGYN internal pussy close-up and tell me what you think, plz be gentle"

[–]RedditRidi 0 points1 point ago

/r/gonewild in a nutshot. FTFY

[–]PerkinsTheCat -1 points0 points ago

Had to be that asian guy... im going to downvote this just because of him.. no offense you got it right, i just hate that guy.

[–]ThatIsMyHat -2 points-1 points ago

"I'm so shy. Look at my butt. Karma please."

[–]RICH_LITTLE -5 points-4 points ago

I feel this would be better if they were downvotes

[–]Pepp_Pepp 0 points1 point ago

Do people actually jerk off while browsing gonewild? Sure, I get a boner while looking through it, but it's generally not the best fapping material.

[–]Hellothereawesome -2 points-1 points ago

There are no awesome ways to start a monday.

[–]decheecko -2 points-1 points ago

lol "nut" shell

[–]bdog59600 0 points1 point ago

More like in a busted nutshell

[–]linkrobin 0 points1 point ago

HEEEEEEEY SEEXY LAAAADY

[–]dan2737 2 points3 points ago

Wrong asian.

[–]linkrobin 3 points4 points ago

Fuck.

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[–]thattaboychuk 0 points1 point ago

The most successful was titled "Pew pew". Was expecting something a little better than that.

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 2 points3 points ago

I hate reddit for this very reason.

Upvote the content not the title.

[–]thattaboychuk 0 points1 point ago

I agree except for that some gifs are funnier with different titles because the title gives it more of a background.

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW -3 points-2 points ago

You shut your whore mouth. How dare you compare a god to the girls(?) on gonewild!

[–]PotatoGirl -5 points-4 points ago

/r/gonewild (scroll down a teensie bit)