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[–]DasUberMan 13 points14 points ago

This can't be legit, can it? This is absolutely disgusting if it is.

[–]SweetGehenna 6 points7 points ago

This is faked, already went through this months ago because this a repost, as always.

[–]graffiksguru 2 points3 points ago

Thank fucking goodness, actually glad this is fake.

[–]CptSanchez 1 point2 points ago

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[–]Selph94 1 point2 points ago

What a fucking cunt

[–]pdunson57 3 points4 points ago

It's people like this that make me really sad for the wonderful people I know that are having a hard time having a baby.

[–]deathkraiser 0 points1 point ago

I think, in a way, it's good for the people who can't have a baby.

When a person realises they can't care for, or love their child properly, it's better for that person to put the child up for fostering or adoption instead of either not taking care of the child properly, or hating it as it grows up.

This means the people who can't have their own kids, can foster or adopt these children.

[–]pdunson57 1 point2 points ago

That's very true, and I am thankful that people who really want to be parents can in some way. It still is a sad turn of events though in the context of how a situation like this can affect the child.

[–]deathkraiser 0 points1 point ago

Yes I agree with you that it is a sad turn of events for the child, but I think in the long run it will be better for him.

[–]pdunson57 1 point2 points ago

Yes, it probably is.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 3 points4 points ago

What a whore. She needs to be sterilized.

[–]jillcrookshanks 0 points1 point ago

what a dumb bitch. defriend immediately.

[–]Kinishra22 -1 points0 points ago

Dumb b$&h!!! I hate absolute hate women like this!

[–]deathkraiser -5 points-4 points ago

Why is it stupid? I do not understand.

[–]GamerPhfreak 1 point2 points ago

Re-read her last comment then re-read your question. Slap yourself and run in front of a train.

[–]deathkraiser -2 points-1 points ago

So it's stupid because she can't handle having a kid, so she is giving the kid to a foster family?

[–]GamerPhfreak 2 points3 points ago

Now I know your just as fucking stupid as this girl. SHE ISNT KEEPING HIM BECAUSE SHE CANT KEEP A GUY!

[–]deathkraiser -3 points-2 points ago

Ok, So you're saying it would make more sense for her to keep the kid, who she possibly can't afford, or have enough time to take care of, instead of giving up the kid to a loving family, who possibly can't have kids of their own?

You're winning at life my friend.

[–]GamerPhfreak 5 points6 points ago

I am starting to think your parents should of used protection. You don't give your child up because your LONELY and can't keep a MAN because of him, then also say your going to miss him. WTF he should be enough to keep you from being lonely.

Why don't you get a reality check kid. She claims loneliness, cant keep a guy work and school nothing about not being able to afford him or take care of him. SHES ONLY THINKING OF HER SELF and the thing that BROUGHT HIM INTO THIS WORLD. SEX

[–]I_R_Teh_Taco 1 point2 points ago

She's giving up the kid so she won't be lonely.

[–]deathkraiser -4 points-3 points ago

Wouldn't you rather her give up the kid to a loving family, than grow up to resent the poor bloke?

Maybe she never wanted to have a kid and fell pregnant accidentally.

[–]DavidRandom 8 points9 points ago

Sorry kid, I know I'm your mom and you love me, but i'd rather have a boyfriend.

[–]I_R_Teh_Taco 0 points1 point ago

Does that answer the question?

[–]deathkraiser -4 points-3 points ago

Well I'd rather the kid go to a family who'll care for it properly, than a student who can't care for the kid that much...

[–]Nintentard 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, I don't often say things like this but you are very naive. I know you are just trying to think on the bright side and give this woman any excuse for her actions but when it comes right down to it, she is nothing but a selfish, heartless, bitch of a woman who cares for nobody else but herself. If you don't see what is wrong with that then I worry for you as well.