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[–]JJHParkour 338 points339 points ago

Can he even breathe? He has no way of saying if he can or can't. This is just stupidly dangerous.

[–]TheSickBoy 156 points157 points ago

I started to hyperventilate while watching this, imagining the panic of not being able to breathe because of how much his face is wrapped. "Douchebag" doesn't really cover it.

[–]SayceGards 22 points23 points ago

I have some weird claustrophobia issues (not small rooms, but when things are on top of me, or I'm wearing clothes that are too tight, those kinds of things), so I have a feeling I would fucking pass out if someone did this to me. I'm having trouble breathing just watching it.

[–]Coff33Bre4th 47 points48 points ago

How about fucktard?

[–]ftc08 62 points63 points ago

Murderer if things go horribly wrong.

[–]Wolfosaurus 13 points14 points ago

If they just go kinda wrong he'll just end up with brain damage.

[–]hardtogetaname 4 points5 points ago

victim.

[–]Oosterhuis 6 points7 points ago

I had a miniature panic attack myself. I would be pressing charges immediately.

[–]Rebound 13 points14 points ago

Tape man looks like he checks to make sure the dude can breathe before taping his hands

[–]Mekrob 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, but then it looks like he gets his mouth on the second go...

[–]hardtogetaname 2 points3 points ago

double check, always double check.

[–]HiDaveGeorge 50 points51 points ago

I'm literally short of breath watching this. Then again, I'm fat.

[–]GermanAmerican216 208 points209 points ago

What a douche bag.

[–]jglobal 29 points30 points ago

My first thoughts exactly

[–]GermanAmerican216 5 points6 points ago

I mean, come on! All the kid wanted to do was play the piano... He couldn't be left in peace could he?

[–]notMrOlympia 1 point2 points ago

Is that a keyboard? Like, computer keyboard?
But yea risky business

[–]GermanAmerican216 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Zooming in... Ah. Yes! My eyes deceived me the first time. Amending statement... "All the kid wanted to do was browse some internet... Couldn't leave him in peace, could they?"

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[–]bhahne 5 points6 points ago

I love you and what you stand for

[–]RevClamJuice 0 points1 point ago

It's a shame that this repost got the most upvotes. Is it reddit inflation? The more reddit gets users the higher likelihood that a repost gets higher upvotes? I saw this one year ago and thought it was silly. 445 upvotes. Today, it gets 700+ upvotes. That's including repost downvotes.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 1 point2 points ago

Well, there's more people on reddit today then there was a year ago since that other site went down. The newer member don't exactly follow the same rules

[–]touchy610 -3 points-2 points ago

Well, the first post is this post.

[–]qscott 90 points91 points ago

...and then he died of suffocation.

[–]TheDescent 25 points26 points ago

Did we just watch an assassination?

[–]Elo2121 2 points3 points ago

I think we just did... and with my great knowledge of lip reading I think he said "Reddit sends its regards."

[–]captainzigzag 1 point2 points ago

Only if there was a plastic bag, a stun gun and a herd of pigs involved.

[–]AdjutantStormy 16 points17 points ago

I would probably beat that guy to death with a tire-iron if I ever saw him again.

[–]bhawke01 30 points31 points ago

anyone else notice he hits esc before putting his right hand up?

[–]twentyseventy 5 points6 points ago

The escape key hasn't done anything in a long time, right?

[–]VictusNex 13 points14 points ago

Alt+f4 = Pron

esc = Gaming

Ta da!

[–]WhatamIwaitingfor 2 points3 points ago

pause games

[–]Chasewastaken 29 points30 points ago

For those asking if he can breath, i believe the initial taping is around his eyes/nose area. He then stops and looks over to check/ask if he can breath through his mouth then continues on once it looks clear.

Thats my take on it anyways.

[–]Trimmel 17 points18 points ago

I stopped breathing while watching this gif.

[–]TrevDoggeh 16 points17 points ago

I thought I was going to fucking suffocate watching this...

[–]Son0fZeus 10 points11 points ago

Someone did this to me once, but I reacted a bit more violently. It was in the middle of art class in high school. I went into rage-overdrive and ripped it all off. Everybody in the class shit their pants. True story.

[–]SigmoidFreund 9 points10 points ago

As you should have. That shit is no joke.

[–]MIDItheKID 1 point2 points ago

Situations like this make people go super-saiyen.

[–]ordinaryrendition 13 points14 points ago

I fucking love that guy's facial expression as he books it

[–]exbtard 1 point2 points ago

He must be a virgin.

[–]PurrNugget 6 points7 points ago

Is this that crazy russian guy?

[–]Magnora 11 points12 points ago

You're going to have to be little more specific...

[–]MrConfucius 0 points1 point ago

The crazy Russian guy with a dash cam.

Oh who am I kidding.

[–]albrano 0 points1 point ago

you're going to have to be a little more specific.

[–]MiSTx93 0 points1 point ago

are those lesbians?

[–]Devon302 15 points16 points ago

yes, that man and woman are lesbians

[–]MrConfucius 1 point2 points ago

Man on woman lesbian porn is the best.

[–]Freebaconforlife 6 points7 points ago

Dick move man, dick move...

[–]frickface 3 points4 points ago

His mother would not be able to recognize him once I got hold of him... not joking one iota.

[–]mrguy123 8 points9 points ago

I find it kind of odd that he didn't resist in any type of way.

[–]Meat_Confetti 20 points21 points ago

Yeah, that would have put me right into Caveman Fight Mode.

[–]mrRuffles 6 points7 points ago

that's actually the stupidest thing i've ever seen

[–]spiralout154 0 points1 point ago

If someone did that to me I would swing my arms back and hit them, not just let them do it.

[–]SigmoidFreund 2 points3 points ago

If someone tried doing this to me and I could see and get a hand on one of my guns, there's a very good chance there would be a body to clean up.

[–]QU14N4 0 points1 point ago

What a dick head! Can he breathe? I agree with JJHParkour, it's just stupidly dangerous.

[–]rustang2 1 point2 points ago

Love how he hits esc to pause his game before covering himself.

[–]kaksabaka 0 points1 point ago

Ritualistic mummification imo

[–]desbak 0 points1 point ago

..that wasn't what i was expecting when i clicked that link...

[–]lux514 0 points1 point ago

That's what happens if your dad catches you fapping to porn.

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

I would be fucking panicking. I do not handle this kind of thing well.

[–]hilljunk98 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Its funny because he could have died! Asshole

[–]ScaryGrundle 0 points1 point ago

At least the guy pressed escape on his keyboard a bunch of times. Priorities.

[–]shaidoninja 0 points1 point ago

Ya and then he fucking dies because he cant breathe. Good joke.

[–]imaceac 0 points1 point ago

Sweet! Now I know the best way TO FUCKIN KILL SOMEBODY with normal everyday household item. What a twat.

[–]CravingSunshine 0 points1 point ago

I think we just witnessed a murder...

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

i love how he pauses his game first :D

[–]COXIMUS 1 point2 points ago

Convenient that he put his hands up for him.

[–]bang_Noir 0 points1 point ago

Lost it when he got his hands too

[–]ARoyaleWithCheese 0 points1 point ago

Look at how he subtly presses the Escape button on his keyboard. Wonder what was on that screen.

[–]WHODAFUQ 0 points1 point ago

What the hell, did we just witness attempted murder?

[–]seahawks 0 points1 point ago

Oh look! Its 2002.

[–]desert_dessert 0 points1 point ago

This is not really funny at all. More r/wtf if you really wanted to post it.

[–]patrickry07 -1 points0 points ago

he could have figured a way to get it off if he truly couldnt breathe. i would have went ape shit and gotten my hands out of that stupid trap and figure it out. no biggy

[–]blackcapp 0 points1 point ago

So. How does he breath ?

[–]LiveThenDie 0 points1 point ago

I think I just witnessed a murder. Not terribly funny at all.

[–]bumblebeesscareme 0 points1 point ago

Post the fucking video link NOW mother bitches.

[–]cody_au 0 points1 point ago

Looks like assault to me.

[–]twokoolfourskool 0 points1 point ago

Calling BS here, he didn't fight back or resist in any manner. Would YOU just sit there and take it while someone cut off your air supply?

Fake.

[–]RocketRedRocket 0 points1 point ago

If you wrap a human skull in duct tape enough times, it will crack like an egg.

[–]vonnegutsdoodle 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID... I'll let myself out, sorry.

[–]IvannaNukem 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure their is some tape of it happening.

[–]amazingboy97 1 point2 points ago

Come on, sack up fellow redditors. Everyone needs to almost die in a practical joke every once in a while.

[–]WTF-BOB -1 points0 points ago

i would stab this guy and say o hahaha lets see you get out of it now bitch. o your bleeding o im sorry i couldn't breath so you have to deal with it. then walk away.

[–]Brush- 0 points1 point ago

Wat.

[–]austin3494 1 point2 points ago

I found the dick of the week.

[–]lunaticlola 1 point2 points ago

He died didn't he?

[–]DrXtreme28 1 point2 points ago

Breathing is overrated.

[–]phredrick -2 points-1 points ago

Came here with very different expectations.

NSFW expectations.

[–]rouge321 -4 points-3 points ago

My older brother is also a dink