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[–]Dr_Sandvich 24 points25 points ago

"And It even talks when you press on it!"

hugs pillow

"I'm Gabe Newell."

"See!"

"Well that nice bu-"

Hugs again

"Episode 3."

"Isnt this a bit o-"

Hugs again

"Worth the weight."

"God dammit will you stop that."

Hugs again

"Uhhh no."

[–]SHSzilla 9 points10 points ago

The fact that I don't already own that pillow makes me question my place in this world.

[–]dsesin 7 points8 points ago

Good night sweet prince means death. Hamlet is told "Good night sweet prince" by Horatio seconds after his death.

[–]SolidSean 6 points7 points ago

Gabe's fat will suffocate OP while he sleeps, hence Good night sweet prince.

First Gaben fat joke I've ever made, I honestly feel terrible about it :(

[–]EliteF50 0 points1 point ago

And you should. Tsk, tsk.

[–]Denten 0 points1 point ago

Delayed

[–]owned2260 -1 points0 points ago

something something delayed something something asshole

[–]SamReidn 6 points7 points ago

Oh my god this is hilarious. Do you sleep with this? What do your parents/roommates/friends/cats think?

[–]Dr_Sandvich 10 points11 points ago

"Meow"

"Meow meow"

"Prrrrrrrr"

[–]CounterPillowGaben? Gaben. 2 points3 points ago

Despite subscribing to /r/gaben, OP still gets pussy.

[–]kitten_slapper 7 points8 points ago

I'd like to know where I can make one of these

[–]Ph0X 6 points7 points ago

Artscow has all sorts of things you can customize, such as pillows, mousepads, cups, umbrellas, clocks, and the list goes on.

Honestly, what I really want though is a full-sized body pillow (dakimakura) with this picture

[–]Mohawk115 3 points4 points ago

This pillow will protect me from all those evil EA/Activision boogeymen! Gaben's face is our seal of protection!

[–]CAPSLOCK44 4 points5 points ago

I really want to know what Gabe would think of this.

[–]SolidSean 4 points5 points ago

[–]WGMindless 1 point2 points ago

= this

[–]the_jimmie_rustler 3 points4 points ago

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.

[–]FilthyBojanglesUnited Socialist Republic of Gaben 1 point2 points ago

Probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.