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[–]the-bicycle-thief 159 points160 points ago

best, definitely best.

[–]theflyingcheese 24 points25 points ago

How you know you've been on Reddit too much: I was able to predict those exact words as being the top comment on this post.

[–]gsabram 6 points7 points ago

How you definitely know you've been on reddit too much: you predict the top comment, AND think the exact same thing as it's top reply.

[–]Need_Tree_Fiddy 7 points8 points ago

Best tattoo! Just a poor artist.

[–]Seth-Sobek 2 points3 points ago

Yea I think you may need another warning for that.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 0 points1 point ago

Fixed.

[–]IgnosticZealot 1 point2 points ago

The firefox sold it for me.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 3 points4 points ago

Red Panda, yo.

[–]IgnosticZealot 1 point2 points ago

Were has this video been all my life! Red pandas (Firefox) have always been my favorite animal. edit: do you happen to work in the philosophy department?

[–]Bruce_Bruce 1 point2 points ago

Google 'Red Panda', yo. To answer your question: I do not, sorry.

[–]IgnosticZealot 1 point2 points ago

Sorry I though your username was a reference to the Monty python sketch

[–]Bruce_Bruce 0 points1 point ago

Heh, no worries. I don't watch a whole lot of Monty Python, but I've received other replies with references and videos to said sketch.

[–]Twangmaster 1 point2 points ago

That link was purple! You lied!

[–]Bruce_Bruce 1 point2 points ago

You've probably visited this thread then.

[–]Twangmaster 0 points1 point ago

Brings back memories.

[–]Dinojeezus 14 points15 points ago

This tattoo has my blessing.

[–]THISISDINOSAUR 11 points12 points ago

Damn, I was hoping to capitalise on my username but you're a clear winner.

[–]horse_bot3000 39 points40 points ago

If only there was an American flag in there somewhere...

[–]suckaduckunion 36 points37 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/vCV2x.jpg This one is American, and is also in the running for best/worst tat ever, IMO.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 6 points7 points ago

Oh man that's hilarious

[–]SeaweedWater 4 points5 points ago

I hated it until I saw "reading is for faggots". Now I'm in love.

[–]exodyne 6 points7 points ago

I believe you meant "reeding".

Jeez, can't you reed?

[–]SeaweedWater 4 points5 points ago

I ain't no faggot.

[–]edm39c 4 points5 points ago

In the running? No way. This wins. This is the best tatoo ever...

[–]GucciManesOnlyFriend 8 points9 points ago

Fuck Yeah

[–]Silmarilli 8 points9 points ago

RAPTOR JESUS... oh wait, what?

[–]xsuzyxqx 49 points50 points ago

Idea wise.. awesome.. Tattoo wise.. horrible.

[–]DUELETHERNETbro 2 points3 points ago

da fuq is wrong with the right hand.

[–]xsuzyxqx 2 points3 points ago

That whole tattoo is horrible.. The lines work.. the shading.. This is a hot mess.. But the idea is pretty damn awesome!!

[–]RideFresh 1 point2 points ago

So much win

[–]NixonNarwhal 8 points9 points ago

Come on op can you think of a better tattoo... go ahead try, ill wait,

...no? o well I thought so. Dearest Tyler, do you mind if I call you Tyler? let me slap some knowledge on you, Tyler. That tattoo is money. It screams fuck ya world! No one aint gonna mess with my shit because Jesus is riding a motherfucking T-Rex on my arm bitch and aint no one got the balls to challange that.

now Tyler you may be saying hold on man, that T-Rex has a bridle in its mouth, and that just seems illogical, I mean the strength behind the jaws of that dino could destroy that at any time. Well Tyler, that is where you don goofed. That bridle is made of of dinosaur leather cured with only distilled orphan tears and then blessed by the great DP himself, and given to Jesus the day he sweet talked his way out of his tomb in a technicolor robe.

I guess this brings us back to the original question Tyler... yah i'd have to say this is the best tattoo

[–]dvegas 10 points11 points ago

dafuq did i just read

[–]Hippster 1 point2 points ago

Wat.

[–]RiveraMarcel 1 point2 points ago

Tyler? His real name is obviously fancypants73

[–]GorgeouslyHumbl 0 points1 point ago

My... my name is Tyler...

[–]usernameMols 6 points7 points ago

Best

[–]Thediegolopez 6 points7 points ago

Best

[–]i-knew-kung-fu 5 points6 points ago

Best

[–]Wazoisme 6 points7 points ago

Best

[–]Drag0nsl4y3r14 2 points3 points ago

BEST MOTHERFUCKERS

[–]HanzKrebs 1 point2 points ago

I must agree with you all, this body painting art specifically is very much enthusiastic indeed

[–]RiveraMarcel 0 points1 point ago

Best

[–]krazykenn 7 points8 points ago

That is a terrible tattoo. Not the worst but it's terrible.

Now everyone is going to downvote me because "BUT IT'S JESUS ON A RAPTOR AND IT SAYS LE FUCK YEAH".

It's very bad and an unoriginal shitty meme/joke.

[–]suckaduckunion 8 points9 points ago

agreed, except I downvoted you for using "le."

[–]yeah_me 0 points1 point ago

The problem isn't the originality (or lack thereof)...it's that the line and color work are both pretty shoddy.

[–]Elerabin21k -1 points0 points ago

Because 99% of tatoo's are totally original right? Hah... yeah ok sure buddy.

[–]saaaarrrr -1 points0 points ago

yes. so much yes.

[–]wonderTetrahedron 0 points1 point ago

I'm not buying it, needs more feathers.

[–]sithelis -1 points0 points ago

How is this even a decision?

[–]jbrittles 1 point2 points ago

neither

[–]grapevine11 0 points1 point ago

DinoRidingJesus... it's a thing.

[–]blankfield 0 points1 point ago

Best because it's not on you.

[–]C_K_B 1 point2 points ago

Worst Tattoo, why? It's ridiculous, there's absolutely 0 context for it. All I can think of is WHY would you want it? And to those who think this is the best tattoo and will most likely downvote me. But my question to you is do you have a tattoo like this? I didn't think so. It's neat for a moment but regrettable later in life, like most tattoos.

[–]chuang-tzu -3 points-2 points ago

*like ALL tattoos [FTFY]

[–]C_K_B 0 points1 point ago

(runs dives, to throw you an upvote to save you from diving into the negatives)

But I would politely have to decline and say it's a bad generalization to say ALL tattoos. There are some respectable ones that can last a lifetime, the ones I truly support are the ones that have a family name or the military affiliation tattoos. Those guys go through hell and they should be proud of what they had to go through. I would say religious ones but I do know that some people change their mind about those things. If I were to get a tattoo it would be one with a 99% chance of me never changing my opinion about it.

[–]chuang-tzu 1 point2 points ago

I have no desire to change your opinion on the matter. I have several friends who have tattooed the names of relatives who have, unfortunately, passed too early. I am not standing in judgement here, but I for one do not understand the tattoo culture. Ultimately, I said it as a joke....because that is what r/funny is about. For those who want to take it seriously: fuck it, I accept your downvotes.... Enjoy your barbed-wire armbands on your 80th birthday. To those who have lost someone and/or the military folk who get tagged with their unit iconography and/or buddies name: you are 100% NOT who I am talking about. I apologize for my late night attempt at humor (but only if you ACTUALLY have a meaningful tattoo....otherwise my joke stands as is....[as a joke]).

[–]C_K_B 1 point2 points ago

What this? A fencing match? Well defended.

[–]chuang-tzu 1 point2 points ago

Riposte!

[–]maxhax 0 points1 point ago

A tattoo is not "good" because of any meaning behind it. It's good if its actually a well done piece of artwork.

[–]dtouger 5 points6 points ago

worst, definitely worst

[–]knowses 4 points5 points ago

Definitely not the worst. I once saw a guy with a nike swish tattooed on his forearm. I saw this with my own eyes. God help my bloody eyes!~

[–]rayt880 0 points1 point ago

My vote in for best.

[–]bikenotes -1 points0 points ago

Don't know why everyone is downvoting people's opinions. Everyone is basically answering OP's question. Not much you can bring to the discussion about a raptor and Jesus. I mean, you can... but.

[–]chunkmuffins -2 points-1 points ago

Best.

[–]averagegent 0 points1 point ago

Is that Jesus or Ann Frank's father, Frank Frank?

[–]smoochieboochies -2 points-1 points ago

OP must be new to this internet thing.

[–]Undeadsjoker579 0 points1 point ago

I think this contains the answer, as in, FUCK YEAH

[–]mesamob -2 points-1 points ago

Is it even a question?

[–]tnfootball16 -1 points0 points ago

best

[–]Elitesexham 1 point2 points ago

Is that an arm? That's a big, fat fucking arm.

[–]Vocemrationis -1 points0 points ago

I challenge you to come up with anything that could beat this duo in a fight.

[–]fetzy 0 points1 point ago

Reddit tell me what my opinion is on this tattoo because I don't have the capacity to think for myself

FTFY

[–]rockinbeth 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yeah, I'm ready for the Raptorture!

[–]Novensu 1 point2 points ago

I bet that makes him Mamma very proud.

[–]Squishy_Vengence 0 points1 point ago

Worst best tattoo

[–]chuang-tzu 0 points1 point ago

To guarantee that you have made a valid and logical argument you must also pass the 'is the inverse also true' test. Best worst tattoo? Yup. You nailed it.

[–]knowses 0 points1 point ago

What the hell? I Like It!

[–]narpas94 -1 points0 points ago

1000th vote biches

[–]imbeingsirius 0 points1 point ago

[–]BeautifulTerror -1 points0 points ago

My upvote says best

[–]skysignor 0 points1 point ago

Those kids from r/atheism sure are weird

[–]firefae83 -1 points0 points ago

Worst. If dinosaurs saw Jesus, they'd eat him. A T-Rex eating Jesus, now that would be an awesome tattoo.

[–]chuang-tzu 0 points1 point ago

You have single-postedly refuted creationisms argument against evolution. Well done to you.

[–]SparkyDreamer -1 points0 points ago

Besssst

[–]leeferman 0 points1 point ago

Tor?

[–]chuang-tzu -1 points0 points ago

Jesus Christ! That is the best damn dragon tattoo I have ever seen!

[–]h20boy -1 points0 points ago

Best

[–]nexxusoftheuniverse -1 points0 points ago

BWORST

[–]coatrack68 1 point2 points ago

That made me sooo happy when I saw it.

[–]hanbinator 1 point2 points ago

This conception wasn't so immaculate.

[–]krispwnsu -1 points0 points ago

I upvoted this post to 1337. The Reddit gods have spoken.

[–]DirtyShamonuhh -1 points0 points ago

B. E. S. T.

[–]King_Pumpernickel 0 points1 point ago

I have the shirt.

[–]ETSSNUKE 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a guy in nuke school. He had a tattoo of Jesus riding Yoshi. It was pretty fantastic.

[–]TheImpLife 0 points1 point ago

I think it's somewhere in between

[–]sarrone28 0 points1 point ago

[–]ODIZZ89 0 points1 point ago

Can someone photo shop to put messed up painting jesus on there?

[–]m0h3k4n 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday Rick!

[–]bitter_twin_farmer 0 points1 point ago

If you squint real hard you can just make out where it says UNEMPLOYABLE.

[–]ashtonishing18 0 points1 point ago

Best.

[–]maxhax 0 points1 point ago

Actually, if it was drawn by a better artist, it could be. As is, fucking awful.

[–]hiiighdeaf 0 points1 point ago

I think i remember hearing about these jesus horses somewhere in exodus...

[–]drumellow 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean I can't use a T Rex as a horse!? Fuck you, I'm Jesus!

[–]Skinnyasspants 0 points1 point ago

Best, definatley the best.

[–]Elerabin21k -2 points-1 points ago

The hell do you mean NOT SURE. Obviously best, come on get your shit together.

[–]ZealousSlayer 0 points1 point ago

As someone who hates tattoos. I actually like this one.

[–]kaskrinj 0 points1 point ago

could definitely be better artwork, but it's hilarious, so best

[–]the_talking_dead 0 points1 point ago

Idea wise... eh. I mean at it's core, it is amazing the first time you see but it is practically asking to be acknowledged so it becomes rather contrived.

Actual execution of the tattoo... crap.

[–]vaustin89 1 point2 points ago

as a christian I approve this is the BEST tattoo design I have seen so far.

[–]wookiesandwich -3 points-2 points ago

not sure? what are you fucking retarded?

[–]jake0021 0 points1 point ago

'Mercia.

[–]VelvetJammies 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully this doesn't cause another break out of worst and best tattoo posts.

[–]dontdrinkandderive 0 points1 point ago

AMERICA

[–]BIC3PS 0 points1 point ago

I could see myself getting this.

[–]Shreddy_Krueger 0 points1 point ago

Christianity: 1 Atheists: 0

[–]l00pee -1 points0 points ago

I'm getting this.