think of the first people that will be able to afford them too

claymer · 2012-09-10T22:26:44+00:00

They should have named those "Googly Eyes"

occupymylefty · 2012-09-10T21:34:08+00:00

Let's see if you can say all that before I kick you in the testicles.

mindaika · 2012-09-10T22:57:19+00:00

What will be really funny is watching you do that to people wearing safety goggles who have no clue why you're screaming at them about horse cocks.

ductaperecorder · 2012-09-10T21:53:42+00:00

"Google glasses, close 50 newest tabs" doesn't seem like much of a problem if the solution takes less time to say than the cause of the "problem" itself.

4chanexplorer · 2012-09-10T23:48:06+00:00

eh, if it was me i'd let them all open up and view every one of them with a grin on my face... but then thats me

PostYourSinks · 2012-09-10T23:41:17+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Google glasses done right	4^coms	5^pts	23^dys	funny
Google Glasses	7^coms	20^pts	1^mo	funny
Not sure if repost, but made me chuckle.	426^coms	1339^pts	1^mo	funny
You know you wanna do this..	2^coms	5^pts	28^dys	funny
Google glasses	4^coms	5^pts	29^dys	funny

source: karmadecay

majorkev · 2012-09-10T17:04:56-07:00

This is old
You would have to turn off safe search first
The "I" in the last line is not capitalized

kabab2 · 2012-09-10T21:23:22+00:00

Today I learned about google glasses

Major_Dick · 2012-09-11T00:14:25+00:00

Hmmm, wonder if they're usable with actual glasses. Would suck if I couldn't use them.

tj_hooker · 2012-09-10T18:21:23-07:00

So funny I spewed spaghetti all over my monitor.
Best part: I'm not eating spaghetti.

Steve_the_Scout · 2012-09-10T17:01:06-07:00

I would just be ಠ_ಠ

...

ಠ‿ಠ

MentalToast · 2012-09-11T00:30:03+00:00

I'd be more surprised if the voice recognition was actually that effective. Have fun screaming at someone while nothing happens on their end.

drummerpreece · 2012-09-11T00:49:44+00:00

stop it

rconnelly20 · 2012-09-10T18:35:14+00:00

extremely rich people that dont need them?

UZUMATI-JAMESON · 2012-09-10T22:59:05+00:00

That's a mouthful.

fack9gag · 2012-09-10T23:14:47+00:00

What someone else thought of and posted, which you then reposted.

TehFrozenYogurt · 2012-09-10T23:56:05+00:00

Reminds me of that Siri joke before it came out. ಠ_ಠ

ordinaryrendition · 2012-09-11T02:44:29+00:00

Share all on Google+

ElRed_ · 2012-09-11T01:36:45+00:00

"GOOGLE GLASS SEARCH CHILD PORN IM FEELING LUCKY". Then you go home, call the police and send him to jail. Game set and match.

EpicCliche · 2012-09-10T14:30:52-07:00

I would love to see that happen without getting tongue-tied.

nefarious_one · 2012-09-11T00:35:57+00:00

They don't work that way,I don't think.

4BDN · 2012-09-11T01:01:00+00:00

How hard is it to take glasses off your face?

BoringSurprise · 2012-09-11T01:04:38+00:00

wildly original and devastatingly clever. the best part is the pointless jealousy of a stranger with a toy that you don't have.

cowdimples · 2012-09-11T01:15:41+00:00

I almost spat out my food, best thing I've seen all day.

pikachufrompokemon · 2012-09-10T18:22:25-07:00

I would simply take them off and click reset... then I would open a can of whoop-ass on the person who did that

BlastMeBagpipes · 2012-09-11T01:27:00+00:00

Didn't we invent voice recognition like 1 BILLION YEARS AGO? Yeah, I bet the GG won't have ANYWAY of filter out unwanted noises or stupid voices.

Realworld · 2012-09-11T01:35:57+00:00

NSFW: Google image search HORSE FUCK

Yeah... probably don't need to look at that...

Shoeboxes0 · 2012-09-11T01:39:24+00:00

Yeah, because that is how they work.

ConansBeard · 2012-09-11T01:42:33+00:00

In new tab...In new WINDOW 50 interents open up and freeze the phone

LATKE_IN_MY_TUCHES · 2012-09-11T01:44:24+00:00

Switch "horse fuck" for "trypophobia" and you're right on the money.

dudeitsabe · 2012-09-11T01:50:56+00:00

mgonzo11 · 2012-09-11T01:53:10+00:00

What the fuck are google glasses?

Who_flung_poo69 · 2012-09-11T01:59:22+00:00

If someone went in front of me and screamed that, I would instantly punch them in the face.

LeastServant · 2012-09-11T02:04:18+00:00

Ha epic

irrelevant_axolotl · 2012-09-11T02:14:26+00:00

power button?

tommijones · 2012-09-11T02:19:45+00:00

They could have made the glasses less stupid looking. Regular (sun)glass forms would have sufficed.

AlanLolspan · 2012-09-10T19:21:23-07:00

I would grab you by the shoulders, pull you close, and whisper into your ear " thank you".

richandwhite · 2012-09-11T02:24:55+00:00

My coworker showed me how his Galaxy S3 has voice operated call accepting/rejecting. Every time his phone rings and he pulls it out I yell "REJECT".

apollo84 · 2012-09-11T02:25:30+00:00

with a google glasses?

phunkystuff · 2012-09-11T02:25:47+00:00

Ha its funny how this is a copy of a joke made about Siri when Siri first came out.

and the 'i' in the last sentence is very similar to that of apple products...

Macky88 · 2012-09-11T02:28:37+00:00

That "i" is screwing with me. i don't get it.

boomstik101 · 2012-09-11T02:29:16+00:00

As well as not capitalizing your "I"s, apparently.

rampantdissonance · 2012-09-11T02:30:40+00:00

I never asked for this.

MagoLopez · 2012-09-11T02:30:53+00:00

You re-posting son of a bitch

stillnotking · 2012-09-11T02:31:58+00:00

Well, now's your chance. Have fun screaming at models.

stupidestaccountevur · 2012-09-11T02:34:04+00:00

And then you'll go to jail. Maybe not the first time, or the second time... but eventually.

getrdune · 2012-09-11T02:37:15+00:00

Never closed the quotes....

KariasMike · 2012-09-11T02:37:39+00:00

This will make my plagiarism so much easier!

iamdevour · 2012-09-11T02:41:04+00:00

But you wouldn't.

user_name2 · 2012-09-11T02:47:01+00:00

You dropped this "

AlrightStopHammatime · 2012-09-11T02:49:53+00:00

WITH A GOOGLE GLASSES

Mokey_Maker · 2012-09-11T02:51:47+00:00

"close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab." "close tab."

supasuit3 · 2012-09-11T03:54:15+00:00

Instead of horse fuck, it should say /r/spacedicks

Edg-R · 2012-09-11T06:23:44+00:00

Amazing grammar!

MEWOVER9000 · 2012-09-10T17:37:59-07:00

Repost.

paraclete · 2012-09-11T01:29:00+00:00

iS ANYONE ELSE BOTHERED BY THE EXISTENCE OF ONLY 1 LOWER CASE LETTER IN THE IMAGE?

Mudjekeewis · 2012-09-11T01:22:15+00:00

I think it's our duty for the sake of humanity to punch everyone who wears them in the face.

Iamthebigo · 2012-09-11T00:57:55+00:00

Silly Repost

SwagSwaggerson · 2012-09-10T23:55:37+00:00

-_- couldn't they just take the glasses off?

AllegedClintonLover · 2012-09-11T00:24:17+00:00

I'd simply start to masterbate and get the last laugh

mrguy123 · 2012-09-10T14:26:05-07:00

Those remind me of scouters from dragon ball z.

Kodaic · 2012-09-11T02:22:18+00:00

Apparently other people already have

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Google glasses done right	4^coms	5^pts	23^dys	funny
Google Glasses	7^coms	20^pts	1^mo	funny
Not sure if repost, but made me chuckle.	426^coms	1339^pts	1^mo	funny
You know you wanna do this..	2^coms	5^pts	28^dys	funny
Google glasses	4^coms	5^pts	29^dys	funny

source: karmadecay

NotSure_If · 2012-09-10T23:06:01+00:00

This really is brilliant.

cheesefalcon · 2012-09-11T00:42:47+00:00

I did that about five time in a row to some strangers, but I forgot I had Google glasses too. What I gave to them rebounded equally, and I can't look at a horse without getting a cold sweat, flashbacks, and anal pains.

paulduve · 2012-09-11T01:14:12+00:00

Fortunately, these things will never go anywhere. They'll be less popular than bluetooth headsets, they'll be mocked more, and they'll die more utterly.

Just because it's convenient or useful doesn't mean it isn't really, really dorky.

MrTaintTingley · 2012-09-10T16:49:49-07:00

FAGET

funny

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