Priorities

Rectal_Popsicle · 2012-09-10T14:33:57+00:00

Calculations ain't gonna do themselves.

Destra · 2012-09-10T17:10:22+00:00

They are all his sisters and cousins.

TVOnTheTV · 2012-09-10T14:39:38+00:00

Tactical paper placement! He's faking the calculations for fear of losing his dignity.

SeanGaither · 2012-09-10T16:49:02+00:00

He's calculating how much pussy he's going to get later.

DEMAG · 2012-09-10T14:58:34+00:00

Math city bitch. Math, math city bitch. 10, 10, 10, plus 20 equals 50 bitch.

jakeross · 2012-09-10T16:38:28+00:00

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

RICH_LITTLE · 2012-09-10T15:26:55+00:00

Disregard bitches. Acquire knowledge.

ScrapBuilder774 · 2012-09-10T14:50:39+00:00

Integrate those differential equations, bitches love differential equations.

Grimpy · 2012-09-10T17:22:50+00:00

I'd guess that one of the women is his mother, one is his sister, and two are friends of his sister.

Judging by the periodic table on his t-shirt and the fact that he's doing homework on what appears to be a vacation, I assume he's a smart kid. Smart enough to wait till there isn't a camera pointed at him before staring the tits off his sister's friends.

hungryhungryhippooo · 2012-09-10T17:14:07+00:00

dont worry. once he finishes their homework, i'm sure they'll keep their end of the deal.

grillsill · 2012-09-10T17:07:34+00:00

He knows the secret. Rich = better looking bitches

Nuclayer · 2012-09-10T16:54:31+00:00

Actually, this guy is better off than the rest of us.

Imagine being free from sexual desire. How much could you accomplish is you were able to not be controlled by those basic primal urges? We are the ones with screwed up priorities.

McBurger · 2012-09-10T18:38:11+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
This guy gets all the bitches	11^coms	110^pts	2^mos	funny
Redditor on vacation.	32^coms	394^pts	5^mos	funny
TI84+ like a boss	1353^coms	2341^pts	10^mos	pics

source: karmadecay

Propanelol · 2012-09-10T17:07:42+00:00

Nerchio must devise his next ZvT strat, no time for women.

hotquac · 2012-09-10T17:18:06+00:00

Creepin' on my sister and her friends < Math homework.

dmdrmr · 2012-09-10T14:54:18+00:00

Algebra? Bitch I got logarithmic functions falling out my lap. These hoes? Implicit deviations motha-f, y to the y' w/ respect to my homey X! We run with the only thing I respect, [H]ydrogen, one Proton one Electron one Neutron. Peace out.

kartoen · 2012-09-10T16:51:23+00:00

58008+58008+58008=

MrKetz · 2012-09-10T19:23:18+00:00

A kid smart enough to know he has no shot at a girl like that now, and smart enough to know if he applies himself and becomes rich, they will be falling all over him later.

hamderandreas · 2012-09-10T16:43:45+00:00

It that the TI-89 Titanium?! Lucky bastard!!

TheQuickslide · 2012-09-10T17:27:08+00:00

I see a smart kid doing the homework of 4 girls in bikinis.

Working as intended.

MindlessToRest · 2012-09-10T19:01:20+00:00

Bitches love the TI-84!

neiltc · 2012-09-10T17:45:02+00:00

Kinda looks like they are a family, at which point looking would be even more weird than not looking

stabberthomas · 2012-09-10T18:11:48+00:00

Is that a TI-84 Plus? Who can withstand such a beauty?

MoogyOne · 2012-09-10T18:22:27+00:00

Female interaction so rare that it has to be reposted.

steenarie · 2012-09-10T15:36:27+00:00

How much do you want to bet he is only there because he is doing all of their homework? Either way it's not a bad gig.

mrmyxlplyx · 2012-09-10T17:18:16+00:00

He's probably doing their homework for them. Their manner of attire is part of his payment. The rest will be in Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

muffinTrees · 2012-09-10T10:53:22-07:00

The good old TI-84 Plus...one hell of a machine.

MikeFromOuterSpace · 2012-09-10T10:43:57-07:00

TI-89 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

uSeeWhatiDidThere · 2012-09-10T19:21:48+00:00

I bet he's doing their homework...

atg5t6 · 2012-09-10T12:23:16-07:00

anytime is math time

Daleforde_Brimmly · 2012-09-10T12:31:55-07:00

what if it's his family...

forevabronze · 2012-09-10T12:32:40-07:00

i dunno beside the fact they're probably his sisters/family members they seem way older than him 4-5 years each prob.

thunderkat8 · 2012-09-10T19:44:15+00:00

Am I the only one here who thinks this picture is shopped?

Havreputte · 2012-09-10T19:50:10+00:00

What if that's his family?

Nebakanezzer · 2012-09-10T13:10:28-07:00

no one thought he was the gay friend?

Typlo · 2012-09-10T18:10:24+00:00

Just when you thought /r/jailbait was gone.

nbinney · 2012-09-10T10:07:15-07:00

Bitches don't know bout my TI-83.

McBurger · 2012-09-10T18:38:56+00:00

Graph That - Akon

Graph that, get on the floor

Graph that, translate by 4

Graph that, dilate some more

Graph that, TI84

C7M · 2012-09-10T19:15:59+00:00

Looks photoshopped to me

daleksdeservevictory · 2012-09-10T09:42:23-07:00

Math class field trip?

guntherpea · 2012-09-10T10:10:31-07:00

priorities? he's got 'em.

he could have done his homework anywhere...

alclarkey · 2012-09-10T10:17:46-07:00

I don't know, the one in the black bikini is looking kind of sultry.

Keven_Santana90 · 2012-09-10T10:23:43-07:00

We all know he was just invited to do all their homework.

jakemyers7 · 2012-09-10T17:47:23+00:00

Relatives?

beatyour1337 · 2012-09-10T10:51:03-07:00

He's got his priorities right; he's surrounded by women in bikinis.

M374llic4 · 2012-09-10T10:57:39-07:00

Calculators gunna calculate.

anonymousmouse2 · 2012-09-10T17:57:41+00:00

A true modern day Tesla.

cycophuk · 2012-09-10T10:58:27-07:00

Because that isn't posed at all.

lordridan · 2012-09-10T11:18:35-07:00

Bitches love my TI-89.

idma · 2012-09-10T18:19:36+00:00

according to his calculations, the increase of bitches and hoes that he will acquire in 2 years time will be exponential in both quantity and quality, spanning a larger variance in ethnicity as well

vidarc · 2012-09-10T18:24:38+00:00

I think the person in the green bikini is Michael Cera

whaleDisco · 2012-09-10T11:24:39-07:00

He has two notebooks, he's clearly doing their homework for them.

I_Smell_Farts · 2012-09-10T11:25:11-07:00

dat calculator

bebederp · 2012-09-10T11:25:42-07:00

Because he knows that in 10 years he can afford the girls with the personal trainers.

MyOtherNameIsJesus · 2012-09-10T11:26:15-07:00

priorities, or capabilities?

pakron · 2012-09-10T11:26:36-07:00

That kid seems a lot more interesting to talk to than the women around him.

Arturrono · 2012-09-10T11:27:02-07:00

Cheerleader effect.

godofall7 · 2012-09-10T11:27:44-07:00

HAHAHA FUCK YEA this picture is funy

PretentiousPessimist · 2012-09-10T11:30:38-07:00

They would probably have his attention if the area under their curves were larger.

2012-09-10T18:32:06+00:00

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NonRealAnswer · 2012-09-10T11:32:41-07:00

REEEPOOOOSSSTTT!

Skipdodoubleg · 2012-09-10T11:32:41-07:00

He'll be paying their ways through "college" in no time!

kcmacmatter · 2012-09-10T18:32:56+00:00

I went to highschool with all these people haha pretty sure its neils and some of the polish girls haha. what a small world

I_wanna_be_black · 2012-09-10T11:35:43-07:00

Bitches don't know 'bout my TI-89.

Pseudophobic · 2012-09-10T18:35:56+00:00

It is probably Puzzpack.

gadzooks28 · 2012-09-10T11:37:48-07:00

Doing that math homework to get the ladies!

kinsmed · 2012-09-10T11:38:33-07:00

He is way cooler than I would be.

Consequently maybe they don't see him as viable.

2hot2sexy4u · 2012-09-10T11:39:15-07:00

this is so old, but what good will my complaining do

McBurger · 2012-09-10T11:39:21-07:00

I've seen this before...

McBurger · 2012-09-10T18:39:40+00:00

Using your homework to cover your massive boner, hmm? Clever.

MarkoSeke · 2012-09-10T18:40:01+00:00

This was probably shot after he banged them all, so his priorities are probably in place.

geargrabber5 · 2012-09-10T18:41:08+00:00

He's doing their homework. Lol

careib · 2012-09-10T11:41:58-07:00

He's just counting all the money the girls just spent. Bookkeeping.

LapuaMag · 2012-09-10T11:45:09-07:00

Guessing he is doing their homework?

yellowking · 2012-09-10T18:47:15+00:00

Well, my math is hard. I'm going to go solve it via iteration...

Decyde · 2012-09-10T11:49:19-07:00

He said he preferred his TI-TI ES as those chicks were A- cups.

Droopy0093 · 2012-09-10T11:50:43-07:00

You'll all be working for this guy one day, so he's just planning for the future!

justwanted2rage · 2012-09-10T11:50:55-07:00

His daughters. Of 4000 daughters.

dinglicious · 2012-09-10T11:52:02-07:00

Realism: knowing that you have no chance with them now. But after your successful takeover of Microsoft, bitches be everywhere

tedparkes · 2012-09-10T11:52:30-07:00

He's clearly using the notebook to hide his massive erection.

fistymcbuttpuncher · 2012-09-10T11:52:48-07:00

Just a beta doing beta things because he's beta as fuck.

Speaking-of-segues · 2012-09-10T11:53:20-07:00

By my calculations, this photo will become a short lived meme with varying degrees of hilarity within the next few hours.

chownplus · 2012-09-10T11:53:28-07:00

That guy is.. remarkably cute actually.

EDIEDMX · 2012-09-10T18:54:34+00:00

Priorities - 1. Talk to kid. 2. Have a drink. 3. Read a magazine. 4. Sleep 5. Surf the web. 6. Talk to the women...or should I say, sit there and let them talk...and nod my head up and down as if I really care about what they are saying.

Seems to me that perhaps the kid knows more about women than perhaps we are assuming.

I_All_Ways_Win · 2012-09-10T11:56:34-07:00

"back off ladies im doing math"

goonbee · 2012-09-10T11:58:26-07:00

GTFO BITCH IM DOING SCIENCE

Demonic_Pitster · 2012-09-10T12:00:00-07:00

i gave those bitches some math......bitches love math

Gaaahh · 2012-09-10T12:01:14-07:00

This guy has his shit together

iSoder · 2012-09-10T12:01:47-07:00

Well.. he already got the girls and the math needs to be done. What's the problem?

benhah · 2012-09-10T12:06:06-07:00

DAT GRAPH

Akraz · 2012-09-10T12:07:48-07:00

The girl standing up rubbing her ass on the back of the girls head.. that's kinda hot

blunt_person · 2012-09-10T19:08:41+00:00

It's not like he had a shot with any of them.

Might as well do homework.

Staleina · 2012-09-10T12:09:05-07:00

The fact he's ignoring them is just making them want him.

damaximum · 2012-09-10T19:10:33+00:00

Ti-84 nice

skatermario3 · 2012-09-10T12:11:07-07:00

Probably his cousins.

VentusInsulae · 2012-09-10T19:12:00+00:00

Heteronormativity, ho!

obsilord · 2012-09-10T12:13:17-07:00

Don't be fooled, that guy is playing Pimp Quest v5.53 on his calculator.

bstarr32 · 2012-09-10T19:13:40+00:00

Advanced euclidean geometry... LIKE A BOSS

Zombiebotking · 2012-09-10T12:15:01-07:00

This REALLY looks like me when I was younger. I got kinda scared for a second!

Aezen · 2012-09-10T19:15:23+00:00

none of them are bigger than be cup. this man is attempting to make himself rich enough to get a girl with at least a D sized bosom

astrobear · 2012-09-10T19:15:51+00:00

I like it how the girl on his right is checking his work.

KalLinkEl · 2012-09-10T19:16:03+00:00

First you do the homework, then you get the power, then you get the women!

Le-Username · 2012-09-10T12:16:17-07:00

He is going to TI-69 all of them

TurKoise · 2012-09-10T12:16:44-07:00

Maybe he's related to all of them

Skee_Ball_Hero · 2012-09-10T19:19:06+00:00

He's calculating the air speed velocity of backin' that thang up, girl.

sparklingrainbows · 2012-09-10T19:20:19+00:00

Why is it that there is always a calculator in these kinds of photos? I study physics and I haven't touched a calculator in 3 years. And mathematicians have even less use for them.

(And engineers are gay, so they don't apply.)

Qudde · 2012-09-10T12:21:40-07:00

He has the same calculator as me, this makes us homies. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/TI-84_Plus_plain.jpg

Kinglink · 2012-09-10T12:27:11-07:00

Probably all related (Sisters and mother)

And he wants to be rich when he grows up.

shredder5 · 2012-09-10T12:30:12-07:00

"speak nerdy to me"

TheTeenSaltine · 2012-09-10T12:31:45-07:00

Sisters

Kabakov · 2012-09-10T19:34:42+00:00

Hey, I know that kid! I'm calling his brother now.. this can not go unpunished.

funny

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