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[–]Georgie-Pie 308 points309 points ago

He takes that beating like a boss.

[–]jontss 318 points319 points ago

When I had a dog (we had to put him down a few years ago) he would routinely kill raccoons. The thing is, there was no real reason they should not have been able to prevent their own deaths. The dog would be outside on a 20 ft line. So he's got 40 ft he can roam in. A raccoon would show up to try to get some food, the dog would pick him up, shake him around, and toss him through the air. Usually they'd land outside the radius the dog could get to. But the stupid things would get up, and march right back towards the food to try to get more. This would repeat until the raccoon was dead. Kinda sad. Also really stupid.

[–]EmperorSofa 204 points205 points ago

It used to be a fairly common trick to put food inside a hole that a raccoon could fit his paw through but not pull it out once it was clenched around the food.

Racoons are dumb as fuck and can't grok that they just need to let go of the food. Then the hunter would just casually stroll up and kill it.

[–]VinceAtLSU 247 points248 points ago

I've read Where the Red Fern Grows and can confirm this.

[–]SlightlyDarkerBlack 304 points305 points ago

"Racoons are dumb as fuck"

-Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls

[–]netr0 19 points20 points ago

[–]AaronHolland44 7 points8 points ago

"that is a dumb goddamn wall-licking geraffe and that is all."

[–]EmperorSofa 51 points52 points ago

I loved that damn book.

[–]Digg1 31 points32 points ago

Should I read it?

[–]benuntu 84 points85 points ago

If you like crying.

[–]Digg1 31 points32 points ago

Ill read it then. Also, TIL there is a book about crying Racoons.

[–]ksa2 22 points23 points ago

There's a japanese one about raccoons with monstrously large balls.

[–]Digg1 3 points4 points ago

Somehow I'm not surprised

[–]bizness_kitty 2 points3 points ago

The tanuki, which is what you are referring to, is prominently featured in Japanese folk-lore as a shape-shifter.

The tanuki is also said to be fond of coming out at dusk and drumming on its plump belly and distended kin-tama ("golden balls"), filling the night air with the deep hollow sound of pon-poko-pon.

Pon-poko-pon was so cash.

[–]Dyamalos 9 points10 points ago

Oh god, I remember the sad.

I need happy thoughts now.

[–]sarcasm_rocks 16 points17 points ago

Do you like raccoons?

[–]joshjje 12 points13 points ago

Oh yes, I love raccoons! Ill go read this right now.

[–]Digg1 6 points7 points ago

Im somewhat in-between on them

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 11 points12 points ago

I did not personally read it, but I followed along with the class and failed a few quizzes

[–]zimtastic 7 points8 points ago

I thought they used foil, or other shiny things instead of food, in the traps.

[–]Binsky89 8 points9 points ago

They did use shiny things in the traps, but raccoons go for food as well.

[–]Domian 60 points61 points ago

Even better: baboons.

Must be the name.

[–]Krippy 13 points14 points ago

fascinating!

[–]Alchemilla 3 points4 points ago

This is the exact documentary I thought of when OP mentioned the hole trick. It's fascinating how crafty and brilliant people can be, and sometimes it takes the removal of modern technology to remind me how amazing we all are just on our own.

[–]bobsomeguy 26 points27 points ago

I saw a documentary on some African tribe that showed some of their survival techniques.

One way they found water was to bait a monkey into sticking it's hand in a hole to get some food, and like your example, it couldn't pull it out with its fist clenched. Then they tied it to a tree and left it some salt for it to eat. Once it was good and thirsty from the salt, they let it go and followed it to its water source. Pretty fucking brilliant.

[–]4n7h0ny 0 points1 point ago

I posted the video below but here is the link to it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHdJVzYBBOU

[–]emptynamebox 7 points8 points ago

I think the term you're looking for is "grok".

[–]EmperorSofa 2 points3 points ago

Oh damn my bad.

[–]Shuko 7 points8 points ago

Yes, I also read "Where the Red Fern Grows." :)

[–]ArchangelleCuntpunch 3 points4 points ago

Someone told me once that they're also very curious and the same thing can be achieved with a shiny object like a metal ball :/

[–]Jamuraan 2 points3 points ago

I wish there was an explanation for this.

[–]Joe_12265 3 points4 points ago

The cat was like "wait, you just got 10 claws to the eyeball and still coming, WTF".

[–]xmod2 9 points10 points ago

Something selected for that behavior. It's worked for them so far.

[–]yellowpride 10 points11 points ago

If you were starving and had no means of obtaining food you'd try to steal it too. You go to the bread store and try to steal bread but they catch you so they chop off your hand and send you back on your way without any food. That means you're still hungry and the bread shop is the only way for you to get food... so what do you do despite getting your hand chopped off? You go back and try again because you're fuckin hungry.

[–]KalAl 16 points17 points ago

You wouldn't try maybe looking for food somewhere else? Somewhere without a meat cleaver-wielding guard?

[–]teeyul 7 points8 points ago

That place has some good bread.

[–]Lampmonster1 101 points102 points ago

That coon would destroy that cat if it came down to it. I doubt that little assault even bothered it.

[–]black27696 57 points58 points ago

Yeah I'm just glad the coon wandered off. You don't want to fuck with them.

[–]Kungfucheez 21 points22 points ago

And that day, the racoon gave zero fucks

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 19 points20 points ago

[–]diggitydan 6 points7 points ago

the irony is that if you are out of fucks, then I don't know how you could be the Queen of Anal.

[–]black27696 5 points6 points ago

Think of racoons as the honey badgers of suberbia.

[–]Vsx 18 points19 points ago

My cat weighed 7 pounds, she killed two raccoons that I know of and countless enormous rabbits.

[–]Lampmonster1 54 points55 points ago

I've seen cats take down coons, but they're a special breed of cat. They're like the cats that would become Navy Seals if cats had Navy Seals. My aunt used to have a cat that would fight anything. By the time it died it had so much scar tissue that hair didn't grow from his shoulders to the top of his head. He only had one ear and the other had been torn open so many times it didn't stand up anymore.

[–]SlashSarcasm 23 points24 points ago

My cat Abigail is like that. She has huge eyes like a Mogwai but they do not show cute, only murder. She has so many scars she is like a damn burn victim. She has killed dozens of things 2-3 times her size and the neighbors dog has a huge scar across his eye from her (he is a pitbull). She sleeps on her back in the middle of the street because she just doesn't fear anything. Been lime this for 10 years (she is spayed, all her shots) just flat out refuses to come inside unless it is raining or snowing. I am kind of scared of her.

[–]diggitydan 20 points21 points ago

god dammit, my cat is a little pansy bitch when it comes down to it.

spiders scare it. spiders scare my cat....he gets scared and runs in confusion....

damn it.

[–]Kelodragon 3 points4 points ago

Well considering how many humans, who are in a vastly higher level of physical size and power compared to the cat are also deathly afraid of spiders it's not THAT big of a stretch.

[–]diggitydan 3 points4 points ago

he should want to eat them :(

he does act curious like "what. what dis thing?"

I don't know. I wish my cat was more aggressive and playful but he's just a big pansy. Still love him though. I guess it's like children, it's not like you get to pick what you want. You love what you get.

[–]Arienna 2 points3 points ago

If a bug gets into the house, my cat will come get me, lead me to it, and cry until I get rid of it. -_-' 14 lb cat.

[–]Dominiking 10 points11 points ago

He has a serious I will fuck you up look.

[–]Lampmonster1 18 points19 points ago

He looks tough.

[–]billin 6 points7 points ago

And pissed.

[–]KalAl 8 points9 points ago

Squirrels are actually one of the hardest things for cats to catch. My scrawny cat had no problem hauling down numerous birds and even a full-grown rabbit once, but I don't remember him ever getting a squirrel. Or, if he ever did, he didn't bring it home.

[–]Red_Dog1880 11 points12 points ago

Mostly street cats who had to fight daily to survive I guess.

A house cat (the kind that sleets 23 hours per day and just eat) would be annihilated.

Our first cat (big old ginger street bastard) blinded two dobermans who thought he was a bitch.

[–]Karl_Marx_ 32 points33 points ago

The cat doesn't have front claws.

[–]EverGlow89 25 points26 points ago

As an outdoor cat, I bet he does. Those were the rapid warming punches with no claws. Clawed attacks are much more violent and heavy.

Also, declawed cats bite. Hard.

[–]Ztiller 16 points17 points ago

There is nothing saying it doesn't have claws. Cats don't always scratch.

[–]Georgie-Pie 3 points4 points ago

Yea I didn't actually realise that until I saw camnui's post, my bad.

[–]vandil 11 points12 points ago

And keeps coming back for more.

[–]you_sir_are_wrong 7 points8 points ago

this is why you should never de-claw an outdoor cat

[–]yabacam 14 points15 points ago

how can you tell it's declawed? I've seen my cats (claws in) smack stuff around like that without resorting to claws. The cat looks like it's used to the raccoon coming over and taking food so it was just bugged, not mad. I'm no expert of course.

[–]lethargicwalrus 13 points14 points ago

Fuckin' 'coons.

[–]BkTrack[!] 788 points789 points ago

Evil cat if you ask me, raccoon was trying to give it food - beats the shit out of it. http://i.imgur.com/RVd8Q.gif

[–]Leroin 355 points356 points ago

The cat is probably just suspicious because of that hypnotically smooth turn the racoon makes before it gives the food. I wouldn't trust those satan biscuits in my food bowl either

[–]JediMasterSam 64 points65 points ago

It looks like the food was so heavy after he dropped it in there. He looks tired afterwards like he just wants to rest.

[–]JimmyHavok 17 points18 points ago

He looks more apologetic. I bet his mom told him "You put that nice cat's food right back."

[–]Den0702 61 points62 points ago

The cat doesn't beat him. He pats the raccoon for bringing him food.

[–]sheepman21 62 points63 points ago

X-treme patting.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 10 points11 points ago

he was removing the scratch marks from the raccoon's head

[–]PatAunces 102 points103 points ago

Ok, there we go

GIF thread checklist:

[x] Reverse gif posted

[] Video source posted

[] Comment about how the video source is a million times better

[] Joke about how the events keep happening over and over

[] 2-3 Pun threads

Come on guys, we're behind schedule for all the obligatory posts.

[–]chj 35 points36 points ago

[x] Video source posted

[–]i_drah_zua 20 points21 points ago

Thank you, that is a million times better!

[–]prey4mojo 67 points68 points ago

[x] Force a meme out of it

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3qujia/

[–]WineForMyMen 14 points15 points ago

You forgot one more

[x] Obligatory comment about how predictable the comments are by some Reddit user without realising the very comment they do is almost as predictable as the things they diss.

[–]willfull 7 points8 points ago

Ahh, here we go sir, your lunch as order-OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!

[–]c_brownie 6 points7 points ago

the racoon's suave yet creepy spin kills my ribs

[–]bluntoclock 9 points10 points ago

thats cause the raccoon put his own feces in the bowl.

[–]down_vote_magnet 10 points11 points ago

It's so rare to see such brilliant usage of reverse gif.

[–]Jhonnystonehenge 11 points12 points ago

" yes master... Im sorry master.."

[–]Dnfforever 17 points18 points ago

Ha! I laughed harder at this than at the original gif! You're a genius.

[–]ThePeanutBuddha[S] 78 points79 points ago

I'll take a beating for some tasty free eating.

[–]mrpineapplehouse 88 points89 points ago

Swiper no swiping!

Swiper no swiping!

Swiper NO SWIPING!

[–]supaphly42 24 points25 points ago

Oh mannnnn!

[–]Swiper-NO-Swiping 12 points13 points ago

YOU CALLED?

[–]glassescontacts 3 points4 points ago

"You're too late!"

[–]JohnTesh 14 points15 points ago

This week's episode:

The cat takes a turn at bat

Or

The coon starts to thieve at noon

  • Dy-no-mite *

edit: Cyberslasher gave me a way better way to break up the dynamite. Thanks boss.

[–]NOACeulemans 29 points30 points ago

That could have ended badly for the cat... raccoons can be pretty vicious to them.

[–]cornchips88 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, raccoons are not known to be nice to cat sized animals. One maimed our rabbit, and another got into our house and tried dragging our papillon under the bed, luckily my mom woke up and it ran away, but damn those things are vicious.

The one in this gif is oddly docile though.

[–]Tovora 22 points23 points ago

papillon

pap·il·lon A dog of a toy breed with ears suggesting the form of a butterfly

Thanks google dictionary!

[–]KingOfDerpistan 9 points10 points ago

If he's french, it means he has a pet-butterfly.

[–]needlzor 3 points4 points ago

I'm french and I thought cornchips88 had a cat-sized butterfly. Scary thought.

[–]PolarTX 2 points3 points ago

and another got into our house and tried dragging our papillon under the bed

raccoon rape, not even once.

[–]voneahhh 16 points17 points ago

Boy, Sly is getting lazy nowadays.

[–]yellowcoward 6 points7 points ago

I love that he keeps looking back like, "You're just gonna film and let this happen?"

[–]supaphly42 2 points3 points ago

Shit. I can't believe they filmed that long and let it go on. That raccoon could've easily killed that cat for swiping at it.

[–]Ravenhaft 2 points3 points ago

At one point the cat looks over at his owner and seems to say "why aren't you helping me with this asshole?"

[–]camnui 270 points271 points ago

this is why you never declaw your cat.

[–]Akkarrin 27 points28 points ago

Cat: boop boop boop

Raccoon: thank you

[–]Ztiller 32 points33 points ago

Cat's dont always use their claws when they "punch" like that. There is nothing saying this cat is declawed.

[–]EverGlow89 17 points18 points ago

Also, using it's claws would have started a fight. This cat was probably just smart enough not to use them.

[–]reuvenb 24 points25 points ago

This is why you declaw your raccoons.

[–]bdmflyer 7 points8 points ago

I don't think claws would've made a difference.

One of my cats has serious claws in front, and he batted my dog's face so hard it got stuck. The dog wasn't fazed.

[–]BreSput 46 points47 points ago

*This is why you never declaw your outdoor cat.

EDIT: I did not realize how inhumane declawing was. I'm not a cat person and have never owned one. If I ever do I will definitely think twice about it now though.

[–]PumpValve 284 points285 points ago

Bullshit. You never declaw any cat.

[–]JiveMasterT 31 points32 points ago

Seriously. If you want to keep your couch from getting destroyed by your cat then you have one humane solution: Don't get a cat.

[–]joeyparis 37 points38 points ago

Or get a scratching post and train your cat to use it. My cat still has her claws and never scratches anything but her scratching post. It took a little bit of training but it wasn't that hard. Just yelled at her when she scratched the furniture then we would carry her over to the scratching post, put her claws on it and withing 1-2 months she stopped scratching the furniture all together.

[–]giginut 24 points25 points ago

Lucky you. Mine will scratch the couch, I'll yell, she'll continue scratching while giving me the "watcha gonna do about it?" look. That cat gives exactly zero fucks.

[–]Scodo 29 points30 points ago

Discipline her. Canned air scares the shit out of cats.

[–]JimmyHavok 4 points5 points ago

Squirt bottle works, too.

[–]Kennedy_man 20 points21 points ago

Probably cos cats don't understand English. You need to physically pick him up and move him to the scratching post each time. Tthat goes for most types of training - physical correction is much more effective than 'yelling' at an animal who doesn't know what you're saying.

[–]starlinguk 6 points7 points ago

Plant sprayer.

[–]Breathing_Balls 63 points64 points ago

Except one that likes to constantly swipe at testicles.

[–]PumpValve 162 points163 points ago

Start wearing pants.

[–]phullolock 212 points213 points ago

but he'll suffocate.

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 48 points49 points ago

Give him a snorkel

[–]AlphaCunt 17 points18 points ago

[–]PumpValve 15 points16 points ago

[–]caffeinejaen 6 points7 points ago

Not mail pants, wool pants. If I wanted to wear wool, I'd at least make it classy and wear wool slacks.

[–]Ravek 11 points12 points ago

Woah now.

[–]blueskiesandaerosol 27 points28 points ago

There are little rubber things you can put on their claws so they can't hurt furniture (or you.) They're not very expensive, and you can get them at most pet stores and likely your local animal shelter.

Yeah, it won't help them fight a raccoon, but it'll save them the pain and problems that come with declawing. It's not like they just trim back the nails, they amputate their toes at the first knuckle. Since cats walk on their toes, being declawed forces them to change the way they walk which can lead to arthritis.

[–]Yetanothertroll 21 points22 points ago

This. A friend did this to their 4yo cat when she started ripping up furniture. After the operation the cat became really cranky and started pissing on everything in her basement. It's like 4 years later and now she regrets it, her basement reeks.

Apparently they can become really aggressive (cat bites are evil) after this due to them not being able to defend themselves and phantom limb pain.

Seriously I don't understand why people think cutting off you animals finger tips, ears or tails is in anything but downright cruel.

[–]blueskiesandaerosol 3 points4 points ago

Also, the peeing on furniture thing might be because cats use scratching to mark their territory, and without the ability to do that some mark with urine. Your friend could try something like this to help.

[–]blueskiesandaerosol 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, a lot of cats don't like using the litter box after being declawed. And since they can't give a warning scratch, they go straight for biting.

[–]Yetanothertroll 5 points6 points ago

Cat scratch fever is always great. My cousin-in-laws kid got it from a cat bite (they didn't know she'd been nipped by the cat), the doctors thought she had lymphoma, had to rush her to another province with a proper cancer hospital, it didn't show up on the normal screening so they ran secondary tests, but they were assuming cancer and Hodgkins(sp?) lymphoma (the easily curable one) had been ruled out on the preliminary test. Basically they thought the kid was dead, until the second tests came back and the person doing a test suggesting it might be cat scratch fever.

Basically they spent 2 weeks thinking their kid had cancer, and then 1 week thinking she had incurable cancer.

[–]njtrafficsignshopper 3 points4 points ago

Or genitals?

[–]blueskiesandaerosol 8 points9 points ago

I see what you're saying, but spaying/neutering actually has health benefits for the animal, unlike declawing. It reduces the risk of cancer, uterine infections, and prostate problems.

[–]Yetanothertroll 5 points6 points ago

It can easily double the animals healthy lifespan, and more in other species. I have a 5 year old male rabbit that we neutered, he would likely have died already and he is still in really good health. (edit: for a male rabbit it can extend an average lifespan of 2 years to 15 years)

It also has the extra benefit that it reduces the chance of them "marking", which can involve spraying urine at a target over 6ft away.

[–]qp0n 11 points12 points ago

I never understood declawing when I had a cat growing up that was declawed.

When I adopted a cat a few years ago I learned just how fucking draconian it is. Appallingly brutal thing to do to any creature. Now I'm constantly amazed at how much dexterity my cat has with his claws. He picks things up like he has fingers!

[–]Lightfoot 8 points9 points ago

I found a cat at the shelter that had been declawed. He wasn't a year old and had been declawed and put in a shelter, brought him home (best cat I've ever had even if he was trouble) but he did make the best of it. He actually was partly outdoor but a big guy, almost 20 lbs (manx, they grow big) and would battle anyone anytime. Even going so far as to invade the neighbors house via pet-door, punch their cat in the jaw, eat its food and crap in its little box. Still, he couldn't climb or stop like a clawed cat and was always at a disadvantage. It really isn't a good thing to do at all, he was just making the best of the situation he had.

[–]TheMeatball 17 points18 points ago

I wish more people understood what "declawing" is. It's not like a tooth removal for claws, it's more like amputating the "fingertips" of the cat.

[–]Delvil 2 points3 points ago

I wasn't born yet when we got my favorite cat, I was like a baby when he got declawed because my mom was scared of him scratching me (he was prone to getting grumpy sometimes if you tried to touch his belly) and I grew up with that cat, he lived until I was like 16...I always felt bad about the fact that he didn't have claws, reading this thread makes me feel terrible. Especially since he was declawed because of me. :'(

[–]BPKnox 1 point2 points ago

Wow, people are really emotional about the declawing issue. I wonder how Reddit feels about spading or neutering their cats.

[–]PumpValve 5 points6 points ago

I don't speak for Reddit but I think we're wildly supportive of population control.

[–]flatlander00321 54 points55 points ago

Declawing a cat amputates the top phalanges of the paw. It's the same as cutting off everything past the top joint in your finger.

i.e. don't do it.

[–]Masterdanger 19 points20 points ago

It's the same as comparable to cutting off everything past the top joint in your finger.

[–]Shin-LaC 52 points53 points ago

Whew, thanks for the correction. I thought that the vet literally amputated part of your fingers when you went to have your cat declawed.

[–]Doomfield 13 points14 points ago

Nor any cat. You pretty well have to take the tips of their fingers off to do it. It's cruel as shit.

[–]Chimerathon 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, about as cruel as surgically removing their testes.

Fucking please, declawing is not "cruel as shit". For most indoor cats, removal of the claw housing joints of the front paws has no tangible effect on their quality of life, and makes things much easier and less expensive for their owners. Just because it is an elective amputation, doesn't mean it's automatically inhumane.

[–]monstercake 1 point2 points ago

I'd say this is wrong. I've known a couple cats that have been declawed before and after the operation (they were relative's cats) and their personalities changed a lot. For one, they started biting people instead of gently swiping at their hands when they were overstimulated/threatened once they learned their claws weren't effective anymore. They also became less trustworthy and less tolerant of being grabbed, etc, in general.

You also screw cats over if they accidentally get out. Even if they're an indoor cat, if they happen to escape and encounter any sort of animal or danger, tough luck. They can't climb to escape and they can't defend themselves.

There are many things you can do without resorting to declawing.

[–]1Ender 4 points5 points ago

Yeah raccoons can be fucking mean.

[–]Drezzan 7 points8 points ago

Especially during the day, with rabies and all that.

[–]naxter48 27 points28 points ago

Swiper! No swiping!

[–]oldmanwithahatchet 6 points7 points ago

Swiper no..... Ohh!

[–]njloof 7 points8 points ago

"How the hell did that weird-looking cat steal my food without using his mouth?"

[–]jugglemank 6 points7 points ago

Cat Used Scratch! ...It's not very effective...

[–]PJae 22 points23 points ago

That's exactly how I do when the wife looks for my wallet

[–]JiveMasterT 13 points14 points ago

…and she ignores you and takes your money anyway.

[–]Cheese_Bits 9 points10 points ago

George Jetson syndrome.

[–]Nomedboy 5 points6 points ago

He was like "you think your slaps hurt me...I'm a fucking Raccoon bitch....I live day to day doing this shit...and that's all you got?"

[–]prboi 5 points6 points ago

Cat: "What the fuck is this?"

Racoon: "Oh, Hello. Would you mind if I had some of your food?"

Cat: "Nigga I will fuck you up!"

Racoon: "That's nice. Thank you."

[–]SulphuricJuice 25 points26 points ago

Fucking pikey raccoons xD

[–]ShitiestOfTreeFrogs 12 points13 points ago

That's kind of what it's like arguing with stupid people.

[–]lookattheduck 10 points11 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks of E. Honda or The Fist of the North Star whenever I see a cat hit something 100 times in a second?

[–]marksalot75 13 points14 points ago

yes, you are.

[–]TMox 3 points4 points ago

All business, that cooney.

[–]Timmo885 3 points4 points ago

link For anyone that wants to see the video.

[–]aaronsoco919 8 points9 points ago

Zero fucks given.

[–]Ksudmb 2 points3 points ago

...momma just chases em' off with a broom.

[–]Desando 0 points1 point ago

Much more appropriate because racoons look like little thieves

[–]dodongone 2 points3 points ago

I recently watched a documentary on raccoons and this is apparently very typical behavior of raccoons around cats. Generally they just completely ignore them -- even when the cats try to attack them, but they don't ignore the cats' food.

[–]lfvhfb 0 points1 point ago

Honey badger don't care

[–]bunglejerry 5 points6 points ago

That cat deserves a medal of valour. Raccoons are evil motherfuckers.

[–]MOZARTtheGREAT 0 points1 point ago

that's why you shouldn't de-claw your cat.

[–]Dr_Twatson 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly why I don't punch drunk people.

[–]MBuddah 4 points5 points ago

only drunk people punch drunk people

[–]Dereksbob 0 points1 point ago

When we'd get raccoons momma would chase it off with a broom.

[–]_CitizenSnips_ 1 point2 points ago

Raccoon is impervious to kitty punches

[–]elliosenor 1 point2 points ago

Cats get a lot of shit for being unemotional and not giving a shit...I think raccoons got them beat.

[–]BobSaget12345 -1 points0 points ago

zero fucks were given !

[–]fknrat -1 points0 points ago

Does not. Give. A fuck.

[–]duncdog10 0 points1 point ago

noogy noogy noogy

[–]hoodis 1 point2 points ago

He forgot to say swiper no swiping.

[–]IRcitizen 0 points1 point ago

well that didn't work

[–]KRAT0SXx 0 points1 point ago

Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping. SWIPER NO SW-

[–]xRobbStarkx 1 point2 points ago

Cat - all mad

Raccoon - Unphased. Like a boss

[–]WorkoutProblems -1 points0 points ago

Zero. fucks. given.

[–]Keaver 0 points1 point ago

Didn't say "Swiper no Swiping" fast enough

[–]cursed_deity -1 points0 points ago

i have never seen a raccoon in my life.

and they are pest in america.

im jealous. i wish one of those bandits came to my garden.

[–]modernburial 0 points1 point ago

Hah, what a bitch move that cat pulled.

The racoon didn't give a fuck. Lovely stuff.

[–]vengefulbrowser 0 points1 point ago

Does this remind anybody else of Pocahontas?

[–]Capsfan61 1 point2 points ago

And your cat is vaccinated against rabies, right?

[–]Blastmaster29 0 points1 point ago

"Oh hey food. OW OW OW! I'm just gonna grab this. Byeee"

[–]kitkatkungfu 0 points1 point ago

Aren't racoons supposted to be really dangerous? Or at least that's what I remember from reading "Where the Red Fern Grows" as a child....

[–]dmarshalek 0 points1 point ago

HILARIOUS! NOTHING STOPS THAT MONSTER!

[–]bluetoyoutoo 1 point2 points ago

Goddamnit Nook

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point ago

I bet they later became good friends and had a huge laugh about this.

[–]KeepingKidsOnShred 0 points1 point ago

Robo Racoon...

[–]chrispdx 0 points1 point ago

That cat got PWNED

[–]t3pagent 0 points1 point ago

That was a nice combo

[–]WabashSon 1 point2 points ago

-"Fire photon torpedos, full spread!"

-"No effect, Captain!

[–]iNfamousEskimo 0 points1 point ago

COMBO x5 DAMAGE 0

[–]ademu5 -1 points0 points ago

Raccoon don't care.

[–]Justavian 1 point2 points ago

"Hey there buddy!" <pats friend on the head>

That's how i saw it.

[–]femdomtemp123 1 point2 points ago

Julian its a rakin!

[–]crying_about_gfwl 0 points1 point ago

Cccccccombo.....Determined little coon.

[–]suction 0 points1 point ago

Strong and fast jabs, but lacks punch. Should train with lighter gloves.