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[–]ExplicitDumping 13 points14 points ago

saw this 3 days ago on facebook, seems so backwords!!

[–]slapthatdough 3 points4 points ago

I can for once in my life say this; Saw it on facebook first.

[–]killingthedream 2 points3 points ago

backwords? Am I missing something here?

[–]Siarles 0 points1 point ago

Normally stuff from Reddit gets reposted to Facebook, not the other way around.

[–]OnceIHadACookie 7 points8 points ago

REDDIT IS FUCKIN RAD

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING /R/FUNNY SUB

LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING REPOSTS

LOOK AT ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKING COMMENTS AND POINTS N SHIT

CHECK OUT THESE KITTENS CHILLIN HERE LOOKING MAJESTIC AS FUCK

title comnts points age /r/
Bad ass science 2coms 4pts 6dys funny
You Fucking Know 0coms -4pts 5dys pics
I read this in Tyler the Creator's voice 1com 5pts 5dys funny
look at that 0coms 30pts 8dys funny
Scientifically versed redditors 0coms 12pts 5dys funny
Just fuckin look at that shit 1com -5pts 5dys funny
So fucking rad. 1com 1pt 4dys atheism

[–]TerraRyan11[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Well, seeing as they got 30 points and i got 300, best repost wins

[–]mintberrycrunk 0 points1 point ago

[–]Lmkt 39 points40 points ago

Is this macho/overly-swearing tone really still funny to some people?

[–]shrubmasterfraj 18 points19 points ago

Why yes, yes it is. As shocking as that may seem.

[–]Valdair 10 points11 points ago

The only part that I found funny was "majestic as fuck". It's hard for these pictures to catch me off guard any more.

[–]6odfire 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I lost it at "majestic as fuck." That needs to be a catch-phrase or something.

[–]Olenole 3 points4 points ago

If this is what reddit is becoming I don't want any part of it

[–]darchangel 0 points1 point ago

It's new and exciting. He just learned all these crazy new words yesterday and he's passing his new trove of knowledge onto us. Show some respect; you're being very ungrateful.

[–]goblinpiledriver 0 points1 point ago

It seems that some people struggle getting a point across without swearing.

Swearing doesn't bother me, but don't use it as a crutch, people.

[–]NeverrSummer 2 points3 points ago

That's the point dude. It's exaggerated to be funny because normally people don't swear when they're talking about something academic. It's a joke, let's not over analyse it.

[–]GWARgasm -2 points-1 points ago

I just came here to say how this is getting annoying. Maybe I spend too much time on Reddit but regardless, it's like that recipe bullshit where the guy types just like this and suddenly it's SO FUCKING EDGY.

[–]blarglefwoop -2 points-1 points ago

Eugh, I saw one of these on my Facebook feed about the tertiary structure / function relationship of ATP Synthase.

You do not need to use the F-word ten times when you're talking about a protein. Ever.

[–]midsprat123 11 points12 points ago

looks an awful lot like skyrim

[–]loganthegood 3 points4 points ago

Almost... Too much like skyrim.

[–]olivermihoff -1 points0 points ago

WOAH, totally dude!

[–]verokl 0 points1 point ago

That's probably because it is.

[–]longmover79 2 points3 points ago

This is the second link this week that I've already seen on Facebook. I'm scared guys, what does this mean? (it's from 'I fucking love science' if anyone is interested.)

[–]barinS 1 point2 points ago

those guys are all over facebook now. what´s the deal?

[–]gl0ws 0 points1 point ago

I know what you be saying, yo.

[–]skooner32 -1 points0 points ago

Was that written by Kenny Powers?

[–]astroknots 1 point2 points ago

I am an astronomer, and this is how I feel whenever I finish making a particularly nice image of my objects or whenever I go outside on a fantastically dark night.

[–]mnmatt500 0 points1 point ago

And look at that mother-fucking skull-face in the space cloud!

[–]imsittingdown 0 points1 point ago

New insane clown posse song?

[–]Aubrey76 0 points1 point ago

Bad Ass Mother Fuckin Shit!

[–]evilpancake123 0 points1 point ago

the universe Gordon Ramsay style

[–]joshthehappy -1 points0 points ago

Last week? Reposters have no shame.

[–]GeniusUsername 1 point2 points ago

I saw this while drinking milk. I laughed so hard, that nose milk was invented. Cheers to nose milk!

[–]kkkilla 1 point2 points ago

this has been my background on my phone for almost 6 months. When i saw this on reddit blue i got really confused..

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ 1 point2 points ago

Haha same here. It's a damn cool picture without the bullshit all over it.

[–]jonnyyc 0 points1 point ago

[–]cvframer 0 points1 point ago

I ate acid last night and was saying that until sunup.

[–]usedtowork 1 point2 points ago

those colours aren't real

but yes the universe is still rad

[–]Dick_Serious 1 point2 points ago

I can fucking motherfucking talk like that shit too, motherfucker. Shit.

See how not funny that is?

[–]themedicman 0 points1 point ago

My god this shtick of "THINGS DESCRIBED WITH LOTS OF SWEARING" was never funny.

[–]asimovfan1 0 points1 point ago

All I hear internally when I read these parodies is, "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...."

[–]Yerginsnurf 0 points1 point ago

I want this as a wallpaper

[–]iGotChubs4You 0 points1 point ago

It's funny cause swears.

[–]mrsloblaw 0 points1 point ago

Putting "fuck" in every sentence doesn't make it funny.

[–]emperornibble 0 points1 point ago

Not funny.

[–]rrreeevvv 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have this picture without the caption?

[–]midsprat123 0 points1 point ago

its called play skyrim and stare at the fucking mountains while its night

[–]rrreeevvv 0 points1 point ago

Well...thanks

[–]Lolo_the_clown 1 point2 points ago

Maybe don't use "fuck" as many times next time and I'll enjoy it.

[–]shitmaker 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]TEK42 -1 points0 points ago

this is the gayest post ever

[–]The_Pony_Rapist 0 points1 point ago

Dunno why, but you could add "___ as fuck" to any phrase or situation and I'd STILL laugh every time.

[–]mindaika 0 points1 point ago

I love science.

[–]filbator 0 points1 point ago

I like how people on reddit try to make themselves look smart by acting like they're so enthusiastic about science that it drives them to cursing.

[–]Jeddaka 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey, look its my artwork >.>

[–]JSlasha88 0 points1 point ago

And everything chillin' underwater? Please

[–]Ross-tafarianism 0 points1 point ago

If someone makes this into a facebook cover profile, I will use it as mine.

[–]VermiciousKnidzz 0 points1 point ago

galaxies aren't actually that colorful...when those pictures are taken the settings are set so that different gases appear different color to show concentration (hydrogen might be displayed as red, helium as blue, etc)

[–]BJC_13 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would big bang.

[–]ThisIsWhyYouFail -1 points0 points ago

Funny. NOT.

[–]GldRush98 -1 points0 points ago

Seriously. Never has been funny, never will be funny.

[–]ThisIsWhyYouFail -1 points0 points ago

You think that matters, but it doesn't. Give it up.

[–]Onahail 1 point2 points ago

Look at my reply bein all baller as fuck

[–]CharcoaL555 1 point2 points ago

Am i the only one who finds these ____AS FUCK!!! Posts unbearable and annoying?

[–]GeneralChankers 1 point2 points ago

nope.jpg