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[–]Wheelchairdawg 185 points186 points ago

Football...matches?

[–]Hank_Scorpio_77 52 points53 points ago

Who's winning the match, pop?

[–]lolsroflslmaos 43 points44 points ago

State

[–]peaceisoverrated 17 points18 points ago

It's not very well ventilated down there... *cough cough

[–]augystyle 8 points9 points ago

merMAN father, merMAN *cough cough

[–]poobie87 0 points1 point ago

Who am i?

[–]Office_Account 2 points3 points ago

I think I got the black lung, pop.

[–]lead_farmer 1 point2 points ago

They're playin' some really good ball

[–]Dilly_Mac -2 points-1 points ago

Love it....it saddens me that I was beat to it though.

[–]rozmania 13 points14 points ago

Thank you.

[–]reddiben 8 points9 points ago

It was obviously the band for the london super-nannies. Hence, matches.

[–]All_Hail_Figgleforth 1 point2 points ago

That's SILLY Nannies, mate. I won't stand for anyone speaking ill of my beloved nannies.

[–]moparornocar 6 points7 points ago

They have to be British.

[–]tonytwotokes 8 points9 points ago

Merica games

[–]UhWellThatsNotGood 3 points4 points ago

Thank you!! It's called a game. Also its not a damn pitch when it's American football, it's a field.

[–]openhighapart 2 points3 points ago

Does somebody really say "football matches"?

[–]gmnitsua 7 points8 points ago

European football (soccer), they do.

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[–]gmnitsua 2 points3 points ago

Except that wasn't the question...

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[–]gmnitsua 1 point2 points ago

I believe that I was just clarifying that the OP was likely not American.

[–]Kalyben 0 points1 point ago

He's probably french.

[–]ChristianCat 1 point2 points ago

It might be someone who speaks another language who wrote that. In swedish for example you say fotbollsmatcher and that means football matches so the person might have translated directly.. Or something

[–]NuclearSpark -1 points0 points ago

Your comment was funnier [to me] than the gif.

[–]talknerdy2me11 0 points1 point ago

They (Europe) have rugby matches, which is the closest sport to American Football

[–]CrossCheckPanda -1 points0 points ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[–]Qrotch 0 points1 point ago

Totally expected to see soccer happening..

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 4 points5 points ago

The /r/funny repost happens to almost every top post on r/gifs, and this one didn't even have a good title. One of these days /r/gifs will be a default and we won't have this problem.

[–]mexipimpin -4 points-3 points ago

Reposting for karma, serious business.

[–]dflipmac 90 points91 points ago

They're called "The Best Damn Band In The Land" for a reason!

[–]skiman13579 8 points9 points ago

Best time i ever had was playing bass drum there, my favorite was always doing script ohio on ice at hockey games

[–]OnlysayswhatIwant 1 point2 points ago

I have been an Ohio State fan my entire life and I had no idea they did this. That is so badass

[–]cpennington 26 points27 points ago

Yeah, that's just how we do it here at The Ohio State University. The best damn band in the land.

[–]smartzie 4 points5 points ago

As a band geek and an Ohioan, they make me proud. GO BUCKS!

[–]Jeffro1265 106 points107 points ago

O-H!

[–]SicilSlovak 105 points106 points ago

I-O!

[–]P-Rickles 53 points54 points ago

Our honor defend; we will fight to the end...

[–]SicilSlovak 57 points58 points ago

. . .For Oooo-Hiii-Ooooo!

[–]Panopticon01 9 points10 points ago

Cannot. Upvote. Enough.

[–]worldofjorts 3 points4 points ago

ALL THE UPVOTES! I'm sad there's not a single "tOSU" on this thread though...

[–]libertyordeath1 3 points4 points ago

Round on the ends, but Hiiiiigh in the middle man...

[–]Relax-Enjoy 7 points8 points ago

I-O (or whatever - I saw they'll spell your name on the field too, here)

http://www.greatcollegegifts.com/samplescripts.html

[–]cpennington 6 points7 points ago

I-O!

[–]Rad_Hazard 1 point2 points ago

As a University of Oregon student who attended the Rose Bowl in 2010, I would respectively like to say I hate you all.

[–]scotts06 3 points4 points ago

I-O!!!!!!!

[–]WorldOneWon 29 points30 points ago

I am so happy to see so much OSU love. Buckeye for LIFE

[–]skiman13579 16 points17 points ago

O - H!!!!

[–]joke-complainer 11 points12 points ago

-IO!!!

Couldn't leave ya hangin' bud ;)

[–]Beaverbot 8 points9 points ago

care to watch TBDBITL sink the Titanic?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDkWlVDHY7k#t=3m14s

OSU (1) vs Michigan (2); November 18th, 2006

[–]MIbtone 1 point2 points ago

As a member of another B1G Band, I have to admit that was awesome.

[–]USCswimmer 28 points29 points ago

What is a football match?
In America, it is called a Football GAME

[–]chris_bro_chill 13 points14 points ago

'MERICA

[–]TheMetalMilitia 13 points14 points ago

FUCK YEAH!

[–]iXRazor 1 point2 points ago

'NGLAND

[–]alexmonstar 0 points1 point ago

Fight on, sir? Not sure which USC.

[–]Scrotonimus 7 points8 points ago

And we found this by surfing the web.

Surfing.

Yes.

[–]lethargicwalrus 5 points6 points ago

Surfing, because it's the wave. I get the joke.

[–]Scrotonimus 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]VPinecone 0 points1 point ago

or because they created a giant guy surfing..

[–]hertne 3 points4 points ago

[–]tripelt 4 points5 points ago

Go Bucks!

[–]SmokeyBaxter 4 points5 points ago

I was at that game, go Buckeyes! (Any confusion from OP's title, it was an American college football game, Ohio State Buckeyes vs. Miami Redhawks. This is the Ohio State University band, also know as "The Best Damn Band in the Land" because they do amazing things like this. This is them playing songs by the Beach Boys. My High school band director actually was the one who help make this too!)

TL;DR 'Murrica

[–]ATwarriorPrincess 29 points30 points ago

Go Buckeyes

[–]bugxbuster 26 points27 points ago

GO BUCKS!

[–]elitemustache 8 points9 points ago

Was trying to think of something funny but that's just plain amazing to me. I cant imagine the time that was put into this.

[–]MrBrodoSwaggins 9 points10 points ago

Can't say I know more than an actual college band member, but I go to osu and the dudes I know in the band say its pretty much a full time job.

edit: This was a Beach Boys Tribute performance. Its all amazing, here is a full video for those interested http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrDNprWcwSA&feature=related

[–]Gatmann 1 point2 points ago

In terms of actual, scheduled practice time, we spend 2 hours per weekday during the school year, with maybe 12 hours on gameday all told. However, it varies significantly when you account for music memorization, horn cleaning, time before and after practice, cheer groups if you're involved, practicing for challenges, and other things of the sort. In addition, before the school year and during breaks when we have an upcoming show(like bowl games ;-;) we have two or three-a-days, which are anywhere from 6 to 8 hours, as well as scheduled pep bands.

[–]buckeyex88 -1 points0 points ago

WB sir

[–]Braswell 14 points15 points ago

After four years of marching band, and plenty of buddies in college band, I think it would surprise you how little time goes into it considering they probably do like 3-4 different shows per year

[–]urbanfever4 17 points18 points ago

They actually do a completely new show every week. It's incredible.

[–]griffinhamilton 2 points3 points ago

They dont perform every week....and thank god, college band (for drumline at least) is the most physically exausting thing ive ever done.

[–]mtjess60 6 points7 points ago

Well OSU has 8 home games (+ an away game) out of 12 this year. That's a new show nearly every week of football season.

[–]smartzie -1 points0 points ago

That's what I always find amazing. I was in marching band for 4 years and we could put together a halftime show in a matter of weeks (one week at band camp included), but a different show every so often? It can be done, but that's some serious dedication.

[–]chambana -2 points-1 points ago

Surprising less difficult than it sounds.

[–]buckskidoh 15 points16 points ago

They not only do script Ohio every week they do things like this. This past week they made formations involving funk music. But last week was amazing with the wave and many other things. TBDBITL always puts on a hell of a show.

[–]DippyDonuts 1 point2 points ago

I've heard from a little birdy (my roomate that is in the band) that they will be preforming a funk reimagination of "call me maybe."

[–]Grindstone50k 18 points19 points ago

Ohio State Marching Band. They're pretty good at what they do.

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

Understating... You're pretty good at that.

[–]staber95 1 point2 points ago

8 Shows this year.

[–]alexmonstar 1 point2 points ago

As a current college marching band member, not very much. The majority of the band is simply marching forward, the wave is just a line of people moving backwards and then forwards again. The difficulty in this move is probably setting it, but even then they were likely given coordinate sheets that tell them where to go.

[–]Gatmann 2 points3 points ago

Not exactly. The difficulty in these sets is in the movement. It's not just a "backwards, then forwards again" move. Remember that the wave is moving along at 2 8-to-5 steps per band member, but that we also have to maintain its shape, so we have to march along the wave while keeping relative to the moving reference of the wave itself. If it were as simple as you were saying, the wave would look like a sine function, and wouldn't have the actual shape of the wave like it does.

[–]alexmonstar -3 points-2 points ago

So you're saying you have to guide? I still fail to see what is so difficult about this. I think the drill is certainly creative, but the execution isn't really anything extraordinary. Is it simple? No, but it's also not abnormally hard.

[–]Gatmann 2 points3 points ago

No. It's not an easy thing to understand unless you marched it. Preserving a moving form is one of if not the single most difficult thing to do in marching band. You have to vary your step size and your direction constantly, as every step gets bigger/smaller depending on where you are in the wave, and you have to march your position independently. Obviously you have to guide as in every other form, but that's not how this is done.

Imagine moving a wheel down the field, WHILE it's spinning. The track you follow is not actually circular( http://www.pedagonet.com/mathgenius/images/a203.png look at the top picture). The wave is similar, but with a picture instead of a simple circle. The path you take is very different than you'd expect, and we had a few members do some math in order to get the general idea into everyone's head for the execution.

[–]alexmonstar -2 points-1 points ago

I'm in marching band, I get how vary step size goes, I just still don't think this is super difficult. I've marched moves where it's get it right or cut your lip open/ chip a tooth on your mouth piece. Those I consider hard. These kinds of moves are more so something you have to run a few times over to get a grasp on. I'm sure there's a level of frustration involved with freshman and less experienced members, but I just don't think it's super difficult.

[–]Gatmann 1 point2 points ago

I appreciate that idea. That's how script is, and it's much easier than this move. You really just don't understand it. It's difficult to grasp unless you marched it.

[–]Drlongbong -1 points0 points ago

do script Ohio

[–]Gersbermz 4 points5 points ago

Best damn band in the land! O-H

[–]Nivlac024 5 points6 points ago

IO

[–]Drlongbong 3 points4 points ago

fuck the state up North

[–]Nivlac024 2 points3 points ago

fucking meat chickens down voted you I made it better.

[–]dimebagellefson 10 points11 points ago

That's my school!!! It just got more awesome\m/

[–]dpirazzi 0 points1 point ago

they're called games...

[–]larsbrunsvold 2 points3 points ago

Sucks that the marching band stops with college ball (this type anyway).

[–]urgassed 1 point2 points ago

American football would be called a football game (which this is). Soccer (football) is a match.

[–]TheAvoh -1 points0 points ago

Too bad it was at Ohio State.

[–]OneCello 8 points9 points ago

Alright. I'm gonna be that guy. This is literally still on the front page. Can we at least wait a little bit?

[–]ThePeanutBuddha[S] 22 points23 points ago

To be fair, his/her post raced ahead, but I posted mine first. I checked Karma Decay before posting.

[–]JaminThaGreat 5 points6 points ago

But he posted his in the correct subreddit.

[–]SSChicken 1 point2 points ago

False. He posted it in /r/gifs when it technically should have been posted in /r/OhioStateMarchingBandDoingCoolThings

[–]FridayontheRocks 0 points1 point ago

Why did I bother clicking?

[–]BFG_9000 -1 points0 points ago

You do realise that everyone has a different front page?

It seems from the comment below that this is also in /r/gifs - I for one don't subscribe to that subreddit...

[–]BlackDelegation 1 point2 points ago

I saw this same gif at the top of reddit posted an hour after yours. It's received more upvotes. This is why I rarely ever upvote gifs. The whole process of upvoting and downvoting is complex to be sure, but this just shows how much more people care about karma than they do about oc.

[–]Breezy9401 3 points4 points ago

Oh, come, let's sing Ohio's praise!

[–]cgrisier732 0 points1 point ago

and songs to Alma Mater raise!

[–]skiman13579 2 points3 points ago

as a former Ohio State bass drummer, i instantly reposted to facebook, on the OSU band director's facebook page.

reposting to facebook makes me feel so dirty and shameful, but it had to be done

[–]el_pinata 2 points3 points ago

Not so much funny as it is completely badass.

[–]illini81 1 point2 points ago

Does that look like a guy riding the Pizza Hut logo? ...or is that just me?

[–]Kyle_Skinner 0 points1 point ago

Damn good advertising

[–]Hippyflippy420 0 points1 point ago

Where's I suspect a Brit when you need him?

[–]sirclickalot 0 points1 point ago

That feel when you realize most of Reddit has never been to a football game.

[–]Kyle_Skinner -1 points0 points ago

I think this guy was sitting right behind me at this game. It was UCF at OSU on Saturday. I remember thinking the two guys behind me sounded suspiciously foreign and "football match" pretty much confirms it.

[–]tagrav 0 points1 point ago

Games* Football Games

[–]Robert_Cannelin 0 points1 point ago

Speaking as a former marcher, that was pretty epic.

[–]dmowen 0 points1 point ago

You're not from here... Are you?

[–]Talkingsoftball 0 points1 point ago

FOOTYBALL

[–]twinglockfortys 0 points1 point ago

Football matches? Where the hell are you from?!

[–]Phaque1285 0 points1 point ago

I watched this at least 30 times...

[–]DirtPile -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck is a football match?

[–]rokkitgurl -1 points0 points ago

Soccer for the rest of planet earth.

[–]DirtPile -1 points0 points ago

Didn't realize that soccer has marching bands and is played on an American football field.

[–]Dawgishly -1 points0 points ago

Football games not football matches. Geez.

[–]Relax-Enjoy 0 points1 point ago

That the OSU Band. I've seen where they'll spell your name on the field if you want:

http://www.greatcollegegifts.com/samplescripts.html

[–]gx61 1 point2 points ago

You aren't from round here are you?

[–]warpus 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone in the U.S. refer to the wave as the "mexican wave" or is that only done in soccer?

[–]rokkitgurl -1 points0 points ago

No, in fact, I would believe that most Americans would freak and call that out as racism, to be warned. It happened to me last summer went I went to a baseball game in New York. People around me thought I was a terrible person for saying it. Three people called me a racist..

Also, don't ever use "chinese whispers" either... Got me into trouble, big time.

[–]TurboLlama 0 points1 point ago

Riding a joint?

[–]badgarok725 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad i'm in a GIF that's successful on Reddit, just disappointed that I'm brief and barely visible.

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

I doubt the University of Hawaii has ever thought of this.

[–]flowgod 0 points1 point ago

its a game bruh, american sports aren't referred to as matches

[–]h3rp3r 0 points1 point ago

This is why the networks should air the halftime show. Every week I have to watch idiots like Herbstreit reveal the score of games that I haven't had the chance to see yet. And they don't even give you a spoiler alert.

[–]rastern6 1 point2 points ago

football GAMES, not matches. Matches are in soccer.

[–]Nivlac024 1 point2 points ago

best damn band in the land.

[–]kinker2 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there. That's good.

[–]joshlatimer 2 points3 points ago

Football "GAME" Fuckin brits

[–]twilightcatlady 0 points1 point ago

"ROLL YOUR HEELS!"

[–]monawoka -1 points0 points ago

REPOST FROM R/GIFS!!!

[–]Disco_Bloodbath 1 point2 points ago

Only at fucking Ohio State.

[–]MonsterOfTheMidway 0 points1 point ago

you just said matches..... football MATCHES...... Go feel shame now

[–]herebezombies 0 points1 point ago

This is America... we have football GAMES, not matches!

[–]mingy91 0 points1 point ago

They just wanna catch some waves before the game yo

[–]OdoyleStillRules 1 point2 points ago

TBDBITL

[–]johnyg 0 points1 point ago

saw this yesterday nice try

[–]lepmerluap 0 points1 point ago

Weird framerate makes everyone look like they're doing the moonwalk across the field.

[–]uncensoredpotato 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, that's awesome!

[–]Qavvik 1 point2 points ago

...the best damn band in the land

[–]erodut 1 point2 points ago

That is awesome. I love seeing drill like this. At UT we performed a Video Game Medley Show where we had a jumping Mario (@ around 5:45).

Edit: Time clarification.

[–]vanilla22 -1 points0 points ago

Worst state ever.

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

Alabama, Arkansas, Iowa, Wisconsin, north and south Dakota, after all those hell there are still 43 states worse then ohio

[–]vanilla22 0 points1 point ago

It was a sports rivalry reference. Clearly, judging by "football matches" though, this isn't the place where anyone would get that.

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

oh are you a meat chicken? ow was I suppose to know.

[–]Kscharmota -3 points-2 points ago

Football MATCH!? seriously are you from England? (no offense England) it's called a football game

[–]rokkitgurl 0 points1 point ago

No offence, the USA isn't the centre of the universe...

[–]Nivlac024 0 points1 point ago

sure we are.

[–]Ninsha 0 points1 point ago

O-H

[–]svtracerd -1 points0 points ago

I-O!

[–]Chelsearedhawk -4 points-3 points ago

Miami maybe did not win this game, but we still have a better chance to go to a bowl game than OSU.

[–]skiman13579 -2 points-1 points ago

Touche

From a buckeye whos little sis is graduating miami in december

[–]Chelsearedhawk 2 points3 points ago

but i have to give it to OSU. I was at the game and seeing this at half time was AMAZING. It was a great performance. There is a reason they are the best damn band in the land.

from a redhawk who has grown up in columbus.

[–]wellFUCKthen -3 points-2 points ago

And our girls are more attractive

[–]Chelsearedhawk -1 points0 points ago

theres a reason why i chose to come to Miami, other than the business school ;)

[–]Tyaedalis 0 points1 point ago

This is really hard to do. Always have looked up to the band at this school.

[–]Kyle_Skinner 1 point2 points ago

Bedt damn ban in the land

[–]willscy -3 points-2 points ago

it's actually not at all hard.

[–]Tyaedalis 1 point2 points ago

Formations like these are very hard to keep looking as nice as this. Trust me, I have many years experience with formation marching. It'a probably the most difficult kind.

It probably took upwards from one month to get to this point (assuming 2 hour practices 3 days a week).

[–]tapwater86 -2 points-1 points ago

Wow man. It's not even off the front page yet.

[–]Ruined534 -2 points-1 points ago

I cannot believe this is still getting upvotes. Please stop reposting it.

[–]TheMetalMilitia -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like the buckeyes when they rush the ball

[–]uSeeWhatiDidThere -2 points-1 points ago

Better than the opening ceremony of the Olympics

[–]sig223 -2 points-1 points ago

Obligatory post We can do fun stuff too...

[–]Herpdederperson -3 points-2 points ago

Probably the only good thing about American football

[–]BerryBadrenath -5 points-4 points ago

In America they are called football GAMES...Wanker

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