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[–]LaurelQuade 282 points283 points ago

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[–]Dr_Twatson 22 points23 points ago

I don't know who he is, but I'm assuming he is a rock musician because he looks like 90% of all rock musicians. He also looks like me. I also look like 90% of all rock musicians. Why do we all look the same? I'm not a musician but I get asked if I am almost every day by strangers.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Sings in a satanic metal band called Deicide, been around for about 30 years, keeps branding his forehead with an inverted cross, bit of a crazy entertaining idiot. I dunno if id stretch enough to say he's a typical rock musician. His band made some pretty good metal albums for a 15 year old me that have aged pretty well. e. sorry cross rather than pentagram

[–]soilednapkin 8 points9 points ago

Have to love when you realise 15 year old yourself made some decent choices in life.

[–]isaac-newton 8 points9 points ago

Relevant FENTON!

[–]pablopaniagua 14 points15 points ago

Relevant Fenton you idiot http://imgur.com/9QFu2

[–]Deadnoxz 11 points12 points ago

I really hope that dog is ok :/

[–]LuckyAmeliza 4 points5 points ago

Probably just got knocked out. It didn't look like it hit him straight on, or that hard.

[–]Deadnoxz 0 points1 point ago

Idk... a horse kicks pretty hard, Hopefully he's ok.

[–]OBLITERATED_ANUS 4 points5 points ago

That was.....that wasn't nice.

[–]Large_banana_hammock 9 points10 points ago

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"

...

"J'aime les seins... Je devrais apprendre à peindre."

[–]saraflip21 64 points65 points ago

I think we're all overlooking the big picture here...only one of them has a mouth.

[–]MrVandalous 3 points4 points ago

and only one of them has legs.

[–]NotVerySmarts 18 points19 points ago

Her face is a circle and two dots; that's not too hard to draw...I think he should have at least given it a shot.

[–]httpresponse 0 points1 point ago

and one of them is missing an eyebrow.

[–]hooliahan 138 points139 points ago

"I've been sat here for four hours you fucking asshole."

[–]arudeandvulgarname 31 points32 points ago

Reminds me of this Japanese cannibal who made this girl sit in a chair and recite this thing for him to record. He didn't really need it, he was just obsessed with her and wanted her to recite w/e it was so he could shoot her in the back. And then he eats her, so watch out for people like this ladies.

[–]johanbcn 29 points30 points ago

what.

[–]cm721f 15 points16 points ago

I think they're referring to Issei Sagawa. Had a woman read poetry before killing and eating her.

[–]arudeandvulgarname 6 points7 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAzLVOMuJMI

The man is a celebrity in japan, crazy how they don't really take mental health seriously over there.

EDIT: When I said japan doesn't take mental health seriously it was because of a documentary I read about them send their mentally insane to Australia.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

According to wiki, they couldn't try him because France wouldn't release the court files. Japan found him fit to stand trial but had no case.

[–]arudeandvulgarname 2 points3 points ago

So what the dead body in the case wasn't enough for them?

This man is a threat to every one, he even repeatedly says on camera that he wants to do it again. In another video he says that he cannot have sex any more and that when he doesn't have sex his urges become stronger. On top of that he says that he want's some one (a beautiful girl perhaps) to kill him.

Or he said he might just commit suicide, dude needs to be locked up.

[–]Purpose2 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]arudeandvulgarname 1 point2 points ago

That's not even the most fucked up part about that story though. Watch the video I posted do some research on this sick fuck.

[–]Ovucado 3 points4 points ago

"sick fun"

Whee!

[–]arudeandvulgarname 5 points6 points ago

HEY KIDS DO YOU LIKE MURDER! DO YOU LIKE CANNIBALISM! CHECK OUT THIS SICK FUN!

[–]frameRAID 0 points1 point ago

Still a better love story than, nvm.

[–]frameRAID 0 points1 point ago

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!

[–]FatCat433 63 points64 points ago

"I've been no good at grammar ever."

[–]hooliahan 23 points24 points ago

colloquial speech patterns, on MY internets?!

[–]MolokoPlusPlus 1 point2 points ago

I don't think "I've been sat here" is standard colloquial English. Or any common dialect I've heard.

I think it's more likely that it's a typo, and that the writer wouldn't say "I've been sat here" deliberately.

[–]RustyToad 7 points8 points ago

Yes, it is. In places like, oh, England, Scotland and Northern Ireland (and, I'd hazzard a guess, Wales too). You know, the sort of places that invented English.

Silly thing to say really, unless you happen to be familiar with every dialect in the world. Which you probably aren't.

Proof.

[–]JohanGrimm 3 points4 points ago

It's a pretty common British colloquialism.

[–]RedditByPhone 6 points7 points ago

You don't sit people down to have a talk? If I had seated him, he would have been seated, but I sat him down, so he's been sat.

[–]Micecream 11 points12 points ago

no that's just how british people talk

[–]thenoblekoala 0 points1 point ago

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker!

[–]sombrero_shops 200 points201 points ago

[–]Chamon 48 points49 points ago

gasp you didn't write the inverted question mark ¿Que?

[–]sombrero_shops 65 points66 points ago

Dios mío!

[–]dustedrob 54 points55 points ago

And you didn't write the inverted exclamation mark ¡Dios mío!

[–]SubmergedSC2 47 points48 points ago

iPhone! think about it.

[–]dustedrob 13 points14 points ago

mind=blown. Apple would still sue the shit out of it though.

[–]White_Luigi 5 points6 points ago

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for the latest in internet bibles - the iDios mío!

[–]Lochcelious 2 points3 points ago

¡iPhone!

EDIT: Inverted exclamation point is lower than lowercase 'i'. Thanks SwiftKey!

[–]arudeandvulgarname 9 points10 points ago

WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER!

[–]KingDennisIV -1 points0 points ago

An*

[–]arudeandvulgarname 19 points20 points ago

It's 10 in the morning on a monday I haven't even scratched my balls yet. Give me a break.

[–]cieltsd 12 points13 points ago

Te quiero amor mio?

[–]sombrero_shops 15 points16 points ago

sombrero es mi único amor

[–]wolfvision 9 points10 points ago

que cono esta pasando? ◑‿◐

[–]cualcrees 5 points6 points ago

Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca.

[–]skakruk 1 point2 points ago

*Coño.

[–]sombrero_shops 5 points6 points ago

sombrero amor

[–]LetsHavePun 0 points1 point ago

Fucking French bastards.

[–]Mr_McGrumpypants 1 point2 points ago

Are you cross-eyed or doing a weird chameleon-eye thing? I can't tell.

[–]WarioThrillho 2 points3 points ago

Should have said "¿Mande?"

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points ago

Aw, shit.

[–]blindtothetouch 580 points581 points ago

That's actually kinda creepy.

[–]verdaine 63 points64 points ago

Absolutely, unequivocally creepy, especially if they don't know each other. Seriously. Imagine if you are some girl and a guy asks if he can paint you, and it'd only take a half hour to an hour. After an hour and 15 minutes or so (and granted I'm making up the scenario here), you are getting impatient and want to know when you can look. He says the whole 'I'm shy bit,' then leaves. You go up to the canvas and see this and he's long gone. I'm a dude, but I can feel how creeped out the girl would be. I checked with the girlfriend to see if I was right about feeling creeped out and she absolutely confirmed; she even said if she were single she would keep her mace close by for a while.

I get that it's a comic with little bears and all that stuff, but clearly this was made by a dude because no girl on Earth would make something like this because of how creepy it is, bears or not. I mean look at the girl bear's face, even the BEAR is creeped out.

[–]abasslinelow 2 points3 points ago

I see your point and fully agree that the scenario you describe is super creepy.

Now consider this one: You are some girl and a guy in class, whom you've been eyeing and wanting to talk to all semester but are too shy to approach, comes up to you and asks if he can paint you. It'll only take half an hour to an hour. After an hour and 15 minute or so, you've told each other all about your lives, you've shared smiles and laughs and intimate looks, and you find yourself dreading the end of the session because you never want this moment to end. He says the whole "I'm shy bit,' then leaves. You go up to the canvas and see this and he's long gone. I'm a dude, but I can feel how excited the girl would be to know the guy she's been pining for feels the same way about her.

How likely is this scenario? Much less likely than yours, admittedly, but it's not like it's out of the realm of possibility. On the other hand, however, how likely is this idea to backfire in your face if you try it? Pretty damn likely. I wouldn't recommend it; there are much more effective ways to make a woman feel the way I described above.

With all of that being said, it's still definitely possible for the scenario to be romantic, under a given set of (albeit rather specific) circumstances.

[–]phonetechgoon 10 points11 points ago

Right, because the beginning of every great relationship is based on lies and mistrust. In both scenarios, the painter has done nothing but lie and mislead the woman. If that's your idea of romantic, you seriously need to reconsider what romantic is.

[–]verdaine 19 points20 points ago

Before I talk about the scenario itself: I have to say that I have a hard time believing someone who is so shy that he can't say he wants to spend time with a girl would be able to chat her up during the gimmick. Even if he was, I would still say that the whole thing would be perceived, at best, as weird and kind of a turn-off to a lot of girls and, at worst, still creepy.

Seriously, if you have the kind of chemistry with the girl that you're suggesting, why wouldn't you just talk to her? Have a walk-and-talk as you leave class and, before you part ways, just ask if she'd like to get coffee or some lunch outside of class or something. The girl would be absolutely excited if she feels the same way in this situation. Adding in this gimmick seriously accomplishes nothing different and will only hurt your chances. The only difference between the scenario I described and this scenario you've laid out is 1) you're "painting," and 2) you run away at the end of the awesome conversation, making you look really weird and setting up a probable awkward conversation the next time you see her.

Seriously, reddit, this is so try-hard. The trick to romance is don't try to force the romance. Romantic moments that you'll laugh about with a girl later will be the little hilarious happenstance things (unless you are just a totally charming badass who can pull off the cheesy shit, which 99% of people aren't). I've been with my g/f for 5 years in November and we still laugh about how I "picked her up" by telling her my feet were freezing. Girls are human beings, not fairy-tale princesses waiting for some movie-esque scenario to happen to them. Just treat them like people, that's seriously all you have to do and, most of the time, that's all they want, too.

[–]OhRobots 108 points109 points ago

Seriously. I know it's just a picture of bears, but for the dudes who think that this is a romantic idea: tricking a girl into thinking you're painting her just so you can stare at her is "spending time with her" as much as cat calling her while she's on a run would be "having a conversation with her." Just ask her out for coffee.

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[–]pour_some_sugar 53 points54 points ago

The reason that it is creepy is that the 'painter' is not being honest but is outright lying to the object of his affections.

Not only that, but the reason the girl is sitting is because she is expecting a painting to happen, not because she would have sat there anyway.

So you end up with a situation of lying, manipulation, pretense, and false expectations. How is this not creepy?

This could just as easily be "romantic" as it could be "creepy". e.g. The painter only takes a short time and knows her well enough to know how this will go over and feels that the feeling is mutual, this could be an interesting way to put their feelings out in the open.

You're right that this couldn't go on for long and be romantic.

If the two are in a pre-existing relationship where the 'painter' knows her well enough, he wouldn't actually need that note to tell her that, and would not need to pretend to paint her just to be with her.

So in order to make it romantic you have to get creative, creative enough that the cartoon's strategy becomes entirely unnecessary.

In that case, it is the reader who is lied to, not the girl.

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[–]Thundercleez 5 points6 points ago

The only way this comes off as not creepy is if the painter bear just does a terrible portrait and then says, "ok, so I can't paint, but you are wonderful to look at." or something along those lines. In that situation, at least it comes off as funny. Staring at a person is always creepy.

[–]ademnus 124 points125 points ago

yeah I vote creepy. Isnt this in the stalker's handbook?

[–]Peregrine_x 13 points14 points ago

"The "love" anomaly is one of the rarest in the zone and lonely scientists will pay a very high price. will increase endurance while decreasing independence. can be found in bloodsucker nests near Prypiat"

[–]insanekoz 1 point2 points ago

clever.

[–]SinkingIn 35 points36 points ago

Upvote for stalkers! I mean I've never heard of that handbook..

[–]ademnus 32 points33 points ago

seriously? flips through the pages I found it in that bookstore by your apartment...

[–]SinkingIn 16 points17 points ago

gasp My cover is blown! Abort mission, abort mission!

[–]Icangetbehindthat 11 points12 points ago

Bunch of posers. Obviously this would not be in the handbook, because the book does not promote mutual face to face contact.

[–]ademnus 4 points5 points ago

so you own a copy...

[–]White_Luigi 4 points5 points ago

Creepy? Yes. But stalker? I don't see what this has to do with being a stalker. The subject has clearly consented to the painter's presence.

I suppose if they didn't know each other, it could be seen as stalkerish. But that doesn't seem like the case, I don't know.

[–]ademnus 3 points4 points ago

the subject consented to have her portrait painted, only to find out she spent hours in the chair just being stared at by this man. No, its creepy as hell.

[–]BandyGreensacks 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Strelok wrote it.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

They aren't wearing clothes. You can only see the bears right hand, and the picture is cropped. Therefor we can assume he is whacking off.

[–]KawlN 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I just thought this was kind of weird. No aww whatsoever.

[–]DoesNotUseAcronyms 32 points33 points ago

No, it's cute dammit. CUTE!

[–]rexrox 66 points67 points ago

It's cute because they are bears. If they were both handsome humans it would also be cute. If however she was handsome and he was a fat neckbeard it would be creepy.

Step 1: Be attractive

Step 2: Why do I even bother you all know what step 2 is

[–]CaptainVulva 23 points24 points ago

In that second-humans scenario, what comes to mind--and it also came to mind with the bears--is, isn't she gonna primarily be kinda pissed that she sat still for so long and now doesn't even have a painting?

[–]rexrox 10 points11 points ago

Not if he is attractive, see step 1.

[–]abasslinelow 8 points9 points ago

Not if she finds him attractive*

I think it's an important distinction to make. He could be ugly as shit to you and I, but if she's attracted to him, it wouldn't matter. Again, perspective, which is what this entire "argument" is all about.

[–]The_Reckoning 16 points17 points ago

Man, you need to stop perpetuating this tired old nontruth.

[–]ThunderGyra 0 points1 point ago

So, what you're saying is

Take cute situation

Put fat neckbeard in said situation

Situation is now creepy

[–]quitenewhere 3 points4 points ago

Oh, come on. Those two aren't mutually exclusive.

[–]Yetanothertroll 11 points12 points ago

Only redditors would think being an absolute creep is cute/love. "Hey can I paint your portrait for my college art class?" in this context is the same as going up to a 5 year old and saying "Do you want to see the puppies my dog just gave birth to?" in that I expect both might end with a rape and murder.

For all redditors who think this is cute, it's not. Acceptable ways to ask a girl to spend time with you, "Hey, do you wanna go get coffee/see a movie/go out for dinner/see a play/etc." Heck, "I want to do unspeakable things to you," is likely to work out much better than the aftermath of this comic.

[–]maharito 3 points4 points ago

Does this mean a creep who happens to be an actual artist can hide behind their trade?

[–]jlettuce07 8 points9 points ago

Of course. It works especially well for photographers. Taking pics or random girls with an iphone is creepy. Taking pics of random girls with a DSLR is artistic.

It's the little things.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Yeah because you can still give the person the benefit of the doubt and assume that requesting your company has some sort of functional purpose other than quietly staring at you while they imagine your future life together.

If the person is just using it as an excuse to do that then it's still creepy, they just have a good cover story.

[–]hoobsher 1 point2 points ago

even creepier, they don't appear to be wearing any clothes.

[–]AQUA2 0 points1 point ago

I found it cute because they're cartoon bears. If it was actual people, then yeah, definitely creepy.

[–]girlwithblanktattoo 62 points63 points ago

Tricking someone into spending time with you? Aww...

[–]valkyrja9 21 points22 points ago

As an artist and somebody who has modelled for other artists, I would've probably beat him to death if he wasted hours of my time. Fuck that bear, time is money.

[–]TheToiletDuck 104 points105 points ago

That's not love, that seems more like obsession and manipulation (if you want to get nasty about it)

[–]thepapacy 13 points14 points ago

the green hatted thing loved the other thing so much it deceived it solely for self-gratification because it lacked the self-confidence to express its feelings.

If that isn't attractive and true love, nothing is

[–]biggbuckz 1 point2 points ago

I think the problem is that even if it is love, it's not mutual in this case. At least there's no evidence of it.

[–]awesome_lamer 6 points7 points ago

That sounds like a sociopath, such as Sparkly Cederic. It makes me laugh how Twilight seems to endorse sociopaths and call it 'love'.

[–]PaleOfBucket 14 points15 points ago

Obsessive weirdo takes your time, makes you sit still so that he can derive some small pleasure from observing you IS NOT LOVE. It is socially disturbing behaviour.

[–]socal134 5 points6 points ago

This is truly from the heart... because OP can't paint either.

[–]bencameron[S] 1 point2 points ago

its a doodle dude, a silly cute doodle

[–]Ohio_Player 5 points6 points ago

Nobody ever expects the reddit Inquisition. They always expect the comfy chair instead.

[–]Fart_Truster 5 points6 points ago

It's like a deleted scene from Misery.

[–]Ungrateful_Ninja 5 points6 points ago

You misspelled "infatuated".

I'm not sure if it's just me, but every time I crushed on a girl, I was incredibly shy and terrified of rejection so I'd only drop subtle hints to show I'm interested (which were far more often overlooked than discovered); however, when I truly loved someone—mind you, I've only experienced this twice in my 26 years of life—nothing in the world could stop me from revealing this emotion to that special someone. The first time was reciprocated; the second was not. And that happens. But "love" gives you the confidence to step forward, whereas "infatuation" just sits you on the sideline wanting.

TL;DR: This isn't love. This is infatuation.

[–]spampants 11 points12 points ago

You know it's true love because one of the bears only has one eyebrow and no mouth or nose, but the other one is still attracted to it.

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[–]biggbuckz 17 points18 points ago

Emma Watson is my soul mate. You shut your mouth.

[–]thegriefer 1 point2 points ago

You son of a bitch! You can't take her from me!

[–]Gentlewolf1337 1 point2 points ago

Ouch.

[–]Disconsolate 11 points12 points ago

Creepy. In a "collect your hair strands and tie you up in my basement" way

[–]CaptainVulva 21 points22 points ago

The ugliness this cartoon has produced in the comments is eye opening.

[–]bencameron[S] 12 points13 points ago

I just do little doodles, can't believe how vile some people are being. I put it in aww for a reason :(

[–]notanothercirclejerk 7 points8 points ago

You honestly can't see how someone might see this as, creepy, manipulative and generally just a douchebag thing to do?

[–]Jumin 0 points1 point ago

Well the problem, I think, is that all the cynical people of Reddit go to /r/aww to avoid having something to complain about.

I guess they are all here.

[–]kezop 4 points5 points ago

"Creepy" is the new hip word to say. Last year, it was "pretentious".

[–]sje46 3 points4 points ago

Thought-terminating cliche.

[–]idiosidiot 2 points3 points ago

I liked it and I thought it was aww-worthy... The way people judge something says a lot about themselves and their own insecurities, you should never forget that. I don't forget it easily and every time I think badly of someone, it hurts inside, because I know that a big part of that judgment (if not all) is me. Do your little doodles, but as an artist, you're gonna have to learn to become tougher and get used to this kind of stuff.

After all reddit, isn't your so beloved SAP just as creepy, if you think about it? Things are not black and white. People are not either/or. They're inbetweeners, let them be, give them a chance.

[–]bencameron[S] 1 point2 points ago

Well put x

[–]super_AWESOMENESS -1 points0 points ago

You did a good job! I'm proud of you dammit!!!

[–]yourhonestredditlens -1 points0 points ago

I thought the sentiment was very sweet and touching.

[–]drneanderthal 21 points22 points ago

It's cute for 13 year olds and psychopaths

[–]Able_Seacat_Simon 6 points7 points ago

So, redditors

[–]Volcanic_Bratwurst 26 points27 points ago

On the outside, that is super cute. On the deep inside, it is really kind of creepy.

[–]IggySmiles 4 points5 points ago

Oh comeon it's not creepy. It would be if shes naked though.

[–]Volcanic_Bratwurst 17 points18 points ago

In my opinion, wearing a hat doesn't stop you from being naked.

[–]silverstrikerstar 4 points5 points ago

Teddies are never naked.

[–]WhipIash 2 points3 points ago

What a horrible, horrible existence.

[–]almosttrolling 7 points8 points ago

Drama over a picture of two bears. Can happen only on reddit.

TL;DR: If you want to stare, learn to paint.

[–]cock_puke 12 points13 points ago

Starting off the relationship with a lie. That's the recipe for success.

[–]SicilSlovak 16 points17 points ago

But. . . but. . . it's not cats. I'm so confused.

[–]rageabouteverything 7 points8 points ago

why love, dont you mean stalking? creeper?

[–]postsinsensitively 8 points9 points ago

But also somewhat awkward with a hint of creepy.

Can we not write titles like 'love' on shit like this? I think it warps our younger members understanding of the concept, and aids fucking ridiculous facebook status updates.

"I love you 5 eva"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Xenogears did this much better. It also helped that it had one of the best soundtracks ever.

[–]bttheolgee 2 points3 points ago

It's a cute thought, just like romantic relationships in Disney movies are a cute thought...

[–]NOTTedMosby 2 points3 points ago

Alright guys, well I thought it was cute...

[–]Artyom2033 10 points11 points ago

Bleugh

[–]Zzoso 4 points5 points ago

Going to a movie and not caring about which movie you see bc you just like to spend time with her? That's fine.

Tricking her into sitting there while you fake paint....not so much...

[–]reasonableposter 15 points16 points ago

As a man I can accurately say I'm gushing at the thought of doing this for my girlfriend.

(because I really can't paint.)

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[–]lynnangel 32 points33 points ago

I speak for all women and I say: No she won't. If it wasn't his girlfriend then yea it'd probably be a little more creepy than when adorable bears do it.

[–]stinkytaco 25 points26 points ago

I speak for all women

Am I attractive?

Really... you should do an AMA.

[–]lynnangel 11 points12 points ago

IAmA mythical being that can interpret the female hivemind and know that women really do all think the same. AMA (that's not about sports).

First answer: I don't know about attractive, but you kind of stink.

[–]arudeandvulgarname 5 points6 points ago

Um hey I have a question how come women don't enjoy genitalia jokes as much as I do?

[–]lynnangel 8 points9 points ago

Because they don't enjoy your genitalia as much as you do!

[–]biggbuckz 11 points12 points ago

My wife has overridden you and said, "Just say you want to spend time with me and we'll go to a park... don't promise me a painting that I'd actually be excited about it."

Edit: She at least said it wouldn't be creepy if I did it. Just annoying.

[–]lynnangel 1 point2 points ago

Well I'm very sorry to be the one to inform you of this, but as I speak for all women, the only rational conclusion is that your "wife" is not, in fact, a woman.

[–]biggbuckz 3 points4 points ago

Well. I guess that explains the penis

[–]Embrocate 5 points6 points ago

100% agreed with this. It's not creepy at all when in the context of an existing relationship. I know for a fact my girlfriend would find this extremely adorable.

[–]Stoner_Moses 4 points5 points ago

I think it all depends on how long you did it which is why it would probably be a lot better to pretend to do a drawing than a painting.

[–]folawriting 5 points6 points ago

If she loves you, she'll love it.

Do it. I'll gush by proxy.

[–]bbgg71 10 points11 points ago

So he/she/it is too shy to talk to the other thing, but not too shy to concoct an elaborate lie about knowing how to paint, going out and buying an easel, beret, painting shit, then going up to the other thing with enough confidence to convince it to sit for a portrait, all the while, presumably, 'painting' in silence because he/she/it is so shy? This story's full of holes.

[–]bencameron[S] 0 points1 point ago

ruddy hell

[–]haterlove 9 points10 points ago

That's not love- that's infatuation.

[–]unionfield 6 points7 points ago

This is very delicately balancing on the line between "awww" and "it's time to get a restraining order."

[–]bencameron[S] 5 points6 points ago

Jeez, only put this up a few hours ago. Great feedback. It's meant to be cute!

[–]AmaroqOkami 5 points6 points ago

You put this in a default subreddit. Most everyone is going to be either an idiot, or people who will turn a cute, innocent picture into a big, serious ordeal.

It's cute. People just like to imagine the worst possible scenario to stroke their cynicism penises.

[–]Obscure_Lyric 1 point2 points ago

Curiously, that's what every creepy stalker says.

[–]EatingMyOwnHead 2 points3 points ago

WTF!!! I just paid that guy $100 to paint my portrait.

[–]Cg141 1 point2 points ago

[–]beetrootdip 1 point2 points ago

Love[Fixed]

I can't actually paint, I just wanted you to model naked.

[–]squ1dgy 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS CUTE

[–]TheSwain 1 point2 points ago

Looks like someone is in for a disappointment sandwich.

[–]bencameron[S] 7 points8 points ago

Anyway, for those of you that DO like my doodle, more can be found here
http://strangepaul.com/

cheers x

[–]Rambis 5 points6 points ago

good lord you people are jaded. it says something when you can't just enjoy a picture drawing.

"Ooo, the bear in the picture is socially awkward! CREEPY! (and not at all like us Redditor types)"

[–]-Nick- 1 point2 points ago

xXx lYk Dis if U cRy eVerytim! xXx

[–]akademiker 1 point2 points ago

liek tis if u cri evertyime

[–]ellinger 2 points3 points ago

Creep-tastic!

[–]DizzyMarkFace 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was adorable, sadly the comments have ruined it for me. :(

[–]hassanisahba 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of that Trigger Happy TV sketch.

[–]carlcon 1 point2 points ago

People often mistake love for being socially inept in a creepy way around their crushes. You are people.

[–]psychognosis 0 points1 point ago

Since we are all analyzing this to great degree's...

How do we know the male bear is the creep in this?

How do you know female bear didn't pressure male bear into painting her?

How do you know for sure that the male bear didn't' try to politely decline but the female bear grew more and more persistent until she threatened to steal all his honey?

How do we know that's actually a female bear sitting down and a male bear painting her? Or do we just assume it's a girl bear because of the flowers and females are almost always shown to be in the position of obedience and servitude ?

[–]EveryOneOfThem 1 point2 points ago

They're bears (i think) ...., so technically they're naked.... but are they nude? Is this just a portrait?

[–]BonJarber -1 points0 points ago

[–]unicorn22 0 points1 point ago

AWWW!

[–]Damasticator 0 points1 point ago

When does she become a lampshade?

[–]partypooperscooper 0 points1 point ago

ITT the plot of Gods and Monsters starring Sir Ian McKellen and Brendan Fraser.

[–]iLikeToBiteMyNails 0 points1 point ago

Hnnngghhhh...right in the feels.

[–]ASiteForChumps 0 points1 point ago

He's shy...so when he leaves......and then?

[–]bencameron[S] 5 points6 points ago

then she'll she how he feels...

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[–]bencameron[S] 2 points3 points ago

bear things, i use them in most of my doodles

[–]artsyallene7 1 point2 points ago

They're cute. I have a friend that draws bears all the time. :)

[–]7UPvote 0 points1 point ago

Let me paint you like one of my French bears.

[–]nerdsaretheworst 0 points1 point ago

That's actually extremely creepy

[–]TheSuitGuy 0 points1 point ago

"No comics or captioned pictures."
Rule 1 on the sidebar.

[–]Nickelback_Cage 0 points1 point ago

Creepy.

[–]Storefrontorg 0 points1 point ago

Lacan and Sophia, man. If only he was as strongwilled as Fei.

[–]MrBigPackage 0 points1 point ago

Ha, gayyyeeee

[–]jazellee 0 points1 point ago

Why isn't this a picture of a cat? I'm confused...

[–]Alareshu 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, but it boggles my mind that OP doesn't understand why people are seeing it as creepy.

Regardless of gender, telling someone that you want to paint them and then take 30 minutes/1 hour to stare at them and not actually paint them is pretty damn creepy.

Sorry, but this is not love. This is a crush, and a person who probably had best intentions but not so much common sense.

[–]rotorcowboy 1 point2 points ago

I'm just heartbroken by many of the comments here. This is the cutest damn thing I've seen in months.

I'm hoping that many of you consider this to be creepy because you assume that the painter is simply looking at the subject, and no more. No one in their right mind would trick someone into sitting on a stool so that they could stare at them for hours. Instead, if someone resorted to this kind of trickery, he would at least put in an effort to have an enjoyable conversation with her. If they talk and have a good time, who cares about the painting?

[–]juusukun -1 points0 points ago

Obsession. Loving people means valuing them as people rather than using them as object, therefore it requires a high level of honesty.

[–]bilbo_swaggins -1 points0 points ago

This isn't cute, this actually pretty fucked up and trite.