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[–]beanielove -1 points0 points ago

Everything is fresh, but beans from a can are used....

[–]vandil 1 point2 points ago

Dry beans need to be soaked for 6 hours, so this would become 8am chili.

[–]RICH_LITTLE -1 points0 points ago

At 2AM I wrap a piece of cheese around a piece of meat and call it a sandwich. I also recycle.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]ZE3Z -1 points0 points ago

Wow, to think I've been reading this Jenny Craig bullshit for all these years!

[–]martin_aco 1 point2 points ago

Nice Repost

[–]alonelyguy 1 point2 points ago

Oh no not this again

[–]beerme72 0 points1 point ago

I use a pound of bacon to sweat my onions, fresh garlic and peppers down.

I use 2 pounds of Sirloin and 9 pounds of Grass Fed Ground Beef as the meat (I also re-introduce the Bacon).

I use beans that I soak overnight in water with a touch (like four shots in the water) of Bourbon.

You're making chilli like your vagina is bleeding.

Man the fuck UP and make chilli, or stop acting like you know how chilli is made.

EDIT: I also introduce the spices in at a dozen different times to bring out the full (not spicy, FULL) flavor of the spice. If you only add spice ONCE, your idea of sex is to pump twice then dump. Stop embarrassing yourself.