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[–]Rorraparoosa 44 points45 points ago

Because 13-year olds.

[–]pyrostarr 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for posting this.. I couldn't even read the Op's post...

[–]owlsrule143 3 points4 points ago

I was wondering if I missed an episode or something..

[–]PackOfHighly 2 points3 points ago

Because it works and frames it in something popular.

[–]Khuskan 0 points1 point ago

But it also falsely attributes the comic to the creators of Futurama...

[–]Adapt2Reason 0 points1 point ago

irrelevant* and in his voice.

[–]japes28 0 points1 point ago

why does the second guy have a mad face even in the happy part

[–]NipplesOfDestiny 124 points125 points ago

Im positive this wasnt in futurama and if they wanted to make that joke, it'd be a lot more subtle.

[–]NapoleonBonerparts 96 points97 points ago

YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WASN'T!!!!!

[–]cran-apple 30 points31 points ago

Wtf...

[–]owlsrule143 10 points11 points ago

Well fucking played

[–]ShadowAssassinQueef 1 point2 points ago

clerks...

[–]owlsrule143 0 points1 point ago

I would expect this in family guy

[–]brainflakes 27 points28 points ago

Farnsworth would never write "I has a baseball", it would be a "I've got a blernsball" obviously.

[–]kalmakka 19 points20 points ago

Hey, guys! Let us falsely attribute statements to sources in order to make them seem more legit!

[–]joyous_genitals 1 point2 points ago

...Futurama makes things more legit?

[–]ElCheffe 5 points6 points ago

Well it is from the future after all..

[–]every6accounts 5 points6 points ago

WELCOME, TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!

[–]Soulgee 1 point2 points ago

Shut up, Terry.

[–]CarlitX 12 points13 points ago

Now lets all take our favorite internet comics, put them into a cult hit TV cartoon screen shot and get 1000000000000s of karma.... Fucking karma whore.

[–]stupid_foreigner 6 points7 points ago

I don't see what this has to do with Futurama and Professor Farnsworth

[–]The_sweeps 47 points48 points ago

I wonder what the low res imgur link says. I bet it was funny!

[–]TSDMC 30 points31 points ago

Conventional Logic:

Guy 1: "I has a baseball" Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Prove it!" Guy 1: "Here!" Guy 2: "Ok, you're right!"

Religious Logic:

Guy 1: "I has a baseball" Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Prove it!" Guy 1: "YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT I DON'T" Guy 2: "WTF"

[–]Mad_Madam_Mim 0 points1 point ago

For PC this always helps me: ctrl +

It's a shortcut to zoom in moments like these.

[–]IPromiseImHuman 2 points3 points ago

ctrl + 0 to get it back to the original size

[–]chuckknucka 4 points5 points ago

Ctrl + Mouse-Wheel also works.

[–]Slightly_FTFY 10 points11 points ago

With Reddit Enhancement Suite you just expand the image. Then hold left click + move cursor down to enlarge.

[–]earldbjr 0 points1 point ago

I usually drag to the right :P

[–]DeFex 0 points1 point ago

Yeah for some reason every time I finish using that I press the back button. It's quite annoying

[–]YummyMeatballs 0 points1 point ago

Also ctrl and 0 resets everything to the default zoom.

[–]Mike13815 0 points1 point ago

For Windows 8: Having two fingers always helps me.

[–]Mad_Madam_Mim 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry to hear. I have all 10 of mine and it's still a pain.

[–]ginx2666 0 points1 point ago

Oh my, you must have very bad eyesight if you can't read this.

People had to forget that you can't have everything in HD. In past we hadn't, and still could read pretty much everything without problem.

[–]notsurewhatiam 3 points4 points ago

Crappy r/atheism continues to be crappy.

[–]Knuk 3 points4 points ago

DAE hates religion? lol religion is so dumb, we are way smarter than religious people!

[–]captain_jerkface 0 points1 point ago

Except for eastern religions, those are cool and enlightened because whole foods.

[–]TheActualAWdeV 7 points8 points ago

When did this become a futurama gag?

[–]OMGBLACKPOWER 13 points14 points ago

It didnt

[–]TheActualAWdeV 2 points3 points ago

Good. It didn't look like one.

Which begs the question, why would someone put a fairly well-known (in /r/atheism) gag in a futurama still?

[–]OMGBLACKPOWER 1 point2 points ago

why for the karma, of course!

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that works.

I misread your username as "omgblackpowder" though and thought this was a reply to a completely different comment elsewhere.

[–]dradam168 0 points1 point ago

Actually, it doesn't "beg the question."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question

[–]GuatemalnGrnade -1 points0 points ago

You can't prove that religious logic is the best type of logic.

[–]moo_point 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bennyboy1337 0 points1 point ago

Are people upvoting this out of memory, or do they have the ability to read invisible pixles which do not exist?

I can't read this at all.

[–]LucasTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Actually, those are only types of logic if you go to community college. Here is some Aristotelian logic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_argument

[–]Aries9 0 points1 point ago

What do you say to people who aren't necessarily religious but spiritual and tell me I'm not open minded if I don't believe things they believe but have no proof for?

[–]Mr_Open_Minded -1 points0 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]AcidLuepert 0 points1 point ago

Science is not a means by which anything can be proven.

[–]Simultanagnosia 0 points1 point ago

It's not that comparable... a better comparison would be that the top panel protagonist says "Nature exists" and the antagonist says "prove it!"

In this case the protagonist is struck with a problem, if the antagonist is not able to identify nature already, there is nothing distinct that the protagonist can point to which is distinctively nature.

Most assuredly the protagonist can point to the baseball and say "that is part of nature" but he will not be pointing to it and saying "That is nature" or this would create the equivocation that Baseball = Nature and Nature = Baseball.

The protagonist must be able to show the antagonist that nature is a composite of all things which exist in nature. He may try using synonyms like existence, reality or universe. But if the antagonist is unfamiliar with these terms or chooses to be particularly difficult to prove his point, the protagonist must find another way to describe nature, such that its all-encompassing, omnipresent and omnipotent qualities are understood by hearing the word nature.

The protagonist may proffer "Nature is not any particular thing, it is all things. Nature is omnipresent, existing everywhere, it inheres in all things, all things being of nature itself." They may go further, becoming eerily like one who is professing a supernatural deity "Nature is that from which a thing originates, that within which it has its form, and that unto which it terminates. Nature is both beginning and end. Alpha and Omega" (Para. Aristotle, De Animalibus).

All this in an attempt to define what nature is. Which makes this a much closer comparison.

The task of the protagonist would be made exceptionally difficult if the antagonist suffered from my namesake "Simultanagnosia" or the inability to perceive objects as elements of a larger whole. In other words; the inability to see the forest for the trees.

[–]captisaac21198 0 points1 point ago

I believe the pixels have showed me the truth to this image... Photoshop.

[–]monolyth 0 points1 point ago

This isn't really a solid argument, a baseball doesn't supernatural control of time and dimensions.

[–]Adapt2Reason 0 points1 point ago

and neither did not abortion

[–]captain_jerkface 1 point2 points ago

In the real episode (Mars University, Season 1 Episode 11) the professor has just proven (by process of elimination) that the neutrino tastes like grape aid.

[–]lealeaballerina[S] 0 points1 point ago

I did wonder also if it was just an edited picture, or a repost, I posted it anyway because it is great.

[–]Agnostic_Thomist -4 points-3 points ago

Like we haven't all seen that cartoon a thousand times before.

[–]Satiricalsarcasm 13 points14 points ago

i know!

everything should be posted at once, and it should all be discussed at that day, so that we no one will ever post anything, ever

/s

[–]stutteringgeiser 0 points1 point ago

"Hey guys, I was just reading Harry Potter and look what I found. Looks like Hermione had it right all along."

[–]Dobbel 1 point2 points ago

wich episode?

[–]Antares42 29 points30 points ago

I think I'm quite sure that's faked.

See here and then here.

[–]VerneAsimov 0 points1 point ago

Knowing the people on that show, I'd bet that that math isn't just random and actually means something.

[–]Antares42 1 point2 points ago

Yes, the diagram itself looks like a sort of Feynman Diagram with the paths replaced by "tubes" that show the boundaries of uncertainty.

As for the equation, Wikipedia says...

Astrophysicist David Schiminovich created both the equations and the diagram, based on "an equation that constrains the mass density of neutrinos in the universe".[4]

[–]Kai________ 0 points1 point ago

You think?

You know my friend.

[–]Antares42 0 points1 point ago

Well, let's put it this way, I didn't want to claim 100% certainty at first, but the evidence later turned out to be overwhelming.

Even though the comment isn't wasn't starred, I edited it twice to include the two sources.

...and now thrice to change the wording. :-)

[–]chimangolatino 0 points1 point ago

This is what i was looking for.

[–]saejinoh 1 point2 points ago

and here for original pic and here for the website.

I technically can't prove that I drew this for random thread on /b/ years ago as I never saved it to PSD but then I'm the guy who drew this so it must be true.

[–]Antares42 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, sorry, didn't mean to steal your traffic. Just google-imaged it and reported the first results. I like it, it conveys the double standard quite well.

[–]saejinoh 0 points1 point ago

It's quite alright. I wasn't implying anything. It was posted anonymously because of possible backlash at the time.

But then it got pretty big and reposted on reddit countless times. Face-palming myself for thinking it'd just get scorned and not really get any recognition...

[–]katzali -2 points-1 points ago

Still funny

[–]Antares42 13 points14 points ago

Oh, sure, but it was already funny without being inserted into a Futurama still. Doesn't quite fit their dry humor. What I like about Futurama is that they're not as heavy-handed as that comic.

[–]Notblackandwhite 1 point2 points ago

Great comedy is all about subtlety. This comic just kinda beats you over the head with its "joke"

[–]captain_jerkface 0 points1 point ago

The episode the background was taken from is "Mars University," season 1 episode 11. The professor isn't saying anything about religion, he has some joke particle physics on the board and claims to have just proven that the neutrino tastes like grape aid.

[–]xanderpo 1 point2 points ago

The more you know!

[–]tkltangent 1 point2 points ago

Why is this getting so many upvotes? :/

[–]demon1255 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost masked as a futurama repost.

Fucking wow.

[–]wallesdad -1 points0 points ago

..

Edit: wrong thread

[–]qua_omsa_lajeeone -2 points-1 points ago

I still don't understand why anything should manifest if there was never anything to begin with. Theists have the burden of proving God (I guess) but atheists have the burden of proving why a universe exists. There answer is as good as ours, when it comes down to it. The only difference really is the universe is obviously apparent and thus more worthy of an explanation, whereas God, not so much. God is our explanation for the universe, but the atheists are having a hard time finding a more "logical" alternative. Because really there is nothing logical about a universe existing for no apparent reason when there was literally nothing before it. Sure, Hawking and other atheists are developing scientific theories hand-tailored and specifically created to explain the feasibility of a Godless universe, but they are really still in the realm of... not fact, and might as well hold the same weight as the fables of old.

Christians did in fact have their proof of God, sorry He lived around 2,000 years ago, sometimes that's just life. You all could have personally met Jesus and saw the proof, it just wasn't your time. See, at least we can say that. It's not as crazy as "WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT." We just say, "sorry, you were too late." And historically speaking, we can back it up too.

[–]Roast_A_Botch 0 points1 point ago

By your logic I can prove every other religion exists. In the past people saw witches with their own eyes. They even had tests to prove they were witches. If you didn't claim science was folk tales, I'd be cool with you. I'm fine with people using religion to justify why they're on this earth. I have a problem with people who deny science as fact, and claim they can prove god exists with ancient stories. I can use the lord of the rings to prove hobbits exist.

[–]PTEHZA 1 point2 points ago

I think you are looking at things wrong. Science does not need to explain "why" something happens. Only "how."

"Why" implies a purpose or a motive. Science has no obligation to determine either of those, nor does it assume that there is either.

Also:

And historically speaking, we can back it up too.

The evidence for historical Jesus is questionable at best. It's probably best to just leave this argument out when conversing with an atheist. To them, whether or not a man named Jesus existed 2000 years ago is really irrelevant to the point you are trying to make.

[–]Muntberg -2 points-1 points ago

Lol guys, Futurama gets it right.

[–]RidleyOMalley 0 points1 point ago

WHEW. What a relief. I do not know how i can get through the day without a shot from a cartoon show reaffirming my opinion on the existence of a god. Almost as good as a meme too. Nothing says god isn't real more than subtitles on family guy, futurama, or the simpsons.

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[–]brainflakes 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that's so brave

[–]Garryfre -3 points-2 points ago

There is a vast difference between faith and the blind credulity. Examples are wind, radiation, entrophy (The effects of time) and gravity. You can't see these proverbial "Baseballs" but you can infer their existance by their effects that can be observed.

Because of the hypocracy and intolerance of those claiming faith when all they have is blind credulity the very idea of faith has been given a bad name. The amazing organization of the the universe and genetics and the complexity suggest intelligent design way beyond our understanding of it. Unfortunately scientists who even suggest that the idea of "Intellegent Design" are blackballed and ridiculed as fools and cranks. The universe is not just a dry equation either as we can sense beauty thus suggesting that such a designer is also an artist.

Never has anyone created life from non living matter yet so many seem to accept that this particular evolutionary baseball exists without even asking to see it. Thus we now have the religion of Evolution.

The bible defines this faith as follows ... Faith is the assured expectation of things hoped for, the evident demonstration of realities though not beheld.

[–]Roast_A_Botch 0 points1 point ago

We have tools to measure gravity, electricity, etc. Until you develop tools to measure god it is blind faith. Scientists have created basic life forms in a lab environment and we have many transitional fossils that prove mankind wasn't just willed into being. Creation scientists have an agenda and are almost always highly religious having a creationist background. Scientists are open to other possibilities. When they are unwilling to look at new information they are no longer scientists. There is no debate over whether evolution is fact, only the nuances of how it works.

[–]PTEHZA 0 points1 point ago

Evolution does not attempt to explain abiogenesis.

[–]DKN19 0 points1 point ago

Intelligent design has not:

A) explained any observation - God is not a satisfactory explanation for complexity because it raises more questions than it answers. What created god? That's where we come to special pleading (god isn't subject to causation... who decided that?). Also, god is not the only thing that can explain complexity. Evolution actually does it without resorting to a supernatural origin.

B) made testable predictions - This is where ID fails spectacularly.

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