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[–]BuglesAreSharp 6 points7 points ago

How many people were watching?

[–]Amongus 5 points6 points ago

He didn't warm you up enough down there.....

Biggest mistake.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]youamnorealsupersand -1 points0 points ago

I thought anal is suppose to make girls feel good after awhile.

[–]gweedo550 0 points1 point ago

Buttsex is wild and it don't cause no child

[–]thatguy73 1 point2 points ago

Never start in the doggy. Rookie mistake. Always let the girl relax onto it by being on top. After its in and she's used to it, then you roll her over and dry smash her shit box!

[–]Badphish419 1 point2 points ago

He did it wrong!

[–]BarelyLethal 2 points3 points ago

You didn't do it right.

[–]TheDroopy -1 points0 points ago

Sorry to be that guy, but you're not female. You're a dude who made a new account to post this from a girl's perspective to get upvotes and compliments. The latter of which is kind of fucked up in my opinion.

[–]RICH_LITTLE -2 points-1 points ago

Feels about the same to get top comment on a front page post -_-