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What the hell? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 17 days ago by MillaMia
[–]HostileIguana 927 points928 points929 points 17 days ago
This is ChristWire, people. For those who might not know, it's a SATIRICAL website that makes fun of Christians and Christianity, somewhat like The Onion.
[–]melonhayes 331 points332 points333 points 17 days ago
Thanks, I was seriously scared there for a minute.
[–]HostileIguana 70 points71 points72 points 17 days ago
I made the same mistake of taking what they said seriously too, till I looked them up. Now I feel like an idiot for thinking they were anything but a bunch of trolls.
[–]de-inspired 19 points20 points21 points 17 days ago
Trolls just doesn't mean what it used to does it.
[–]jesse_h 27 points28 points29 points 17 days ago
Short angry men who live under bridges?
[–]Second_Foundationeer 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
Moe?
[–]jesse_h 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Jeff?
[–]thedudeabides- 9 points10 points11 points 17 days ago
it means acting in a particular way to incite argument, doesn't it?
[–]CaptainYoshi 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
That's the most common form, but mostly trolling is just making people angry for your personal amusement.
[–]thedudeabides- 0 points1 point2 points 14 days ago
That's my impression of what the the definition is as well. I thought I'd clear it up since I'm not sure if de-inspired was implying it was the wrong use of the word or not.
[–]ProfessorD2 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago*
Or could it be you just don't approve of the term being used on people doing something YOU find entertaining?
[–]nilgiccas 37 points38 points39 points 17 days ago
Not really your fault. This is satire that's funny cause there really are people who think like this lol
[–]SweetNeo85 6 points7 points8 points 17 days ago
The day I realized that Conservapedia is actually not satirical...
[–]ashenblade 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
As far as I know, it's about half and half. That's the beauty of a wiki
[–]Lampmonster1 15 points16 points17 points 17 days ago
Poe's law.
[–]knightofmars 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
It's like American politics.
[–]ArgonGryphon 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
There's a difference between trolling and satire.
[–]HostileIguana 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
I just didn't know what noun to use to describe them at the time I typed that response, sorry.
[–]ArgonGryphon 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
It's cool, there are indeed a lot of people who see no difference.
[–]OneSilentE 17 points18 points19 points 17 days ago
You really thought this was real? I'm christian, and I can safely say only ~5 percent of Christians would actually agree with the statement in the photo. We aren't that bad
[–]supersauce 12 points13 points14 points 17 days ago
No, not that bad.
[–]jenkstom 18 points19 points20 points 17 days ago
5% of 200 million people in the US is a lot of crazy. Why don't the mainstream Christians address this?
[–]found314 24 points25 points26 points 17 days ago
we do. constantly.
Just not on reddit. we do it face to face. since its usually a private matter
[–]darklight12345 11 points12 points13 points 17 days ago
You can find stupid and insane and fanatical in every group. Dont act like christians are the same.
[–]son-of-fire 12 points13 points14 points 17 days ago
just look at r/athiesm
[–]whattrees 7 points8 points9 points 17 days ago
You assume that there is a "mainstream" Christianity in America or at all. The Church is utterly divided on everything, they don't even entirely agree on the historical existence of Jesus (or at least some don't see his existence as a necessity). Whenever 200 million people get together, they are not likely to agree on anything, and there will always be extremists. Modern Christianity does not have a set government that could make a statement against things like this. The closest thing to it would be the Pope, and many Evangelicals and Protestants don't even think he is a Christian. They are like the Tea Party and the Occupy Movement; since they refuse to establish a firm governing body or firm set of beliefs they are a haven for extremists. Until they fix that, no one will take them seriously and they will continue to get a bad rap when crazy people do crazy things in the name of relatively sane concepts.
[–]roycastle 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
I want people to respect my right to believe in God the way I do so even though they're batshit I respect other peoples' rights to believe the way they do even if it includes freely expressing these kind of batshit opinions (non satirically) as long as they're not violating someone else's rights.
So that's why we don't.
[–]boredextremely 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Why the fuck are you being downvoted? Would someone who downvoted this guy come and explain it to me? He not only presented an intelligent position, he answered the guys question.
[–]atypicaldude 2 points3 points4 points 16 days ago
Just because something is believed doesn't mean it should be respected, and if someone's beliefs are batsht crazy, they should be seen as batshit crazy, not as infallible personal beliefs.
If I said "Instead of school, my children will learn about life by playing the entire Final Fantasy series on the original consoles the way they were meant to be played. This is where the truest knowledge will come from."
Nobody would say, "I greatly respect his belief in the truth of Final Fantasy and don't want to offend his lifestyle. He should be allowed his belief and his I shouldn't judge his beliefs, or try to intervene on behalf of his children."
They'd call a social worker.
The same should be said for people with batshit crazy ideas in mainstream religions.
[–]roycastle 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Notice I added the following stipulation: "... as long as they're not violating someone else's rights." No parent has the right to do anything like what you described. Parents do, however, have the right to restrict which activities their children take part in per the original hypothetical situation.
Unless someone else has a better reason you may simply assume that the downvotes, boredextremely, are reddit's involuntary hive-mind responses to the stimuli of one admitting one's belief in God.
[–]otakucode 0 points1 point2 points 6 days ago
No one cares what people believe if they're not violating other peoples rights (well, except nutjobs). The problem is, they violate other peoples rights and proclaim that they're not. They force children to attend church, for example, giving them no choice in the matter and taking actions to prevent the children from learning that there are more correct views out there. Satire only works if its believable. If it treads that edge of 'hmm.. is that real..?' And this post treads that line quite accurately because there are a great deal of people who don't simply limit their beliefs to 'I will believe as I wish, but not act to control anyone elses'. In fact, they are the vast majority. It is rare to the point of near nonexistence to find a person of any faith that does not indoctrinate their children... and really, its endemic to the faith. If you actually DO believe it, then you also have to believe that it would be immoral to fail to indoctrinate children.
[–]roycastle 0 points1 point2 points 6 days ago
Your operational definition of indoctrination seems to include forcing someone to follow a religion. Indoctrination merely implies teaching someone the tenants of a religion. Children are likely to believe anything you teach them so is this forcing religion on them in a roundabout way? Maybe so, but just the same as anything else you teach them. Do we have a right to feed our children bacon if by doing so we train them to eat too much bacon and suffer negative health affects? No, we feed them bacon and acknowledge that some day they will know enough to make their own decisions about the appropriate role of bacon in their life. Same with religion. It is by no means a violation of a person's rights to be taught a religion at a young age. If in the course of their life they blindly follow what they've been taught without serious investigation and a commitment to apply their own mental faculties to that faith then they will simply have this not-that-into-it spirituality like most "Christians" in developed nations. If indoctrination is served with discouragement against this kind of critical thought then it is wrong and I think you are generalizing that the two always go together, and in a large part you are correct, but it is not necessarily so. It isn't the way I was indoctrinated. My parents taught me about their faith and then they let me struggle with making it my own thing instead of just forcing me to do it no matter how I felt about it. The group that you are accusing of raising their children this way, however, remains ambiguous, as our original example is satirical.
[–]goofymilk 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
Meh, I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I don't know anyone that believes this sort of thing, and if I ever did, they would most likely be extremely old. So why not live and let live? They're not going to hurt anyone.
[–]Vilvos 8 points9 points10 points 17 days ago
They vote.
[–]addyrambles -6 points-5 points-4 points 17 days ago
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that this was r/circlejerk.
[–]Talarot 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Jehovah's Whitnesses certainly are; LETS RIDE BIKES!
[–]uhohdynamo 0 points1 point2 points 13 days ago
I don't really 'get it.' Your entire website is devoted to fake shit you made up to make Christians look bad. You got nothing better to dwell on? Because at this point, that's a little obsessive to me. Chill the fuck out, and worry about your own problems. Your site blows, and not one religion in this world needs people picking on it because that person doesn't like it. Not your fucking choice dude, it's someone else's way of life.
[–]OneSilentE 0 points1 point2 points 13 days ago
That sight isn't mine, it's a troll website
Lol sorry, I know that. Just got wrapped up in what I was saying, kept saying "you," haha.
[–]BobIV 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
And I can safely say that ~%85.3 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
[–]Superhashashin -9 points-8 points-7 points 17 days ago
Crusades, mass genocide, child molestation, preventing other humans from having the same rights as you, no you guys aren't all that bad.
[–]OneSilentE 7 points8 points9 points 17 days ago
Yes, because every christian is a murdering, genocidal, homophobic pedophile. That comment was pretty ignorant buddy. And about the gay thing, not all Christians hate gays or think its a sin to be gay. Infact, all of the friends that I have that are christian have no problem with gays.
[–]v_soma 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
I agree with your sentiment, but http://imgur.com/cY0CW
[–]derekiv 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
>Fuck yes, statistics!
[–]absolutedesignz 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
You're missing the point.
[–]RavixTheDreamer 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Well, I for one am going to keep complaining about christians preventinng gay rights until I don't have to worry about getting the fuck beat out of my legs for coming out as bi. Homohobia and pedophile preachera are still pretty bad in some places, regardless of how nice you and your friends are. Thanks for being tolerant of others, man. 10/10, would give hand(shake/job).
[–]Oct2006 -3 points-2 points-1 points 17 days ago
That's not all Christians. I haven't done any of those things.
[–]RawrXD -4 points-3 points-2 points 17 days ago
Sure, but you have the same beliefs as the people who do, and do nothing to voice your opinion. Where were the sane, normal christians when the farce in North Carolina happened?
[–]OneSilentE 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
I feel like I missed something, what happened in north carolina?
[–]RawrXD 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
The marriage amendment.
[–]-predditor- 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
I have a penis. Most male rapists have penises. Does this make me as bad as a rapist?
[–]absolutedesignz 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
No one seems to understand that the kinda crazy enable the batshit crazy.
When someone can say "I feel like God told me..." and you can brush it off as normal if it isn't too crazy (George W Bush) you enable all the other psychos.
I never understood the "live and let live" policy involving religious people.
Exactly. Us getting downvoted really shows how even Reddit is deluded. Well, when you've lived in a nation where getting trampled on by authorities is the norm and no one does anything, I wouldn't be surprised. People always think "Oh I don't need to do anything because someone else will". But then nothing happens.
[–]Chryton 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
You obviously have not dealt with many southern/missoinary baptists.
[–]BulletRaves -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
Me too.
[–]alfonzo830 0 points1 point2 points 13 days ago
I was scared there was a group that aimed at protecting children from Final Fantasy.
[–]Nincro 3 points4 points5 points 17 days ago
Isn't it based on stuff that's actually happened? But just the extreme version of it?
Like the Onion or /r/ Circlejerk?
[–]HostileIguana 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Depending on the article. Some are complete bullshit and totally made up, but others, like The Onion, take real, actual events/issues and find a way to make fun of it or the people involved or their opinions or whatever. Unsurprisingly, most articles are about TV shows, music, video games, movies and politicians; stuff that's controversial anyways. It's just all played for laughs.
[–]Nincro 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Thanks for the quick reply.
[–]ToubaboKoomi 10 points11 points12 points 17 days ago
The image was from a very real series of PSA's about abuse.
[–]CaptainDickbag 15 points16 points17 points 17 days ago
Borrowed and modified by Christwire.
[–]ToubaboKoomi 4 points5 points6 points 17 days ago
Yep.
[–]xSPYXEx 4 points5 points6 points 17 days ago
I read that as TSA and it still had the same effect.
[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Both involve inappropriate touching?
[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
As soon as I saw this I looked for Christwire or The Onion logo.
[–]pandahavoc 16 points17 points18 points 17 days ago
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law
[–]AllMustSuffer 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Thanks for that. Eyes are now open.
[–]Rape_Sandwich -3 points-2 points-1 points 17 days ago
Are you honestly going to take something from "rational wiki" at face value?
[–]SweetNeo85 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
I don't believe that was suggested, no.
[–]Sulgoth 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
Without your input I would have thought that the US would have brought something out that was more WTF than something Japan could do.
[–]hawthorneluke 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
They often do, depending on how you look at things and who you see as their representatives. Same with any country I guess.
[–]TheCarbonthief 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
That doesn't explain how and why a human being came up with this... even satirically...
[–]ForeverInsomnia 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago*
We're not all like that. I realize that you probably already know this, I just felt the need to tell you anyways. It's kind of like when your wife asks you to hold her purse. You realize that everyone is assuming it's your wife's, but you just want to tell everyone who sees you "This isn't mine. It's my wife's."
[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Thank Cid this isn't real.
(Was just thinking, he's in almost all world, is a different being every time, Cid is a god among men... plus he's ruggedly handsome... so he's jesus too... with fresh breath...)
[–]CosmicJ 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Even as an oglop. Bless that man and his airships.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
I was about to comment, "Sometimes I wonder if these are serious people of just someone who knows how to use photoshop?" Thanks for answering my question.
[–]krshelton 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Yea, that website is funny but it is these type of satirical ads that don't make atheists any better then the crazy fundies. We are better then stooping to that level.
[–]MattyD123 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Seriously that is just fucking weird. I'm not even sure who or what it's supposed to be satirizing.
[–]the_dogma 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Thank goodness. I was completely baffled. Moreso by the fact that there existed a Christian group against Final Fantasy.
Actually, come to think of it that really wouldn't surprise me.
[–]Shintasama 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
My friend wasn't allowed to play FFVIII because you could summon Diablo.... ~_~;
[–]brkello 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Rage all gone now. Thank you!
[–]XOvertureX 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
So it is fake? I spent a long time trying to figure out if serious or trolls.
[–]hablomuchoingles -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
Can't we just have a satirical website that makes fun of all forms of belief, even atheism, equally and without giving a shit about whom they'd piss off? We could call it, and this is just a working title, "South Park". Would anyone care to expand on this idea?
[–]jigga19 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
I'm still befuddled by the fact that so many people don't know CW is a joke. I guess it's a testament to their realism and the readers willingness to believe that most Christians are really this nuts.
[–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Thank you for explaining.
The sad thing is though, even after I know this I would probably be fooled time and time again by these people as this isn't that far off from some of the zany shit some Christians will do/say. It's like they're their own parody most of the time. At least with The Onion while they deliver their stories brilliantly like the real deal, the stories always pass the bar of "Well this has to be fake." Like this one
[–]aboardthegravyboat 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
came to make sure the top comment said SATIRE. just proves you can always count on a hostile iguana to get the job done
[–]HostileIguana 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
Thanks :D I would hate for people to take a post like this seriously because they didn't see/don't know what CW is really all about.
[–]DieterTheHorst 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
My favorite Cristwire Article is the one about Mass Effect three So hilarious!
[–]xSPYXEx 5 points6 points7 points 17 days ago
In Mass Erect, an otherwise good Christian man is sent to defend humanity from the “Rapers,” a race of massive dildo machines intent on fornicating with every man, woman and child. In fact, all life is being raped in order to continue their species. -a race of massive dildo machines-
In Mass Erect, an otherwise good Christian man is sent to defend humanity from the “Rapers,” a race of massive dildo machines intent on fornicating with every man, woman and child. In fact, all life is being raped in order to continue their species.
-a race of massive dildo machines-
Oh god, I lost it so hard right there.
[–]DieterTheHorst 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
. The makers of the game, “Bioware” (which sounds like a CONDOM company), are located in a SOCIALIST Scandinavian country of sin, Canada. It’s no surprise Canadians would make such a disgusting game to insult us believers.
I think that is my favorite part, the condom company in the socialist scandinavian country of Canada.
[–]ghebert001 -2 points-1 points0 points 17 days ago
When you read The Onion, you know it's satire. You know that shit like can't possibly be true but with ChristWire...some Christian denomination ARE that fucked up so something like in the OP is totally believable unless you already know in advance that it's just satire.
[–]desenagrator -6 points-5 points-4 points 17 days ago
So it's basically /r/atheism.
[–]RICH_LITTLE 118 points119 points120 points 17 days ago
Thank you for alerting me to this website. I've just found my new favorite pie chart of all time
[–]dontlemmedown 48 points49 points50 points 17 days ago
I just snorted Arnold Palmer all over my computer. I just played Skyrim, but I don't feel any more homosexual than normal. WHAT IF I'M ALREADY TOO FAR GONE?!
[–]tells_bad_jokes 14 points15 points16 points 17 days ago
A while back, christwire claimed skrillex was Latin for " homosexual satan wasp".
[–]SelcouthBadger 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
I just found a new insult.
[–]sneezes_with_pancake 34 points35 points36 points 17 days ago
And now I'm on the FBI watch list,...again. Thanks ChristWire.
[–][deleted] 17 days ago
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[–]sneezes_with_pancake 4 points5 points6 points 17 days ago
I've been good. Honest!
[–]deadly_inhale 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
Then explain your lifetime ban from IHOP.
[–]sneezes_with_pancake 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
That was completely unrelated and I'd rather not talk about it...
[–]dzamie 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Hey man, that shouldn't count. That French Toast was comin' on to me, with all that powdered sugar and syrup.
[–]Ducksaucenem 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
.... go on.
[–]FBI_watch_team 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
This.
[–]shutupjoey 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Keep it up, soon you'll be front page material.
[–]sneezes_with_pancake 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
You think?! daydreams about all that karma
[–]baalsitch 37 points38 points39 points 17 days ago
TIL sex scented hands play FF.
[–]2muffins 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
sex scented hands hands touch her in a non friendly manner
As opposed to what? Sex scented hands touching her in a friendly manner?
[–]yutsi 7 points8 points9 points 17 days ago
'shopped
[–]namith 4 points5 points6 points 17 days ago
Christwire is satirical, so the opinion doesn't bother me, but the picture! WTF?
[–]dnicholsonb 5 points6 points7 points 17 days ago
Italian child abuse campaign. http://i.bnet.com/blogs/mccann-child-abuse-ad-italian.jpg
[–]cburta 3 points4 points5 points 17 days ago
There's only 97 hands...where are the other three?!?
[–]Gawdzillers 11 points12 points13 points 17 days ago
guess
[–]virtyy 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Up inside places
[–]james9075 4 points5 points6 points 17 days ago
christwire is satirical. just go on there and search for skyrim jobs, you'll get the message
[–]LeJuicebox 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
ChristWire strikes again...
[–]bradythemonkey 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Christwire us a mock Christian website aimed at making Christians look radical.
[–]v_soma 3 points4 points5 points 17 days ago
It's a mock Christian website aimed at mocking certain aspects of Christianity. Nobody needs to make Christians look radical when so many do it on their own.
[–]Areyoumyfriend 8 points9 points10 points 17 days ago
Anyone else notice the pedobear in the background?
[–]DeepRoot 3 points4 points5 points 17 days ago
Good find!
[–]PotatoPotahto 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
The teddybear? Or is there an actual pedobear somewhere?
[–]lafkak 5 points6 points7 points 17 days ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Go home, religion, you're drunk
[–]sanwaparts 7 points8 points9 points 17 days ago
DAE think this is a great picture, minus the text?
[–]BreadstickNinja 9 points10 points11 points 17 days ago
You should crop and make it your desktop background.
[–]EmptyAndFrantic 3 points4 points5 points 17 days ago
It actually makes me very uncomfortable...
[–]dwightmoody 7 points8 points9 points 17 days ago
I believe that is the point. It's a very effective image.
[–]LilTrins -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
DAE Pedophile?
[–]sanwaparts 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Do you not think the picture can be appreciated for its own artistic value?
[–]jpro8 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
I assume that christwire.com was trying to attract pedos to their site??
[–]tdn 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
This must be a piss-take, any references?
[–]AnonymousRev 4 points5 points6 points 17 days ago
[FIXED] feel free to reupload in the right place, Reddit never likes my shit anyway.
http://imgur.com/fXQT1
[–]Slushi 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Idk about you guys but...a cape of hands could be useful.
[–]cydisc11895 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
I don't play FF, but now I want to.
[–]unireed 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
666 karma...cannot...upvote
[–]TXMount 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
...as opposed to having hundreds of sex-scented hands touch you in a friendly manner.
<sigh> ahhh, New Orleans.
[–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
I guess black people don't play Final Fantasy.
[–]wallesdad 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
Anybody else unintentionally let a "what the fuck?" out before reading the comments?
[–]BeautifulGreenBeast 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
This is indeed worthy of r/WTF.
[–]Beeeeaaaars 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
My hand is the top left one.
[–]ieatflies -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
wow. just wow.
[–]Dr_Packenwood -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
Fuck. Ill play Final Fantasy standing with one leg on the coffee table then.
[–]frapo -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
That would be the coolest cape....
[–]d3pd 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Haha! I love satire about religion. Here's a good one by the BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19535090
[–]Porjin 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
The original is a (spanish?) advertisement about domestic abuse and the like.
[–]FB242 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
Italian
[–]shadofx 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
air freshener.. now coming in sex new scents.
[–]LUBE_IT_UP 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
I've never played Final Fantasy, but I'm preeettttyyyyy sure it's nothing like that...
[–]PhantomV48 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Best Yankee Candle ever!
[–]fourtrickpony 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Final Fantasy made me really, really good at math
[–]poonslyr69 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
strange.... my hands never smell like sex when I touch little girls who play final fantasy...
[–]somethin121 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
That literally made me sick to my stomach.
[–]TheFerretman 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Can't accept their message, but it's a heck of an ad.
[–]buttfaces 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
what so bad about final fantasy?
[–]voxxy 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
It always seems strange to men when I see people reacting to christwire but then I remember my first reaction to it.
[–]PropsNPowder 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Christwire has a pretty hilarious article about Reddit & r/Gonewild. Check it out.
[–]kira6384 -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
Repost
[–]DarkXlll 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
My god... so all those childhood hours... I've been molested all along?
[–]RAW_C_POPPA -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
I can see her right nipple!
[–]PigFarmington 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Final Fantasy?
[–]leveraction1970 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Sex scented hands? Anyone? I have absolutely no clue what that is supposed to mean. I can't be the only one.
[–]sociomaladaptivist -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
Hot!
[–]yall_cray 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
i like her dress.
[–]intensive-porpoise 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Some of those hands are just touching other hands, and that has to just feel creepy for those ones.
[–]suckthisdeth 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
people posting christwire to wtf at this point deserve the banhammer.
[–]TheJigen -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
my thoughts exactly: clicks link, sees picture reads text: What The Fuck
[–]Kargexdestroyer 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
well that.......wel......scientology?
[–]brainlechuga 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Thanks for helping me fap
[–]Nightmathzombie 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Feeding your children peanut butter is like raping a nun.
[–]avision 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Who distributed this? What company or organization I mean?
[–]Godofslack 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
As a man with sex scented hands, I can confirm that I and all my kin do, in fact, molest every child who has played Final Fantasy, with no exceptions; everyone gets one. We are truly monstrous beings, we are also homosexual. We are what goes bump in your children's room at the night, giggity.
[–]therealjgreens 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
I once saw an article from ChristWire where the author was talking about how evil Bill Murray is. I read it from front to back and thought the dude was fucking insane. Turns out ChristWire is a troll website. Thank God! (see the irony in that last statement?)
[–]PerpetualDick 0 points1 point2 points 13 days ago
see the irony in that last statement?
No, but I see the irony in your existence...
[–]therealjgreens 0 points1 point2 points 13 days ago
thanks, dick
You're welcome, jgreens.
[–]uRabbit 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Cause Final Fantasy is just that... o.O
[–]geoffnolan 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Final FHANDtasy. Ahuh.
[–]silent_p 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
I think I remember seeing this ad before, but with different text.
[–]twist3dfear 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
The title nailed my reaction to this picture right on the head.
[–]learntofart 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
There actually is a friendly manner for hundreds of sex scented hands to touch a young naked girl?
[–]themanbat 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
If they are talking about Final Fantasy 13, then I agree.
[–]JakeTheHawk 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Lady Gaga's younger years.
[–]bangupjobasusual 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
WHAT. edit: oh.
[–]nconan 0 points1 point2 points 14 days ago
So... that means there's nothing wrong with it, right?
[–]joethulhuz -1 points0 points1 point 14 days ago
In case anyone else is wondering, the website advertised is purely a parody. I went there enraged at this stupid picture months ago, and found an extremely funny parody of the extreme right-wing Christian media. I definitely recommend it.
[–]dauntlessmath 0 points1 point2 points 13 days ago
Wtf!?
[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point2 points 13 days ago
So its fake.
[–]murderfap 0 points1 point2 points 6 days ago
I feel bad for the girl who had to pose in that pic
[–]Quaternions -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
WTF is right. Wow.
[–]Redd_October -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
Relevant Poe's Law
[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Those horrible, evil people at ChristWire! Don't they know that gives religion a bad name!!! ...wait.
[–]JustAWonderfulMan 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Holy shit christwire is satire. Fuck you reddit
[–]goobliscious -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
This is literally made me say what the fuck?
[–]Condog64 -11 points-10 points-9 points 17 days ago
It's called r/WTF not r/WTH. Get it right, asshole.
Just kidding. Shit was cash monies. Proceed.
[–]SelcouthBadger 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Jesus Christ bro, calm your cocaine
[–]sdoodle -2 points-1 points0 points 17 days ago
Manicures for all them hands is gonna be costly.... Group discount?
[–]Nemouik -11 points-10 points-9 points 17 days ago
Got so mad for a couple of minutes, showed it to my family going on a rant on anti video-gamers. read comments, saw it was a fake. didn't un-rant. could have been real.
[–]macheesmo 5 points6 points7 points 17 days ago
In what universe would this be real? Have you EVER seen anything so ridiculous as a single religious group dedicated to campaigning against children playing a final fantasy game? Let alone in such an extreme manner?
[–]Yakoshi -1 points0 points1 point 17 days ago
Have you EVER seen anything so ridiculous as a single religious group dedicated to campaigning against children playing a final fantasy game?
This ad is a parody. Don't be surprised.
[–]macheesmo 4 points5 points6 points 17 days ago
No shit it's a parody, that was my point. "Sex scented hands?" My question was why is such obvious satire in WTF and why do people think its real?
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
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