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[–]holliepocketreddit 9 points10 points ago

Because you have Instagram on your potato.

[–]the_Guitar_Teacher 5 points6 points ago

Not instagram, potato in microwave

[–]Theknickerbockers[S] 0 points1 point ago

It's not Instagram, it's just a crappy camera and the only light was a lightbulb.

[–]holliepocketreddit 4 points5 points ago

Tis merely a joke, we don't need any of your science shenanigans.

[–]Purplebatman 3 points4 points ago

Science? On reddit? Stop speaking in riddles!

[–]Theknickerbockers[S] 2 points3 points ago

I sincerely apologize and will take my shenanigans elsewhere.

[–]hypurpelue 4 points5 points ago

The next person to say shenanigans is getting pistol whipped.

[–]holliepocketreddit 1 point2 points ago

shenanigans..........runs like hell

[–]Stingerfreak 1 point2 points ago

Why would you even bother to post such a crappy picture? This is something I don't understand about Reddit.

[–]krissdidriks 3 points4 points ago

because you take blurry pictures?

[–]MrsRatt 2 points3 points ago

Because you're either not posting to r/aww, or you've deleted the posts :|

[–]inertia186 3 points4 points ago

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

[–]DoctorNose 2 points3 points ago

Because you are a god awful photographer?

[–]no1skaman 2 points3 points ago

Because by the way you take photos i can deduce you cannot tell your arse from your elbow...

[–]Squarish_Ball 2 points3 points ago

It took me a few tries to figure out what I was looking at

[–]Deadly_Lust 0 points1 point ago

Bueno.

[–]CinnamonRolls 1 point2 points ago

[–]fxksdxks 0 points1 point ago

holy crap that was my exact thought.

[–]GlorySocks 0 points1 point ago

Bring me Solo, and the Wookie!

[–]adamas22 0 points1 point ago

OP plz

[–]coffeemug20 0 points1 point ago

try r/derp