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[–]crystalnii 49 points50 points ago

Lol get out of there tub you're so drunk

[–]awkward_person_here 8 points9 points ago

He's probably talking to this guy.

[–]PK_Fire 0 points1 point ago

[–]jsmayne 10 points11 points ago

i'm callin' bidet.

no tub no drunk exgf calls!

[–]w1tt 3 points4 points ago

Or,"bathtub, you're drunk stop calling people"

[–]sayhitothehobo 13 points14 points ago

...I am looking for my girl.

[–]whitmell 4 points5 points ago

not enough people got this.

[–]WarAndRuin 2 points3 points ago

I do...sadly I do...

[–]zulhadm 1 point2 points ago

Please explain

[–]WarAndRuin 6 points7 points ago

A tub, looking for its girl.. is what I am guessing is the joke.

[–]Link68759 2 points3 points ago

I have a feeling there is some reference he's making.

[–]WarAndRuin 4 points5 points ago

It's too late to think..just type in the words "tubgirl" in google and all the internet's answers will be revealed infront of your eyes

[–]StraY_WolF 3 points4 points ago

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! I REGRET MY LIFE.

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 1 point2 points ago

I'm afraid to do this... SOMEONE help!

[–]kutNpaste 0 points1 point ago

There will be poo.

[–]m1w1 0 points1 point ago

Listen to your fear and back away from the interwebs. Cannot be unseen.

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 1 point2 points ago

Thank goodness for wikipedia. Saved myself a lifetime of regret methinks. ๏_๏

[–]Fredent 29 points30 points ago

Hello, this is repost, how are you bathtub?

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it?

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 8 points9 points ago

maybe, but colby got it, several times actually.

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 3 points4 points ago

Now i'm not sure I want to know anymore..

[–]Nightwing11 3 points4 points ago

Colby is a family dog of a redditor whose son had sexual intercourse with on several occasions......Sorry, I couldn't resist

COLBY 2012

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]_Shamrocker_ 0 points1 point ago

I thought it turned out to be a hoax?

[–]Nightwing11 1 point2 points ago

hoax or not, the story has been burnt into many a redditors minds......like the cum box.

[–]FishBonePendant 0 points1 point ago

NEVER RETURN TO THE THREAD

[–]warnerrr 0 points1 point ago

I would feel much better if I found out that it was. Any citation on this?

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 4 points5 points ago

Ok, I won't tell you, btw, hold this hair brush for me.

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 2 points3 points ago

JUST TELL ME ALREADY I CAN'T TAKE IT.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 1 point2 points ago

Colby could take it though.

[–]alreadytakenusername 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, because you hung up. Can I talk to hot tub?

[–]Fredent 1 point2 points ago

Hot tub isn't in right now, would you like to talk to pool?

[–]babys3alclubber 2 points3 points ago

Is brick cheating on lamp?

[–]CubedRoot 4 points5 points ago

Is it me your looking for?

[–]kenba2099 3 points4 points ago

I can see it in your eyes.

[–]CubedRoot 0 points1 point ago

I can see it in your smile.

[–]jmkking 8 points9 points ago

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 2 points3 points ago

I miss that show.

[–]joysofpi 2 points3 points ago

the newer ones got all weird and surrealist though

[–]fortrines 2 points3 points ago

This is a thing called a phone booth. It's like an iphone except you can't take it with you and anyone can use it if they pay.

[–]keith_HUGECOCK 6 points7 points ago

Just like my ex-wife.

[–]DrukenNinja[S] 1 point2 points ago

BURN!!!

[–]Cole3823 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this pic is older than the internet

[–]ThatJedi -1 points0 points ago

What a washout.

[–]nilleo 1 point2 points ago

Hello, toilet? Dude, you're never going to believe this...

[–]Lordscoot 1 point2 points ago

Great, who peed in the bathtub this time??? Which one of you did it. He was serious about running away. Now wotcha gonna do a for a shower or bath.

[–]jetstros 2 points3 points ago

Hello.... Is it me you're bathing for?

[–]Ninjaman237 -1 points0 points ago

Oh fuck. Is this going to be a new meme that becomes over used?

[–]HelloYesThisIsHorse 1 point2 points ago

HELLO TUB, THIS IS HORSE

[–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

That's the best thing I've ever seen since sushi, shwarmas, and wet, shaved pussy. Upvote for you, DrunkenNinja

[–]Jaceabj 0 points1 point ago

"police department, how can I help you?" "my rubber duck got stolen!" "we're sending a SWAT team"

[–]DonkeyPunch96 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly, not even close to how funny it was the first time

[–]ZorroMeansFox 0 points1 point ago

Clearly, there was a ring around the tub.

[–]Phlacid 0 points1 point ago

No, this is Patrick.

[–]berthol 0 points1 point ago

Why does the tub sound just like DOG? You can't explain that!

[–]Tsiyeria 0 points1 point ago

BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE

[–]flamingturtlee 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this for far too long

[–]Kieran676 0 points1 point ago

Silly bathtub, you're a bathtub not a person. You cant even dial a phone.

[–]EN3RG 0 points1 point ago

This is why i love the UK

[–]Cuppy_Cakes 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, this looks like it is probably my town. Great. I wondered where my bathtub went!

[–]ididawetfart -1 points0 points ago

Looks a bit washed out to me

[–]YourConsciousness 0 points1 point ago

That doesn't make sense, you can't receive a call at a phone booth.

[–]the_internet_clown 4 points5 points ago

i was wondering what the flaw was in this picture. thank you

[–]whitmell 3 points4 points ago

it's not a flaw, you can call payphones. You apparently never dealt drugs in the pre-cell phone days.

[–]the_internet_clown 1 point2 points ago

my response was sarcasm to his response to why a bath tub would be using a payphone. there is unfortunately no sarcastic font

[–]the_internet_clown 2 points3 points ago

but we can all enjoy the funny post of a bathtub answering a payphone

[–]whitmell 1 point2 points ago

There is also no appropriate font for me to fully convey the "whoooosh" that just brushed the top of my head.

[–]End3rWi99in 3 points4 points ago

You can most certainly call a pay phone. The direct line is almost always on a sticker somewhere near the receiver.

[–]YourConsciousness 4 points5 points ago

Well then it's good that there was a bathtub nearby to answer the phone.

[–]End3rWi99in 0 points1 point ago

Probably a drug deal. Bath tub gin deal...

[–]IntroductoryAluminum 1 point2 points ago

Pay phones in some areas have been changed to not ring.

[–]DrukenNinja[S] 7 points8 points ago

Neather does a talking bath tub but hey

[–]jellyfishes 1 point2 points ago

They do it all the time in movies

[–]Canucklehead99 -1 points0 points ago

I've walked by payphones and had a few ring. Picked up and had conversation with someone who dialed a wrong #.

[–]joey1405 -2 points-1 points ago

let see... at least 3 months old... THATS A NEW RECORD!!!

[–]timmycosh -2 points-1 points ago

repost.

[–]rectangl 0 points1 point ago

Hello? Yes, this is repost.

[–]Zomonada -3 points-2 points ago

I was always confused with the concept of telephone booths. You can't actually call one, right? That seems inefficient. But I remember seeing it on TV before. This picture certainly doesn't help.

[–]Hamface_Mudbutt 0 points1 point ago

You used to be able to call pay phones.

[–]siatabiri 2 points3 points ago

You can call one. One of my favorite books, Brandon Ford's Pay Phone, uses it as a central plot element..

[–]SConnelly53 0 points1 point ago

The purpose is to call people from it not receive calls.

[–]Zomonada 1 point2 points ago

But in the picture the bathtub sounds like it's answering the phone.

[–]SConnelly53 2 points3 points ago

Yes or he may be making an appointment so he states his name. But seriously, we are conversing about a bathtub on a phone.

[–]Kindern 3 points4 points ago

you can call telephone booths, their number is written next to the receiver.